Noticed a small plot hole when I was watching LOTR. If the ring is Saron’s most valuable possession and he requires it to win, why didn’t he place a lien against Frodo and the Baggins estate? I’m certain any court in Mordor would have ruled in his favor since the ring was verifiably stolen property
Noticed a small plot hole when I was watching LOTR...
John Rodriguez
Eli Stewart
i agree
Hunter Perez
Statute of Limitations. Sauron was murdered and robbed hundreds of years earlier.
Samuel Bailey
>What was Eru Iluvatar's tax policy?
Jonathan Lewis
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Grayson James
here's a flaw in your gay little plan:
Sauron isn't a jew, so he wouldn't do gay jew shit like use the law to acquire real estate
Jacob Hernandez
Because even sauron know there is a far darker, far greater in this world and he fears (((them))).
Nolan Jones
What was Danys shitting into my mouth policy?
Isaac Harris
At that point, the crime was hundreds if not thousands of years old.
Jonathan Gonzalez
based
Elijah Wilson
why does tolkien never write in detail about orcish or uruk restaurants? it's a facet of their culture i find fascinating.
Charles Sullivan
She'd shit down your throat as much and as often as she could.
Charles Bennett
>so he wouldn't do gay jew shit like acquire real estate
Landon Bailey
they do have menus, they must have adopted the practice from the french.
Charles Johnson
>implying sauron wouldn't claim the realm of men were aktually given to him by god 6000 years ago then slowly build settlements and exterminate the population while complaining about the mordoracaust and the 6 million orcs that died
Christopher Smith
Quality post and checked
Robert Butler
>Sauron was murdered and robbed hundreds of years earlier.
Riddle me this user, why didn't sauron simply collect his own life insurance policy?
Sebastian Thompson
The races of men and elves can't eat at orcish restaurants or they get Sauron's revenge and shit in the grass for an entire day.
Bentley Miller
Who took ownership of Saruman's lands, and what was the tax on the transfer? Were they seized by the government and auctioned off to the highest bidder? I feel that JRR Tolkien should really answer these questions.
Nathaniel Cruz
What sort of beauracratic red tape did Saruman have to get through to cut down that much of Fangorn Forest?
Liam Wright
A secret side of Saruman was that he enjoyed fine dining with the Uruk Hai