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DANY!

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Pilou!

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Why didn't they just fuck off and leave Westeros to die? They had two dragons, they could've gone anywhere.

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I swear every picture of Sansa pre-Season 8 is her screaming or crying

>All those scenes of Meera affectionally cradling Bran
AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
SHE HAD SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE TO HIM
WHY DID HE THROW IT ALL AWAY BROS

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So long gay jannies

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disgusting whore

nth for Ashara Dayne

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And guess who's enjoying each and everyone of those seasons.

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Book Jon and Dany will do just that

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this.

she saw that that dany's soldiers were stronger than her own, so she hoped to dany/jon kill each other.

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what a slut!

You take that back! Or I will demand a trial by combat!

I would trade all of Westeros and stupid magic power's for a woman like Meera. Now he's nothing but a husk with Orwellian powers that watches rape video's all day.

she deserved so much better /got/

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What you're seeing now /got/ is my normal aagghh

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Why didn't they just get GRRM to tell them the events that he had planned? It would've saved the show from the retarded shit that happened.

>showmongrel pls go

“I’m flying!” he cried out in delight.

I’ve noticed, said the three-eyed crow. It took to the air, flapping its wings in his face, slowing him, blinding him. He faltered in the air as its pinions beat against his cheeks. Its beak stabbed at him fiercely, and Bran felt a sudden blinding pain in the middle of his forehead, between his eyes.

“What are you doing?” he shrieked.

The crow opened its beak and cawed at him, a shrill scream of fear, and the grey mists shuddered and swirled around him and ripped away like a veil...

>ASOIAF, AGOT

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This is my super aagghh

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book jon is dead, young griff will do that with dany

more like cute angel

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same user from previous thread


Yeah she was a turbo cunt that completely sold out a member of her family that actually bled for that family. Only bleeding she did was from Ramsay raping her. I would bet money that the North will dissolve into infighting when they realize that the Stark's have no future and someone vie's for control.

What was the point of having Jon forced to join the Night's Watch again if he was going to desert 5 seconds later?

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And this is known as a super aagghh that has ascended past a super aagghh, or you could just call this super aagghh 2

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/got/, I demand a trial by combat! Who will be my champion?

close but no cigar

I througly enjoyed her onscreen death, no matter how rushed. Jon didn't even seem all that regretful about it seeing as he was all smiles on that last scene, did he even actually love her?
The public slaughter of her general was just the cherry on top.
Based jannies.
Bless da NORF.

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I really do love this map. Been thinking of making a poster of it.

Jon gets of sansa's way to become queen of the north

AND THIS...IS TO GO...EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>This wheel chair is my replacement for you.
You don't need me anymore...
>No, I don't.

youtube.com/watch?v=i-SiYKyFm2I

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She doesn't exactly have the easiest life in those seasons, to be fair.

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STOP IT YER GRACE! IF YA DO THIS NOW, YU'LL USE UP ALL THE TIME YOU HEV LEFT AS THE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS! AND I'D SAY YE NEED EVERY SECOND OF IT AS IS

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If there were a version of it without all the houses plastered all over I'd definitely do just that.

Starks were great house first few seasons, espiecially Rob and Ned, great characters, Catelyn was so so but at least charismatic, last few season? I fucking hate all the Starks, they are unlikable mary sues and i holding my head if these two hacks D&D thought that the sweet part of the ending would be Starks having happy ending. NO ONE FUCKING CARES, its even more bitter with Starks gettin happy ending because they didnt do anything, they got everything by shit writing.

The unkillable fat self-insert is unkillable, my lord.

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Fuck I want to hug her so bad. That little turbo autist. She deserved better.

Same user that was answering of last post. Lets remember than sansa never actually liked or loved jon too much. He was always just her "illegitime half-brother" and no her brother. Solding him out was easy for her. Jon's love for all his family end up doom him.

I wish there were more "accurate" depictions of Tyrion. He is really supposed to be a disgusting looking dwarf even before he lost his nose.

This raises an interesting question. If George weren't a fat incel, would Jon have been his self insert instead of Sam? Would that lead to a story where Jon and Dany actually stay together?

she's gets bullied a little by the king and slapped around here and there

meanwhile 99.9% of westerosi peasants are literally starving and would gladly accept being raped by a pack of bears in exchange for a loaf of bread and the lords big war means they're dying in their own shit by the thousands

real hard life
poor sansa
fuck her and fuck nobles, dany should have broken the wheel and burned it all down ESPECIALLY that t*lly traitor whore

The ironic thing is that Sansa is more hated after final season than Dany after bombing and killing civilians. So i dont know why you are happy, D&D fucked up big times not even jon or dany fans.

