*Nirvana starts playing*

What did the song even add to that scene

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>Imagine trying so hard to be Guardians of the Galaxy and failing so hard.

Well...

70s music = awesome
90s music = more twee than the 80s.

true
which is why this was the best song in the film
youtube.com/watch?v=OZuW6BH_Vak

wait i don't remember this? i watched a camrip, was there really playing nirvana?

>Imagine trying so hard to be Guardians of the Galaxy and failing so hard.
you can say that again

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yes i saw it in theater

>have group of antagonists each with their own interesting weapons
>fight scene consists of her just blasting them with her op energy beams and them flying around the room

>that sound of a toilet flushing at 38 seconds when brie starts ACTING
appropriate sound design

Because they didn't want the negative publicity of completing a 22 movie arc, and not having a single female led movie among them.

They had to do it.

>montage of her falling and getting up
>Tubthumping by Chumbawamba doesn't start playing

>Why they even make this shit...
Panic at the realization that Phase 4 of the MCU has nothing going for it except Guardians 3. The contracts for almost all of the other established characters are ending and won't be renewed. Which I don't think they were prepared for.

Yup. Compared to GOTG the songs felt clunky when brought in during an action sequence and took you out of the scene. Carol was kidnapped in '89 too so she won't have known any of the songs played. 80s metal would have been a better choice: Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Judas Priest, etc.

i don't think anyone will say no to like a zillion dollars for a few more films in their contracts

Desperately needed an action writer on the team. When Starforce returned at the end they hit with all the force of ... highschool bullies. They didn't seem very threatening at all.

save it for the captain bong movie

Why was she barefoot during the interrogation?

>FIGHT SCENE
>I'M JUST A GIRLLLLLL STARTS PLAYING

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The movie is shit and Brie is shit, but if it was pic related i would think they are both 10/10

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>f-fucking f-feminism!!!
the movie was literally exactly as bad, no better or worse, as any other marvelshit movie. it being a female had literally 0 impact on the quality of the movie.
from what Yea Forums was saying i was expecting it to be YAS QUEEN SLAY material, but it was literally just a single scene where military guys say she's never gonna make it
yall really need to have it already, it's pathetic. stop getting triggered by anything.

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all the action scenes were super short
I don't need them to be 20 minutes long but none of them were over 2 minutes
guess all that budget went to Endgame

This.
I couldn't understand it. Every one of Bree's jokes felt like a line an edgier Starlord would say, except with Pratt actually putting some charisma into the role.
It was only that one line,
>"Don't make me do this!"
>"...okay"
That I realised what they were actually going for which was more of a unemotional badass. But suffice to say they failed spectacularly.

guardians of the galaxy sucks

Does that bother you? The acting in that clip is far more frightening.

there is gotg3, strange 2, panther 2, shang chi, black widow and the eternals. no doubt another ant and craptain marvel movie too

>You know why they call it the COCKpit?

A thought for the fans of the real Mar-Vell that became an old bitch because males are toxic

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>record player
>not a PS1

audiolets out

it's not even that incel. they went half assed with the fem shit. at least BP's central themes were about race and nationality.

I can only imagine Kurt Cobain's skeletal corpse rolling in its grave at the prospect of Nirvana playing in a $200m disney blockbuster about a feminist superhero

>she has a perfect perm and mascara in every scene
Probably what annoyed me the most through the whole movie.

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>"hey actual little girl, you're driving that gocart way too fast you're gonna crash!"
>goes faster to prove the boy wrong
>crashes and totals the gocart
was this supposed to be a pro-woman message?
also,
>her dad yells at his daughter instead of checking if she's alive after almost dying in the crash

"the original captain marvel"

dont chat shit

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I liked the part where she stood up 5 times in a row to remind us that she can stand up

Realtalk: whoever designed her mohawk helmet should be shot

Cobain was a degenerate sodomite.
If he hadn't blown his brains out, he would have been a slave to the jews like all other popular musicians

Seriously though, were the directors' only directions to tell her to act as smug as possible in every scene?
Say what you want about Brie, but she is actually a pretty good actress

its not reality its femfiction

i 100% agree that it was poorly done and tried to downplay it too much, so it felt a bit dishonest, i just really don't think that it was even close to being one of the major flaws of the movie.
black panther at least had the balls to be upfront about its message.

