Disneland's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge is open

>there was a blue milk drinking scene for Luke so that disney could sell blue milk at a star wars amusement park

It makes so much sense now that I feel stupid for not realizing it earlier.

>onions-s will actually stand for 4+ hours to buy milk and get into a video game simulator

>lands somewhere between the delicious flavors of doodh soda and a pineapple-coconut slushie.

Okay...
I don't care.

>Star Wars land.
>No one is able to dress up.
>$12 for a beer.
>$16-30 a plate.
>One ride.
Oh, nuts.

I disagree.

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>No one is able to dress up.

Excuse me?

This is depressing.

It's basically a middle east bazaar to buy star wars merch.

The blue milk was a thing in Episode IV dumb dumb, but it came from Aunt Beru's tits that time instead of a beach going monstrosity.

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Fair enough user. If you like it, you like it.

When do you think you'll take your wife and kids with you

Basically colored horchata.

200 dollars to “make your own lightsaber.”
Pass.

If they were going to do this they should have made a whole new park at Disney World instead of cramming a tiny Star Wars land into their existing parks. The full immersion concept is neat, but I don't understand how that is supposed to work when the place is just so small, and you have to walk through cowboy or fairy tale land to get there.

They have to block a lot more to avoid other non-Star Wars attractions to be seen.

Turning a once well-regarded story into a strip mall of souvenir shit and hangar-bay food rip-offs. Good for them.

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>this thread

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>You can't make this up
that stuff can be bought at literally every grocery store, no one's shocked. The only thing surprising is that it isn't lactose free milk since it tastes the same and pretty much everyone can drink it.

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Dude, it’s a fucking scam.
Welcome to the Star Wars store where you can buy Jedi crystals. WTF kinda new agey shit is this?

Who can I fondle and where am I supposed to jerk off in this land?

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Good philosophy

Like how a baker shouldnt be forced to bake a cake for a couple of knob jockeys

Star Wars has always been a grotesque marketing machine. The whole franchise is built on selling toys to children, then selling video games to man children.

Damn she's much cuter

Sad!

that pricing is equivalent to the rest of disneyland, so thats nothing new

the not being able to dress up thing is definitely strange, especially being what it is

the one ride thing is eh, they advertised it would open with one ride for months so eh, i mean if you expected them to have both rides open, thats more on you than them

what really sucks is that the one ride that is open, sucks balls. its all button based and not at all like what was originally announced years ago, the dark ride actually seems like its going to be better when initially it sounded like smugglers run was going to be amazing

Those rags really are ugly

Why couldnt we get a sexy rey

I'm sure they accomplished that just fine, but how am I supposed to get fully immersed into a Star Wars experience when to get there you have to walk past Sleeping Beauty's castle or the riverboat ride? Its just too drastic a shift for too small of an area, the concept deserves a dedicated theme park not a hole in the wall just barely crammed in between other stuff.

>If they were going to do this they should have made a whole new park at Disney World instead of cramming a tiny Star Wars land into their existing parks.
That would have worked, but I guess they got lazy.

They could have created an entire world with aliens and stuff that you could have gotten lost in.

Well, yeah. The point I was trying to make is that this is a shameless cash-in.

They really should have made it a separate theme park.

she should be nude

Star Wars — in a strip mall far, far away...

This.
Galaxys edge should have been a 5th Park at World and as is at Land. If anything, having the expansion at Hollywood studios makes me want to visit that shithole even less.

I saw a twitter post of Mark Hamill. He said Blue milk was legit milk. Green Milk was coconut water that they edited to look like green milk.

That isn't shocking at all. Lactose intolerant are retards

real milk would get bad in the summer florida/california heat

Who cares

Will they like it?

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It is a cost thing. Each and every one of the Galaxy's Edge lands cost over a $1 billion to make. Doing an entire theme park would have been more than they paid for Star Wars all on its own.

Wouldn't be surprised if I'm not the first to bring this up but...
Ever notice how Lukes clothing got darker in each movie? You'd think they'd the same with Rey
>Why would they need to do that?
I don't know, just seems poetic, kinda like a rhyme

The food at disneyland is bad with one or two single menu item exceptions in the entire park and periphery.
You're better off eating powerbars.

all the spaceships look like crappy foam props without cinematic lighting. can't believe they just threw that shit out in daylight like that fully revealing the crappiness of it all lmao

I heard a rumor once that he lost his dick and balls in an accident and got a huge settlement

Well couldnt they just use the profits they made from the new f-

Oh

>Lazy cash-in.
>A nerd mecca that rakes in what it's worth in a few years.
Take your pick. They could have even done different ones across all of their parks to give people an excuse to visit all of them.

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They put ice in it too!

Blue milk should taste like shit for authenticity since it was poor farmers drinking it.

>its nearly ALL disney wars shit
Let's also not ignore the fact there is ZERO EU/Legends representation even though it's a key part of the franchise, and that most of the iconic non-movie material is from Legends.

How the fuck do you pay a billion dollars for this rundown stripmall?

