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Why are all Joaquin Phoenix films numalecorr bullshit?
Good for him.
OH NO OH NO NO NO
We're all gonna make it bros
Jose Phoenix reportedly fucked girls in a makeup room.
Wasn't she the one who raged when she found out he fell in love with an OS in Her?
Eh she could do better.
well hell. it's true I think kate's hotter but roon's definitely more talented
she's in the spectrum
Ok... respect from this gamer. WIshing them a lifetime of happiness
NO MORE LEGOS ROONEY
>kate looking on smiling knowing she no longer as to deal with roo roo's poo poos
Good on him, that's some real wealth he's marrying into. Fuck her because she's just a blueblood bitch, desu it could be worse, it could be her sister who is actually talentless. Fuck the Steelers and fuck the Rooneys.
Yeah she plays his ex.
Ewww. She can do so much better. She's rich, talented and beautiful, also young. I don't get it.
I like them, but it's not going to last for very long.
based and brownspilled
you sound like a woman
>The Master
>Walk the Line
fuck off
Their love making must be beautiful.
>mfw it's a roon-roon in Legoland episode
>Rooney
>Beautiful
OH NO NO NO NO
life imitates art
She's not worthy of this sweet Jewish prince. Rooney GTFO.
she's such a no talent nepotism brainlet but at least he'll never worry about money now
And what about it?
She's way better than him, unless you're fucking blind and can't see it.
Probably didn't worry about money in the first place and that's why she's with her.
He's creepy af. Someone save her.
Alright hole
wtf bros I thought women didnt like short guys
Everyone has a hole, honey.
>this will be 50% of the population in a generation
wtf I love Phoenix now
She's brainwashed, there's no other explanation.
literally me
but not everyone is defined by it
MESMERIZED
Am I the only one getting creep vibes from this? Why Rooney? Why? You can do so much better girl...
Imagine the autistic spectrum of their baby.
Also, she got tired of waitig for Ryan Gosling getting divorce I suppose.
I thought she was pretty good in this movie
kind of literally me
except im dating porn
PLEASE STOP
Hahaha
Women only care that you're taller than they are
haha imagine if rooney was your gf
The last western he's made is good too.
looks-matched tbqh
Poor kate mara, her autist pets just multiplied
Why do rich actors like to dress up like trash when they're in the wild?
she's one of the tribe as well
Really cool they go to karate class together
TRIPS9
Also, First The Joker, NOW THIS?!? Is there something on this earth that JP can't fucking ruin for me? Whats next? He's gonna star in the remake of Fifth Element where he plays every single character? Produce a remake of Band of Brothers with the cast of friends?
THIS MAN HAS NO SHAME.
so fucking weird.
I use "Member of the tribe" in one post and suddenly everyone is doing it.
Usually they just outright state ____ is a kike jew...
Fucking Yea Forums bots are LEARNING. FROM ME!
She's not. Irish, German, Italian, etc. A Euro mix but not a Jew.
Shut the fuck up you retard, Jews have been referred to as "the tribe" for decades.
To keep the paparazzi from getting bankable pictures of them in nice shit.
Also if you see them in public like that, they probably were't planning to have to go whereever they went and got caught with their pants down or up or in sweatpants they borrowed so they could go get their car out of tow after waking up naked on a pile of hookers and cocaine.
Judging by the icon on her shirt, I'm gonna say it's Jiu Jitsu? The pants too, they are baggy, but not kick people in the face baggy. Plus the fabric looks thicker.
Because you're incredibly insecure about your own masculinity and you think doing something as ineffectual as criticizing perceived failures in media is going to make up for the fact that you can't even feed yourself without a supermarket.
This is the real redpill
Name a more kino couple
t. manlet
Yep 5'8, and it has worked for me
Is this the most on the spectrum couple in Hollywood?
>tfw 6'2" and your 5'6" friend has a gf that is taller than him
NOOOO that was supposed to be me
>the first thought of 90% of the posters ITT
she's just marrying him to be on the next PTA kino, mark my words
based joker getting an autistic racist gf, literally the king & queen of this board
shoop so instead of emperor dicksinass giving a thumbs down he's giving the MAGA "ok" sign >:)
He's not a king,lol. You only praise him because you think that if someone who looks like him can get a wife like Rooney, then you all have a chance.
why are you guys so mean? phoenix is a cutie
Which one fakes cumming better?
I'm just trying to protect you Rooney. You've been brainwashed, please wake up.
>172cm is short
lanklet cope
well hello beautiful
I'm 5'6 and my gf is 5'10
your internet memes have no power here.
based
also both seem to be introverts as fuck so they probably enjoy each other more so than other average hollywood stars
How are the denizens of Yea Forums so fucking handsome, bros? Even phoenix with his green hunter eyes, high cheekbones, roman nose and prominent jaw is like quasimodo next to the average guy on Yea Forums. Is there just something about this site and board in particular that attracts extremely good-looking people?
NOT MY ROONROON. SHE IS AUTISTIC AND PURE!
where the fuck do you meatheads think you are right now
he's famous dude, it's doesn't matter how he looks
but anons aren't even his level lol
Then why not snap a pic of them going together instead of shopping his hand over into her image?
Imagine thinking she's attractive.
i hope marrying this jezebel doesn't ruin his acting skills
Speak for yourself, uggo. I'm handsome as fuck. That said Joaquin is KINO I'm fine with this pairing.
used to be angelina jolie and brad pitt but i think this is the winner