Young Griff is too distant a relation to satisfy Dany’s need for nephew cock

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hot pie

I actually like that but I can see what you mean. Whatever your preference of course. I do love at the bottom each of the King Aerys era Kingsguardsman on display.

She is by far the most annoying and shitter character in all game of thrones. She got intelligence from writers from being raped by Ramsay.

user, if she believes he is the real aegon, that would make him his nefew too

>she's gets bullied a little by the king and slapped around here and there
t.

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Sad but true. The one family member she reunited with the soonest was the one that was most like Catelyn. Jon was most like Ned and just like Ned got him screwed the quickest. People choose men like Ned or John to lead them not Sansa. Hence why she manipulated things to end that.

It just gets a little busy in the middle there. I love all the small details in the areas where the sigils are more sparse, it'd be cool to see that same level of detail all over.

but that's not Sam the slayer

For sure. Really breathes life into Westeros but as you said can be a little busy. Wish I knew the artist of it would definitely commission more ASOIF art.

Sam at least has consistent writing and is not artifically buffed by D&D. Sansa literally has 0 character development from dumb naive whore to "smartest person i know". "I dont know how to use knife".

young griff is her nephew as well dumdum

Her dragons won't like him, but they like Jon. Simple as.

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>"I don't want to leave you"
>"That's all you got to say?"
>"My brother died for you"
>"I almost died for you"
>"You died in that cave"

AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH
IT HURTS SO BAD
HOLD ME, BROS

SHE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER
FUCK YOU D&D

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So user, catelyn ruins most of jon's first live and catelyn 2.0 ruins his second?

Name one thing that Joffrey did to Sansa that Robert didn't do to Cersei.

Who /psycho/ here? I literally can't empathize with the smallfolk getting burned in KL because they literally don't develop any throughout the series at all beyond Hot Pie.

>Sam doesn't send the raven out letting the Wall know about what happened at the Fist
>because of this the conspirators act at Craster's Keep because no one knows they are alive
>doesn't back up his bro's or even Jeor who saved his life so he could save some incestuous wildling whore and her cuck baby
>is completely useless during the Battle for the Wall
>steals his families ancestral blade because he had a hissy fit his Dad called him out on his shit
>disobeyed the grandmaester's orders which would have possibly infected the entire citadel with grey scale
>also stole several rare valuable tomes
>get's Edd killed because of his stupidity


How can anyone like Sam?

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Forced her to watch her own fathers execution

Well, he could end up being the real deal (i doubt it) or he could even be a blackfyre, so he would have targ's blood too. Remember that the dragons liked brown ben plumm and the dude had like 3 drops of targ blood. A blackfrye would have more so the dragons could end up loving him

'ate Freys
'ate Boltons
'ate Lannisters
'ate oathbreakers
'ate weddings
'ate Ramsay
'ate the Souf
'ate walking
'ate standing
'ate 'orses

love me son
love me granddaughters
love me Norf
love me Rickon
love me Starks
love me Stannis
love me ships
love me Freypies
love me eggs
love me eels
love me lampreys
love me porridge
love me sausages
love me wine
love me carriage

simple as

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Had Tywin and the rest of the Lannister household executed and their heads on spikes and forced her to look at them.

Show her the rotting heads of her father and household displayed on pikes and have his guards beat her?

Basically. Rule to learn from this is to never trust a Tully bitch.

>oathbreaking deserter literally x2
>ends up grand maester for entire kingdom even though he spent like a month at the citadel

Order his Kingsguard to beat and strip her in front of the court?

BRAVO D&D

>I can break these cuffs!

I honestly doubt they ever meet before she makes the small men fry but who knows.

Thanks for reminding me of more bullshit. No fucking standing Arch Maester would allow that fat sack of shit a maesters chain for what he did. Literal D&D fanfiction.

Around Trouts, don't mess about.

Around Daynes, you have no pain.

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The ironic thing is you're more focused on my mouthpiece gif than my post. I never said i was happy for her in particular, what is it about Salsa that makes you Danyfags shit your pants is beyond me.
Still hilarious, take it easy.

