You're in charge of making the next Fantastic Four film. What's it about?

Base it on Hickman's run where Spiderman replaces Johnny

Build up to reed becoming the Maker and the next Thanos level villain.

pretty much this

Porn

Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of The Thing really going to town on this hot, young Sue Storm. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. And then he clobbers crime again. He's out busting heads. Then he's back to the F4 Tower for some more full penetration. Clobbers crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration... And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.

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Three hours of Thing fucking Sue (Jessica Alba of course), while rubber-band man holds/ties her down, and Johnny jerks off the in the corner crying under a fire sprinkler.

Make all characters black.. ULTRA diverse. The sales will be incredible, and surely pass Avatar

>you're in charge of making the next X
These threads are fucking lazy and entirely pointless and I'm sick of seeing them. Get a job.

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Standard marvel formula
>established with minor flaws
>accident gives them powers
>start low level but then villain reveals themselves
>fight with minion and almost lose but learn friendship
>team up on villain who just has the evil version of their powers
>they win and still have all their minor flaws
>post credit scene for future avengers movie

I don't I start with a Doctor Doom film with him as the protagonist.
>Set in Latveria in around the 17th century
>Doom's rise to power from the son of a wicked sorcerer who betrays his father
>To becoming the leader of a nation
>Transforms his nation from a backwater to a thriving technologically advanced superstate
>has to enter hibernation for reasons
>Wakes up to find his nation destroyed and Richard's company or scientific team has taken certain artifacts from the ruins of old Latveria.
>Doom confronts the FF in the second film.

More like Fantastic FORCED at this point.

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>Fantastic 4 are set against Galactus
>On Dr. Doom's side trying to save the earth from Galactus
>They fail
>Their only hope of escape is to transport to another dimension
>Notice that there are tears into the MCU from their own dimension so they enter through there to escape
>Dr. Doom is left behind to face Galactus himself
>Feels betrayed by Richards for not staying on Earth to fight to the death with Galactus
>Doom and Galactus enter into the MCU with Doom as Galactus' herald.

We already have alternate timelines so why not go big and bring in a version of Marvel Zombies?

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I don’t make one. People are clearly tired of the fucking fantastics. Just give it up

stretch man is basically Indiana jones meets rick from rick and morty

Flame guy is a EDM dj (Cue scene of him flaming on with "fire starter" by the prodigy playing)

The thing. wise cracking jewish version of the hulk. Kind of dumb but loveable

Invisible girl: big titty goth gf, subvert expectations

Dr.doom: mads mikkelsen

Future Foundation

also make Johnny Storm a hot-shot chad to really make the dynamic fun between him and Thing.

an adventure film where they got to different worlds on some expedition. Maybe an Indian Jones in space kind of deal. Keep it simple, keep it light, don't try to make some epic thing. Hell, don't even make them super heroes. More sci-fi explorers.

The Fantastic Four take on Toxic Masculinity, Environmental Pollution, Bullying, and Transphobia

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nah save galactus as the phase 4 super villain Galactus is the shit that comes when you fuck with the timeline of the universe since Thanos destroyed all infinity stones

Meh, I say have this one still yet as an origin story but instead of being space that they go into make it the multiverse. Make them the exploration team for it after the governments find out about the multiverse. Would introduce Doom but wouldn't be the villain of the the movie. He just has knowledge of how to open portals. Make the portals unstable and thus how something goes wrong and they bounce from universe to universe. Discover they have powers. Final teleport drops them in negative zone. Rest of film being meeting Annihilus him trying to charm the FF or convince them to help him save the people of the zone from this dying universe only upon releasing them upon our world turning out to be all controlled by him or something.

Annihilus or everything around Incursions seems like an easier antagonist for the next phase.

Anything without niggers.

Cool post Reddit!

Wholesome retro aesthetic sci-fi adventure with a faithful cast.

Make them cameo in a Dr. Strange & Dr. Doom movie.

thank fuck you're not in charge.

