Why don’t you join the Air Force Yea Forums?
Fly fighter jets.
Why don’t you join the Air Force Yea Forums?
Oliver Gutierrez
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Health
Owen Morales
Maverick was in the Navy, brainlet.
Asher King
bad eyes
Camden Wright
Maverick is a Navy Aviator.
Top Gun was aimed at recruiting people for the USN, not the Air Force.
Grayson Roberts
To fat to fit in a fighter jet desu
Elijah Howard
You need perfect 20/20 eye vision. And im blind as fuck
Thomas Miller
What are some kinos about the death of a great legend at the hands of short sighted politicians
Dominic Adams
That's classified
Juan Wood
What could have been.
Jeremiah Allen
I’m not a midget
Austin Evans
just get lasik
Jayden Gutierrez
Because I'm blind and stupid.
>tfw joined Navy to at least work on planes but wound up on a submarine instead
Easton Morgan
>just let a laser literally rip your eye open leaving your night vision a fucking mess for life
No.
Nolan Morris
>night vision a fucking mess
I thought they fixed that?
Christian Powell
I'm scared of driving. Got my first drivers license at 30 years old and I've only driven exclusively when I had an obligation at work (4 or 5 times). I almost shat myself when someone honked at me.
Sebastian Ross
I am
>You need perfect 20/20 eye vision
You need 20/20 corrected vision and no worse than 20/70 uncorrected vision.
Liam Green
I would. And I unironically believe i would be good at it. But I reckon they would deem me 'unfit to shovel shit' . Must be a kick to fly million dollar equipment though.
Ryan Butler
What a spineless faggot
Lucas Rogers
Mentally stunted when it comes to advanced math.
Also had too much protein in my pee so they disqualified me from service in EVERY branch
Luke Johnson
You need to know advanced math to fly?
Thomas Cooper
for the asvab shit, also the air force was more picky when it came to the grade you got.
Nathaniel Powell
>at MEPS getting ready to join the navy
>fail the depth perception test
I literally can't do any of the jobs I wanted.
Henry White
You just got lucky friend
Adam Taylor
Playing
Playing with the boys
Staying
Playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Angel Ward
My uncle drove a tank once. That's about as close as I got to expensive gear. Why don't they trust me?
Colton Nguyen
My vision is too shit to be a flyboy ;__;
John Johnson
I actually wanted to be a "naval aviator" as a kid.
Sad part is I probably could have done it if I hadn't changed to wanting to be a scientist. Which I mean I am one now, but I kinda wish I'd done that instead.
Jack Butler
No diabetics allowed.
Trannies are totally cool though.
FML
Logan Nguyen
took ritalin when i was 12
Alexander Watson
Trannies are not cool though
Jaxon Wright
I’m a certified retard
Gavin Thompson
You can have corrected vision and fly.
But considering you gave up without looking into it, you're not a candidate.
Isaiah Sanchez
Why did Goose bleed out light green predator blood?
Eli Davis
Yes
Christopher Williams
Most of the anons here couldn't get past army boot, let alone flight school.