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Supremely based and check'd.

youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE

Who did it better?

threaten her with a crossbow in front of his court

Sansha my love

based trips

Ned and Robb are easily the best Starks both in book and in show so it's understandable the house goes to shit when they're gone

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Who was the Mad King's rapebaby:
Cersei/Jaime, or Tyrion?

Why did she close the book with wet ink?

Was he based or not?

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>implying that Young Griff is legit
>believing the spider's lies
guffaw

>saving thumbnails
Y'all stupid motherfuckers

Ned especially. He was the prime example of someone who always tried to do the right thing and even took a bullet to his honor to protect his own blood. Also before anyone asks why he never told Catelyn I think its self explanatory. If she knew that Jon had Targaryen blood in him and with Robert's lust to kill every last she would have sent a raven so fast it would be on fire.

>DUDE TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO
But seriously unless I misremember she did pass her hands over the last written parts and it didn't smudge them, maybe she's intended to have stared at the book longer than it was shown?

Cersei/jaime. It would be delicious ironic that tyron is the only true son of twyin so I choose to believe it

>all those people were at Winterfell so Brie Cheese canonically met them all
This pic is believable now and canon

Loras is cute CUTE!

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Cutest psycho!

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Based. Fuck T*lly "People"

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1. Arthur Dayne (Ned, fuck my sister Form)
2. Robin Arryn (Bow Form)
3. Arya Stark (Final Form)
4. Robert Baratheon (Lazer Eyes Form)
5. Barristan Selmy
6. Jaime Lannister (1st Form)
7. Gregor Clegane (Undead Form)
8. Ramsay Bolton (Shirtless Form)
9. Ramsay Bolton (w/20 Good Men)
10. Drogon

take your pick

I just now realized he ended up working with whipsnek

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Just imagine the strong Stark/Dayne children they would have produced. Have enough of them one could wield Ice and another Dawn that of course earned the title Sword of the Morning

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>Simple lord of the norf
>Rowdy and horny son
>Rowdy and horny daughter
>Quickly tries to marry them off to avert disaster
>They both fuck up anyways
>Tries to save his son by fighting for him in trial by combat
>Burns to death for it

Rickard was cursed with tard children, but atleast Ned and Ben grew up normal.

she could whip my snake if you catch my meaning

i could have consensual sex with loras

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>then have him dual wield them
BRAVO DABID

I personally believe it to be Tyrion, although that other user brings up a good piece of irony is Tyrion was his only trueborn child.

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I dont even care about Jon or Dany, like i said in my post so you are coping, my favorite characters were dead long before season 8, so fuck off. I just hate sansa, i think its shit character, and this one fag spamming her (you) is annoying cunt who looking for fight with everyone, so fuck of retard.

I wonder why exactly Ben decided to take the black
Also when exactly did he take it, was it before or after the rebellion?
If before, it could be explained as him thinking there are enough people to keep the Stark line on, at least IMHO
If after I'm not sure what to make out of it

Gays get out.

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>be minor lord of the Westerlands
>White raven appears in hall
>wtf
>open it up, did winter come?
>see the following message:

>fuck House Targaryen
>fuck dragons
>fuck dragonstone
>fuck dragonglass
>fuck dragon lords
>fuck Valyria
>fuck the Free Cities
>fuck Slaver's Bay
>fuck Asshai
>fuck Essos
>fuck glass candles
>fuck blood magic
>fuck sorcery
>fuck the Red Priests
>fuck the Faceless Men
>fuck the Old Gods
>fuck the Drowned God
>fuck R'hllor
>fuck the Many-Faced God
>fuck the Others
>fuck winter
>but most importantly of all, FUCK ARCHMAESTER MARWYN

What do?

>Ned rejects Jon Arryn's scheming and tosses the t*lly roastie (remember that she fugged Littlefinger of all people) aside, instead marrying the based, redpilled and beautiful Ashara Dayne
>As a consequence, instead of a blatant rebellion and power grab, the rebels are forced to convene a Great Council which decides that Aerys is unfit to rule due to breaking the feudal contract and Rhaegar is unfit to rule due to abduction and rape of Lyanna
>Viserys is crowned king with Robert serving as regent
>Lyanna is saved and returned to Robert where she finds happiness
>Ned and Ashara produce exactly 256 pure First Men Aryan ubermensch children
>Viserys chokes on a grape and Dany gets the throne, she proceeds to marry Robb Stark, firstborn son of Ned and Ashara, and leads Westeros into a new, golden age

What could have been...