>You're in charge of making the next Fantastic Four film. What's it about?
No origin story. Classic late-70s FF hanging out in the Baxter Building. 90% slice of life, 10% battle with a random C-list villain that no MCU fan has ever heard of.

I'd make Johnny a nigger whos is cucking Reed, Reed will be retarded so.yboi and the Thing will be a horrifying bad CGI mush and I'll call you racist for not liking it and so will my army of blue haired whales

The move itself will be about how much I dont like Trump.

Being a mixed race family

ok, firstly, focus on doom. secondly, that's it. also make january jones invisible lady

They all go into space and find some futanari aliens and they fuck.

>James Franco casted as Dr Doom
>Jonah Hill as the Thing
>Seth Rogen as MIster Fantastic
>Danny McBride the Human Torch
>Michael Cera the Invisible Woman
>Craig Robinson Namor the Submariner
>Jay Baruchel Galactus
>Christopher Mintz-Plasse Molecule Man
>Charlyne Yi Annihilus
>Christmas 2020
>Directed by Uwe Boll

Open in 1984 or something. The FF are all in their mid 20s and working in a SHIELD science division under Hank Pym to create a trans dimensional gateway, having been recruited out of college. Things go awry. They get sucked into the portal. Hank Pym shuts down the project when he realises that gateways between dimensions are too dangerous, foreshadowing ant man and the Wasp. The portal was based off of Reed's former college friend, Victor Von Doom.

The FF are brought into the Negative Zone. An anti matter universe where they would spend the next year exploring and learning they have these powers that must have been the result of radiation bursts during their transportation.

Reed and Sue get close. Ben and Johnny bond as friends albeit antagonistic toward one another. Reed invents a way home using what resources he can.

The portal that returns them brings them back to 2012, just after the events of The Avengers. Reed finds that patents on inventions he made in the 80s have gained interest and he's now a fairly wealthy man, so decides to buy one of the less damaged buildings and set up shop. It's revealed that Sue was impregnated by Reed in the negative zone. Cut to a shadowy European nation where a man sits in a large monitor room watching footage of the portal opening up.

Then cue a montage of the FF reading, watching or talking about major MCU events and wondering if it's their time to come into the light. Reed is hesitant, sue as well. They have children to put first and the world has heroes with strange powers already. Johnny and Ben want action and grow frustrated. It's at this point Ben goes to find something to do and stumbled on the Mole Man staging an invasion of Times Square. He's hurt to find people screaming at him amongst the chaos. The rest of the team arrive with a young Franklin Richards in tow. Sue decides there's room in the world for them to be heroes and a family. 1/2

Is this a fishing thread for Disney? If so, listen up:

>The entire cast is WHITE
Stop with the Nergofication, it's been done to death.

>Reed Richards is not a fucking moron
This is going to be a hard one for you since every Disney movie has the white lead be a dumb white man with a good heart surrounded by non white sidekicks that roast him but still follow him because he's good. Reed is the smartest man in the MCU and a father figure AND a strong leader. The cubicle spinsters in the head office will explode with rage over this but let them ruin Star Wars some more and they'll forget. Critics will have to be paid off again to ignore this though.

>Sue Storm is not Maverick from Top Gun
Every female character in Disney is the fucking same. Cocky badass always beating the shit out of men three times her size while cuntsplaining to the men that tag along. Sue was an introvert with a schoolgirl crush on Reed who helped her out of it, and after she got her powers is no longer self-conscious about the way she used to be. She's acts more like a mother to Johnny Storm because he's so immature, friends with Ben Grimm and husband to Reed. You know what? Fuck it, make them married already! It's not a Fantastic Four wedding unless Stan Lee is kicked out, and that was already done. But stop with the kung-fu fight scenes, Sue can trap you in an invisible sphere and shrink it till you're liquid, she's not going to learn how to throw a punch.