Wrong dickhead. My local Morrocan diner is dirt cheap and tasted better than that expensive shitty gourmet restaurant i took my mom to for her bday

well, i mean, disneyland is itself a shameless cash-in of all of their IPs, but that hasn't stopped people from going there since the 60s soooo why be bothered?

Spending $1 billion isn't a lazy cash in. Lazy would have been redressing all of the Tomorrow Lands into Star Wars land, putting low amounts of effort into retheming all the attractions and locations into vaguely Star Wars related stuff.

what are you on about?

for me, star wars is about kylo ren and porgs. it's iconic. it's part of the cultural zeitgeist.

disney told me it was.

she wore kind of almost rotj luke-ish clothes on her mission to kill ? kylo? in tlj. they disgustingly put rey back in her fucking junk trader outfit for some reason in the new one

No shit you dumbfuck. It lasts longer than fat milk. How do you not understand basic ingredients and chemicals

Technically Rex is from Legends/extended EU canon
youtube.com/watch?v=GYHDBm_pbIc

nice email

Because it would clash with the old TFA footage of Fisher

you think normal milk tastes like shit since poor farmers drank that in earth history? lmao you think your fucking lifestyle is better than the past

Yeah, it looks like they made a real effort to make it look like a real shithole.
Totally worth one billion dollars.

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Only employees are allowed to dress up as characters, for obvious security reasons.

That doesn't sound like a good idea, onions allergies are pretty common. How are they going to get warnings across effectively while staying in character/theme? If true some kid is going to end up dying after drinking a glass without realizing what it actually is.

Because it would clash with the old TFA footage of Fisher

oh nononono

She looks like she fucks SeaWorld guys

i just hope the luke rotj legacy saber has the correct ignition sound and its an instabuy from me

>Lactose intolerant are retards
How does intelligence factor into it? Arabs have lower levels of lactose intolerance then east asians, I don't think Arabs are smarter then them. Plus retards are Disney's biggest market.

You stay in the Star Wars hotel at the Florida one.
It supposed to be a ship in orbit, so the windows are all screens showing space and such. It has its own entrance and you have to board a fake shuttle to go in the park

The one in California you can't see anything from the rest of the park except thunder mountain and that blends in with the design

Building custom shit is expensive. The Harry Potter land at Universal cost like $500 million and that is far less fantastical or detailed.

They could have gone with anything and they chose to base it on that shithole that Orange Yoda lived in from TFA.

It looks like old industrial junk that they just put next to some cheap film props.

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It's actually a billion for both, 500 million each. Price stems from the two attractions most likely, Radiator Springs cost the same and 200 million of that was the cars ride that uses the test track system.

It's all grift and insurance scams. Something like 10% of the workers fake or purposely cause injury to get a big fat disability severance.

First thing I see is a balding white guy in glasses.

I've seen articles say each one cost a billion each, have a source for $500m each?

Do you have a source on your alleged articles?

blooloop.com/features/cost-of-star-wars-galaxys-edge/
>Contractors set the valuation of the ongoing work at Disneyland’s Star Wars themed land at more than $185 million, according to Anaheim building permits. The entire Galaxy’s Edge project in Anaheim is estimated to cost in the region of $1 billion.

>If you stay longer than your four-hour reservation window, Disney employees dressed as stormtroopers will escort you out

First wasn't intentional, but since they did it and knew they'd be making two more once Empire started production they made the choice to have that. It's like Vader being his father, wasn't intentionally there for the first but they rolled with it.

Alcohol?! In Disneyland?!
Can Walt experience any further dishonors?

Oga’s Cantina: This bar will serve cocktails and beers in souvenir glasses. It also features musical entertainment courtesy of Rex, a droid that appeared in the park’s existing Star Tours ride based on the “Star Wars” franchise.

Once again, however, be prepared to pay top dollar. A “Yub Nub” — made of Malibu pineapple rum, Sailor Jerry spiced rum, citrus juices and passion fruit in a souvenir mug costs $42 — according to the Disney Food Blog.

Savi’s Workshop: Visitors to this store can construct and purchase — for $200 — their own lightsabers — the famous weapons used by Jedi fighters like Luke Skywalker and Yoda.

Are you from 1989?

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>we are stormtroopers
>what about that new vehicle
>can’t wait to kill some sand people

>Savi’s Workshop: Visitors to this store can construct and purchase — for $200 — their own lightsabers — the famous weapons used by Jedi fighters like Luke Skywalker and Yoda.
Yeah. Let's just make it so that parents have to shell out their kidneys to get their kids the one thing they'd actually want.

Poorfags don't go to Disneyland user

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Pretty sure it’s coconut milk

It’s really nightmarish. The place looks like actual industrial junk they painted some alien symbols on and it’s just a bazaar to buy overly expensive toys and overpriced food and booze.

>get their kids the one thing they'd actually want
This generation doesn't care about Star Wars, it's aimed at millenials and older, who are willing and able to shell out 200$ for worthless carp.

I fucking wish, the place is filled to the brim with them now.

Why couldn't she get pregnant, bros?