Anyone have the cutout of Ramsay pointing saying "he's good"?

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>I wonder why exactly Ben decided to take the black
I think he felt guilty about Lyanna since he knew she was the Knight of the Laughing Tree and didn't tell anyone.

Sansa is a would-be kinslayer anyway

>Ned and Ben are 10/10 honorable lads
>Brandon has anger issues and probably raced Bobby to see who could make the 8 the fastest but was still a good lad who loved his family
>Lyanna was cursed with crazy Stark woman genetics, and may have caused world war Bobby by running off with a Targ fairy
Based, just got dealt an unlucky hand with Brandon and Lyanna was a Absolute wreckage beyond his control

Is it this pic or something else?

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reply with the following
>My dear Archmaester, you truly are blessed by the wisdom of the Crone. Based and extraordinarilly pilled of the red.
>signed, minor lord of the Westerlands

It was an accident

>I wonder why exactly Ben decided to take the black
That hasn't been revealed yet.
>Also when exactly did he take it, was it before or after the rebellion?
A couple of months after the rebellion. The starks at the time of his departure would be himself, Ned, and baby Robb and Jon.

it's that pic, yes but the one i'm looking for it's just ramsay with a transparent background

wew

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I think he was harboring ambitions of either seceding from the Iron Throne or even conquering certain areas of Westeros so sure.

Ah, then i don't have it, sorry

he was based but bluepilled

Not an issue, thank you for that pic though. I can make something out of this.

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Was Jon Arryn the penultimate boomer of Westeros? I mean, he basically ruled the realm since Bobby couldn't be bothered so he's ultimately responsible for the shitstorm that occured after his death.

>I think he felt guilty about Lyanna since he knew she was the Knight of the Laughing Tree and didn't tell anyone.
So he thinks he could have avoided Bran going to get himself killed or even Rhaegar going away with Lyanna altogether? Could be
>A couple of months after the rebellion.
WEW, it looks like it's a setup for something, but unless he really is Cold Hands there'll be no way to find out in the books innit?

no prob user

Dany did nothing wrong, King's Landing peasants deserved to burn, those faggots cheered while Ned got chopped. It was a den of degeneracy

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>Letting the fucking kingslayer stay in the kingsguard instaed of kicking him out
Yeah he was a tard

That was Robert's decision, to be fair.

Maario Naharis

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>implying bobby wouldn't have done whatever his surrogate dad told him
>implying bobby didn't already hate jaime for being a pretty nancy boy
fucks sake wasn't it robert who named him kingslayer to begin with?

Was Jon a tard or a planner?
Jon was also the one technically beginning the rebellion and most likely part of the planning of linking NORF, Stormlands, Riverlands and Vale in alliance
So basically he was the one effectively ruling after he won what was effectively his own rebellion
and if the rebellion was lost, he was the only lord who could just barricade himself behind unbreakable defenses, so he also was the one risking the least

She is undoubtedly the best of the three

he's thinking about it pretty logically

>fucks sake wasn't it robert who named him kingslayer to begin with?
I think it was Ned
Besides I think Bobby realized he needed to not piss off the Lannisters, or he didn't care that much, so he caved in just to make Cersei shut the fuck up plenty of times I assume

>but unless he really is Cold Hands
Leaf said that cold hands died a long time ago, so it likely isn't Benjen.

hold on a minute

harry strickland says they brought 2000 cavalry
but on episode 5 he is literally the only one on a horse

wtf happened to their horsemen?!?

they ate the horses

>we kinda forgot about the Golden Company's cavalry

Robert caved in to a lot of the Lannisters demands/wants. discharging Jamie would dishonour their house.

strawpoll.me/18083793

>Harry Strickland kinda forgot he had cavalry at his disposal

Tywin 100% would have preferred if Jaime got booted out of the Kingsguard, cause then he's got Jaime as heir to Casterly Rock again

>Ygritte
>Pussy

user, i.........

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What if Robert discharged his House into Jaime?

Twyin wanted it tho. When joffrey was king and jaime had lost his hand, twyin tried to make jaime his heir again, by kicking him of the kingsguard but jaime refused.