That granny who played her mentor looked uncanny. Like she belonged in an adult diaper ad.

if he or whoever shot him didn't do it, he would still die from the heroin that night

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Black Panther also wasn't anti-white in any respect.
Captain Marvel has a constant passive-aggressive relationship with its men doing anything. The worst one being when they told the Skrull to stop calling one of them "little lady"

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Is this a DBZ deleted scene

They even had a fucking jukebox in the spaceship at the end, but "I'm just a girl" wasn't playing from it. It was so fucking weird and stupid.

It was so awful.

It felt completely soulless.

Thor 2 is much better than this.

>that obviously fake brit accent the main ay lmao character had

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Spiderman, Dr.Strange and Ant-Man are all decent characters to carry on among the Avengers flag for the next phase

I like they way she overcame her problems by realising that she was actually super powerful the entire time and didn't help from anybody, especially not some old man

>POWERFUL
streamable.com/htx8a

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I hope this is b8...

The entire point of the movie was “and the skrulls were never seen or heard from again. Along with their “light speed” tech that is somehow faster than our instantenous travel tech.”

Wait why is she CGI? She's just doing 1 step forward

I like the way she kept failing at everything until she got magical space powers that solved all her problems and made her succeed.
Really sends a message to all the little girls watching this.
Girls, if you want to be just as good as men at something, the only thing you need is to stand next to an exploding spaceship!

>streamable.com/7cnkc

I'm so glad I didn't watch it. This is some of the worst acting and writing I've ever seen in the MCU.

he's strayan tho
not so far off from bonglander accent

>otherwise a regular movie
>action sequence
>some shitty, unfitting ancient pop song starts playing

It keeps happening. James Gunn ruined filmmaking

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>streamable.com/htx8a
is this FUCKIGN REAL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

please dbz energy blast fights are kino compared to this trash
youtube.com/watch?v=Ilzm8K-AfGs
youtube.com/watch?v=e4nEV7BmTmk

>when a child actor can put on a more convincing mean face for 2 seconds than the star of the movie

at least there was no dance off
the way she finished that last guy was funny, but she's gonna be hard to write for, she's marvel's superman too OP to the point that her character is boring because you know she can't die unlike mememan and cap 'murica

>one of the strongest beings in the franchise
>mastered the power stone that can blow up planets
>even threatened Thanos
>scared off by a chick in a suit

ebicccc

I wanted to fuck the granny when she started dancing in the leather jacket.

Holy fuck

They had to do it that way because she just wouldn’t step forward.

WOMEN ARE INFERIOR VERSIONS OF MEN IN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING

they also showed aliens landing on earth despite none doing that in 1989

That you know of.

>this is considered a competent high budget blockbuster in 2019
jesus christ

if the leaks are true. they are splitting the MCU into earth and cosmic marvel. which is probably the only way it will make sense with captain marvel going foward as like you said, she is marvel's superman

streamable.com/76bo0

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t. CIA operative

i'm so glad that endgame was stan's last cameo rather than this

Really shitty movie honestly. And Brie Larson cannot act.

As bad as the film was, it was still a trillion times better than JUSTice League.
How you go from a masterpiece like MoS to that garbage is beyond me.

The movie should have been in sequential order, and alctually show the main character struggle through the brainwashing.

Editing is really bad

Easily if man of steel isn’t actually a masterpiece.

>How you go from a masterpiece like MoS to that garbage
Step 1: fire the director who had the vision that tied everything together
Step 2: Hire Joss Whedon
Step 3: Give Joss complete control and let him rewrite stuff he doesn't understand

I'M ACTING!!!!

Oh lord, the cringe.

I haven't seen this movie, only the shit posted here but does anyone find the way Brie Larson walks absolutely ridiculous? It's like she's trying to walk with some presence about her but she looks like she's just shit herself wearing shorts and slowly walking towards the toilet so nothing drips on the carpet.

>zack snyder
>vision
Haha, you indian chaps crack me up.

Too good looking. Whaaamin would bitch. Brie is non threatening to them and they can get behind her. To see no ass.

Are these chopped up for streamable or is the editing this bad in the movie?

This is how it is in the movie.

Pretty sure people would be wondering why Dr Strange's girlfriend is an alien superhero now.

I liked how the only reason this movie made any money was because people were willing to pay to see an endgame trailer.