I hope the baby comes out mulatto

Disney wants to completely get rid of(or just sweep under the carpet) everything pre-Disney Wars so the children growing up with the sequels will only have nostalgia for Disney Wars.

It's the reason they scrapped the EU. it's the reason they invalidated everything that happened in the PT and OT and had the Sequel characters instead be the ones that make a lasting impact on the galaxy(since declaring the movies non-canon would be suicide), it's the reason they canned TCW and immediately made SW Rebels after(only for that show to be a massive failure, forcing Disney to bring back TCW to appease the old fans), and it's the reason why they only use their shitty nu-wars stuff in advertising and in their theme parks.

>This generation doesn't care about Star Wars, it's aimed at millenials and older, who are willing and able to shell out 200$ for worthless carp.
I don't know why. Disney fucked Star Wars up.

>It's the reason they scrapped the EU.
>it's the reason they invalidated everything that happened in the PT
Funny, a lot of the PT invalidated the EU that came before it.

>The place looks like actual industrial junk they painted some alien symbols on and it’s just a bazaar to buy overly expensive toys and overpriced food and booze.
Pretty much. I can't believe that it cost them $1 Billion to plan and execute this shitfest.

What do you think has created more salt in the halls of the major studios? Paramount's regret over not buying Marvel when they had the chance, Universal not buying the Marvel theme park rights outright, or Disney not being able to use most of Marvel's characters east of the Mississippi and can't do most type of rides outside of there with them?

>I can't believe that it cost them $1 Billion to plan and execute this shitfest
I can. Test Track cost 200 million, which while double the usual major e ticket attraction cost, was still pretty expensive. If they spent that on each ride (mostly in development costs, so the other one in WDW will cost less, and Paris and Hong Kong will likely get ones too later) then that's already 40% right there. Add another 400 million for the themeing (the usual cost for a new land from Disney) and that's now 80% of the cost.

The initial plan was supposedly a lot more ambitious with a separate hotel that looked like it was a spaceship and screens indoor to make it look like it was floating in space.
You’d take a “space shuttle” to get to the planet.
Instead we got “industrial junk stripmall.”

I thought Orlando was getting that stuff?

Isn't that being built at WDW?

Outland. Holy Fuck. I nostalgia'd

I love them! They're having a baby! Comfy as hell vids

faggot

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I wonder if Luke drank that green milk just so DIsney could sell it at their park

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>all of this talking
>he only talks about one ride
what the fuck is nu-disney's problem?

Why are the people in the video using clothes for cold places? Disney is in Florida and I believe Florida is a hot place.

I doubt it will happen, to be honest.

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Me too! I'm genuinely happy for them! They seem like nice people.

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This is in California, though.

Who are they anyway

Thank you.

Tim and Jenn Tracker

>they Literally made the Star Wars Bar Scene™ a real thing

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Not necessarily. The stuff that was affected was just retconned into being about something else.

And back than Lucas didn't wipe the entire EU clean like Disney did.

I'd rather suck Len Testa's circumcised cock than watch their white trash video blogs

>Tim and Jenn Tracker
Oh, it's some e-celebs. I'll pass, thanks.

>$42
*breathes in*

Non-Aryans have trouble with milk (odin's gift to his chosen) so it kind of makes sense.

>What are you, some kind of theme park nerd? What a shitload of fuck

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jesus christ

Not really, it wasn't until TCW that Lucas started fucking around with old EU stuff like retconning everything about Dathomir and the Nightsisters (which themselves were based on concept art for Darth Maul), the prequels themselves resulted in only very minor retcons. Pre-TPM, the EU was highly focused on Post-ROTJ events, then there was other stuff set 5,000 plus years in the past. Lucas's Star Wars doesn't really start until 1,000 years before ANH when Bane crashes the Sith Order with one survivor and implements the rule of two.

Lucas did his own thing but outside of the clone wars timeline he was mostly hands off aside from high level edicts like "stop making fucking wookiee jedi". SW EU was pretty coherent aside from TCW timeline being totally fucked up due to being split between comics, books, cartoons and TV shows and The Force Unleashed completely fucking up the rise of the rebellion era. Also 10,000 different death star plan thefts since every other video game used that as its macguffin.

Most of the details regarding the Clone Wars in the Thrawn trilogy were invalidated.

This man does not know what a vagina looks like.

>Non-Aryans have trouble with milk
Arabs can drink it, as can certain African populations.

somebody in a video overview of the area said it was coconut milk with something else added to it

there probably wouldn't be enough demand for it to justify the opportunity cost of something the size of disneyland in a good location with only star wars stuff because they would want to keep it open for 30+ years and get rid of old attractions and build new ones every few years (which limits what stuff you can build if you wanted the park to be canonical to the universe of the movies) for it unless they didn't spend much money on what they built and somehow people would still be happy with it. additionally, building a new park at the wrong time can just end up cannibalizing tick sales from other disney parks and not increase ticket sales well enough.

also some kids and adults just don't find outer space stuff or knights with swords very appealing and if star wars was built in a park that had other stuff besides star wars stuff then they park might have other stuff those people might be more interested in.

also, replicating the area in both disneyland and disney world helps with costs of creating stuff which couldn't as easily be done if a single park was made. although, technological developments and expertise developed in making the park could be used in different ways for other things at other parks, but it's not as simplistic of a benefit as replicating an area.