They were still on the iron fleet.

I guess that's why they're called spearwives, eh?

Pretty sure GRRM came out and stated that Benjen absolutely isn't Coldhands

Swam home to play with the elephants because they were lonely

Would Jaime be a good ruler of Casterly Rock?

>Tywin plots against House Webber
>starts mudhole stomping Varys whenever he sees him

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holy fuck that neural AI thing is redpilled as all heck (not refering to your degenerate tranny post of course)

a CUTE.

She will return

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Doesn't really have a mind for ruling but advisors would help him out. Tywin tried to get him to go back.

I'm really confused about that actually.
Jamie is no longer a kingsguard in the books, so now with Tywin dead, why isn't he lord of Casterly Rock, and warden of the west?

Sequel is honestly inevitable. I give them 15 years max.

>tfw Yea Forums's version of /r/freefolk's gift to emilia clark wouldn't leave her feeling thrilled but instead feeling dirty and shamed and disgusted and make /got/ reviled in the face of media, fans, and the cast of Game of Thrones
what would it be anons

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A hug!

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a horse heart

I'd probably paint something for her, personally.

>implying she wouldn't love it

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Jon had better prepare his anus because she's literally going to rape his ass when she comes back

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He is still kingsguard in the books

Reminder that D&D managed to make us hate the Starks' victories
youtu.be/iqhHyR__x1s

>Implying /got/ or even /ecg/ could get it's shit together long enough to even send a gift

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“Outlaws killed him,” sobbed Lady Amerei. “Father had only gone out to ransom Petyr Pimple. He brought them the gold they asked for, but they hung him anyway.”
“Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.” Lady Mariya turned back to Jaime. “I believe you knew him, ser.”
“We were squires together once, at Crakehall.” He would not go so far as to claim they had been friends. When Jaime had arrived, Merrett Frey had been the castle bully, lording it over all the younger boys. Then he tried to bully me. “He was . . . very strong.” It was the only praise that came to mind. Merrett had been slow and clumsy and stupid, but he was strong.
“You fought against the Kingswood Brotherhood together,” sniffed Lady Amerei. “Father used to tell me stories.”
Father used to boast and lie, you mean. “We did.” Frey’s chief contributions to the fight had consisted of contracting the pox from a camp follower and getting himself captured by the White Fawn. The outlaw queen burned her sigil into his arse before ransoming him back to Sumner Crakehall. Merrett had not been able to sit down for a fortnight, though Jaime doubted that the red-hot iron was half so nasty as the kettles of shit his fellow squires made him eat once he was returned. Boys are the cruelest creatures on the earth. He slipped his golden hand around his wine cup and raised it up. “To Merrett’s memory,” he said. It was easier to drink to the man than to talk of him.

>eat shit

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Anyone got rare Mad Dany?

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Maybe I'm a brainlet, but why would Maester Ebrose follow Sam's suggestion to call history A Song of Ice and Fire?

Ice wasn't that big a factor in any of the wars or events in the South and Dany, despite invading in season 7, didn't really do much of anything, then quickly came south again and killed a lot of people but got killed and that's it. There wasn't much ice vs fire and neither lasted all that long.

This. Emilia is based and redpilled

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>tfw you will never paint or draw something for Pilou

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>a painting of /got/ hugging emilia clark with the painting made out of horse hearts recently carved out in a psychotic deranged manner

I'm kinda glad /ecg/ won't be able to. Having Emilia looked upon fondly by Yea Forums(nel) would not be good for her image or Daenerys

It's just referring to the North (Ice) and the conflict with the south (Fire). Silly yes but that's the general gist of it.

Maester Ebrose is apparently a drooling moron, considering he managed to write a history that never the mentions the man who's kidnapping triggers the war, was hand to two monarchs, and killed not just another hand but as far as anyone knows a king.

THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

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Can i send a gift to Bad Poosy instead?

HERE STANDS THE ONE TRUE KING

FIRST OF HIS NAME

KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN

LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM!

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There is something extremely weird about giving a king a moniker immediately and using it in his presence as well
>"who has a better stroty the bran the broken"
>"all hail king bran the broken"
>"we await to serve you king bran the broken"
Do you think they called Aegon IV the unworthy immediately and to his face?

what's /ecg/?

