Who hurt him?

>who hurt him
Probably the tranny he was fucking

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keanu reeves is one of those normies that I can't help but like

His kid died

He can just say something like this in an interview and he will drown in pussy, guaranteed

on the other hand, it would be hard to see if a girl only like him for his fame and money

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Keanu is too based.

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drowning in pussy aint the same as falling and being in love :(

His father walked out on his family. River Phoenix, was his best friend (brother of another actor) and he died of a drug overdose. His girlfriend had a stillborn baby and it ended their relationship, she dies in a car crash a few months later. His sister had leukemia, he donated 70% of his earnings from the matrix to hospitals that treat it.

His daughter was born dead and the love of his life died soon after. He has never been happy after those things.

Too little too late.

why does bad things happen to good people

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the jews as punishment for the 1st matrix movie. they also hurt the directors and I'm sure raped some kids just for good measure

I wonder if she got into that car crash on purpose out of grief

A'bloo-bloo

Poor wittle millionaire

Bad things give perspective, and lead to good people.

There are rumors that hollywood satanic energies hurt good people but reward child rapists.
Hollywood is moslty satanic so good people are fucked with

Ed Norton pls go

Money makes you happy only if it is the only thing you've ever wanted.

That's sad.

Normally I really enjoy feeling hatred but seeing this just makes me sad. How the fuck are we ever going to get to space? We're mean little rodents that dont deserve it.

how is this even possible? thats fucked

Life.

Everyone in hollywood is rich and white. Everybody

But other people have families and happiness. He wishes he had that

Sometimes i daydream of becoming his best friend but he seems to have a curse following him around

I'll swap mine for all his money

>Everyone in hollywood is rich and white. Everybody
>Everybody
fucking dumbass
"he has clear skin so he must be white"
motherfucking dumbass, niggerfaggot.

:(

>jew
ftfy

>it's okay when bad shit happens to people with more money than me

k

>Everyone in hollywood is rich and white.

Your joy is leaking.

Did you use google translate or something shitskin?

My point is that being rich in hollywood is the base line. Everyone around you is rich. It is the norm

But other people have loving marriages and kids and grandkids etc.

Keanu is rich but alone

Yep

They both admitted it recently

youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

He deserves better than a dried out roastie.

Story

Fucking a tranny isn't the way for a happier life.

Keanu ain't white

A dead on arrival daughter and a dead in a car crash ex-girlfriend, so I guess destiny is what hurt him
also lerddit

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Money is the necessary first step to being happy for most people. The poor can be happy for a few moments, but they'll never be secure.

I agree with you that billionaires should be executed though.

>You are fucking!
>No you are fucking! You are fucking!
>You are fucking fucking you fucking! Bastard bitch!
>You are a fuck too!
>BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY!

You'd be that side character that the main character bonds with only to die a tragic death soon after, fuelling the main character's mental anguish.

Head canon. Secretly in love with River Phoenix. River dies. Tried to move on. Wife he doesn't love gets pregnant. Falls in love with being a father. Dumb bitch miscarried. Gives up on love/relationships for good.

Money brings security but doesnt fix your mental problems.
Depression. Schizophrenia, agoraphobia, low IQ, anxiety.
Money doesnt cure that.
Celebrities can be rich but extremely troubled. Their minds can be fucked.
They might never be happy

>hurr durr money is everything
imagine being this turbo pleb lmao

Constantine....
Literally constantine kek.

This

>coliseum
yikes

>clear skin

I'm fairly certain the fuck searched for the most obscure but still technically correct way to spell that shit. He probably has a link ready to post as soon as someone tries to spellcheck him, too.

hey to be reddit but FirstWorldProblems

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>Everyone in hollywood is rich and white. Everybody
You mean aside from the 70% of people who are Jewish.

>read about Keanu's early life
>he's literally a non-incel version of Elliot Rodger

does that happen in the movie? Never seen it.

Shia labouf is his best friend and demon killing apprentice.
He follows him all movie asking to be part of the demon killing business. Keanu says hes not ready to hunt demons

At the end keanu needs help and shia saves him but the demon kills shia.

Yeah but if your brain is damaged no amount of money can fix it.

shia isn't even in the movie kek

Imagine if he choose Chuck Spadina as a name. We'd all be naming him Chuck Spadina.

he's literally keanu's sidekick you brainlet

>room temp IQ

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Nothing normie about Keanu. A well known, reserved, out of Hollyweird circlejerk star. A man who decided to direct an entertaining kung fu movie as his first feature film couldn´t be a normie in a million years.

I remember being 15

did he like...blood sacrifice everyone around him for fame and fortune or something?

heard Kanye did the same to his mother to get a Grammy for his 3rd album because he missed out on his first 2

>a divorced woman with an adopted black kid
Keanu deserves better.

Jews aren't white.

I mean, he is not completely wrong though

The tranny.

how did I know these are pajeets before even clicking the link

>Big Guys.. Hotheads.. Doctors.. Mosquito men.. I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of CIA agents. You're afraid of flight plans. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how the plane is going to crash. I came here to tell you how to shoot a man before throwing him of a plane. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these hotheads that it would be extremely painful. I'm going to show them a world where the flight plan lists only one of you. A world without fire rising, rules or thoughts about being in charge, caring about ones past before putting on the mask or expectations of one of us being in the wreckage brother. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a big guy I leave for you.

poor people are sociopaths

I'm broke and alone.
Somehow girls would react differently to me being lonely. I wonder why.
If I were him I'd shut up about this lonely shit.

He just needs to have sex

Look at frasier and stephen Colbert....
Definitely satanic rituals

>white

>“People have a misconception that you can deal with it and say, ‘It’s gone, and I’m better.’ They’re wrong. When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.”

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why what did this two do?

River Phoenix was murdered by Flea.

Actually based Peter Stormare of all people went and did just that. They even made a tv show together.

It's a little more complicated than that. Flea told River he couldn't play with him that night and that's when he went out looking to score his next hit.

No, no, I mean the whole overdose thing story is fake. Flea curbstomped River on those steps, everyone knows that.
Don't tell me you believe that Mama Cass choked on a sandwich too.

Their lives are full of tragedy.
Frasiers sister was brutally raped and murdered by two black dudes and his best friend drowned and hes had other tragedies in his family and colberts family all died on a plane crash

River Phoenix was killed at Johnny Depp's club as a Satanic ritual to boost Depp's career

Almost every major studio and media company is owned by or has a CEO who is jewish. Also Keanu Reeves is Lebanese.

It would be so unfortunate to be as full of resentment as this user. He will never become an Ubermench.

>trann
How do you know? I hear Christian XXX is living one hell of a life.