The lightsabers are honestly pretty reasonably priced. From the videos I've seen they are about on par with those Force FX replica lightsabers quality wise and those go for $150 or higher deepening on the one you get.

Is there any planet that looks like this in the movies?

>here is your official Star Wars™ blue milk, sir
>that will be 8.99 plus tip

Those details are few and easy to overlook.

>A “Yub Nub” — made of Malibu pineapple rum, Sailor Jerry spiced rum, citrus juices and passion fruit in a souvenir mug costs $42

Who is this even for? Alcoholics? People under 5' / 152 cm? Isn't the point of drinking to get drunk? You'll have to drink over hundred dollars to get the nu-wars cantina experience.

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The planet of Rihpp-Off.

>obtain milk

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Is Jenny going to work there?

Planet Hollywood

It’s a planet in the Dumb-Shit system.

No

The Nightsisters were created by Star Wars author Dave Wolverton in The Courtship of Princess Leia, a 1994 published by Bantam Spectra.[9] However, the sorceress Charal from the TV-movie Ewoks: The Battle for Endor[19] was retconned into a Nightsister in The Illustrated Star Wars Universe,[23] setting the Force witches' first canonical appearance in 1985.[19]

Wolverton noted in an interview that he sought to create a set of powerful female figures in the Star Wars universe that had been dominated by men at the time, expressing delight that the concept had been picked up by George Lucas for his Darth Maul backstory.[24]

Those were all part of the EU which isn't canon anymore

Yes she will be playing a Slave Leia walk around character, the costume will be screen accurate. So no panties.

jenny’s gonna work on my dick

This pleases me

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They removed the Fagalorians from canon?

/thread

lies, it kills anyone who isn't white.

I'm looking forward to Jenny's review of it!
She's my FAS waifu

They were retconned into a different faction that became a subdivision of shittroopers

>I was an infant when Phantom Menace came out so I don't care

IT'S THE MILLENNIUM FALCOOOOOOOOONNNNN

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Don't worry, Jizz, Droopy McCool and Elan Sleazebaggano are still canon.

I've only ever met white people who are actually allergic to dairy

What about B.J. Dart?

She won't get down on that dick unless you've got a D33 membership

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I am here for onions images.

>The Star Trek: The Experience in Vagas shut down in 2008
Being a Trekkie is pain.

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How long until it folds, though?

Three years

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalation_of_commitment

I've worn robes to Harry potter world twice and no one had cared. In fact, employees seem to enjoy playing off guests in character

The Mouse will enforce his Will and you will Obey the rules. Now Buy, Eat, and enjoy the Rides.

>I've worn robes to Harry potter world twice

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Disney doesn't do that because they don't want kids confusing randos for employees.

>YOU CANT CRITICISE THING I LIKE IT

>some of the stores use scanners to check out goods and some of the merchandise sold in the area has Disney markings on the packages including their address/location and that it was made in China

So, is the area actually like a theme park created by some company called Disney within the Star Wars universe for people in the Star Wars universe to visit and with imaginary places of their place of operation and the good's manufacturing place listed on the goods and the area is one of the few places in the universe that use scanning technology in the universe? Maybe the scanning technology doesn't actually work and was just created for the theme park for some reason and is done just for show. Or are people just supposed to suspend their disbelief and imagine that the business markings and Earth locations on the goods aren't there?

They probably had a similar situation at the GotG ride's store, but I guess it could be said that he adopted Earth technology for his store after he landed although that probably doesn't explain some of the 'meta' stuff possibly on sale that refer to Marvel comics in the store though.

Although the idea that it is a theme park might conflict with future books, video games, and other stuff like possibly movies that might refer to the area or stuff at the area.

Really, a bunch of stuff they have on sale such as Sith holocrons makes for a strange collection of things if it is to be taken seriously as being in the same universe as the movies.

It probably would have been better if they had a different system for purchasing items than regular scanning symbols, but I would guess they did it because they want to be able to easily collect data into the same system that's used with other Disney places and to be more easily able to fix the technology involved.

Stopped watching when she(he) mentioned Luke Skywalker

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>HAHA STAR WARS WORLD IS SO SMALL CD
>DISNEY BTFO FOR REAL THIS TIME

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Wow that's a big strip mall

only opinion that matters

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Just in time for the post-ep 9 crash, and sad, sad reboot/rehash/remake of KOTOR. Sounds about right.

Some of it probably comes down to legal hurdles.

>I've worn Gucci Loafers to Sneed's twice

>be me
>hear of Jungle Cruise movie
>sounds litty
>go on ride
>its just some boat on a track
>with racist caractures to boot
>some rubber elephants tooting and shit
>the tour guide just makes some puns
>its like 5 minutes

How will The Rock save this?

he was already there today, and he loved it

I hope he makes spearchucker jokes

I eagerly await her endless, overwritten, verbose review of it, while being vaguely cute, holding a Star Wars plushie.

