Wizards use plastic wrap

>Wizards travel by flying motorcycles and cars when they can just teleport

Ron was "poor" but lived in a 5 story house.

Do wizards even need to use condoms? Can they just say "accio splooge" and prevent a pregnancy?

He was also given hand-me-down clothing and wands when there was no fucking need.
Just magic new shit into existence.

No rubbers for wizards was basically confirmed when the term "condome" confused the onlookers in the Dumbledore x Grindelwald anal scene.

what's stopping someone from just using the magic "make the inside of shit huge" spell on a bag and just living in that?

Nothing. It's not like Rowling put any thought into the world. Which would have been fine had she not turned it from children's book to epic YA saga.

>oy, fook the whales ay 'arry?

>spellofane

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>muggles can't cast spel--

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Hageid didn't have a functioning wand and Arthur Weasley's flying car was more of a hobby due to his interest in Muggle culture.

the goblins used magic to make sure you couldn't copy things

why do wizards prefer to wallow in primitive squalor when it's obvious that muggles surpassed them decades ago?
do wizards honestly thing a wand is better than a gun? candles better than lightbulbs? it must be horrible to be a dull wizard in the modern era, completely ignorant of the sharpened wit of a muggle in the same age

if he didn't have a wand how did he start the fireplace at the cabin. the rod in the umbrella was a wand

>Use a spell to fix glasses
>Can't fix his cataracts instead

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It's always the (((goblins)))

Teeth and bones, on the other hand, can be fixed with ease.

why didnt the wizards magic op's gayness away??

The vast majority of muggle society lives in poverty, while all the wizards we see (including Ron's dirt poor family) have fairly high living standards.

Yeah a SAS detatchment could probably steamroll all of the wizarding world in two days with minimal casualties.

>Regrow his bones
>Can't fix his fucking cataracts

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Denuvo Removo!

Why is he not screaming in agony?

There'd be multiple turbo-autist wizards who could maintain a body shield and wipe out the whole group.

>wizard tries to take over muggle world
>everyone has what amounts to an instakill spell in their pockets

Golbindar Holocausto

Technically the bone's not broken anymore.

i got the impression there had been some cataclysm in the wizarding world that left them with nothing but retards. people were obviously abreast of and adapting muggle technology to their needs at one point but it seems to have stopped about a century ago and they've been stagnating since

Hogwarts suck. fucking troll escapes, some Micheal Jackson lookalike evil wizard fucks shit up every year, no air conditioning, no computers, uniforms, Communist communal dinning room. Fuck Harry Potter and the books, I only ever saw the first one.

>no air conditioning
Have you ever been to Scotland? These kids don't need AC, they're freezing their balls and tits off.

>Communist communal dinning room.

... you mean a canteen?

the summers have been murder lately actually, last one was almost three days long

>spellofane
10/10 didn't even have to read the rest

Yeah but imagine the orgies, especially in Hufflepuff commons... jfc my dick

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>FUCKING CHILDREN'S MEDIA, LOOK AT ALL THESE PLOT-HOLES I'VE FOUND
>MAGIC? I DON'T THINK SO, YOU FAGGOT FUCKING KIDS
>OWLS? HEARD OF E-MAIL? I THINK IT WOULD BE A LITTLE MORE EFFICIENT DON'T YOU THINK YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT KIDS
>AVADA KEDAVRA? TRY "HOCUS POCUS AR-15 DOCUS", YOU SHITTY LITTLE BRAT FUCKING KIDS
>I AM A SMART AND INTELLIGENT FULLY GROWN MALE MAN, AND YET NO ONE RESPECTS ME FOR SOME REASON

I hear last summer the temperatures exceeded 30 degrees and some old people just up and died.

Wizards can literally rape women and then use magic to teleport the semen out of another man's body and into her vagina to frame him.
They're on another level.

Where do the turds go? Is there a wizard with a scat fetish that collects all the magic turds?

Nuttus Eruptus

I'm a female, bigot.

Where do real turds go, user

>tfw the dullest franchise meme finally died

Anything from the trolley, anons?

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How much do YOU cost, love?

Hawwy Pottew is the duwwest fwanchise. Sewiouswy each episode fowwowing the boy wizawd and his paws fwom Hogwawts Academy as they fight assowted viwwains has been indistinguishabwe fwom the othews. Aside fwom the gwoomy imagewy, the sewies’ onwy consistency has been its wack of excitement and ineffective use of speciaw effects, aww to make magic unmagicaw, to make action seem inewt.

Pewhaps the die was cast when Wowwing vetoed the idea of Spiewbewg diwecting the sewies; she made suwe the sewies wouwd nevew be mistaken fow a wowk of awt that meant anything to anybody?just widicuwouswy pwofitabwe cwoss-pwomotion fow hew books. The Hawwy Pottew sewies might be anti-Chwistian (ow not), but it’s cewtainwy the anti-James Bond sewies in its wefusaw of wondew, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfuwwy, they no wongew have to.

>a-at weast the books wewe good though
"No!" The wwiting is dweadfuw; the book was tewwibwe. As I wead, I noticed that evewy time a chawactew went fow a wawk, the authow wwote instead that the chawactew "stwetched his wegs."

I began mawking on the back of an envewope evewy time that phwase was wepeated. I stopped onwy aftew I had mawked the envewope sevewaw dozen times. I was incweduwous. Wowwing's mind is so govewned by cwiches and dead metaphows that she has no othew stywe of wwiting. Watew I wead a wavish, woving weview of Hawwy Pottew by the same Stephen King. He wwote something to the effect of, "If these kids awe weading Hawwy Pottew at 11 ow 12, then when they get owdew they wiww go on to wead Stephen King." And he was quite wight. He was not being iwonic. When you wead "Hawwy Pottew" you awe, in fact, twained to wead Stephen King.

