>tfw your father drinks gin
Tfw your father drinks gin
Gin so disgusting what idiot bong decided putting sticks and berries in booze would make it taste better?
>TFW your father DOESN'T drink gin
Gin is a real man's drink you pussy.
>tfw you drink gin
>tfw there is only gin
Does your dad drink gin, does he drink it out the bin
Does your mum drink wine, does she drink it all the time
>They made a drink derived from a planet
>tfw your father punished you as a boy
Gin tastes like the smell of cologne
Bourbon is a real man's drink
I'm drinking it right now
it's a good breakfast drink
>t. Zoomer
Stop drinking shit gin
>tfw your dad drinks gin and tonic
>bourbon
>not a superior single malt
Absolutely shameful
>tfw dad invites you to taste the newest additions to his expensive whisky collection
>Childhood is pretending to enjoy alcohol neat, to show your manliness
>Adulthood is admitting they all taste like shit and need to be mixed with soda/tonic, to be enjoyable
Based and redpilled
Balvenie and Macallan are good but overall I prefer Kentucky Straight Bourbon, small batch being a plus. The low price vs single malt is a bonus.
I NEED LEADS GENTLEMEN
LEADS AND RUM
Being 16 doesn’t make you an adult, faggot. Buy proper alcohol
Like Gin?
>scotch is aged in used bourbon barrels
>superior
Lol