UM SWEETY HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU

FEMINISM IS >POWERFUL AND >IMPORTANT

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>marvelfag cope

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These are supporting characters at best

Fine then her

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Have sex

Shut the fuck up faggot

It’s possible to shit on both, my street-shitting chum.

lets not forget that brie's endgame scenes were shot a while before captain marvel's script was even completed. she was never supposed to have a large role in endgame

>Step 3: Give Joss complete control

If only that had been the case, it might've been good. Turning Snyder's script and a bunch of half-finished scenes into a presentable movie would've been straight up impossible for anyone else.

Test

fucking yikes

Whedon tried to polish the turd but no matter what he could do, he was still dealing with a turd

>Joss literally has a writing credit on the film because he changed so much of the film
>Superman's ENTIRE story was rewritten
>multiple people have confirmed the existence of a Snyder cut
Jesus christ, cope harder

Holy fuck this is the first time I saw anything from this movie aside trailers. She just fucking says her lines without anything put into it.
Please tell me this shit goes like that for the movie.

As lazy and amateurish as this movie is, nothing will ever be as bad as “Wonder Woman sits down to watch trailers for the upcoming DCEU films.”

not even him but why would the cgi be near completion for snyder's canned scenes?

Why is this log trying to act?

>Why they even make this shit...
supposedly she's feige's favorite character and he's been trying to get it made for years but perlmutter said no.

since they didn't have x-men, perlmutter wants inhumans pushed to replace them in the comics and for them to get a movie, feige agrees to it on the condition that carol gets a movie too. disney realizes that feige is midas for capeshit and puts him in charge, answerable only to iger. disney and sony cut a deal to share the spider-man rights, schedule gets rearranged, feige boots inhumans out, that gets dropped down to tv, and feige gets proved right with a billion dollar movie that perlmutter said no to.

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>MoS great
>BvS literally the greatest superhero film ever made
>"n-no Joss tried to save justice league! It was worth without him!"
Why are marvelfags such dishonest retards?

literally "fuck you dad immigrants welcome" scene

Please have rogue suck up all her powers, please have rogue suck up all her powers...

Someone posted this hopefully?

youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE

>supposedly she's feige's favorite character

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>yall
go back to twitter

n-no dude the real problem of this film was feminism!

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please explain this

All three of those movies are dogshit though. Even if justice league was only just dull and mindless, rather than the fractal rabbit hole of infinitely recursive garbage mos and bvs were.

fuck off yurocel

>Joss literally has a writing credit on the film because he changed so much of the film
He did make changes and write scenes, since the movie wasn't even finished when he came in. But it's clear he had to stick to the established scenario. The film is still credited chiefly to Zack Snyder and Chris Terrio.
>multiple people have confirmed the existence of a Snyder cut
Multiple people have confirmed there isn't enough material by Snyder for a movie, only a handful of alternative scenes. Which is why there won't ever be such available.

He's in the next Spider-Man too.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0UMY-IHfO3A

yeah not even Guardians got this embarrassing

FEMINISM IS GARBAGE AND THIS MOVIE WAS FULL OF IT

WHY EVEN DENY IT, THIS WONT GET YOU SEX

unfortunately, no one can

I thought he was dead. Or did he film hundreds of generic cameo scenes so he’ll never actually die?

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it wasn't bad just boring.

alright buddy i see you're clearly getting emotional over this. it's okay, we'll pick this up later.

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>WHITEKNIGHTING CAPTAIN MARVEL IN JUNE 2019

LOOK AT THIS RETARD LMAO

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There's some chopping here and there but the acting and soundtracks are real

come on bud, i'm trying to give you some room to breathe here. take 5 and come back when you're calm.

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Why?

I feel bad for Lee Pace.
>Be hired to play Ronan
>Study his character, find he's like Judge Dredd in space
>neat.jpg
>Okay, so James Gunn wants to go a different direction with the character and make him Osama bin Laden in space
>Well, I guess that works too
>Get the script for Captain Marvel
>It's a prequel and Ronan's going to be in it
>Cool, maybe we'll get to see how he turns from a paragon of the law into a demented terrorist
>No, his job will just be to stand there and talk about how awesome Danvers is like every other character in this movie.

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FEMINISM IS GARBAGE DEAL WITH IT LOSER :^)

Why Harvey? Why? There must have been better looking whores that gave up their ass, pussy, mouth, and dignity for movie roles. Why this abomination? Extra tight? Does ass to mouth? Why?

I think she was going for a Ripley "tuff but endearing" and ended up failing miserably.