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Trips confirm

The wholicaust lotticus

Bwased

>wizards use money
>wizards go to school of wizards
>wizard sport is football on brooms
>wizards run businesses
>wizards have wizard banks and wizard jews
>wizards have wizard police

Theyre teleported to the Antarctica where they freeze then Dumbledore collects them as his dildos
t. J.K. Rowling

But do these dubs instead confirm an evolution of the meme?

>wizards

>goblins stopping hyperinflation
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reminder that JK Rowling stole chocolate frogs being real frogs from Monty Python.
She's a complete hack fraud.

That is literally one of the concluding plot points of the Envy film.

>Harry, did I ever tell you about Hagrid? He got convicted of murder by way of giant spider back in the 60s and had his wand destroyed, but I was able to fix it with my elder wand (which by the way I have - that could have saved you and your friends some misery if I fixed Ron's wand). But I didn't fix it all the way, I just stuffed it inside an umbrella so that hogwarts (aka me) wouldn't find out he was using magic. I knew he was innocent the whole time, so I somehow hired the convicted murderer hired as the castle's spidertender, despite that being the one thing he was convicted of. Now that you've proven his innocence (that I could have verified to the authorities at any time myself using the pensive), I have decided to hire him as a teacher. But I will not fix his wand completely or let him buy a new one, even though that might be useful some day if he ever gets attacked by Voldemort while a bunch of your clones are flying with him on his motorcycle.
>and he was a good friend

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Why bother? The incompetent wizard police force doesn’t have rape kits or anything

Oh fuck it’s the evil spirit of hogwarts. Quick black hermione, do something

They don't have to shit anywhere, they can remove shit directly from their organism.

how come there weren't any trans kids at Hogwarts? JK Rowling isn't a bigot is she?

if you ask her on twitter she'll say every female character in the series was born male and used a sex change potion
also they're all niggers

Reminder that the books were goblin propaganda and Avads Kedavra is a delousing spell

Good food though

You can only teleport to a place you've been to before. You need to visualise it.

Modern technology literally beats the fuck out of the magic displayed in the books. Why do you think HP universe is all set in the past? Who wants to sit there wondering why Hermione doesn't just call up Ron on his smartphone when he leaves? Or google though all those books in the library instead of endless hours pouring over ancient tomes etc. etc. There are better examples.

UwU Bawsed an Wedpewwed!

communist communal gfs

Bong food is not good. It's disgusting like the people. At least Beauxbatons had good food and hot sluts.

its a literal childrens story written for people 12 and under its meant to be whimsical and silly, its not rowlings fault a bunch of fucking autistic adult virgins became obsessed with her kids book and demanded answers to all of their stupid questions

i know its a meme but literally turn off your fucking brain dude its like pointing out plot holes and inconsistencies in thomas the fucking tank engine give me a fucking break already tv

wizard and muggle relations make no sense
the minister of the muggle department doesnt know what a rubber duck is while he has to take the subway in london to go to work and drives a car

tits+timestamp or GTFO

These threads make the best shitposts

If someone uses polyjuice potion to pretend to be someone else and fucks that person's girlfriend and she gets pregnant. Will the baby have the DNA I'd the real boyfriend cause the polyjuice potion?

Also do you reckon Wizard couples use polyjuice potion to experience sex as the other gender. When all Harry's mates took polyjuice potion to look like him do you reckon the females among them jerked off just to see what it felt like as a boy?

Jesus, thanks for triggering my PTSD faggot. I'd managed to suppress that horror.

Must have gotten to 17 degrees or something. How can men live at such temperatures?

Who was in the wrong here? Personally I think it was Ron. He should have set aside some change to be able to buy treats for the new acquaintances he would make on the train.

>implying that cellophane isn't fucking magic.

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Harry Potter paved the way for some of the shittiest fucking people with the worst goddamn opinions on anything. It's almost therapeutic to shitpost on something faggots hold so dear.

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His dad liked muggles and had things like plastic wrap and rubber ducks

What ruined HP are grown-ass dudes from Tumblr. It was supposed to be a children story (and I loved it as a kid), but seeing how it turned into a religion for fuckwits made it a disaster. Also, JKR decided to jump the SJW wagon, so there's that too.

Most of them also fail the teleportation certification, and with the risk of leaving part of you behind or teleporting into a wall, not a lot of uncertified wizards choose to use it.

even the little baby turds, in their baby turd cradles?

>seeing how it turned into a religion for fuckwits made it a disaster

That was only OK when it happened on Yea Forums.

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You not wrong there. I live in Edinburgh currently and it feels like the entire fucking city is racing to become Harry Potter World. West Victoria Street is the worst, with about 4 dedicated shops alone whilst claiming to be the original Diagaon Alley (despite Cockburn Street making the same claim for longer. As well as The Shambles in York).

That said, it is quite amusing to watch one of my friends slowly lose his mind over it since he runs a pub on Victoria Street that's sandwiched between two of them.

>spellofane
lmoa

do they have a wizard military?

Well the potion wears off

... But that raises more questions. What if you impregnate a chick while using the potion, will the baby start to develop as the assumed identity, then revert to your influence, or will it still have the initial development of the assumed identity, essentially having 2 biological fathers.

What about a chick that takes the potion, becomes a dude, impregnated a chick then the potion wears out. Could the kid even survive, especially if it was initially a boy.

... Happy Potter man

>You can only teleport to a place you've been to before. You need to visualise it.
all the wizards in london can teleport into your mom's vagina lmaooo

I went to Bongistan a few years ago to visit my Irish friend who was working as some kind of golf slave at a country club outside London, it was pushing 30 in eurodegrees the whole time, nobody has ice or air conditioning or ceiling fans and it was fucking horrible. What do you people have against air circulation? Why does no one have ceiling fans?

