How far do you think you could kick him?

Dink isn't though also his kids have a better chance at not being short and or dying like Waricks

*blocks your path*

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they have totally different conditions. their bone structure is different, their proportions are different, their posture is different, and dinklage is like a foot taller. plus hes actually not a bad looking guy whereas warwick is literally a fugly gremlin

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also he married a qt normal sized wife and his kids are normal sized. warwick married a deformed freak like himself and his kids are both have his weirder kind of midgetness

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The pasta has chin to toe contact, but I don't think that would translate to good power transmitted. Now if he sat down and let me put my whole foot into his chest like a dropper kick, I'm thinking i could probably kick him 7 feet.

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there is literally only one way to definitively answer this question...

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Two questions:

why did the cutie choose him? Do you think his GoT status and how he bangs normal women in the show convinced him that sex would be normal with him? And not akin to a kid climbing her body like monkey bars and kissing every area like a new zone, instead of her being one package like him?

And how did he not carry his midgetness on his kids? What sorcery of current biological technology means his kids dont get the short gene?

because Dinklage does what he does in spite of his condition, while Warwick does what he does because of his condition.

Also Dinklage makes no attempts at making dwarfism not a disease; while the midge supreme pretends his midgeness is a gift from God.

>6,0 vs 5,9

Dinklage is the tall chad of midgets, while Warwick is the beta manlet of midgets.

The virgin midge
vs
The chad dwarf

I could probably seperate his head from his neck. I don't think I could kick it clean off though

>why did the cutie choose him?
because the DINK is known for his huge dick, he has propably the biggest dick to body ratio in the hollywood

A midget and a normal person without the genes produce a normal kid. It's only when two people with the midget genes breed that you can get a midget.

they can't block anyone's path

Looking at her, she must be about 4 foot herself.
Not all midgetry is hereditary, sometimes it's just a one off fluke.

beard: dwarf
no beard: midget (or women)

dwarfism is carried by a recessive gene

so a midge pairing with a normie will produce normies
but a midge pairing with a midge will prodcue more midges

this is why what warwick did to his children by marrying and impregnating a midgette is cruel and unusual and also why he deserves to be kicked in the head with steel tipped boots, then locked in a cellar, starved for two weeks and finally raped by a pack of rottweilers

he looks fucking based

>It's only when two people with the midget genes breed that you can get a midget.
then how did the first midget come to be?

I want to feel happy for him but his family photos just make me sad

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I dunno if George RR made him play the narrative of realistic disablity through Tyrion, and now he just accepts it. Or he was always angrily annoyed at the world judging him.

But Warwick is annoying fuck. He's so high and mighty, and just needs to be kicked. With Tyrion, theres a respect of accomplishment.

With warwick, its entitlement.

freak genetic mutation

possibly ayylmaos gene editing savage primitive humans for the lulz

>net worth 10mil
how many fucking goblin suits did he wear to rack that up

I could kick this dude like 1 kilometer. Not in one kick of course. I would take my time and spend a day dropkicking him down the road.

I'd crush his fucking head in

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How would you do that without putting him on a tall stool each kick?

wouldn't more dinklage sized humans make the perfect astronauts? all of the advantages of using children and adults

Not true. One parent there is a 50% chance. Both parents there is a 50% chance it will inherit the gene from one of them and have the condition, a 25% chance it won't inherit either gene and be normal, and a 25% it will inherit both genes and die.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achondroplasia#Causes

His daughter is low key cute. I'd let her unmask my old man Jenkins.

until Val Kilmer catches him and cuts you down with a sword

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Based Clegane killing Harrison and Annabella before raping Samantha and eventually popping little Warwick's head like a fucking cherry

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peter dinklage is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

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They got married before he was in GoT.

its obvious Geroge just watched Elf with Will ferrel and saw Dinklage

holy shit dinklage is like a freak of nature to normal midgets

>dropkick the midge from a stool
>make him walk back, pick up the stool and put it to where you kicked him
>1 kilometer
Kino

Shut up, Warwick.

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he's an angry elf

Dink is 4'5" I think the technical cutoff for being a midget is 4'8" so he's basically a 6'5" chad of midgets

Peter is almost taller than that drunk emo that played Jon Snow.

selfish god. his kids are the product of his self indulgence, and wish they were dead.

How does it feel to live day by day, knowing you live as a trophy of your fathers selfishness and greed?
You were brought into this world of millions, and your father forced you to walk 3 feet under everyone else, in this small level of the world, so he can feel better about himself?

Imagine inheriting a disability from your dad because he refuses to admit its a disablity.
That boy will never marry a cute girl, he forces himself in his teenagehood to masturbate, and frightfully terrified at approaching them.
He;ll just have to marry another midget, because hes not even a man. Hes not even human.