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id kill myself too if i knew my song would be used in this movie

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carol pre-push was decent, she was a colossal fuck up in her personal life, powerful but not overwhelmingly so, just enough of an asshole for her to be enjoyable. it all got jettisoned when they needed their own wonder woman in favor of her being more marketable as a feminist icon

>gameboy on top of the telephone
wtf

It should have been based Zenon.

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You'd have enough money to kill yourself any way you'd want then.

Dude the Fonz lunchbox was embarrassing, they had like a dozen close up shots of it as if it was important for some reason

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Imagine if Anna Feris was CM.

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>be Kurt Cobain
>have fun making music but really hates the fame/rockstar aspect of it
>keep doing drugs to cope
>one night mixed heroin with weed and opium and a stale poptart
>get glimpses of a future where Nirvana is one of the biggest bands in the world and his songs are on shitty and hollow Hollywood movies
>nope.jpg
>an hero
>before your consciousness entirely fades out you realize it was killing yourself that creates that timeline

It symbolized the mcu finally jumping the shark.

>it was still a trillion times better than JUSTice League
Why do you shills keep bringing up JL and use it as a strawman? Captain Marvel was worse than that garbage and at the very least they knew they fucked up long before release whereas you virgins are still in denial and keep pointing the finger at "males".

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heh

Yfw they didn't cast you in Infinity wars but forced you to play a promineent role in this trash

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>l cohen advertised between pumpkins and bush
yeah no

SHE USES A GAMEBOY TO CONTACT HER SPACESHIP AND IT MAKES A MARIO *BING* SOUND

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>tduplicate the groot hallway scene with a space cat just because
>but no we’re not trying to be guardians of the galaxy no sir!

The most disturbing part about this movie is that it has a seemingly pro-refugee message but if you look into it it's not exactly that. Those refugees are ugly and pretty unlikeable, they just got BTFO by other aliens but it's almost implied they would do the same if they had the upper hand. But worst, they say these refugees won't be happy on earth, they need to find a new home. Basically we're pro-refugees but don't stay in my neighborhood

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>maybe it's not as bad as they say
>i'll watch the clip
>oh...it is
Oh god Brie is so wooden in this scene. I was open to having my mind changed but this clip did not do that.

It's not just that scene, she's like this throughout the whole movie. never seen such bad acting in a long time

everyone was saying the same shit when the very first trailer came out, but it was bullshitted in to the criticism being "why doesn't she smile more"

Cobain was a feminist.
>never met a wise man a woman if anything

>make cat important plot device
>cast people allergic to cats
>have to create a FX division solely to create a cgi cat

Did they think this was going to beat Avatar?

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Seething Gen X boomer here. Where to begin...
I guess this is supposedly in 1995, based on the poster for Warfield - september 15-16 1995. Now, Mellon Collie etc. came out late that year. So it could make sense. But for some reason there's a poster for PJ Harvey's Rid of me that came out in 1992 or 1993, Leonard Cohen's The Future, from 1992. Rock the vote was from around that year.

Adding those together makes absolutely no sense. Very amateurish.

>Come as you ahhh, aaass you wuhhh, as ahh want youuhhh 'a be
>As a fren, as a fren, asuhhh know enemiiiiyyuuuhhh, enemiyuuuhhhh, enemy(no I don't have a gun)uhhhhh
God damn I love that song

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happens in this flick? I can't be bothered to watch it

>Oh god Brie is so wooden in this scene
it's actually one of her finest moments in the movie

Yeah, a cute appears and does space stuff and Jude Law is there and laser stuffs. And there's a cat that can shoot tentacles from it's mouth.
Fin.

Are those posters CGI'd in? Dios mio...

literally nothing important

It's captain marvel origin story that doesn't add anything to anything. Actually it makes you wonder why they don't call her more often since she is an invible MAry Sue, she's a flying torch that can destroy anything, it's just ridiculous, she can breathe in space and fly like a ship, just like a meteor. She gives Fury her phone number and says only on emergency.

A cat scratches Samuel L Jackson's eye and that's why he wears an eye-patch.

have sex

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and he yells "Motherflerken!"

>"last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye"
>it was a cat

Why do the Smashing Pumpkins and Bush posters look like they were just ctrl+v'd onto the shot?

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Captain Marvel made almost as much money as all of Arnold Schwarzenigger's movies combined ($1.2b vs $1.9b).

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You meme, but a cat's betrayal is the worst feeling in the world.
I'll never forget when my cat woke me up one day by literally taking a shit on my chest while I was sleeping. Yes, it happened

>what's happening?
>it's loading
The only scene that actually amused me

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I betrayed a cat who entered my apt when I opened the door. I chased him out. The owner put a sign looking for his cat the day later. Never found him

I was cringing in anticipation thinking they would drag the "joke" a lot longer and do some quips while it loaded.