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I hope its mealymouthed and filled with edits every 3 seconds

How is it any difference from the rest of the park? What, you think that's a real castle?

>heres a little perspective
>galaxys edge isn’t in the picture
Bravo

>go to Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge ™ with my wife's son
>have to wait in line at Jabba's Jamboree even though I got my super duper mickey mouse fastly abled pass for 599 dollars per entry
>finally get to the front
>they actually play the cantina song!
>give the musicians a tip
>swing on by the Han Solo booth for a photo (Han shot first lol)
>see Watto
>point out to park workers that hes a jewish stereotype and that its racist against the people of Israel
>they still kept him up for some reason
>finally get some alone time when my wife and her son go to Finn's Cinderella room
>get some blue milk and try and find Rose Tico (alas! No luck!)

It was an awesome cool experience folks. Stop trying to talk it down.

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based retard

Compare the crowds. Everyone in the past was so much healthier and attractive.
What happened?

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I absolutely agree, speaking as a knob jockey.

Why would you want to go somewhere that doesn't want your fucking business anyway?

Is this the kind of place only rich people go to?
Just watched OP's video and it seems nice enough if you really like Star Wars but how the fuck do people afford to go to places like that?
I don't know I feel like this is the kind of places I wouldn't even allow myself to think about going to unless I had at least a million dollars on my bank account
How much does one day in a place like this would cost your average visitor, when one drink is like $42? $200 just to build your own dumb lightsaber toy?
It's insane, Star Wars is for kids, it shouldn't be something that only middle-aged wealthy white suburbans can afford

>no dregs in sight

KINO

I could see them film a scene in one of the restaurants or something for a movie and/or miniseries. They'd probably warn people during one of the less popular times of year that the area won't be open to people for a day or two and film then and dub over the sound later. Not that it would be a great idea, but I could see it happening.

Is it the unlabeled thing on the left?

That society had standards. Then hippies and faggots and feminazis said the standards were discriminatory and used arguments from the civil rights era to push the sympathy buttons of the nice society so they could destroy it. Now look at us.

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Oh never mind I think I get it. What a terrible picture

who dis?

I still don't get it, is it supposed to look like a dick?

Our queen.

youtube.com/channel/UC7-E5xhZBZdW-8d7V80mzfg

You're welcome.

This looks more like fucking Anthem

rocco is gonna fucking love it i can tell you right now

>And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power.

The Falcon ride looks pretty lame and I don't want to play a glorified video game while at a park desu, unless it's MiB which is pretty based
The other ride is going to have to be good to make me give a shit about any of this

I don't know why anyone goes to these places. Spend a lot of money to stand in line for lame "rides" and then spend more money on overpriced shitty 7-11 food, in huge crowds of smelly people? Why? What's fun about that?

She's going to live there for a while, yeah.

Nooooo! I don't want her to get tan...

I can't believe nobody's taken her yet.

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It's supposed to resemble steampunk Israel, duh newfags

Why do you assume she's single? Someone is taking all of those pictures of her at the park.

Based

((($42))) same year (((WWII))) started. Merchant of Venice.

Based

>that knobbly black staff she handles
come on. they fucking knew what they were doing

Disney is worth 300bn, they are out of touch

I meant taken her to Club 33.

>Someone is taking all of those pictures of her at the park
That's her Asian pusy slave; Kat.

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No, the children are out of touch.

They're out of time

Imagine going to Disneyland to drink when you should be spending time with your spawn and bonding with them.

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I'm not trying to be mean, just have a honest question:
Does she have a condition? (is she special...) (("retarded?"))(((I sense that from her))) I barley found out about her on Youtube.

Guys, want this fella well done or a little raw? Don't want to overcook.

She's just an adorable, autistic, California girl. Please observe warmly!

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to stick it to the bigots, duh
personally i am very tolerant and would love to see your knob! also i am very excited for disney's star wars land haha. care to meet me somewhere within, perhaps a restroom?

youtube.com/watch?v=8JpbCCKpxQI

here's what the ride looks like

DoomCock did a review:

youtube.com/watch?v=-xkwdAv-uZI

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Can you imagine when episode 9 comes out how utterly insufferable, cringe inducing and pandering the reviews will be? Just fucking imagine:

>So there I was, the credits had ended, the lights were on, and I was there on the ground, on my hands and knees, sobbing, completely sobbing, all the moisture in my body being diverted into my tear ducts. And while I was teary eyed, I could also hear in the theatre the same uncontrollable crying from every other person there. For we all had seen the greatest story ever told, the apotheosis of cinema, and the greatest mainstream weapon against the sexists and racists of the world. And next to me, my wife's son, dressed in xir princess Leia outfit, asked me "other daddy, what's wrong?" I needed to inform the soon-to-be-woman at my side the revelation that xe just witnessed. How do you compress a trilogy masterpiece like that into a simple phrase? How to summarize a vision like that? I then looked xir in the eyes and said the only six words I could think of that would encapsulate what was just experienced: I am woman, hear me roar.

