What was the last thing you sneaked into the theater?
Speed and chocolate. On different occasions
Sneed and chocolate?
Cocaine. Me and my friend got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory bar and then went to see The Predator at 10pm and we were the only ones in there so we did bumps throughout the movie and kept yelling and stuff. The movie was shit btw
Sneed and Chucklate?
you took a bag of frozen wings to the theater?
no i cooked them first
nothing better than being alone in a movie theater with friends, drugged up or drunk. i don't have any friends left and i don't go out to watch movies anymore, but i have fond memories.
a can of beans
You cooked SIX pounds of frozen wings and brought them into the theater?
this
i remember smoking weed at some shitty graffiti movie and the manager was standing at the exit looking at us then left now i got no friends and drink every day
it's probably more like 5.5 pounds after you cook them and the bones are a lot of the weight
*snuck*
Cocaine would have only made that movie better.
i didn't sneak anything, but one time i masturbated in a movie theater.
I snuck into 8 legged freaks when I was 10.
I only go once a year. We were trying to see Let the Corpses Tan at this independent theater but they fucked up on their website and swapped the date for its only screening with some rat documentary so we missed it by a day. We then decided to go to the Regal downtown. I wasted my only cinema trip of 2018 on that stupid movie. Going to waste this year's too, on fucking Godzilla which will suck. But me and a few friends are doing the Cheesecake factory/kino viewing again so it'll be fun at least
MDMA so I won't remember anything
Oh trust me it did, we railed a huge line off the little swivel desk things they give you right as the lab escape started, shit ruled but made us want cigarettes really bad
*chuck*
Speed? Why? Just do it beforehand.
Hidden Blades are probably among the most stupid weapons ever conceived
iirc i was already awake for some time and in those cases i always had some with me in case my energy would suddenly fade or something. not doing that shit anymore though, at some point it starting to feel dirty
you snuck your jizz onto the floor
i bet you threw the bones on the floor you greasy fuck
if you pooped on the floor you wouldn't say you snuck your poop into the theater
no i came in my pants, i didn't cum on the floor i was in a near full house.