The fucked up part is it isn't a half-bad premise, to use music to resurface repressed memories. They just didn't do that.

There are people, real people in the real world with brains that are literal mush. The invalids and geriatrics. Vegetable. But you put headphones on them and play a song from when they were 15 that meant the world to them and they light up and become coherent and even ambulatory. It fades, sure, but for a few minutes you can basically bring their brain back from total shutdown.

This movie wanted to be GotG so badly, yet they just put period music into it with no emotional weight. HEY GUYS, I GOT THIS IDEA... OUT PROTAGONIST? SHE'S GOT AMNESIA!

Oh, she does? How does she recover her memories? Something weighty and related to the plot AND her emotional core?

NOPE, SHE JUST GETS THEM BACK IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF THE MOVIE. PLAY NIRVANA SONGS!

>1995
>windows 2000

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She literally was a non player in avengers. Her whole leaving was literally “hey guys I have work and stuff too!” I’m happy she was only in for like 5 minutes and was made fun of because of her dyke haircut.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>VEGETA! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HER GIRL POWER LEVEL?
>IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>WHAT? NINE THOUSAND!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Because it made over a billion dollars. You many have not noticed but money is kinda of a big deal.

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She does a lot of "hum" and "hm" noises through the movie. Very animelike.

Carol was better as Ms Marvel
Best personality, body and suit
But then Disney came in and made her turn into a feminazi who can not sell magazines

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Rachel Mc ass damns

I remember when my cat bicycle kicked me in the chin when I tried to lift her up, shredding my skin apart. She could tell I was so upset she shadowed me for the rest of the day. She never did it again.

>streamable.com/7cnkc
holy shit is her acting THAT bad for real?

is this really part of the movie?

chosen for a secondary role and always wearing wide clothes to hide her curves
kevin feige mcu

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Terminator 2 made $977 million alone if you factor in inflation

streamable.com/t7oxj

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Feige has publicly said she is disgusted with the revealing suits of Marvel comics women

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>Jeremy, please stand closer to captain marvel
>makes this pose
Truly a magical moment.

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Remember like 4 or 5 clips of her always getting up, showing she never let's anyone keep her down? But then she just peels off her nicotine patch and goes super saiyan? Inspiring stuff i guess..

This scene was actually kino outside the bounds of the movie. It was like Annette Benning was showing Larson how to act her role and she just demolished her w/o mercy.

How is it that no one on this board has sex?

The old lady was cringe.

Lol Kurt Cobain was a hard leftie even by today's standards and an outspoken 'feminist'. He would have no problem with that part, he probably would be upset by a billion dollar company using his song as a cheap 'remember the 90s?!? XD' reference though

How come you're fat? How come you don't have children? How come you don't work?

charismatic*

fixed

Quit posting selfies fag

Kurt famously claimed he wished he was gay so homophobes would hate him. You literally don't know what you're talking about.

Then I'd actually want to see it instead of just fucking around in threads about it

No it didn't. The studio paid a shitload of money to buy out theaters and give away free tickets to influence the results of the disney/fox merger since it was in stock options. If you consider that as a marketing cost and then factor out the marketing it probably only made half a billion, which is the gross total, and thus they probably only made 300k on it

She did nothing wrong.

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>The studio paid a shitload of money to buy out theaters and give away free tickets
have sex

The highest grossing movie no one saw

Bennet would have actually been a huge improvement as Captain Marvel, old age and all. Larson was that bad.

That character is not supposed to be a woman. So she did plenty wrong

>give away free tickets

not with u

funny, innit?

GRANDMOMMY'S MILKIES

avatar?

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It wouldn't surprise me if this was a greenscreen shot

Watch the review on it on YouTube by MauLer

>streamable.com/7cnkc
Holy fuck. You know, sometimes i think "Am i a narrowminded contrarian for not watching Marvel movies? Everyone else seems to enjoy them."
And then i see this. The laughably bad green-screen, those preset lens flare effects, that shitty looking background that is impossible to tell what it's supposed to be. They're both pretty bad actors, but Brie Larson's overacting is ridiculously bad. Might be just that scene, i will never know, because i'll never watch the movie, but shit like this just makes me believe i'm in the right not watching this absolute garbage.
No, i know i'm right.

how would she know that song anyway? it came out while she was off earth lol

>that wide mouth
think we've got the lead contendah for Shark Girl

What pissed me off was that marvel slut gave that 4th wall break nod to the cgi stan lee, a nod she did not deserve to give on basis of her being a shit actor, shit person and this being her first marvel movie, while some legends all other legends like ironman never got to interact with stan's cameo
i mean i don't really care about lee, but it still got me all peeved

Aly would have been best choice.