If the DNA changes, wouldn't that affect personality? I don't recall any character getting smarter or dumber based on polyjuice, even when turning into a dumb character. Which would imply that the DNA doesn't change, just overall appearance. Even if the DNA does change, spermatogenesis takes a while, the lady would have to polyjuice into a dude for months before she could shoot live rounds.

lot of effort and cost for the 5 days a year that warrant it.

kek

FUCK OFF YA SLAG MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEHD!

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>it's not plastic wrap it's spellofane and ron's family only used it because he's poor
Mother fucker

There's really no point in us having air conditioning since it is not hot like that all year round and damp most of the time. London has a very different climate to the rest of the country.

>a woman wrote Harry Potter
>a woman wrote Fullmetal Alchemist
How do women keep creating such comfy worlds?

"No!"

no need when you can just cast "abortio"

6th sense aka comfy sense

I credit a lot of it to the use of steamtrains. There's something about them that just cements the world as a place you'd want to live in

It was broken when he was kicked out of school, Doubledoor tried to fix it.

Did you know wizards kidnap muggle children and ritualistically murder them?
Like that russian muggle boy who was castrated and drained of his blood. The communist wizards sent every muggle judge and witness to the gulags who implicated wizardry

>magic can regrow hair, teeth, bones etc
>force their best dark wizard catcher to larp as a pirate

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He wanted it himself. He's ugly as fuck, this was his only chance at having sex. Little did he know women never found the same things cool as a teenage boys

Moody wouldn't trust any ((Healers)) using magic on him. Plus with his new eye he can see behind him, and with his leg he can't be hit with a spell and start bleeding out.

Dis you write this as it or did you replace r by w in a text editor ?

>oy vey those dark wizard terrorists have illegal opinions they must be killed

>fucked up the "No" part
stupid retard made it 6/10 but unfortunately bwased

Man I want to magic away Hermione's turds

>You can only teleport to a place you've been to before.
>portkey send harry and cedric to fuck knows where

Portkeys are different to apparation user and they're a lot harder to do and requires enchanting a physical item. But the guy who made the portkey has to know where it's going, but anyone can touch it to use it.

>some cataclysm in the wizarding world that left them with nothing but retards

well for starters they dont learn fucking math or logic, and problem solving skills, because they use magic for every goddamn thing.

>Harry uses floo powder
>says diagon alley wrong
>ends up in sketchy bookstore hed never been too in time for the plot

>Plus with his new eye he can see behind him
plus he can see what's under little girls underwear, as wickedly implied by based Rowling during the dance scene in Goblet of Fire

Do you think they forced Neville to drink polyjuice potion every weekend, transform into Hermione, and suck everyone's cock in the dormitory?

Floo powder is different to apparation and also to port keys, apparation is the only thing that requires visualising where you're going

bullshit magic was ok in the first books/movies when it was a series for kids
but then it turned into (dulled) edgy emo whatever the fuck that was for YA in the second half
yet the setting wolrdbuilding didn't follow.
it was never fleshed out and remained complete fucking nonsense where absolutely nothing makes a lick of sense
muh magic plot devices simply appear whenever they are needed to solve the current to plot then disappear and are forgotten about without ever being integrated into the setting
"the wizarding world" is absolutely fucking retarded

It must somehow change DNA while maintaining personality. Because you have to have the DNA of the person you want to transform into to make it. Like a hair. Hence why when Hermione used a cat hair thinking it was a slitherin girls hair she turned into a furry until it wore off.

Of course the question about pregnancy is if the sperm produced by polyjuice potion is able to revert back to its original owners sperm after it has left the body and impregnated someone.

Why are muggles so delusional? They can mind control you, become invisible and teleport. They wouldn't even have to meet you in combat, just order a few soldiers to go on killing sprees.

Also not just the sperm say a man turns into a woman do they become fertile and produce eggs? If they're impregnated and keep taking the potion until the baby is born and then revert back to being a man does the baby somehow disintegrate or does it stay alive?

I bet there's a whole porn/prostitution industry based on polyjuice potion in the Harry potter universe.

>Hermione ... turned into a furry
I call BS.
Got any proofs?

Harry Potter is the most successful work of literature of all time and yes it was created by a woman. Not a white man. Have sex sweetie.

most wizards need to be able to see the thing they're casting a spell on and do the precise hand movements and say the spell before the spell takes affect.

A US Marine with a sniper rifle carefully disguised and camouflaged could cause havoc by camping in Hogwarts astronomy tower and firing down on wizards for example.

Because all they can do is make worlds that are pleasing on a shallow sense but have no real depth, like the examples you provided.

>In Harry Potterand the Deathly Hallows, Professor McGonagall is asked the question "Wheredo Vanished objects go?" by the Ravenclaw door-knocker, to which she replies "Into non-being, which is to say, everything."

The turds go into everything user

Can't remember if it was in the books but it was defo in the movie. Chamber of Secrets.

The script:

>Even in shadow, they can see: Hermione's face is covered in FUR, her eyes YELLOW, and POINTED EARS poke through her hair. HERMIONE: It was cat hair I plucked off Millicent Bulstrode's robes! Look at my face! RON: Look at your tail. INT. HOSPITAL WING - DAY (TWO WEEKS LATER) Just then, Hermione's tail twitches INTO VIEW. RON: Is that thing ever going away? HERMIONE: Any day now, according to Madam Pomfrey. I'm just thankful I've stopped coughing up fur balls.

Though some sites are saying it's a deleted scene. I defo remember it tho.

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Being invisible doesn't mean you're blind m8, and muggles can't get into Hogwarts

Rowling was always on the SJW train, she just couldn't put gay shit in her books when she was writing them because they were targeted at children and publishers didn't like that back in the 90s and 00s. She still hit a lot of SJW notes with shit like house elf rights, werewolf discrimination, etc.

Name one (uno) plot hole and/or inconsistency in Thomas the Tank Engine. I'll wait.

