Watch Kingdom of Heaven

The jews have been subversive for a thousand years

>being anti-ZOG
>leftist
are you mentally ill, jidf?

>t.

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What was this cuck’s problem?

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>underachieves in life
>disliked by his subjects, except a minority of similar minded war-hungry nuts
>gets cucked
>proceeds to release his pent up frustrations by "waging a holy war on the mudslimes"
was he a proto-/pol/fag?

according to the quran all abrahamics will get to heaven albeit with different levels of purgatory, and the focus is more on non-believers, but the modern ones wouldnt since theyve strayed off their books/paths and replaced gods word with contemporary morals/politics

access was granted with the understanding that all who came came for the same prophets

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>Everyone on Yea Forums tells me Kingdom of Heaven is great
>Watch it
>It's fucking garbage
Seriously why do so many people here praise this movie unironically?

Did you watch the Director’s cut? Superior film.

Yeah, I still wasn't very impressed with it

Well then. You see all the capeshit threads in the catalog? You might wanna join in them. Right up your alley user.

More like virtue signaling to like-minded Christians to gain popularity through war even though he couldn’t win.

Why did they cut "the pope has said" from his line? The movie cucks to Islam hard, makes them very sympathetic while maintaining the crusaders are evil trope.

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>anti-zog
>not christian
wew you really fell for it didnt you laddy?

>jews
>good guys

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When I played Civilizatoin 4 I nuked the holy city of Christianity and rolled over the surrounding lands in an invasion.

No thanks, capeshit is bad, just like Kingdom of Heaven

Okay, but muslims don't like dogs. Answer for this.

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I literally noped the fuck out after the ballista counter weight topples the siege towers scene.
Jesus fuck. what are they thinking

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It's right Eastern Roman (Greek) clay, though

topkek

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>No this is KING Baldwin
>If you want to talk to Daniel Baldwin, call HIS extension, stupid!

Oothodog heretics don't deserve Jerusalem

I get the idea that Buddhists watch this shit, shrug their shoulders and think "why?"

I Dont either

Honestly this. Crusaders are portrayed as evil and hypocrites. That scene with Eva Green say that the moral laws are for the commoners and not for people like them was just disgusting.

Muslim here. Dogs aren’t an issue. Just don’t keep it in your house 24/7 or kiss it like your women do.

>literally has "orthodox" in the name
>heretics
protestacuck education, everyone

Muh culture relativity.

I posted question asking whether Muslims can make movies. Yea Forums deleted it in ONE SECOND. The extent of their insecurity is vast.

fuck mods. mods are fags.

You can't be a real Muslim if you are on an Anime forum.

>he never saw ISISkino

>make offtopic /pol/b8 shitpost
>it gets deleted
Mods are Gods.

This. Can someone in hollywood get a couple of these guys to direct something with a budget?
I want to watch Band of Haji's.

Crusaders were good guys, trying to get back their land from Muslim invaders. There's no ambiguity, it's black and white.

>tells me where I should keep my dog
This is what wars should be fought over

How is it a bait? You can ask about filming questions about any country, ethnicity, gender and sexual group, religion, etc, EXCEPT MUSLIMS?

Proof is trivial and left as an exercise for the student.

t. history brainlet

Jokes on you I jack off to office lady porn.
I’m not telling you where to keep them. Im saying when Muslims own dogs we just can’t keep them in the house all the time.
No pit bulls.

Yeah, I know. That's why I don't like the movie. That and the fact that I was in a Catholic school and one of the priests there was positively enamoured with the flick and I never quite understood why.

>That's why I don't like the movie.

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Based Muslim. Also Islam was created by the Vatican so it's another reason to hate Catholics. Orthodox are the real pals.

same, just watched it a week ago. Even though the events are based on reality, Orlando Blooms character feels like some self-insert anime character. He is literally just the perfect human who just gets everything handed to him, beats the bad guys and saves the day.
>boat sinks at sea, everyone dies, but hes perfectly fine, so is a single horse!
>practices sword fighting one time, hes now capable of beating the muslim generals guard, 3 armored Templar assassins while weaponless and even the Templar leader in a duel
>never had any war or leading experience, but is given command of the army despite there being a veteran leader there
>is given control over some dusty shithole that has probably existed for centuries, transforms it into a fertile farmland in like a day, apparently muslims didnt know about wells?
>becomes the kings friend and adviser despite just arriving to the city and nobody knows him
>bangs the princess because why not

>LOL imagine caring about stuff

There isn't a single piece of evidence to support that other than Mohammed talked to a priest once who told him about Jesus otherwise his illiterate ass wouldn't ever know about it. Also hating Catholics but liking the Orthodox is extremely ironic, we mostly hold the same faith, traditions and we keep the seven sacraments, they just don't recognise the bishop of Rome as the head of the church.

He's a total Mary Sue, there's also
>He inherits his fathers lands even though he's a bastard
>he can defend Jerusalem from a siege despite being a peasant blacksmith
The writing for the movie is literal fanfic tier, the real Balian of Ibelin was a nobleman born and lived in the holy land, so all of Orlando's mary sue problems could be fixed if the movie stuck to what really happened. But no, they needed to make him a peasant for no reason. It's like Braveheart where they make William Wallace a peasant and his character suffers from the same problems