>right age
>tallish (5'9) with great legs
>enough T&A to fill out the suit
>stonking hot as a blonde

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I see your point but A. Stan wasnt CGI in that scene. Theres bts of him on set. and B that's the least of the film's issues

America is really embarrassing

Also marvel is a shit hero overall.
You care about your hero dude when his about to get killed because super strong bad guy is about to face sit him, but marvel?
The second she unlocked FINAL FORM she wen't full godmode and nothing presented any threat to her anymore, it was like playing with cheat codes, any suspense was gone

>they showed aliens
>this means they can just do whatever the fuck they want now!
NO

>>her dad yells at his daughter instead of checking if she's alive after almost dying in the crash
clearly you never had a dad eh?

Did it make more than the Tyrone Catman movie?

Every time they had a feminist moment in the movie i cringed so fucking hard. That is not how you do a strong womyn who don't need no man.
Wonder womyn did it right.

Watched the webrip. Holly hell, you autists werent joking. It was fucking awful.
Larson Is such a goofy cringy awkward brick. I couldnt help myself not to laugh nervously and cringe everytime when she tried to run, fight, joke or be badass. Truly, a charisma vacuum in a bland as fuck cashgrab of a movie. To think that "critics" rated it as high as it Is on some jewratings Is fucking baffeling.

bahaha it's so bad

>streamable.com/76bo0
>that awful, AWFUL acting
>a bunch of normal people can hold back the single most powerful being in the universe
I bet the entire cinema laughed their asses off at how unbelievably funny it is to see the old lady fight like that xD

There was an overhead shot where she runs like Steven Seagal. Been trying to find it, I think it'd make a neat webm.

she had the limiters on at that point retard

>streamable.com/htx8a
This is so unbelievably bad. I mean it. I actually can't believe how anyone can look at this and think any of this is good.

I saw marvel only after the endgame and when i saw marvel in endgame i was like "holy shit she is so obnoxious and annoying, Yea Forums was right, i wonder if she redeems herself in her movie"
but nope she is shit and i hate her
>what you gonna do?
>I'MMA DO KILL THANOS
>whole theather cheers
and no that wasn't burgerland that was europe theather
it was just as bed as those fucking NPCs laughing EVERY SINGLE TIME fat thor was on screen

Yeah, they fucked up Spider-Man by making him a Stark orbiter. Strange doesn't work in a team and Ant-Man is just comedy relief, even in his own films.
Phase 4 is fucked. And they'll probably fuck it up some more by adding the x-men or another recent recovered ip`in an attempt to save it.

Holy shit. This is exactly how I feel.

I think I've watched some of those Marvel movies... I really have just hazy recollection of them being shit.

That those movies are topping imdb lists of best movies ever and also breaking box office records just tells me one thing: The Triumph of the Brainlets. We're in the first stage of Idiocracy. I don't care any longer. Now I just want to watch the world burn.

>I WANT MY COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS TO LOOK LIKE PORN STARS OR IM GONNA REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FEMIIIIIIIIIIIINISSSSSSSSSSSSM
get laid lol

I mean, most european countries are americanized as fuck anyway, but i think especially the crowd that watches Marvel movies in cinema is brainwashed to be like that anyway.

She was absolutely forgettable in Endgame. Pepper Potts iron woman was a better screen catcher and did more

It's the Hawkeye Dab because he really couldn't be holding a bow. I see no way for this to work with the bow string. If anyone tried it'd be a bad photoshop.

Hopefully they remake and do the Fantastic4 the right way instead of making it in 2004 and/or having Michael B Jordan be the human torch

Sorry but Bryce Dallas Howard as Mommy Marvel would have save the Captain Marvel character.

it was the actors actaul aussie accent my dude

Holy fuck, they actually went with the skrulls are a religion of peace plot?

I mean, you can pretty clearly see that she's standing in front of a green screen. It's so laughably bad.

What's up eric

THAT ASS

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Well when your character is remade to look like a dyke by some blue haired twat what do you expect?

