Is popped corn actually a decent theater food or is it just a meme?

Can you guys not bring food/drinks into the cinemas in the US? Here in Australia cunts rock up with half a grocery store worth of things. The only thing that you cant bring in is hot/cooked foods due to health reasons/liabilities

No you can't, even though tickets here are overpriced they still make most of their money off concessions. Women can sneak shit in with their purses but for men it's much harder, if you have a backpack or something they can search it or ask you to leave if you refuse.

wow thats pretty shit. local cinemas do tickets for $10.50 and the quality if p decent, other cinemas around the country ask for anything from $20-$30 to even $45 if youre seeing it at some special imax shit.
That actually really sucks dude, I usually grab a frozen pepsi from kfc or a drink from a store for a dollar instead of dropping 8 bucks on 1L.
Just wear a puffy jacket I suppose?

In cold places yeah I imagine a big jacket can work, here in Florida I use baggy cargo pants with very large pockets

Not supposed to, but if you don't sneak in sno-caps from the dollar tree you're doing it wrong imo.

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Pickle Rick XD

yes, as long as its organic fair trade popped corn

You are sitting still in a theatre, eat protein you massive faggot

>implying I'm not on a Grindr date

Popcorn is cheap to make and a fucking lot easier to clean than goddamn peanuts.

> no bare feet
What the fuck were they thinking?

I think they'll be revealed in the sequel. In the first one she loses her socks.

>tfw you thought it was shelby wearing monte's hoodie by the catalog thumbnail

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>popped corn

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Why can't mutts go a couple of hours without having to shovel all manner of shite down their pie holes?

ate some popcorn tonight ama

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this is based off a 4k caloric diet, yes?

Bought a microwave popcorn bowl and now I can’t stop making a big bowl of homemade butter popcorn everyday
god my teeth are so full of popcorn bits

Is popcorn without butter or salt healthy?
Like if I get a bag of kernels and pop them myself am I eating gud?

It's not really nutritious in any way, but not bad for you either. Just a few hundred calories that'll fill up your appetite.

Any of you anons have this? It's a god-tier deal. $24 to watch up to 12 movies a month. Anything, dolby, imax, all that bullshit. I'm pretty sure some of those tickets cost more than the subscription itself, which is retardedly good. I already have $5 in rewards after watching 6 movies so I can buy overpriced food.

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best theater food is amphetamines, trust me.

Technically no, but I've never failed to sneak food in. I think most employees wouldn't care unless you didn't even bother to hide it. Years ago at a mall movie theater I walked in with a bag of panda express in my hand and they said nothing, maybe because I bought it from the mall food court.

Popcorn is the ultimate theatre food, especially when doused in copious amounts of butter and salt. That being said, reminder

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>Not smuggling in avocados and frozen grapes in your cargo shorts

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i once had a large popcorn and icee for breakfast while watching an early bird movie. not too bad

>Captain D's
>Good

>DQ
>Edible

>IHOP
>Absolutely disgusting

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i'd tell you to eat shit, but based on your tier chart you already do

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I've seen some bad [wrong] opinions on this board but holy shit

Have you tried fast food before?

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Absolute state of that sub-pleb-tier list

It's just a meme.

I really like the oils they put on it, it's delicious. They give you SO MUCH though, and it's so salty; the entire point being it's dirt cheap and makes you buy their overpriced beverages. And everyone in burgerland without an ounce of self restraint becomes a fucking cow.

Being a thin man in the land of Michelin men is lonely.

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>KFC
>top

>no Churchs
you fucking amateurs

Not him but Church's is pretty mediocre 2bh

Every time I'm in the same room as KFC I take a shit that registers on the Richter scale. Never had that problem with Church's.

>buy overpriced pre-popped corn at the theator
>not bringing in your own private corn popping machine and popping the corn fresh every time you want to take a bite

What do I sneak into Godzilla tomorrow? I was thinking of bringing in something that doesn't make a mess (ie no tacos or shit with crumbs)

I'm sorry to hear of your bowel woes but Church's belongs in roughly the same tier that KFC does

>Not sneaking crab legs in
Do people actually do this?

How about some self control and no calories, fat boy?
>imaging going 2 hours without eating
woah

It is so hard to eat anything at a theater when I am cutting. Popcorn has so many calories because of the carbs. No good fats or good amount of protein.

McChicken/McDouble, nuggets, chocolate from the 99 cent store, hotdog made at home wrapped in foil strapped to your ankles, tacos from jack in the box, etc

I watched it yesterday. Got a burger, removed everything other than the chicken and ate that. Believe it or not, that was the healthiest thing to eat there.

You don't need to eat when watching a film.

i usually bring in a flask of liqour and sunflower seeds, i just spit the seeds on the floor quietly.

wrong

this

popcorn is the snack of brainlets

who here /regal/

Amerilards do. 90 minutes is far too long for an ameriblob to go without consuming something.

Popcorn is a low calorie food and butter isn't that bad for you

Shit bait

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>Zaxbys in God-tier
Bless you sir

are you an idiot?

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Gay

Do you know what a quarter pound of popcorn looks like?

Just eat grapes instead of popcorn- fills you just as much and they're mostly water

who the fuck wants to eat crumby water?

why can burgers do anything at all without stuffing food in their gob?

>Is popped corn actually a decent theater food

No.

>touch money and doors and then you have to eat with your hands
>get your hands covered in oils and salts
>it can spill everywhere
>they overfill the bags
>cost is hyperinflated

>eating sugar
Just have a nice, fat, juicy steak about 30 mins before the kino begins and you'll be nice and full. Suck on a peppermint or something during.

I eat salt and vinegar crisps and drink cola

Honestly, if i want to eat something, i go to a fucking restaurant, not the cinema. Anyone saying otherwise or saying shit like "b-but muh experience" is part of the problem. Fuck cinemas, they're dishonest.

>2 tickets at cheap theater
>2 medium popcorns
>2 medium sodas
>$43

How can anyone claim a normal food chain is disgusting? I get having opinions on which is better, but to call ihop or firehouse or subway “absolutely disgusting” is lying to your tastebuds and everyone else.

>land of the free
what a joke lmao
a ticket here costs 3 to 10 dollars depending on location and screening ie regular or imax
and i can bring in my backpack and its not allowed legally for them to search it

i still buy popcorn though, cinema popcorn is the best

i prefer chocolate raisins

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its an old meme from post-war boom in america

Why can't you go a couple of hours without thinking about Americans

Buncha crunch = based and redpilled. Popcorn = cringe and bluepilled. Mr. Pibb = wholesome and ironpilled