All I'm saying senpai is that in a straight up fight maybe except for legends like Dumbledore guns beat wands.

How did the west fuck up turning a cute girl into a cute cat girl? Just give her ears and whiskers you don't gotta go the whole fucking way.

Ron's dad is a muggle enthusiast. Makes his family use a bunch of useless muggle shit out of pure autism. It's the reason they have a flying car. Makes sense they'd use plastic wrap too.

Wow I’m not even a furry and that sounded hot until you showed the picture

Dark magic is harder to heal. This is why they couldn't grow George's ear back.

Why they use trains to deliver fish from Sodor when the trawlers could do it themselves to docks on the mainland

>soulless gingers can be wizards

Wasteful assholes

>squalor
Listen up nigger, the reason modern living is the way it is is because magic doesn't exist. If my food and heat/air conditioning could be handled by literal magic I'd live in a cabin in the woods too

They didn't care. They just wanted an excuse to not have Hermione in a scene where Harry and Ron become Crabbe and Goyle in order to talk to Malfoy. Since those were Malfoys only real friends having Hermione there as some random slitherin Thot wouldn't make much sense. So they made using a cat hair in the potion as an excuse to not have her in the scene. As I said not sure if it's in the books aswell.

Sure, but when was the last time even muggles fought battles by gathering both sides in a field and attacking each other until one side wins? World War 1 I think, over a hundred years ago now. It's all about subterfuge and assassinations, which wizards have a massive advantage at.

That U.S. Marine would end up having to fight all the animated suits of armor in the school. What could he do to Peeves who only appears vulnerable to magic? Humans with guns attacking wizards would quickly find themselves out of their depth

>Family is full of wizards
>Still poor as shit
Honestly why would any wizard family be poor? They could even just use their magic strictly for victim less gain.
>Grow a bunch of food with magic
>Either eat it yourself to save a metric fuckload of money, sell it to gain money, or both
They could just make a business out of selling fruits/veggies that are always perfect and never seem to run out

how the FUCK do muggleborns get started in the wizard economy? is there wizard welfare?

It's been a while since I read them but I think it was that you can't actually just magic stuff out of thin air, you can only duplicate existing objects, so if you wanted a bunch of fancy clothes you'd still have to buy them

They exchange currency at Gringotts. Book 2 or 3 has Hermione's parents doing it

True.

Depends how clever they are. If they try it Voldemort style with the plan to expose themselves and use brute force, well, muggles will adapt and use technological advancements to their advantage. Some sort of magic detectors would be developed (in the books it's mentioned magic interferes with technology so it must give off some sort of radiation or electromagnetic pulse), After that they'd have some kind of secret project setup to examine magic scientifically and weaponise it without having to be a magician. And finally Guerilla war tactics of fighting from easily camouflaged positions so a soldiers can get shots off before a wizard can utter a word.

The wizarding worlds weakness is that they don't keep technologically up to date cause they rely so much on magic.

Of course (((Gringotts))) must be involved in some way

The exchange seems silly. Is Muggle money warded against duplication spells? A Muggle born wizard could just magic up more Muggle money and turn it in to Gringotts.

You grossly underestimate the sheer amount of bullshit wizards are capable of. How many world leaders could be Imperiused, replaced by Polyjuice Potion, or bought off (not just by money; remember wizards don't suffer from things like "cancer" as their hospital isn't set up for it) before "magic detectors" are worked out? Especially because wizards can teleport miles so you can't see them coming or keep them out without magic?

No but they have a wizard special forces and wizard kgb

Gamp's Law. Money can't be duplicated

Have you seen the fucking tours they have here with retards dressed in robes with wands? Fucking cringe.

A pressure spell to compress coal into diamonds then?

That's an idea.

>Incendio Juden!

Jesus christ the ghostwritten chapter wasn't even subtle. Obviously Raimi

That's true. It'd also depend on who the Muggle born wizards side with. If the muggles even have some wizards they might have a chance.

This is nice and all but what happens when something that has been duplicated before takes the place as legal tender why did jk rowling use this shit law instead of just having people be able to detect duplicated objects or literally anything else instead of such an easily subvertible law

Spot on.

I don't think she put much thought into, and neither should anyone else honestly, this is a woman who thinks an East Asian school would be based in Japan and include Korean and Chinese students, imagine their fucking house cup

I still wanna know about Kinks and BDSM in the wizarding world I bet magic opens up a load of possibilities.

Polyjuice potion
Transfiguration
Leg Locker curse
Love potions

piddly little UK gets a school of its own and China+Japan+Korea SHARE? what the fuck

I did not know this....this is outrageous.

I always assumed Hogwarts was like the Anglo school, but none of the other Anglo countries fucking go there, it's just the British Isles

canonically it's because the uk has an absurdly higher than normal density of witches and wizards, because only anglos really have souls basically

>Neville awoke tied and gagged within a moonlit glade. The impenetrable horror of the forbidden forest's twilight murk was only mildly brightened by the sudden presence of a crowd of other Gryffindor boys, who were all emerging rather ominously from the nearby thickets, wands aloft and alight with luminous red. Their faces were cold, tight, and emotionless. Without a single word spoken, the twenty strong crowd began to mercilessly cast non-bruising bludgeoning spells at the boy's pallid, flailing body, oblivious or simply uncaring of the dumpy child's pitiful screaming.

>Harry arrived at the end, appearing possibly the most reluctant out of any the boys. Yet he soon gave in, adding a final, heavy blow to the barrage of spellfire whist quietly cautioning, "Sorry... Longbottom, I didn't want to be a part of this. But it's for your own good. This is for another 50 points in charms you've lost us. You need to get your act together or we're all gonna be reamed by McGonagall when she sees the Christmas point tally".