And the teen girl will never get a tall handsome man to take care of her. The only normal human shell land with is a freak. She never got to experience the normal pleasures of a teen girls life. No, she had to walk 4 foot of the ground, in a school corridor of giants, hoping people wouldnt stare as much, but they still would, only to endure lunchtime conversations on a pile of library books to talk to the smug basic teen girls who revel in the self-satisfaction they feel having a token midget to call their friend. You know it feels odd, when they sit there and listen to you talk, their automatic pouting faces of empathy when you open your sorry mouth to talk. Conversations end with immense fake farewells of forced smiles and you walk back to the midgetmobile your devil father arrives in.

No he couldnt get a taxi. He had to get a SMALL car, one HE could drive, so HE could take YOU and HIM to PLACES. 'come on in ya go darling' he squeaks at you. Giants walk past , leaving the school, looking outside the window of your toy car as it zooms back home. Oh hes gone and done it again. Yes dad drive on the road, because theres nothing wrong normal drivers have to feel about a kiddie car on a 25mph road.

>You'll never have to stand on your tip-toes to drink milkies from your gf's tits

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Not far at all. A stunty weighs much more than a ball and doesn't begin to have the same aerodynamic advantages.

>Dinklage is such a perfect midget name

I dislike admitting this but there's no getting around how right you are.

the chad roloffs vs the virgin davis'

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Two related people with the same gene bred with each other. Same thing with every single recessive gene that gets expressed. It all comes down to distant, or not so distant, incest.

how about if you were kids in school together would you call him Dinky?
bet you would

>How does it feel to live day by day, knowing you live as a trophy of your fathers selfishness and greed?

feels like another typical day on Yea Forums man

If you could swing Warwick Davis by the legs Mario 64 style how far do you think you could throw him?

tried that on an annoying child relative. he didn't fly so good (only a few meters in terms of distance covered)

he probably has fucked up bones and you would just break his legs

There is photo of his dick and he is like 4 inches hard. Nt tho. He probably lets black males satisfy his wife

>he didn't fly so good

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My pure disgust for the repulsing goblin in the middle would lend me strength to kick her at least a couple yards

...

He's like 2 times bigger, he won't go as far.

>steps over them

why does the one on the right look like that old meme about the leet xbox kid

you may remember him from this old photo its a classic

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idk if its instinct but just seeing this dwarf makes me want to hurt him and his family

did he bring life into this world knowing what would happen?

I think I could kick his head straight off his shoulders.
god imagine him running at you all angry and just kicking the shit out of him.

Edgy....

Because the pasta that's drawn Warwick to their attention recently isn't about him, and because he was a well-liked character in Game of Thrones, which only just ended. These people are obviously easily lead retards and the responses are weak post-rationalisations.

Why is googling so hard? If you googled you would've known they got married in 2005, way before GoT or before he had any money. Also, look him up back then, he looked ugly like a typical dwarf. He's aged extremely well and looks better now than ever

Because Peter Dinklage is a chad midget you faggot.

based dink

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Personally I'd treat Peter Dinklage. It should not take much food to satisfy him and make his belly full him given his size. I would delight at the prospect of treating him and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that lovely man a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing can't be any better, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu mediocre pork but... char siu kobe beef. Yes, I will have ensured Peter Dinklage greedily gobbled up the flesh of the best meat on the market after lowering his expectations initially. As the tears of joy well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe I went all out, I shall let out a truly merry, comforting laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; packacing and recipts of the kobe beef I purchased. Though the packaging and recipts will be scrunched up, faded, and a little dirty, it will be evidence of how much I wanted to give Dinklage a good meal. That is what I would do to that little gentleman. The louder he laughs and more thanks me in pure euphoria, the louder and more merry my laughter of appreciation will become. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing and thanking him so hard. I will then show the 24 minute 7 seconds footage of me purchasing the kobe beef and having a funny encounter with the butcher, which we will laugh over. This is the fate that awaits you, you wonderful, beautiful little man. Also... FUCK Warwick Davis. I'd starve him instead and feed him char siu Harrison Davis instead.

Do you think he would try to stop me if I wanted to marry his daughter?

>not just kicking him and kidnapping the daughter
You're too soft on these midges, user. You got to show them who is master and be firm, otherwise they get these funny ideas about being our equals and having rights and shit.

This.

I unironically think Warwick himself wrote this post

Yuck. Look at this gross little thing. Muck on the heel of a shoe. Look at him. Look at the little bug. Bobble head family. Ugly wife, yuck. Daughter is mythological in appearance. His son...oh yuck. Legs like a ventriloquist dummy. His voice makes me ill. Cursed little thing he is. Freaks. Disgusting little rodents. Someone ought to out them down. Awful little freaks they are. I hate looking at them. Not a good sight. Yucky half-men with goggle-eyes and strange voices. Yuck.

bit of a bitch move by her to wear heels when shes married to a fucking dwarf.

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>Kick
>Toss
>Starve
Which of the three would you do to Warwick, anons? I'd try to find a loophole liking kicking Warwick into a 6 feet whole where he will be trapped and then starve to death.

