Strategy guide for Joker

Strategy guide for Joker

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unironically good advice

based, i hope mass incidents will result in banning capeshit and demonizing capeshitters
media easily demonized gamers, so shouldnt have problem with 'comic book nerds'

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Not as long as superheros are black and girls are the most powerful heroes in the world user. People treat black panther like a cinematic achievement

i m talking about audience, they should make capeshitters look like freaks.

>fearing death

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4. Don't be named Veronica

OP here. Another one I didn't put was see the film very late or very early since the shooters want an audience and you probably won't get shot in like a 3 person theater.

>society fears us
it is time fellow gamers. RISE UP

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R I S E

Redpilled

I think we both know which movie is going make the late news this winter.

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But it was delayed

fucking based

Still winter

To fucking Valentine's Day too. It's gonna be a normie bloodbath.

Gamers truly are the most oppressed race in the world.

>The shooter has been identified as Christine Chandler.

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Umm gamerz are fagz everyone knows that

Is it bad that I kind of want this to happen?

You better be on your best behavior Gangweeders.

Or else.

Lets see how long the mod leaves this up

i cant wait to joke up for the movie
#RISE

the jokerâ„¢ viral marketing team are killing it

Is your body prepared for the uprising?

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fucking based

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We're watching you Gamerz

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>a capeshit is going to start the gamer/beta/incel uprising
who could have known

Daily reminder that Hotline Miami is a true story

>mfw user didn't lie on the internet
There will literally be boomers and millennial going to generic date movies, then this showing on the screen down the hall.

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stay home and watch the 1xbet cam instead

It's simple we, uh kill the Chad.

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G A M E R S R I S E U P
#betauprising
#incelrevolt
#burnthemall
#killallnormies

Dubs and James Holmes escapes and does it again.

>not preemptively killing everyone in order to have no deaths

Honestly ever since the Joker trailer dropped I've seen a subtle difference in those around me. I think that Joker trailer unlocked something in the population's subconscious. On my way to work this morning my usual route was obstructed by a gruesome car wreck, so I took surface streets. I saw strange sights throughout my ride. Passing under a tunnel I saw a shirtless man covered in mud pushing a midget wearing old Victorian era garb in a shopping cart while screaming some strange brutal language.
At a red light I saw a woman grab a piece of raw red meat from her center compartment and start gnashing on it. She then tucked it somewhere in her lap after the car behind her caught her attention by honking at the green light. Only half of my coworkers showed up today. They said there was a bug going around. The coworkers that did show up all had the Joker trailer playing on their computer screens throughout the day. I saw two people sitting side by side watching the same video. One nudged the other on the shoulder and said "You have to see this." Then the one guy went over and was amazed by the trailer as if it wasn't the same exact video he had already been watching.
The boss lady always wears an abundance of make up. But her lipstick and eye shadow seemed to have been applied hastily and with more product than usual.
Although this change might be a good thing. Ever since the trailer dropped there's been a noticeable influx in people's sense of humor. Every one was cracking jokes today. After a while the whole office was a symphony of fits of laughter. My cheeks and stomach still hurt from it. It seems like laughter has been just as infectious as that sick bug going around. I'm actually still laughing right now as I write this.

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>Not spawn camping the doors.

re roll last chance

based

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if you hear someone calling out for a veronica, make a run for it

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If it's so simple why haven't you done it already.

ENOUGH FROM THE INCEL!!

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>wreck havoc
fucking retards

Fake, sonichu drives a cadillac, not a normiechad trugg.

Tattoo artists should do mental health background checks. It should be illegal to tattoo the retarded or autistic.

this would have been an amazing film

Why would Sonichu need a car at all?

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Then niggers wouldn't be able to get tattoos

I'm gonna watch the camrip like I do for every movie

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literally who else gets tatoos though?

why you paint your face bro?

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I generally wait for the dvd quality rip. cam rips are terrible

Chads

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soon chads will be a thing of the past

I'll be watching you Gangweeder

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My father was...a boomer...and a fiend.

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those soibois who posed for photos like this. lol. fucking lefties man.

i would have done it if my gf was the one getting pushed away as the joke

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>i would have done it if my gf was the one getting pushed away as the joke
Being gay to own the libtards!

>first capeshit was going to be the death of all incels
>now capeshit is going to cause them to kill everyone

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I-Is that actually George Clooney?

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>HE CUTE

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thats not gay man it's just funny and making fun of the sois

Captain marvel was said to be the end of incels, but the incels are setting the score even.

>Me and the gamer squad coming to the midnight showing of Joker 10 minutes late.

