Has anyone tried unironically his morning skincare routine ? Does it work ?

do white people really not use moisturizer?

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Not men.

have sex

Only incels who think it’s unmanly moisturizing and exfoliating and simple scented lotion is awesome

t. Hideous virginal wall of gelatinous human with blazing acne

It works, I do it every morning. Altough I stuff my face with kebab, so I'm still fat

Maybe a few times in my life. My skin is fine.

Same kabab and Italian food

lol fagboy

I have never put anything on my skin and its always been clear. Yeah I get a few zits now and then because thats a fucking normal biological function but all those facial cleansers and shit are literally designed to dry your skin out and give you more. It's the same with makeup, it totally fucks up your complexion and everything so girls have to wear it all the time.

Post pic of skin

Like ugh, I'm so tired of toxic males thinking I'm not manly for wanting to take care of my skin. Just because I like paying $17 for a nice side shaved haircut at my local salon and get my cuticles pushed does not make me gay alright? I only sucked Raul once because I forgot my wallet that one time.

I can guarantee your skin is not okay

you pay less than $17 dollars for a haircut? at that point just do it yourself, youll like just as shit

I can assure you my foreskin is intact unlike yours.

if you say so my dude. Go lather more clearasil on your face because everyone knows that everybody was covered in acne before they invented that shit

just dont drink too much alcohol and make sure you drink enough water and you will look fine

also, excessive time out in the sun will age you, and being a fat fuck will too.

/fa/ reporting in, it's not a very good skincare routine and in fact some of the effects/reasoning Bateman mentions are contradictory

thinking about what a gay post this is

>he pays over $20 for a cut
lmao, my cuts are great and I go to a beaner shop, they cost $15
>he probably gets his hair cut by a woman, at a salon, like some sort of metro faggot

Based informed effay poster

There’s a difference between acne and other cleaners and basic moisturizers and exfoliating once a week

Same thank god im not an American where they mutilate their children like cattle

elaborate /fa/g on why

i get my hair cut by a fat samoan at a barber shop in new zealand for $31 bucks or 20 USD

>Tfw obese alcoholic who works outside in the sun

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i don't want more guys to get into skincare cause it'll continue to just make me look so much better in comparison.
>yeah...i just use water :)

>exfoliating once a week
but swallowing semen twice a day right?

is it as shitty as a $20 sports clip hair cut? probably not if he's a barber and not some random chick

>men should rub steel wool on their bodies and sand their faces
I use the generic form of the basic Neutrogena face wash (Cetyl alcohol and Salicylic acid) and Curel lotion for my body. Both are relatively cheap unless you use too much

Yes, not as intense but have used a few products daily all life.
The proof it works is people still ask for my I.D. the rare occasion I drink

the "anti-aging eye balm" and "face mask" are unnecessary but
>water
>exfoliate
>cleanse
>moisturize
>sunscreen
is basic face care and widely practiced by women and guys with a face worth taking care of.

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Those digits. Also fags arguing in the thread should post a pic of their face with timestamp, censor your eyes if you are so worried about being identified.

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i dont know what this means

What I do is because I work and sweat everyday I just use some basic scrub with and moisturizer or coconut oil after and twice a week exfoliate in between with a charcoal scrub too and in a month it’s improved incredibly and costs 30 a month or I just steal the stuff

I just put 91% rubbing alcohol on my face after a shower and in the afternoon.

No by using exfoliating scrub I use the nutragina one it’s oretty good and cheap

Just take fish oil everyday and exfoliate with baking soda 1x per week and don’t use soap that dries out your face. If you have zits go on accutane. The end.

"exfoliating" is a meme just wash your fucking face

I use plain soap instead of shaving cream. I put regular skin lotion on my face after I shave. That's it.

I wash my face with warm water when I shower and that's it. My face is spotless.

just derma roll that shit twice a day 7 days a week, put some neosporin on afterwards, and you're cream cheese

something interesting from the director's commentary is that a lot of brands refused to allow their products to be shown or named in the movie. The book has him saying hundreds of specific brands and products because he parrots consumer trend magazine articles verbatim in place of a personality. But the movie had to do a lot of fake brands or use the few that would allow it.

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>accutane
And go suicidal and insane? Nah.

>derma roll

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Dermarolling that much seems unesscary unless it’s a small needle size

Stop feeding him you stupid fucking moron.

generally for man yes
Women who wear makeup absolutely need to exfoliate though

COPE

I work a skilled construction trade and I still wash my face with cetaphil twice a day. Have sex.