Looking back, I suppose the scene where Harry walks in on Neville sitting dementedly on the wet sinks of the Gryffindor Bathroom with a green aura churning at his wand tip wasn't quite so unjustified on Rowling's part. It sure made for a compelling way to end both the Neville story arc, and that of the Defence Professor that year.

What is their tax policy?

Ok so how you become a "master wizard", like wizards like Dumbledore?
Is it the number of spells you know? Is it your "power" output? Because how the fuck does power scaling work?

Because as far as I understand it, a first your student firing off Avada Kadavra SHOULD have the same "force" or "power" as a teacher firing off the same spell. There are no "long incantation" versions of the spells, or any other method of upping the power output.
As I get it, a single spell should be at 100% power at all times regardless of who uses the spell. So a "master wizard" is just some wizard who won the power lottery and for some reason fire off more powerful spells than others?
I have just seen the movies though, not read the books.

midichlorians

>Reamed by McGonagall

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It's in your blood, Harry Potter is very problematic

This, according to canon you have to have anglo ancestors to be a wizard.

>All Mudbloods must fucking hang
What did Animal Malfoy mean by this?

hearty kek

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He was saying they should stop trying so hard and just relax and hang out, of course (((Gryffindor))) historians make it out to be something quite different

Superior focus, intelligence, etc. Intact souls have more magical power than fractured ones. Powerful spells require specific mental and emotional states rather than just saying the words and waving wands. Avada Kedavra is a spell like this as well as the Patronus Charm. Considering how many regular people have trouble focusing or regulating their emotions, this isn't surprising.

Is that something touched upon in the books?

Is there a bigger incel/cuck in the whole history of literature?

Going by the books I would say that you have to be talented/study hard to achieve it. The magic in this world is kinda like a genetic thing (which is why normal humans are considered inferior by some, they factually are), the wand is needed to harness it but some people can do some shit even without it.
The movies however seem to push it as some sort of DBZ power scaling, even more so with the new Fantastic Shit movies where Ezra Miller is able to shoot a ki blast the second he touches a wand.

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Why didn't the school elders just shoot Voldemort with a Glock?

>Is there a bigger incel/cuck in the whole history of literature?
Mr Ripley?

in the books at least it seems to be in big part due to intelligence and willpower, and ability to study, hermione's a mudblood but she's one of the strongest in her year because of that. she also probably has a big advantage in coming from an intelligent/successful family and having the advantage of good muggle schooling as a starting point, wizard schooling seems very bad especially on logic

Reminder that wizard kids receive no schooling at all except for maybe reading/writing skills and MAYBE basic math before the age of 11, unless this has been retconned in some EU shit.

Yes. Harry spends the 3rd book struggling to learn Patronus charms to repel dementors and other wizards treat this as very difficult. Harry still struggles with it when actually fighting dementors later on because its hard to focus on the required component (in this case happy memories) when dementors suck the happiness out of you.

Things like the Cruciatus Curse require the user to actually want to cause pain. To delight in it. Harry tries it, but cannot master it because he does not revel in it.

At the same time he's able to shrug off Voldemort's possession of him because the nature of a intact soul vs a damaged one. An intact soul is capable of a fuller range of emotions and Voldemort's crippled soul is harmed by this. The strongest magics in the series revolve around emotions and the most powerful Dark magic is characterized by strong negative emotions and damage of normal ones.

Yeah but Credence (Ezra) is not a normal wizard, he's an Obscurial or whatever

yeah exactly, and i don't know what kind of standards there would even be for non muggleborns, ron doesn't seem like someone who spent years of his life socialising with muggles so mainstreaming seems unlikely

Exactly what I meant, EU stuff that just moves the power scales up in a franchise that didn't need it at all.
Ezra becomes that shit because he was a wizard that suppressed his magic or some similar crap, and he gets retard strength. He's literally the Broly of HP.

it's half intelligence - voldemort spotted as god-level early due to being an exceptional student, dumbledore by his contributions to journals of magical theory, creative brilliance from grindlewald being mentioned

and half raw magic talent - barty crouch is mentioned as "powerfully magical", harry is a shit student and stupid but very good at fighting magic

there's likely also an element of gathering lore. items like the philosopher's stone and elder wand, certain rituals like the horcrux - a lot of the most powerful magic appears to be hidden by the government or ancient wizards.

But fancy clothes should cost fuck all because you can create a gajillion copies

Ok, so how does one invent spells? Is there a set amount of spells in the universe it's just a matter of discovering them? Or can you conjure up your own in some way or another?

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Just make morally dubious pacts with supernatural entities dude

does that mean he used condoms instead of the Wizarding equivalent?
>inb4 he didn't which is why they have a bigass family

How does the flying cars transmission work? I want a fucking explanation Rowling

The only possible explanation for it I can think of would be that the spell summons some arcane force that does whatever is needed, but if you consider that from I think the third or fourth book they introduce silent spells (ie. you think it instead of saying it), then it's just that if you have the x factor in your blood and think REALLY REALLY HARD about something, it happens.

tl;dr it doesn't make any fucking sense

The wizarding world is basically post-scarcity and you don't need much money, once you've bought a wand (or been given an old family wand) then all your needs can be taken care of with magic; food, clothes, housing. Molly Weasley had basically nothing to do all year while her kids were at school, if she wasn't so bloody minded she could have just homeschooled them instead of sending them to Hogwarts (which is obviously what wizards did before Hogwarts was founded) and Arthur's wages would be enough for them to live like kings.

malfoy says something about weasleys having "more kids than they can afford" so they must know something about birth control, so honestly it's more likely he did use condoms instead of the wizard equivalent but he used them as socks or something

issue for homeschooling is that it's illegal for kids to make spells, and from 11 till 17 you can make spells only at school

OOC, it's simply not explored because the universe runs on a british whimsy. but you can explain it away quite easily enough - harry is an incurious lazy student who doesn't care about why anything happens. some book like Magic Theory by Adalbert Waffling will contain this information, but it doesn't matter. The series is about telling a story, not building a universe. Honestly the opposite, narrative as an excuse to show off worldbuilding, is shit and nerds are ruining fantasy with it.

