American Psycho

Can we actually discuss this movie for once without 'muh dubs' meme??

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no, dubs and you're dead

Checked and thread wrecked.

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based

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No, trips and YOU are dead kiddo

you plebs, this is how you do it

fuck jannies fuck trannies fuck women fuck dorsia

also check em

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do you like huey lewis and the news

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OP btfo

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looks liek jannies are fucked.

Very well said sir

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its too late, you've summoned dubs man.

impressive, very nice

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holy shit hahaha

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We caught a pic of op.

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OP here

Just fucking kill me already

Off to a good start lads

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Bateman's the kind of guy who gets his nails done while wearing gucci loafers in his fancy german car, if you sneed what I mean

>Excuse me, I'm TRYING to get dubs

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Dubs and your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

Not to be a total faggot, but Gucci started sliding in a major way in 1983 when Rodolfo Gucci died and his son fired his uncle and fucked up the business so hard that he had to sell it to Bahrainis before he was murdered by a hitman his ex-wife had hired. They were rehabilitating the brand throughout the 90s, when Tom Ford was made creative director in 1994, and now, well, we all know.

Anyway, American Psycho takes place in the late 80s, and I think it's unlikely that Bateman would be wearing Gucci then.

op btfo

fpbp

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The only way it could be better is if his morning routine monologue was ten minutes longer. In the book it feels like an entire chapter unto itself.

3 off fuck

nice get, nigger

It's hard to mentality separate Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne but that's okay.

oh snap look at those digits

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its inevitable!

Alright I finally watched this movie a few weeks ago can someone actually tell me what happened at the end?
>Drags Paul allens body through the apartment building with blood spilling everywhere
>Uses his apartment to kill all those girls
>no bodies are discovered when it goes up for sale
>Lawyer dude says paul is alive?
Im missing a lot of details and should have posted it when it was fresh in my mind

Lets see Paul Allens dubs

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B A S E D

Dunking on the jannies like it ain't no thing.

So close and yet so far.

Anyone had sea urchin ceviche? I heard it's great.

nice, very nice

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You take it two ways, all of his killings never happened they were just what he wrote in his notebook, or you take it as he did kill all those people but it's a critique on society at the time with how every business man was the same and no one had any idea who each other was since they were all so similar. Remember Paul Allen having the same haircut as Bateman

If dubs then i won't play video games today and will work on my Coursework

if trips you will

Check'em

So close to playing vidya pal. Looks like it's your face in your books.

Pretty much everything in the books was longer/more elaborate. You also get a lot more details about what Bateman did to his victims. In the movie some things happen under the sheets/offscreen while in the book you get the desciption of what nails he put where and what tool he uses to apply them.
The book is somewhat long-winded in describing everything. But it feels that is just part of the character of Bateman. You get a sense of what things are important for him.
I liked the movie. But the book is even better.

Also checkem

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Checked

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Let's see paul allens dubs

Blessed thread

The estate agents sweep under the rug not to lose money selling the place in the end.

Based. Never let these fags take our epic repeating digits meme from us

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yeah, this thread is looking pretty FUCKING BASED if you ask me. Also FUCK niggers.

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Checked my man

blessed thread?
notice how most of the posts are dubs or off by one.

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>off by one
The closer you get to dubs without getting them, the worse it is. Dubs is a lucky number. Almost dubs is a very unlucky number.

dubs logged throat clogged

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Life is truly pain

okay this is based

It just keeps going.

k...keep me dubbed

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It blows the fuck out of leftism.
Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.

Timothy Bryce:
Like what?

Patrick Bateman:
Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
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And the restaurant menu scene in the beginning is spot on and pure kino

the underlying social commentary is basically saying all these fuckers are identical and conforms to society to a fault, which relates to hip to be square. so bateman got away with all his crimes because no one can actually identify anyone as who they really are

FPBP

BASED AND DUBSPILLED

OP BTFO

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Yes it is!

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AGGHHHH END THIS NIGHTMARE

ffffffUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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OP on suicide watch

AAAAAAAAAAGH

Did you know you can get dubs by wishing really hard? Watch this.

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No can do, got a res at Dubsia
GREAT ... repeating digits

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Check out these wide dubs

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>this thread

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Losing your grip, Paul. Be careful, you wouldn't want to be like Bateman, would you?

its very cool Bateman, but thats noting, check these

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This thread is cursed. There are no more dubs to be had.

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If dubs then this thread is not cursed

impressive, now lets see paul allens card

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look bro, I understand where you're coming from and all that you've been through
but you need to kill yourself asap for ignoring my dubs
im sorry but thats just the way it is

look at that, off white, raised digits

I don't see any dubs.

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my god

DUBS?

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suck cocksuckers

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AAAH

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close, but no cigar

the real MVP

checked

Dubs and Heavenly Pete does his duty

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go to hell you piece of shit and die finally
my dubs protect me

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Looks like dubs are back on the menu

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dub on this boomer meme

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Blessed thread

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nice almost dubs

My favourite scene is the one at Dubsia

niger

Bane.

You can't discuss it without memes, because the entire movie is just one edgy meme about a cool Yuppie dude killing and fucking people and one-upping other with business cards.

I mean it's still funny, but about as deep as a South Park episode.

FUCK THE JANNIES

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Check em

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oh hey it’s the based thread

Some of it has to be in his head though right? I can see him magically getting away with the murders, but blowing up a police car?

Could it be possible that everything was covered up by his father, who "pratically owns" P&P?

Based post

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>they didn't include the part where Patrick thought about using the uzi in his locker in the gym
>they didn't include the part where Bateman gets told how the japanese are taking over and thus he goes out and kills a delivery boy but it turns out the restaurant he was working for was chinese
It cracked me up when he said "sorry" to the kid he just killed

sneed

Does that shit actually work?

you guys like Huey Lewis and the News?

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Depends on your lifestyle
If youre like bateman where your life is devoted to work and making yourself "perfect" yea itll work.
Its effort though, personally i prefer to skip most of the "living healthy" bullshit and do whatever the fuck I want as long as im having fun.

Dont waste youre time trying to live forever, have fun and live a life where youd be happy to die tomorrow

What a based thread full of repeating digits!!!

>Well, we have to end apartheid for one.
>slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.
>provide food and shelter for the homeless
>oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights
>promoting equal rights for women.
>promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
This is literally what leftists promote, lol. Not sure how this supposedly "blows the fuck out of leftism".

t.fat and unshaven dyel

Sure

Nice

BIG OOF

All of this is bad by the way

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK NIGGERS

Checked

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checkem

I've actually never gotten dubs and I've posted here for years.

Good job

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Bryce was the best character dubs confirm

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lol I liek movies

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rollin'

good one

Wrong
Im some tall thin motherfucker who has a high metabalism and can drink like a machiene.
Fuck going to the gym everyday. Thats like 2 hours a day of fucking around with your buddies or girls that youll never get back.

I THINK DORSIA SUCKS

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kek

etc

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Obviously, don't you think that's implied when the ATM asks him to feed it a cat? It's even more ambiguous in the book, to be honest.

Checked

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Mods please ban these faggots this is the reason why we can't ever discuss this movie it's against global rule #3 so do your jobs

Very based indeed

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