Disgusting. You should use product on your skin no more than twice a weak. Other than that nothing running water and a good scrub won't do.

>cetaphil
>"product"
You're trying too hard.

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you are going to sleep soon and start posting again in around 7.5 hours. you post around 6 to 10 times an hour, every waking hour, every day.

fuck off muhammad

Fake news

haha what a pathetic faggot, jesus

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So says the virgin. Excellent skin combined with a muscular body is easy mode for approaching women as long as you're 180+.

180 what? faggot units?

The eye balm is fine, you need to hydrate that skin bc it's so delicate and prone to wrinkles, but putting a mask on every day will legit fuck your skin up, it's too much. You shouldn't be doing any combo of masks more than twice a week.

I don't follow his, but I definitely have a routine. I have combination skin that is both oily and dry which is difficult. I shave most days with a safety razor (double edge) and some conditioner. I then wash my face with selsum blue in the shower, as it gets red and flakey if I don't. I use some prescription strength steroid cream to bring down my face inflammation. And that's pretty much it, I don't need to exfoliate because I shave so much. Also, I shave four times every time I shave, once downward, twice across in different directions, and once upwards. And NO AFTERSHAVE because like Bateman says it has alcohol and makes you look old.

LMAOOOOOOO REKT

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I replace the exfoliation after cleanse with applying toner since I don't have the time to wait for a mask. Works though.

180 cm, shorty.

better skin than you two

Why do you guys care so much about taking care of your face when your boyfriend is just going to be looking at the back of your head?

have sex

>As Seen in 'American Psycho'!

It's feminine.

>he things 180cm is tall

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So my wife can watch in comfort

My skin is naturally greasy so moisturizers just feel like grease to me.

I’m 182cm barefoot. Taller than you :)

>his wife watches him have gay sex
Kinky.

I just wash my face in the morning with warm water. When I take a bath I use soap to scrub my face.

There is an idea of this user, some kind of abstraction...

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lol I bet your skin sucks

I didn't say you needed to be tall, I was stating the cut off height for short which nullifies all physical attributes.

>182 cm
No idea why anyone would brag about being mediocre. Maybe you should have sex.

Now that I'm 30 I want to start, but I'm afraid I'll look like a gay guy with a midlife crisis. There are routines that work.

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>a gay guy with a midlife crisis
Just embrace it, bro. No one cares that you are a cockhound.

this is an example of toxic masculinity for anyone wondering what the difference is between masculinity and toxic masculinity.

Imagine having your absolute physical prime captured on film. You think Christian Bale feels bad when he watches it back?

Do you think washing your face and moisturizing is going to make it look like you're wearing makeup? It doesn't, it will tighten your pores, reduce redness, and make you look healthier and vigorous.

EXFOLIATE
SCRUB
ASTRINGENT
MOISTURIZER
UVA/UVB BLOCKER
TAKE A SHOWER
HIT THE WEIGHTS
GET A CLUE

Toxicity is an opinion.

Not being a tripfag is also an option.

He said opinion not option.

My face is baby enough without that

Just wipe your face with a paper towel soaked in diluted apple cider vinegar before bed every night. Thank me later.

Cleanser
Toner
Moisturizer
(Sun screen if you go out)
That's the only thing you need if you want to still look fine when you reach 40

>Does it work?
Patrick looked like 30 yo in his 27, what do you think?

>This might not be bullshit
I'm skeptical but intrigued.

Just do it, it's cheap and takes no time at all. Works way better than any of that proactive bullshit

Putting bengay on your balls also gives them a smoother finish.

You're afraid of looking like a gay guy, but you have this saved for some reason?

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jesus christ those numbers

Also, it was more of a metaphor.

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>falling for the cosmetic jew
You beautiful beautiful golem

dilate

wow, you managed to be an even bigger faggot than the tripfag you're quoting. great job.

>not having a local barber in your contacts
kek fucking moron. they charge $15 usually for just a crew cut

I went through a really stupid patch of toxic masculinity and didn't really take care of myself. Luckily, my skin is pretty okay as long as I just basically wash it. I've wised up now. What a fool. We all have skin.

Why would he? If anything, it feels good to see your self at your best when you aren't able to reach that anymore. I always enjoyed fapping it to a sextape I made with a stream thot nympho I dated in the past. Was the peak of my sexual partners for sure.