Nerds like this autist. You don't need fundamental physics pinned down unless your story is concerned with it

I'm pretty sure that only applies if you do it in view of the kaffirs

Homeschooling probably isn't allowed. Do you think Hogwarts requires students to be current on all vaccinations? Imagine a meningitis or measels outbreak there.

How is the world of FMA hollow?

you can't magically create food, it's mentioned several times, and creating clothes is probably beyond most wizards. the central characters in the series are pretty talented, i think it's mentioned that 50% of minstry wizard can't perform a shield charm

and it's pretty obvious that the point of hogwarts is making social connections in the wizarding community. this is a major purpose of colleges IRL anyway

They were sjw incel cucks

I don't think they can detect underage magic being performed at wizarding households, like Fred and George transfigured Ron's teddy into a spider at home and didn't get in trouble. In the first book Hermione also mentions she practiced spells at home and learned a few simple ones, it may even be that they were just specifically watching Harry's house and trying to get him in trouble, the whole situation was instigated by Umbridge anyway.

>you can't magically create food
Yes yes I remember that retcon, but you can duplicate food you've already got, and the Weasleys grow crops and keep chickens, which is made a lot easier by magic.

>but he used them as socks or something

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Your magic gets stronger as you age, and Dumbledore is like 150 years old.

>50% of minstry wizard can't perform a shield charm
How are there so many incompetent wizards in the universe? You'd think everyone would realize the massive advantages of intensely studying and applying yourself to get better at magic. In fact it's odd that wizards don't have a more "dog eat dog" society given the differences in power and how easily they'd be able to exploit the weaker ones.

he likely constantly maintains a shield that blocks, maybe reverses, small sharps objects moving over 200ft/s. shields are shown as trivially easy magic, and capable wizards in times of war are probably running a couple 24/7 to detect sneak magic attacks anyway

this is the easiest lore complaint to deal with, get over your gun fetish amerilards

Wizarding Britain is controlled by the purebloods and is very nepotistic

JK Rowling is on Yea Forums

Based

Why is the first HP so magical?
I never cared much for the other movies, but this one just nails that sense of child-like wonder that visiting a magical school should elicit.

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I don't think think they can conjure everything, why do they go searching for ingredients in the forest and stuff.

But shouldn't it naturally tend to be more darwinistic?

Because it wasn't full of its own shit yet

children under 11 can use magic as they're not expected to be able to control it. fred and george likely did that unconsciously, and hermione is an unusual prodigy, so the underaged magic trace works i think.

idk about food, but it seems plausible that the doubling charm becomes more difficult linearly at greater quantities. add that people can become magically exhausted, and, well, you can go dumpster diving to get free food, but you don't. it's a waste of limited time and effort and is socially weird. like magically doing all your food?

yeah this is fair enough. i tend to assume that epic level wizards are very rare, possible decreasing over time. there's a thing in fanon called the interdict of merlin, decreasing power levels over time and making gathering lore more important than study, that makes everything make a little more sense.

as it is, you just have to assume there's not much variance in power, and most students are lazy. fair enough - IRL any of us born into middle class families could become wealthy through university study, but how many actually do the graft?

The failing power of purebloods is why anyone even likes Voldemort, they've put themselves into a hole where they're regressing from a failure to diversify their gene pool

because plot

>IRL any of us born into middle class families could become wealthy through university study, but how many actually do the graft?
True but there's more immediate gratification to getting better at magic than in drawing a long career plan, and the results are more certainly guaranteed.

>Wizards could become doctors and miraculously cure people of all sorts of diseases and even cure people who live in shitholes for free with no supplies
>None of them do this

i also would imagine that, but it's hard to imagine yourself as a pureblood wizard for whom magic is banal.

it's like, imagine a renaissance scribe who hears the concept of the internet. today we have access to basically everything gathered into enormous encyclopedias, online degrees, videos by the best tutors who exist. some medieval merchant would be gagging to have that, probably find it insane and disgusting that we play videogames or post here instead of learning. compared to how shitty it is for them, it would seem magical, but humans are adaptable and can probably procrastinate anything by playing wizard chess or jacking off to hermione.

I don't get it

Focused intent of the user. I imagine inventing spells involves a lot of visualization. And its less about discovering what sound makes what magical effect and more about the association of desired results + emotional focus associating with associative phrases in the wizard's mind. Ask yourself if a Chinese wizard still says "scourgify" in order to clean things.

Rowling is a little shaky on the details because her early books have classes that focus on words/wand movements while her later ones start getting more into intent. But considering its magic, hard rules for how it works are silly. It can be fun but it misses out on some of the point of magic

Wizards either don't suffer from Muggle ailments or have cured them all and hoard the cure

WHAT'S WRONG, YOU GONNA CRY AND GO RUNNING TO WIPE YOUR TEARS WITH DADDY'S BALLSACK YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE FUCKING CUMSTAIN?!? OH AND YOUR MOM WAS KNOWN HERE AS THE "WHORE OF HOGWARTS", SHIT, EVEN THAT FUCKING BETA ORBITER KEK FAGGOT SNAPE LOST HIS CHERRY TO HER, I MEAN, SURE, IT WAS HIS ASSHOLE AND WITH HER STRAP-ON BUT HE WAS SAVING HIS COCK FOR LILY, HAHAHAHAH, HOW'D THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SNAPE YOU FUCKING LOSERS OH AND I KNOW YOU FUCKED LILY'S CORPSE AFTER V-MAN KILLED HER SKANK ASS, FUCKING NECROFILE DOUCHEBAG, ANYWHO, YEAH, DRACO IS A HOMO AND I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FAMILY'S NAME YOU PIECE IF SHIT CUNT FUCKFACE *TAKES MASSIVE PULL FROM HIP FLASK*, NO WHICH ONE OF YOU PRETEEN SLAGS WANTS TO SUCK AND RIDE MY WAND?!?FACT!!!