I want to hug him, lads...

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Why would Rhaegar name both of his sons Aegon?

The fate of manlets

erotic cosplay general

>Everyone called Aerys the mad king straight to his face for decades
>He suddenly snaps and starts burning people
Monikers before they've earned them are a stupid idea

I forgot just how much of a fucking ASSHOLE Renly was to Stannis until some user posted the text of the peach scene. It really makes a lot more sense why Stannis promptly killed him afterward.

Would you believe me if I told you that one day you'd be begging to know what this man has to say

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Rhaegar was fucking stupid, if you hadn't already noticed.
Started a fucking civil war over Lyanna when he already has a loyal qt wife.

Uncle.
Sit down.

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existential crisis general

IS HE A HAM!?

Motherfucker looks EXACTLY like Kit Harington, he literally has the same gormless look in his eyes. Why do I get the feel this played a big role in casting Kit.

Emilia cope general

Sansa "the Broken Hymen" Stark
Sansa "the Sullied" Stark
Sansa "Da Kween o Da Norf" Stark
Sansa "the Smartest Womyn in Westeros" Stark

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>you'd be begging to know what this man has to say
>Did you guys see the Jets game last night? I did, it was great, I had nine hotdogs when I watched.
No I would not

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Shit that was a much better and more relevant example, but you hit the hit the nail on the head

I think they'll be fine. She'll check in on Westeros every so often, laugh as it burns in civil wars. As Bran is deposed and his head and Tyrion's are put on pikes. As Sansa is killed after a conspiracy to replace her with a more sensible male leader. As Gilly and her baby are killed on the street while Sam is made to watch before getting stabbed in his fat neck. Bronn ruling over the ashes for a time before fucking off with any of the gold he can carry. Gendry getting robbed and killed by bandits on his way to Storm's End. Dorne invading the Stormlands and Reach. Ironborn pillaging the Western Coast of the North.

Finally she'll fly her way up beyond the Wall, find Jon, tell him everything that's happened, watch as he breaks down and realizes she was right, that she's the only family he left and he wants vengeance, then she'll forgive him and move on, have some kids and raise them to set order in the South in a more sensible Fire and Blood.

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reply with the following
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK THE IRON BANK
>FUCK JANNIES

make her marry his uncle

based

How the fuck is the South supposed to be fire? why the fuck is the North considered Ice and the distinction of being half the title when they got BTFO in season 3 even as the War waged on with Stannis, Balon and Tommen and shit?

because south hot dummy

Oh she'll forgive him, but when I said literally I meant literally

And it will be beautiful

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God i wish that were me (the throne)

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Based and hampilled

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He didnt. He wanted a visenya for his prophesy and he never thought jon was going to be a boy. He would have end up either denunce the bastard or accept him and naming him orys (to continue with the whole thing of the first aegon and his sibilings)

Why are people like this?

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>pegging
The beta man's fetish. Fuck off

What is that pic referencing?

Get out of here sword swallowers

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That's a show-only thing, they rolled Jon and fAegon into one character and hoped show-watchers wouldn't remember the first Aegon. In the books Jon and Dany are siblings and Jon is not legitimate.

he was a asshole do stannis, and a mega asshole to the kingdom
imagine the alliance of baratheon-tyrell under stannis

He didn't. He was already dead way before Jon was even born. Blame Lyanna

>wanted a visenya for his prophesy
Wrong. Riddle me this. If he's trying to name his kids after Aegon and his sisters, why did he name his eldest daughter after the youngest of them? Checkmate

What is this image based off of?

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youtube.com/watch?v=wYRQRBfnnDk

>a random fuck on youtube can write better scenes than D&D

how do these people get their jobs?

You mean, "what was /ecg/?"

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Avengers Infinity War. Based Thanos BTFO the entire universe. The work was done.

youtu.be/X6fWfoax5bU?t=71

Infinity War

The writer of that posts in these threads.