Extremely lackluster movie. Only the MCU and feminists could make a movie about an invincible soldier lady boring.

I don't understand why everyone is giving WW a free pass now just because Brie exposed herself as obnoxious. WW suffers the exact same problems as CM, a terrible lead actress with no acting skills or ass. A feminist poster child sho can run through the no man's land because she's no man. The only difference is the dark filter they put on the movie. Also Gal Gadot being a just smart enough to not alienate the audience with dumb tweets

daw that kid is so cute imagine helping her take her clothes off so you can soap her dfc in the tub

Dilate. This is the reason we got female Thor and the fat bitch Faith

WW is nothing like CM shut the fuck up.

>Mar-Vell
>Captain Marvel
You legit need a 200IQ to even begin to comprehend how anyone can come up with this.

Wew lad you sell mad. It was terribly boring but not painful to sit through. Larson is MEDIOCRE nothing more or less.

Jesus that’s bad, Hasslehoff was the true Nick Fury.

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This is my Marvel

But you should have sex though. Anyone that wants a good female character should have allot of sex because then you’ll be so clouded by pussy you won’t care anymore. She’s a strong women please have sex.

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Feige is LITERALLY a faggot and ruins every movie he touches

umm sweetie

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stunt foot?

Just more proof that Jenner hates her

this
there is difference between showcasing superhero action and feminist drivel powers.
marvel is feminist shit, WW is cool gender neutral action

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There was one scene i really liked tho.
When the "bad guy" let's the old lady go from the train and then marvel runs into her like the cunt she is

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>be in space
>use pop music
>gotg rip off
Id say 80% of Marvel takes place in space, not to defend this poor implementation or movie for making the Supreme Intelligence a grandma.

I was drunk off my ass in this movie so I cant properly critique it but
>Ronan just stands around apparently
>hot as fuck green chick in no cute outfits or scenes
>lame action
>no main villain Captain Marvel can punch
>effortlessly destroys army fleet, no tension, cgi cartoon fest
I really like Ant Man. Ant Man should kick her ass.

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Yeah this was really dumb.
They turned a cool mystery of how he lost his eye into a one off comedy gag.
Plus it was really retarded ho he didn't even care that much that he just permanently lost his depth vision and 50% of his FOV.

>Id say 80% of Marvel takes place in space
You're wrong

He sat through an entire dinner with a presumably ruined eye.

Shit made no sense.

Nah, it was godawful. Larson has lame physical presence and absolute lack of charisma. Barely made it through with minor skips.

It's not even a mystery. Who in his right mind wondered how nick Fury got an eyepatch, it just makes him cool. But this is what happens when you hire women from gender studies and ask them to write a comic book movie, this is the shit they think about.

Fucking hate how much of a waste this movie was for the perfect casting. Now Kurt Russel is too old

Look at all the events, in Space. All the Avengers/X-Men comics
>woah, in this issue they go to space
All of Jack Kirby's creative contributions to Marvel and DC
>Dude....space.... is complex
MCU is about to roll out the Eternals literally just to tell more in space stories

2019 “messages” in movies are going to make them seem so fucking dated in 20 years. That’s why films with timeless messages tend to be the ones that are timeless.

It's funny how with all feminist trash like marvel and dr who rotten tomatoes ratings are always the same, criticts rate it super high and audiences super low
what a joke

Do you have any idea what a small insignificat shithole earth is?
It makes no sense for more than one major space villain plot to take place here

I like how it hit Arnold but left the woman. So subtle.

Did you get the cat from Germany?

Ok ladies, time to put our gender studies degrees with minor in movie writting to the test.
What kind of super powers should carol have?
>ok so she like shoots energy beams from her hands and can fly and is super strong and can release energy blasts and has cool armor so she can breathe in space and under water and is stronger than hulk and thanos and has no weaknesses at all, kryptonite? not our gall, she ain't weak like that wimp superchauvinist clark kent

IMAGINE

humans are the best and most important and I dont wanna hear otherwise nananananana

I don't care what they're gonna do now, most of the MCU takes place on Earth not in space
even Captain Marvel takes place mostly on Earth

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>yall
>lowcaps

Why would she swing at that pitch?

It was simply to tamper and control audience expectations. Now that audiences "dont know what to expect" they dont have to relegate themselves to typical action orientated plots. I hope one day there's a silver surfer movie more about talking than his energy blasts, and Kevin Feige probably wants something like that eventually too.