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condense the word count to like half or less and you may have a winner, way too much my dude

>Another Star Tours
I remember seeing Star Tours as a little kid and feeling it was lame because obviously even a child can know that a basic motion simulator isn't moving anywhere.

>$42
Apparently they're the weakest cocktails you'll ever have too

What a fucking mistake going with the nu-trilogy aesthetics is. The whole land looks so bland and uninspired

it looks like it was built by mexicans

I can gurantee there will be soft men who buy and enjoy that shit. I'm a bartender and there's always at least one guy who chugs down 5 Malibu & Pineapple Juice. They're always fat too.

none of them are wearing sun screen

>staged photo with racist owner of company
vs
>every day riff raff
what did they mean by this?

Sunscreen is completely unnecessary. Develop a tan.

I hate disposable theme parks.

I have always lived near disneyland, I'll throw in my thoughts:

*California adventure was such a retarded idea. Why have a theme park about california in fucking california?! If I was in charge of the theme parks and was ordered to make a star wars land, I would just demolish california adventure and make something like pic related. The amount of money spent demolishing and rebuilding would easily be made back

*Aside from above, star tours (the original version) was great, and it did not need to be "updated" and was fine by itself

*destroying the ranch to make this new star wars land is idiotic. the small space means very few space for any expansions

*pretty much anything else i have to say has alrready been said: the land is dumb being based only on the disney trilogy, overpriced garbage and nothing worth waiting in line for

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crap i meant pic related this:

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Does Disney really think offering Leia milk is appropriate?

I've been following recent developments at Disney World (not Land because I'm not fucking 8 years old) and its seems that a huge amount of FD&C Blue #1 has been added to the food supply right at the same time as the banning of cigarettes and large strollers.

This can only be a conspiracy to cause green diarrhea, the inevitable result of Blue 1.

In Disneyland Paris they're adding three new islands to the twin parks. One marvel island, one Frozen island and one central Star Wars Island. Would be neat if it look like your pic.

If they destroyed the ranch where are they putting the horses? Always impressed me how clean Disneyland was despite those shitmakers pooing everywhere.

>If they destroyed the ranch where are they putting the horses?
probably they have stables surrounding main street is my guess, the ranch was only used as a petting zoo area for the animals in the ranch itself

>drinking a dairy product before you get on a rollercoaster
you have only yourself to blame.

LOL XD! CAN YOU IMAGINE PEOPLE ENJOYING THINGS!!! ENJOYING THINGS IS FOR WEAK LOSERS THAT MUST ALSO LOVE BLACK PEOPLE! NOT FOR A COOL PERSON LIKE ME THAT SAYS THE N WORD ALL THE TIME!!! XD!!!

Do they sell masks?

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If you've never been to a park like Universal or Disney, it's kind of hard to describe the level of immersion. I'm not even a huge Harry Potter fan, and I was still blown away by the Wizarding World stuff. They nailed the shit out of it.

only for you

Here's the concept art of the new extension of Disneyland Paris, ready in 2025. (Those idiots should have try for 2024 and Olympics)

Notice anything ?

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But I'm medium sized.

>Notice anything ?
plenty of space for expansions?

Well they already have that... actually the best news is the road on the right, meaning they finally joined the two parks

>SPACE MILK
>LIKE LUKE

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so are they separate pay or two for one?

>Paris
>Getting MORE extensions
I'm sure this will go well for them financially.

>implying Paris won't be burnt to the ground by 2023

Looks pretty cool

Disneyland Paris is actually outside Paris, it will survive any carnage, trust me, Muslims are so fucking poor in France they don't even know it exists

They're really selling the mug

Right now they are physically separated but since nobody likes thr Studios, most people pay for a two in one ticket. But you can still choose only one.

Problem is you have to walk 15 minutes between the two parks so it's kinda annoying if you don't plan your day perfectly, which is impossible since they removed the multiple Fastpass

It's 2 billions on the table. I don't think there was extensions that size if you don't count the crappy Studios. Honestly, it's really needed. France is the most visited country on Earth and growing, they would be retarded to abandon it, that's their way to hit the Chinese Market they can't reach at home.

It's not in Paris

Someone tell me, is Luke Skywalker featured at Galaxy's Edge? If he isn't, I'm not going, fuck that shit!

>doodh

Based and Hindipilled!

Probably not, it's all nu-Wars shit.

Remember to use the official licensed phrases when you visit Galaxy's Edge!

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>it's all nu-Wars shit

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Fuck this ren fair bullshit. Tell me where the fucking crapper is.

>youtube.com/watch?v=TtbXo2_mUYc

yikes and shit pilled!