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>jacking off to hermione
H-haha imagine polyjuicing as her then furiously schlicking to yourself in front of a mirror.

>what controls magic in the harry potfer universe?
Family and scholastics. For all the talk about Harry Pptter on the internet going back twenty years, nobody seems to notice that the entire Harry Potter series is a 7 -year reading program that promotes good studying habits in the audience. Roeling wrote it for students, and to sell to students AND PARENTS through book fairs and a public education tie-in. In the third book, Harry is able to learn his signature Patronus spell BECAUSE he had been studying outside of school, for his own learning, as shown in the intro where he prqctices light spells with a textbook under the covers. In the fifth book, when the education system is corrupted by teachers who teach nothing on purpose, Harry starts an extracurricular study group to make sure he and the students keep learning the knowledge that saves the day. Every little moment in Harry Potter is a lesson in self-studying and education. That is Harry's superpower, and how Magic works in HP

>Not polyjuicing as her and then recording yourself fucking a dozen African men then recording the encounters and posting them online to ruin her life and then when she's at her lowest point you ask her out and marry her and make her happy again
Step it up user

I now want a reboot of the series with a Bobby B-style Dumbledore.

I'm starting to think JK Rowling was right to pair Ginny with Harry, anons...

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JK, despite being scottish, is a little englander with a little englander's view of the world. It's what makes the juxtaposition of her trying to be woke later on so entertaining -- you can tell she didn't exclude them out of choice but because it's so far outside her world view to be non-existant.

The GRIFFINDOR BOOOAAAAAAARRR IS PREGNANT

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>no tits
>no ass
>that face

and this is unironically approaching 10/10 in britain

This. Thank christ for foreign slags, tbqh

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why didnt hitler apparate all his soldiers into england???

BOW DOWN YA SHITS, I'M THE REASON YOU'RE NOT ALL UNDER A DARK WIZARD'S RULE SO YOU'RE BASICALLY MY BITCHES NOW

almost based, but get consent first
disturbing

Why didn't the eagles carry his tanks across the Volga?

>no tits

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>no ass

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>get consent first
God that's so hot, imagine her being so creeped out that she pities you and lets you take hair/spit to do it out of pity because of how pathetic you come off as.

Hitler didn't believe in magic

yeah he did, he put an absurd amount of effort into occult research

Could you teleport your sperm into someones womb without actually fucking them?

>THERES A SECRET INTERNATIONAL CABAL OF MONEY GRUBBING UGLY LONG NOSES RUNNING THE ECONOMY BEHIND THE SCENES
Holy shit Rowling

That's a meme, it was Himmler pissing his funds away on the LARPcastle and other useless shit, Hitler didn't really buy into it

as a kid I liked all of them but as an adult I only really like the first 2 because they treat it like a kids movie the other ones take themselves too seriously

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The Nazis grew out of an occult society that Hitler was a part of

Avada Kedavra is weird because we're told in book 4 it has no counter-curse and there's no way to stop it, but we later see wizards doing exactly that. I consider the scene with Voldemort duelling Dumbledore the clearest example of what magic mastery is, compared to Harry just spamming stunners and shit.

No one fucking cared or cares about the LARP club called the Thule Society you fucking brainlet, it didn't matter then and it doesn't matter now, you've been brainfucked by the history channel, you probably think Die Glocke was real too because some Polish retard said a guy who was TOTALLY in the SS said it did

What type of toilet training do anglos do?

In Freud’s psychosexual developmental theory there’s various stages a child goes through in development and the second stage is the anal stage for 1-3 year olds. During this stage the primary erogenous zone is the anus and controlling bladder and bowel movements is the primary form of erogeny for the libido. When a child is successful in a stage, it develops on to the next one, but when failures occur, they can develop a fixation. Which brings me to my recent observation of the anglo’s anal fixation. In all porn with anglos they seem to always want to do anal. Britain has one of the highest rates for searching for anal and scat porn (Germany as well). So what is it about the anglo’s development that makes so many of his countrymen have anal fixations? What goes on in British toilet training? Is this also related to the high rates of pedophilia there? Is it related to something genetic, as we see the same anal fixations in Germans, Turkic, Mongolian, and Jewish nations (all Central Asiatic tribes)?

Would appreciate some thoughts from you anglos. Would help my research.

>someone picks up and moves your bag
now you live somewhere else, fuck!
>someone throws shit in your bag
you just got trash thrown in your front door, nice!
>someone throws your bag away in a landfill buried under tons of other garbage
you can no longer exit your home, get fucked!

Did you know Gandalf magicked his shit into a dildo and stimulated his prostate while giving speeches to the students?
crazy I know.

I also have a theory that there is a Central Asian genetic trait that enlarges the prostate in their men, causing them to have higher prevalence of anal fixations.

If they all joined an occult society first, chances are they were interested in the occult. Its basic logic, user. Especially when you consider the retarded things some occult society's do to joining members. Not saying Hitler was as hardcore into it as Himmler (I mean, who is?), but he had enough of an interest to join before all the other shit

It’s a pun on cellophane which is an alternative to plastic wrap. Not quite sure what else there is to get. It was chuckle funny more than haha funny, but still more creative than 99% of the regurgitated bile you see posted on Yea Forums.

May also correlate with the high prostate cancer rates we see in these countries:

wcrf.org/dietandcancer/cancer-trends/prostate-cancer-statistics

How do you even confuse cat hair with human female hair, they have noticeably different length, thickness, and colour.

it's Thargle skin

stiff upper lip m8

it was in the books too
>"It was a cat hair!" she howled. "M-Millicent Bulstrode m-must have a cat! And the potion isn't supposed to be used for animal transformations!"