SO LONG GAY MIDGE

nice user, that's a way better meme than the one i have

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>You might actually get into trouble for this.
The only trouble I'd get for saying I want to use Warwick and his family as soccer balls is having this shithole of a site taken down and having to migrate to any other shithole anonymous forum.

peter looks like your average manlet tbqh
look at that fucking gremlin on the right though

Wait, does he have a special tiny car?

based family man dink

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Stop making these threads Ricky you twat

holy shit that's the same guy?
imagine becoming a classic meme and being the only dwarf kid in your family when all your siblings are qt

What is the certificate for?

it's karl

Does he actually come to Yea Forums? Nice trips

>He's so high and mighty

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fuck off with "It's karl" you blame him for everything. The amount of times I've heard "it's karl" coming from your mouth I should get you a fucking t shirt with "it's karl" written on it. You think I don't know about who ate all the Ritz crackers?

imagine being this much of a newfag

>dinklage lucked into GoT so he’s automatically the better midget

also your analogy is dumb, every one of his roles revolve around his dwarfism

This elite mode unit walks into the club and slaps your girlfriend's ankle.
What do?

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very cool of you user :)

Holy fuck Beto O’Rourke cucked a midge.

presented to the woman for successfully convincing her fellow dwarf husband all four are his kids, including the normal sized ones.

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American > Britstain
Peter would tear Warwick apart like a freshly baked Hot Pocket

because Dinklage is based and doesn't have a shit-eating grin that is asking for a good steel-capped punt.

On the contrary, everyone already knows he's short. Dinklage has nothing to feel insecure about around his wife.
She can wear heels around a confident dwarf who isnt a hopeless manlet like RDJ who has to pretend he's of normal stature.

Punt him across the room

What I hate the most about this little shit (Wawrick Davis) is that he demands to be respected and he demands we look up to him as an actor.

Lets propose, for a second, that you were able to arrange an interview with Warwick Davis. You meet him at a coffee shop. You turn up late because you want to show him respect and don't want to be forced to watch the 18 year old barista picking him up so he can get onto his seat, you want to be able to walk in and see him eye to eye, drinking his coffee, man to man, no judgement. You arrive and sit down, and maybe exchange pleasantries. You then look him in the eyes and say

"WEAZEL"

He looks confused. You say

"LEPRECHAUN"

"WALD"

"PEPE THE CRICKET"

You stare at him and ask how it felt to play these characters. How did he get in shape for the role of Pepe the Cricket? Did he do plenty of squats so his little pygmy thighs would puff up and give him an even more disgusting look than usual? How about Leprechaun? Did he spend weeks sleeping inside a pot of gold like a real ugly little greedy Leprechaun would? He plays such inspiring roles. Who could forget Acorn the Dwarf? Such a respectable and difficult role to play. How much talent does this man have? You simply must get to the bottom of everything. When he played Yoda (walk in shots) did he have to buy a childrens lightsaber and walk around town with it to get the gait of the freakish green ugly dwarf accurate? Or did he just put a suit on? What an inspiration. How can anyone see him only for his height?

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still baffles me genetic engineering is illegal but defective breeding is
wonder how many people know he had two other kids that died since they carried both forms of dwarfism

dink is kinda handsome tbqh. no homo.

Wood berry his daughter

Imagine kicking Warwick Davis in his deformed little chest and him making a sound akin to that girl failing to contain a laugh at her racist remark agains asians.

Dinklage was in Elf in 2003.

meanwhile, in Dumbfuckistan...

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TFW warwick will use his millions to build a mecha and buy all your personal info from hiroshimoot.

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That's over 1/8 of his height. That'd be an 8 inch dick on a normal person.

my gf would puncture his deformed skull with her heel

Dinklage would be king of midgetland

I wonder how it feels to fuck a midget woman. I bet they have great pussies.

Imagine picking up his daughter and using her like a fleshlight

I'd grab her by the ankles and use her as an instrument to murder Warwick. She might die in the process but as long as Warwick dies, I'm good.

I’d fuck his daughter.

Reminder that Warwick has had 4 kids but only two of them survived. Kind of gross and selfish to have kids that are certain to have dwarfism, but that's the kind of opinion you can say on Yea Forums but not IRL

midge

Warwick takes goblin and leprechaun roles.
Dinklage will just be some fellow that happens to have dwarfism. His condition is never even acknowledged in the X-Men movie he was in.

it should be the virgin midge, come on

accidentally stand on him

Does stepping on lego affect smallfolk or is it a racial immunity?

They don't need you crushing their houses like that mate

>1-3 = kick him in the head
>2-4 = stave him to death
>5-8 = toss him
>9/0 = feed him his son
>dubs = fuck his daughter in front of him
>trips = make him fuck his own daughter

roll

KICK HIM IN THE HEAD COME ON

Rolling

quads and you crush some beers with dinklage