I had to clap in the theatre because I wanted the girl who came with me to have sex with me

>that flat delivery of her lines

jesus christ I thought Yea Forums was kidding

A good father would scold a kid for being suicidal, but how would you know.

If you had shape shifting powers like those alien guys, why in the fuck wouldn't you not spend 100% of you time looking like 10/10 chicks and riding bbc?

For pointless people to feel “empowered.”

Feminism in film is not bad per se. There’s plenty of ways to do it right. However the way Marvel has done it is by breaking the 4th wall and the heavy handed exposition.

they have bigger plans.

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she didn't fail at anything, she was an air force test pilot who worked closely with a female scientist and a black female test pilot. she must have been quite successful as well as those other women to be running a program like they did. the montage was literally pointless bullshit that didn't hinder her in any way.

basically

kino

Silent Hill is still the best feminist film

>I think she was going for a Ripley "tuff but endearing" and ended up failing miserably.

The woman on the left. One of the most beloved female characters in cinema history (played by one of the most respected actresses of the last 40 years) who is strong, intelligent, determined and succeeds because of her perseverance and yet still feminine while able to command authority by using logic and reason. She has a cat. Same thing could be applied to Clarice Starling in The Silence of the Lambs, except for the cat, although Jodie Foster does like pussy.

The woman on the right. A slithering cunt, played by a sociopathic narcissistic fungi breeding greaseball, being forced upon the public as a feminist icon and shilled by a corporation who is silencing critics while using misguided political activists to promote their product and attack anyone who see's through their agenda. She also has a cat!!!FACT!!!

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all of that is cgi

does marvell have any weakness at all?
she is like a boring god character now who can't kill anybody
in engame it was cringe as well, in that big fight every superhero was doing sort of an equal share of helping and "oh shit what is that" and marvel flies in and starts destroyind star ships and shit and completely overshadows everyone
she is so incredibly OP they had to make excuses to have her fly away to some other planets for most of the plot because she could just beat all bad guys by herself

>Captain Marvel made almost as much money as all of Arnold Schwarzenigger's movies combined ($1.2b vs $1.9b).

Aquaman worldwide box office = $1,147,761,807

Captain Marvel = $1,126,318,317

Even with the unrelenting shilling, system rigging, ticket purchasing and riding on the heels of the most anticipated movie of this generation (Endgame) that they shoved her into to create false hype while piggybacking her off a decades worth or work and effort, Disney's new flagship character was STILL beaten by a joke character whose solo film was coming off a box office disaster (Justice League) while it promoted pro-Feminism/SJW values (interracial relationships, strong female characters and an environmental friendly message) better than Captain Fungi whose message only appealed to North American white women who are the most coddled and entitled spoiled fucking bitches on the planet and hate their fathers which is the real reason why they cry "DOWN WITH PATRIARCHY!!!" because Daddy didn't buy them a pony.

Not to mention that Aquaman's cast were more likeable and attractive while the movie itself was better Written, Directed and just more entertaining that that boring uninspired piece of shit.

Aquaman is the underdog who had everything going against him but triumphed in the face of adversity while Captain Marvel lost despite being backed by the biggest entertainment corporation in the world!!!FACT!!!

>does marvell have any weakness at all?
penis envy

they basically were. it's so difficult to tape some pictures to the wall and leave them out in the weather for a bit before making a billion dollar movie

they were killing people and acting like baddies there's nothing good about them

I'm watching it in small doses of 90 seconds each. This shit is like 5600 roentgen of godawful.

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but user... 5600 is as high as the meter will go

Not to mention how horribly done it was. I finished the movie not understanding a fucking THING.

>it has a screwy timeline, it begins in the future with someone rooting around in her memories
>she gets blasted from the space stone and given powers
>aliens wanted the space stone for hyperdrive, but took her instead
>aliens mind wipe her and give her training to be their soldier
in the future (present, '94)
>shapeshifting aliens whose hyperdrive blew up are now looking for space stone on earth
>aliens who stole and mind wiped captain marvel are now searching on earth too
>marvel crashes with her group, searches earth by herself

basically no plot development after that. baddies turn out to be good guys being hunted by the people who captured captain marvel. she spends the entire movie with a neck chip like thor had in thor 3 that limits her powers. at the end of the movie she realizes she's just strong so she plucks it off her neck and goes in a big cgi bullshit blowing everything up and winning

More like why did they use a foot-double during all her barefoot scenes?

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Typical. They send us shit equipment and wonder why things go wrong.

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