>If he's trying to name his kids after Aegon and his sisters, why did he name his eldest daughter after the youngest of them?
BECAUSE HE'S AN INBRED SON OF A WHOOOOOOORE AND A DUMB SHIT

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>implying
It still lives on in our hearts. And I think a discord someone set up. I still don't know why we couldn't stay in /hr/. 85% of their threads are for waifus

Because this was going to be the other version of aegon and his sibilings? By having them in other order

You just know that Rhaegar was hit from behind in a cheap ass dirty hit and that if they squared up 1v1 in a fair fight Rhaegar would have completely dominated that fat fucking boorish baratheon

If he wanted a fair fight he should've called Bobby in for a trial by combat

In your dreams Targshit, that fag crumpled like paper against a real fighter

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Why didn't Rhaegar just become Robert's wife(male)? Logically, wouldn't that have solved all the problems of the story?

horses were stored safely behind the walls

In the end, why did the Night King wait until the specific year 300 AC to restart his campaign of death?

That's when the 3ER compelled him to as all the necessary pieces fell into place for him to seize power.

He was waiting for centuries for some dumbass to send a dragon (the official only way to destroy the wall) north, finally got tired and raised some wights, piqued human curiosity, and lured the draggo that way.

Because bobby b died. He fear him so much that he waited until his dead

t. cersei

>By having them in other order
But why?

>Ned Stark dead
>Bobby B dead
>Stannis dead
He was waiting for the necessary conditions to be met so he wouldn't face certain defeat against the living

Waited until the moment there was no Stark in Winterfell.

BREAK OPEN MY WALL, YEH OTHER FUCKING SHIT?!

>the official only way to destroy the wall
Horn of Joramun

based bobby b

remember lads send a prayer to king b before bed to thank him for keeping knight king away

Bobby B wasn't that strong.

>t. Rhaegar
Come out to the trident and say that

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Doesn't exist in show canon

Honestly, Jon Snow should have been Ned and Ashara Dayne's bastard son. He could have ended up becoming the Sword of the Morning and wielding Dawn during the Great War to hold off the Long Night. Sounds a bit corny maybe, but could have been good if done well. It also ties him more to the White Walker storyline, which is where he belongs, whereas the Targaryen lineage ties him to the political plot, which he's never been a part of, it feels like he's getting yanked in a random direction.

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>Play a Blackfyre fucking shit run
>decide to give the Reach and Westerlands to the Hightowers and Reynes because why not
>they immediately usurp Highgarden and Casterly Rock

I did not intend for this. Fucking westerosi cunts. You can't give them an inch, they take a mile.

I looked for you on the trident.

While I hate this, I have to admit it's good tragic writing. If Bran's entire 3ER thing had panned into something meaningful his sacrifice of his emotions/affections for her and her grief would have meant something.

>Six and a half feet tall, he towered over lesser men, and when he donned his armor and the great antlered helmet of his House, he became a veritable giant. He’d had a giant’s strength too, his weapon of choice a spiked iron warhammer that Ned could scarcely lift.

>Jaime Lannister put a hand on the king’s shoulder, but the king shoved him away hard. Lannister stumbled and fell. The king guffawed. “The great knight. I can still knock you in the dirt. Remember that, Kingslayer.”

>Out of shape fat Bobby B is still confident he could put prime Jaime two hands into the dirt
Absolutely based. The fact we never get a POV chapter for the man is a crime

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He literally bacame a different character and it was shit

So even though he was a fatass, Robert was still maximum bearmode?

Horn of Joramun is mythological bullshit

>but muh Wildlings said
STFU. That Horn is supposed to wake up Giants. Are there massive 200 foot tall giants in the Wall? Is this Attack on Titans?

God she must have been regretting this decision when he became king. She could have been living it up one of the richest ladies in the land, instead she and her family will always remain swamp people.

he was daddy b in ever sense my mang

the usurper jannie
the usurper jannie
the usurper jannie

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user, robert was drunk, fat, drugged and had no fighted in years and still killed a savage boar with his bare hands. Normaly, you would need a special weapon to kill a boar and still is dangerous to do it alone. And bobby b do it (he also died but like I said, he was in a really bad shape)

the usurper jannie is dead, betrayed by their own mods

>ywn wipe niko's ass after he takes an ogre dump and he'll cradle your face and look at you like pic related as he thanks you for cleaning his shit

feels bad lads

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>Let's say that Viserys Targaryen lands with 40,000 Dothraki screamers at his back
I thought Drogo's khalasar was 100,000 strong

I agree

How and why would Bobby know how many screamers there are in Drogo's khalasar, he was giving out an educated guess

He was used to manhandling savage boars with a wife like cersei

based. reminder that abortion saved the world from the boy who would mount the world

There's a very high chance She'll need one every other day, so the slag is just taking precautionary measures

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reminder that based nikolaj is pro-life, anti-same sex marriage and lobbied for denmark to legalise gun ownership

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based niko

kek they did the same with me

>wait until you've finished filming in Ireland (abortion illegal except for medical danger to baby/woman) to announce you won't work in anti-abortion states
So brave. What amazing sacrifice.