$12 beers? $9 gross blue milk the shill didnt even like? a star wars cantina with no aliens? a millenium falcon ride where you SIT IN PLACE and play a shit video game with worse graphics and play-ability than Rogue Squadron for the n64? and a half dozen stores selling overpriced junk? $7000 storm trooper armor?(i bet its nuwars version too). 2 hour line + 45 min max time in the empty cantina restaurant, with i repeat, NO ALIENS? hotdog tacos and mystery meat ribs?

no actual, ya know, RIDES? no pod racer rollercoaster? no asteroid field starship cockpit simulator? no fun kids ride, even a dumbo equivilent would be nice?

i remember the initial news releases for this park talking about an "immersive experience" where you join a group and play through a story/event, larping as resistance squad, having to question park actors and interact with animatronics. what the fuck happened to that idea?

all this park seems to have is a recreation of the falcon that people will want to walk through. thats all?

Looks like the Arleta Swapmeet....

>>drinking a dairy product before you get on a rollercoaster

dis nigga never been to Kings Dominion's Waynes World section, gotten a milk shake, then road THE HURLER. yikes and loser pilled! that roller coaster was literally designed to make you puke, it just goes up, and down, and up, and down. with a THICK milkshake shop right out front. someone throwing up every other circuit. it was like a challenge.

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fuck life

> In 1977 the toys were a literal afterthought.

Cope, you zoomer commie.

I hate Mouse Wars. No Luke = No me at Galaxy's Edge. I ain't goin' if mah boy Luke ain't there.

ENGLISH
Nigger

BATUUESE
Basketball-American

That's why I'm waiting 3-4 years before I check it out. If there's anything I've learned from Defunctland, it's that park/attraction launches are always disasters.

apparently it's plant based "milk"....

>May the force be with you.
>To the resistance.

You know....because heaven forbid the Jedi have ownership to anything in Disney Star Wars.

Is your wife's son poo-coloured by any chance?

This is true, it's soi milk so that they can emasculate even more men to unquestioningly love Mouse Wars.

>apparently it's plant based "milk"....

i bet its pea milk(not a joke, its a real thing)

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No, because at least the movies have planets in them that don't look like obvious movie-sets.

Why the fuck would you base your park theme around the new movies which people are lukewarm to bored with? Pretty sure the average normie would be more attached to OT designs

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That's actually fair enough. Otherwise they have to deal with the costs of making another (or simply lowering the customer base) for vegans.
And also I'm not even sure it's called/shown to be actually "milk" in the films. Just a fan name for ease of reference.

>dairy free as it should be
what the fuck?

I want to fuck Jenny's pusy.

Nu-Lucasfilm probably thinks that drinking milk from cows is speciesist.

they show the blue milk coming out of an animal teat in TLJ.

also since they are making blue and green milk drinks, they could just make the green one for the vegans and blue for normal people

>People aren't allowed to have their own opinions

Fuck off back to North Korea.

TLJ isn't a film.

>Why the fuck would you base your park theme around the new movies which people are lukewarm to bored with? Pretty sure the average normie would be more attached to OT designs

cause they want to also use the park to promote nu-wars, not just milk the OT fandom, they actually actively shit on the old fandom and always talk about 'new fans'.

a mos eisley, or mos espa, or mos madeupwhatever city would have been a much more fan desired park, but nope! crap nu wars made up planet instead

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I know theme parks are inherently expensive but this seems especially ridiculous. I bet they’d get more takers if they didn’t totally tank the franchise, as it is I don’t know how many people would be down for $200 lighstagers.
Then there’s the one functioning ride which is star tours in a more cramped space with less variety where you have to press buttons and shit. ROTR better be mind blowing or this whole expansion is underwhelming as fuck.

> A video of a faggot reading tweets

Thanks.

And they're out of luck.

>Does she have a condition?

she has arrested development, probably from some type of childhood trauma/abuse. stuck in a childish mindset and autistically focused on fantasy world distractions.

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>Pay $42 for some rum and fruit punch
Yub Nub indeed

best disney vlog channel, fight me fresh baked and adam the woo fans although Adam makes kino in his own right

what the fuck are you talking about

>I don’t know how many people would be down for $200 lighstagers.

IIRC, those Hogwarts robes at Universal are like $100 a pop, and I saw hundreds, maybe thousands of people wearing those things. The atmosphere of those places is designed to get you to pay out the ass for dumb shit that you'll likely regret as soon as you leave the park. I came THIS close to buying a Slytherin scarf, just because I got so caught up in the experience, until the logical part of my brain took over, and I remember that not only do I not wear scarves, I would look like a huge faggot wearing it.

so much sóy

>I came THIS close to buying a Slytherin scarf

ABSOLUTE FAGGOT LMAO

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Seems kind of stupid. Has Universal had issues with kids getting kidnapped by Hogwarts students or something? I can understand not wearing masks or carrying guns or whatever, but I don't get not being able to wear Uncle Owen/Obi-Wan robes or something. I guess those could be used to conceal guns or something, but again, that hasn't been an issue at Wizarding World.

seriously maybe you should insert a bullet into that illogical part of your brain. wtf is wrong with you? why am i alive? please kill me god

> Batuu’s Blue Milk is, rather, a frozen beverage. It’s non-dairy and plant-based, made with coconut and rice milks. Blue Milk is flavored with dragon fruit, pineapple, lime, and watermelon

And that Disneyfoodblog is absolute ad cancer and a Mouse shill supreme.