What they mean by unblockable is that there isn't a shield spell that will stop it, it just goes through them. You can move physical objects between the spell and yourself though. I dunno about conjured materials but ever since I read Half Blood Prince I wondered if Hermione could use that bird conjuring spell and have one of the birdies take the killing curse.

It's also a reference to "spellotape" which is a pun on sellotape and an actual wizarding product that Ron uses to try and fix his wand in Chamber of Secrets.

Only Harry blocked the Killing Curse. Nobody else. Anybody else who survived did so by taking cover

>Harry, did I ever tell you about magic Hitler? I let him ravage my butthole and vice versa. Then I defeated him.
>He was a good friend

Can you cover yourself in spellofane to block killing curse?

Probably not? The curse didn't care about clothing

Then why it cares about cover, is it thickness thing? Would a shield work?

>trans kids
She hates them actually.

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>says Diagon Alley wonky
>ends up in the wonky part of Diagon Alley

How the fuck do airplanes and/or satellite surveillance not find hogwarts?

it's a giant fucking castle with a million facilities in the middle of fuck all nowhere. Even if you say "bro hidden visually by magic lol" what's to stop any random person from just accidentally walking onto it? it's not like it's in some forbidden closed area it's just in some shity england plain somewhere

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I think it depends on the material, Voldemort is throwing them around like candy in his duel with Voldemort, when it hits a gold statue that Dumbeldore has animated it bounces off it, when it hits a wooden table it catches fire, when it hits a stone statue it explodes.

it is magic

Fucking hell this had no right to make me laugh

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In Goblet of Fire they explain that the Quidditch World Cup area has charms that repel muggles i.e. you get too close and feel compelled to turn around, if a sporting event has that sort of protection think what a 1,000 year old school has

Hogwarts appears as a ruined castle to muggles, if you try and approach it the wards convince you that you've forgotten something important and have to leave immediately. Diagon Alley isn't explained but must be some kind of pocket dimension or someone would have noticed that it was the only part of London left standing during The Blitz.

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korean pretending your shit doesnt stink as usual

NO ONE in the audience even got that angry, imagine if that went on in ANY of the countries you mentioned lmao

does it look like a ruined castle if you see a picture/recording of hogwarts?

I think whatever they conjure disappears after a while, no? We’ve never seen something being conjured permanently

Not actually as clever as you all think because the books literally mention spellotape. Why they would need such a thing is open to debate though

>TFW a muggle starts talking about his amazing discoveries, and I hop on my infinite energy stick I conjured out of thin air so I can fly away to the invisible house situated on spatially compressed land.

Wizards are literally the federation tier living standards with magic. Pretty much everything we know abput the world they can just shit all over. Rowling has noted that any disease a muggle can get wizards can instantly cure. They live until they're 2-300 years old with full mobility and casually rape our understanding of physics six ways until sunday.

If it came to a 'war' then it would start and stop when we can't track, see or target an enemy that can erase the memories of our entire planet in about a week.(Pottermore: Time Turner) or has our highest government offices riddled with plants. Sure you can shoot a wizard, but every 4th year and above can cover themselves and buildings in spells that make your brain shit itself and forget they even existed.

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I thought Spellotape was what they used to try and fix the busted wand, to no avail

Molestation is a huge factor but in reality it’s from retard mothers who are frustrated and just scream “GO POOPY” at their child until it’s face turns purple from shame, confusion and pain.

Its Unplottable. Cannot appear on maps

it has no transmissions, it has flibflobs which you can turn on and off and it changes your speed according to its current fliblobolubs levels.

It is. Just pointing out its jks jk

Why would it need one? The wheels don't need to move for it to fly

Why does the engine need to be on then? Tell me what the point of a combustion engine is in something like that Rowling

>Why does the engine need to be on then?
What makes you think it does?

It probably doesn't even have one. Mr Weasley likely just vanished it and stuck a load of spells on it to make it do shit.

Dunno why it randomly became alive though. Was that ever explained?

This
youtube.com/watch?v=szEFdhOHtrI
You can clearly hear the cylinders firing

Its still a drivable car

He took apart the engine, put spells on everything, and put it back together

>posted from an iphone

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How does a combustion engine contribute to a flying cars speed? If it doesn't why even have one?

Jokes on you I posted from a Sony phone.

Fucked if I know then. Maybe he added the sound effects because he thpught they were needed? In the book the ministry has a bunch of TARDIS style bigger on the inside cars as well.

Book doesn't specify because no one does that kind of shit to machines except Arthur Weasley

>Wizards are to blame for the gay engine sound emulators in modern cars
Magical genocide when?

Have sex

>I'll take the lot

Did this mean he literally just bought the whole cart? what kind of a dick thing to do is that? not only can you not eat all the fucking sweets even with 2 people because it's way too much, but you also fuck over the rest of the kids in the train that might have bought some. You also can't take the candy off the train since you never see them offload the candy.

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it literally has to do with blood purity

huh so thats why i like anal so much

I took it as he bought one of everthing for both of them

all of that said you don't even need magic just get yourself an elf

If a wizard is a virgin when he becomes 30 he turns into a muggle

do muggles have a blank spot in all records and maps that no one has ever visited? it would seem a place like that would gain a reputation

They made Trainspotting to discourage tourism to the area
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Because they were kids going on an adventure. As the cast grew older apparently the stories had to become more "mature" and they failed miserably.

People get spooky vibes and shit from places all the time without thinking its a great wizard conspiracy. Muggle maps probably show generic terrain features and no one ever goes there to see if its different.

You think this because you're a 40 year old man and not a 17 year old. You're complaining about kids books that transition into YA.

>tfw when you feel the need to shit, it means some wizard teleported his shit inside you
>tfw muggles are wizard world's sewer

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