What a hero. And a strong woman too.

what is this? ck2?

You know there's a difference between allowing abortions for medical reasons and banning them outright, yes?

What the fuck was his problem?

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I highly doubt she's announcing this because she's in the "Women should only be allowed to get abortions when doctors say so" camp user.

no Ygritte pussy

That's everyone's problem, but we all still muddle through somehow.

sauce?
[citations needed]

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pic related is sauce

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Knew Jon was a double traitor, also an incel.

>'ates manlets.
He's not wrong

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Fucking lel

THEY'RE A BOAR COMING NED

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>abortion illegal except for medical danger to baby
The baby can die you're allowed to kill it.

>Jaime Lannister put a hand on the king’s shoulder, but the king shoved him away hard. Lannister stumbled and fell. The king guffawed. “The great knight. I can still knock you in the dirt. Remember that, Kingslayer.”
He was drunk.
>He slapped his chest with the jeweled goblet, splashing wine all over his satin tunic. "Give me my hammer and not a man in the realm can stand before me!"

>He was drunk
Even drunk and out of shape Bobby could beat that pretty boy kingslayer to death with his bare hands

>me my hammer and not a man in the realm can stand before me
Gregor Clegane
Arthur Dayne
Syrio Forel

>pic related is sauce
please tell me that's him

HOLY

yes, it's him. it's from a danish movie called nightwatch that he did in 1994

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>ate Freys

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he’s a furry

is it worth reading ASOIAF? how many books came before it? are you planning on watching the prequels?

I'm pretty sure that moment was to showcase that by now he was unable to take the measure of his foes, especially when drunk.

it’s five books so far and they’re all long as fuck, completely worth it though. and no

fucking based dicklet nikolaj
if only Jaime's arc bent the right way i would love him even more

I am liking that this is catching on

>Gregor Clegane
Couldn't even kill the little snake Oberyn
>Arthur Dayne
If Ned can take him out so can Bobby
>Syrio Forel
Pic related

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to be fair, neither can jaime
>heh, i could totally beat the hound any day
>the guy who clobbered me so bad my helm got dented to my head and i had to go to the blacksmith to have it removed
>i could take him. easy peasy

He was an incel.

At the very least don't read them before TWOW releases, if ever. Even then I'd wait right before ADOS is about to release, or George dies. The amount of people I've seen saying they read all the books five years ago when they thought TWOW was about to release and that they don't remember anything now is so damn high.

>implying that Arthur Dayne wasnt killed by a surprise backstab as he prepared to finish Ned off.

What is hamposting can never die. Season 2 rises again, harder and stronger

youtube.com/watch?v=2OibIubBchw
It's fine but a long read.

just do a reread. you end up noticing a lot of details you missed the first time around

She looks like she was just handed a love letter that I wrote to her

>implying Dayne wasn't cursed with frog magic

based swamp boys

>Kike propaganda to shit on based Arthur.
The real tower of Joy had him unable to kill Ned knowing how much his sister loved him and such he threw down Dawn to fake his own death and spared Howland and Ned, telling Ned to bring Dawn back to Ashara. Unfortunately he didn't know Ned was entrapped into a marriage with that trout lady and that no one was happy at the time

...

incel inside

Nikolaj's wiki page says that he's a flaming feminist and big time lefty.

He spoke in the Spotlight Initiative to condemn violence against women. He signed a petition declaring zero tolerance for sexism, sexual harassment, and sexual assault in Danish theater. He's a fucking UN Goodwill ambassador, appointed to help raise awareness in the battles against climate change, global poverty, and international inequality.

"My main mission as UNDP Goodwill Ambassador will be to raise awareness and support for the Global Goals for a better future for all, which cannot be achieved without empowering women and protecting our planet,"
—Coster-Waldau on his mission as UNDP Goodwill Ambassador in 2016.

A Google search of Nikolaj with same sex marriage yields no results, same with gun ownership. There is no evidence to support your statement.

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