Hmm, I always just sort of imagining it tasting like vanilla Quik or something.

>made with coconut and rice milk

why the fuck would they mix those two.

i enjoy both, but never at the same time, that would be like mixing cow milk and goat milk, just weird and dumb.

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thats not the point tard

it’s so you don’t fuck up their brand

It seems like all of the attractions at Disney are based on movies instead of books that inspired the movies. It might seem weird if Disney built stuff about some Marvel characters or settings from the movies that can change over time unless they used time travel to explain it because characters and settings change over time in the MCU movies. They could build stuff based on comics or cartoons instead of movies that exist, but it would be different from how Disney usually does stuff. Even if they did time travel, it might seem kind of weird seeing Iron Man in an attraction when he's dead in the MCU and isn't appearing in any MCU movies that are still regularly coming out. It's different in how some people would think about it when they at the attraction compared to trying to an attraction set after a single movie like Treasure Planet.

> From a flavor perspective, there is an emphasis on citrus with flavor notes of mandarin orange, passion fruit, grapefruit, and orange blossom. But, again the flavor was not too strong… the color, on the other hand, is a VERY vibrant neon green. There will be no doubt on your social media that you are indeed drinking Green Milk.

> And drinking Blue or Green Milk WHILE ON BATUU is going to be one of the most Instagram-worthy pics I can imagine, and you can’t put a price on that.

> Except you can totally put price on that: both Blue and Green Milk are $7.99, and you’ll find them, of course, at the Milk Stand!

Disneyfoodbog is AIDS.

Pop culture was a mistake.
Disney was a mistake.
Star Wars was a mistake.
The internet was a huge mistake.
YouTube and social media was a giant mistake.

>all nu-wars shit
>no OT shit
It's literally a bunch of people spending hundreds of dollars to walk around a marketing campaign. You can't make this shit up.

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>25 years after the battle of Yavin
>between The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker

Is there a gap between those movies or do they happen right after each other like TFA and TLJ?

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Specialty Beverages $5.49

They are Meiloorun Juice (Barrilitos® Aguas Frescas Pineapple, Simply Lemonade® with blueberry, white cranberry juice, lemon juice, and desert pear), the Sour Sarlac (Minute Maid® Limeade drink with raspberry and spicy mango flavors), and the Tatooine Sunset (Gold Peak® Unsweetened Tea and Odwalla® Lemonade with melon and blueberry flavors).

Based Doomcock!

Cringe.

>everybody smoked 2 packs a day and drank a fifth of liquor a day
Yeah, they were so much healthier. BASED 50s

>Disney are white sla-

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What do you mean by "fuck up their brand"?

also why is it always people who type like this who are eager to call others retarded

they aren't building the stuff from the old movies probably in order to have an area: designed with fire codes in mind, to avoid bad sight lines from elsewhere in the park, fitting into the space they have available, fitting what was shown on screen to where they want to put specific attractions and their queues, matching the purpose of the buildings shown on screen to what they want to have in the area, having spacial design to accommodate how many people they expect to have, looking aesthetically pleasing at many angles, being designed to accommodate electrical and water infrastructure, having to take into account how what they want to happen in new movies would affect what people should expect in that area in the park, what the area looks like at the time period they want to be in and how things might have changed compared to the movie, and other reasons

lunch and Dinner

The Nuna Turkey Jerkey ($7.49, and also available for breakfast) comes in both sweet and spicy choices.

Literally just a couple of pieces of jerky on a plate. That's downright criminal.

Harrison Ford looks JUSTed as fuck.

Outpost Popcorn. The mix features both sweet and savory flavored popcorn. The sweet purple popcorn has a definite “fruity” quality to it although that’s balanced out by the savory red chili flavor.

$6.49 for a small bag.

Then again this exists:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVn9M62f90A

they have a statue of luke's head seemingly for sale somehow.

>Disney wants to completely get rid of(or just sweep under the carpet) everything pre-Disney Wars so the children growing up with the sequels will only have nostalgia for Disney Wars.

Disney will fail because pre-Disney Star Wars is timeless while Disney-era Star Wars is garbage.

>no OT shit
Uhhh... the Millennial Falcon is the premier attraction at Galaxy's Edge right.

It's the Nu-Falcon.

Only thing I'm interested in is the MRE that luke had in the OT. Someone buy one and send it to steve1989.

>ywn be a moisture farmer living on the dusty outskirts drinking blue milk

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I just can't enjoy disneyland anymore.
I remember as a kid being able to regularly find off days and having a really reasonable season pass.
Now a fucking park hopper is 200 dollars, I have to wait in 2 hour lines for rides that haven't been improved for decades and constantly break down and they are shoving a huge fucking expansion into a tiny space which will ensure endless crowds to the end of time.
is there any chance they will ever actually solve the overcrowding problem, or will they just keep hiking prices for a miserable experience

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I figure their customer base are immigrants and higher spec middle class turds, both classes of people being rather uneducated about the true state of the world.

Seems pretty boring.

Won't it get better if they just keep raising the price? There must be some comfortable equilibrium there to stem the crowds and keep profits up.