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nobody watched it though

>ywn say "hello beautiful" to an obviously worn down 30something roastie before you shoot up the kinoplex with your gamer bros
why live

It's a bunch of virgins wearing clown paint lmao.

That's a big 10:4
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Remember when Sandy Hook was on the batman maps, guys? Expect another psyop to turn opinion against the freest message-board on the planet.

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Nigga I ain't planning to do anything, I'm just adding to the already established joke here about getting shot up by edgelords at joker.

I'm not sure why you incels think roastie is an insult anyway. Roast beef is clearly better than raw beef right? A woman reaches her prime in her mid 30's that's scientifically proven. And more experience means a better woman for you to be with, so it's also scientifically proven that dating somebody who has had more sexual partners in past is better.

>Remember when Sandy Hook was on the batman maps, guys?
fuck off retard

Theres a Sandy Hook in NJ too

Reminder Joker is a fag, you guys are fags and Lex is a way better villain.

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I think at this point with all the references to planned events that happened in movies and tv shows it's more likely scientifically speaking that he is right about this sandy hook thing.

Holy FUCK dont let the normies see this or our plans are RUINED

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Hopefully the FBI put a stop to this shit.

i'm seriously going to shoot up the cinema at Joker
screenshot this post and remember, it's gonna happen in california

>3.
What if my GF has a penis?

Hollywood is literally shoving 9-11 references for decades into movies. Have you even seen Back to the future with the towers falling during that scene when that guys upside-down? Hollywood is embedding messages in their movies. In their commercials as well.
>u_r_stupid.jpg
Fuck off.

clowncel sounds cool

More like a MKUltra patient is going to start shit on command.

Or, just bring a gun and shoot them back.

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>hey take this pic trust me it'll be cool

>yfw

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outy vaginas are more aesthetically pleasing anyway because they look like flowers

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someone post the gamers, it's time to rise up webm

>zap to the extreme
>thank you, father

>do not bring your girlfriend
that would be weird, imagine going to the cinema alone haha

>They look like flowers
t. RRROOOASTIE

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Das rite normie bitches pussy ass niggas who da bitch now

You don't have the guts to pull a stunt like that. I double dog dare you, you big talking softie.

You're not doing shit, have sex as soon as practicable.

jesus fucking christ, don't you inbred retard don't realize this guy was meme'ing and taking the piss? can't you even see its makeup on his face and his actual tatoos are not Joker related at all?
please do not breed

I wonder if you normies even realize, that the only thing stopping an unironic and legit "uprising" of "incels", is the law; and the fact that we'd have to leave our basements.

no you won't anymore, unless you're using a non US-based or Panama-based VPN
and even then I think you're fucked as US made a shitload of deals with European countries regarding terrorist threads, including their VPNs

That and you're all puny weaklings and the recoil from even a .380 would probably break your dainty little wrists.

have fun being vanned even if you were being ironic faggot
go for the mental illness angle in court, you dont want to go to jail and shiiiiet you probably have like 10% chance they might help you in a mental hospital

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based autistic jokers

you retard

That's funny, all the mass shooters so far would have to disagree with you. ;^)

Get fucked sweaty ;)

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>hey take a pic of me in my makeup its just a joke bro

>yfw

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they should do that in real life too

Faggot

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When did this shit happen?

SONIC 2020

>mobile
>incognito
>discord tranny
Dilate and prepare to be picked up by the feds, tranny.

>Has the Leto tattoos
>Has Juggalo tattoos
>Believes that there are people NOT stupid enough to unironically do this
Please neck yourself, life is gonna get harder for someone as dumb as you are.

Their making a live action "Tails Gets Trolled"?

comic for the injustice 2 game. Basically in the first game the JL goes to an alternative timeline were the joker got Superman to kill lois lane, go crazy, kill the joker, then become a dictator. The picture is when they went back to their timeline, were Batman get convinced by Joker that the same could happen to their timeline, so he kills the Joker and turns himself in for murder.

It would make 4 billion.

>don't you inbred retard don't realize

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You forgot 100 tabs open.

What's Tails looking at?

This makes so much more sense.

he just wants some candy

This would be the perfect scene to reveal Bugs in the trailer. Have it right after an action scene.

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>younger me posted this on FB
>wasn't even aware of the shooting at the time
strange

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Dude you are FUCKED 100%. Expect a knock on your door at 6 AM

is it gonna be a girl?
chicks dig mass shooters

FUCKING KEK

>he doesn't have 100 tabs open all the time

It's an art house film and you will shooting empty seats. Wonder if they'll actually do the talk show massacre.

>follow these steps in order to not be shot by said incels
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