>Johnny Storm is the extreme sports dudebro just a year older that Peter Parker
Don't know how you can fuck that up unless you make him a chink or some shit.

>Ben Grimm is not a monster, he just looks like one and it hurts
Ben's got one of the best bio's in the MCU and he thinks he lost everything because of turning into The Thing. DON'T PLAY IT FOR LAUGHS! He's super strong and invulnerable, but that means fuck all to him. He's Jewish too, but he never talks about it. My guess is bring it up only for Oscar consideration.

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They beat the Mole Man and his monsters. He rants as he's taken into custody that he was promised Doom and destruction Yada Yada.

They hold a press conference Iron Man style and announce that the press dubbed "Fantastic Four" are first and foremost a family. But super heroics and scientific discovery is intrinsic to who they are and what kind of family would they be if they didn't teach their children to be true to that. Yay.

Post credit scene is Doom in his monitor room talking into a recorder about how his test was a complete success. Spurring the Mole Man into action drew them out. His old friend Reed Richards is the key to his plans, as his child Franklin was conceived in the Negative Zone his DNA is imbued with properties from "Beyond". Tease that Doom wants the Beyonder.

Throw in a flashy action set piece around the act II mark and we're set.

Don't fuck with more miscast
Look this brazilian comercial, is possible to be faithful to the original source

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Sue getting blacked by Black Panther

Reed Richards is a genuine asshole who makes everyone around him seem retarded. Including every pet character everywhere and Doom.
Which was acknowledged by Doom himself.
He also has qualities, but is still a complete dick.

Other than the time travel bullshit, it has been done in The First Avenger and Captain Marvel and it could be repetitive, I like all, just make them investigate time travel to redo the snap but instead to go to the Microverse they open the Negative Zone

Johnny Blaze

Also whatever the fuck happens, the first movie should not have Doom as a villain, he should be one of the protagonist

ewan mcgregor as Reed
Hayden Christensen as Doom

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It's not a fantastic 4 film, it's a Dr Doom antihero film featuring the fantastic 4 (Reed Richards is useless).

Zac efron as Johnny

I think he means the actual Negative Zone, with Annihilus. Every other movie has been with Victor (I refuse to call him Doctor Doom)

Noice

nice

This is actually a good choice.

John Hamm would make a great Jack Kirby Reed Richards.

the Fantastic Four and Doctor Doom will be c-tier / tv actors, they'll do >9 movies with Disney, Ewan Mcgregor could be a villain or to have a small secondary role, Hayden Christensen could be Adam Warlock

Just start media res in the Hickman run.

Would be better as a tv show desu.

Raimi doing Marvel Zombies is what would cream my pants.

SILVAR SURFAR AND DOCTER DOME!!!

Solve Everything could be too much as first movie

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>no Silver Surfer
This ain’t it, chief.

>During the 80s a team of scientists went into the quantum realm trying to travel though large reaches of space
>get lost in quantum realm for a long time
>get sucked into quantum tunnel and get shot out somewhere in deep space
>get hit with massive waves of gamma radiation either naturally occurring or caused by the snap but that would be a stretch
>navigate back to earth using quantum tunnels which still takes a few years
>half way through the film they find out 40+ years have passed
>they find out what happened and take their research to the pyms who now runs a research center dedicated to quantum realm projects
past this i can't think of anything. i can't think of any cool way to introduce their powers. if you really think about it their powers are kind of based on the "four elements" but thats cheesy as fuck.

the fantastic four should be introduced along with the rest of the mutants that are a result of the snap on earth and maybe have their own separate movie later on. for now there is no determinable reason for them to get those powers specifically, same with the rest of the xmen and mutants, which really doesn't fit with the other marvel super heros so far. every hero has a very specific back story, it would be silly now if people started getting extremely stand alone and separate powers from the same event.

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Reed uses his science to give Sue his powers, then teachers her how to use them to reupholster her pussy.

It's about the Four fighting Doom who has gone mad because he figured out that Thanos was gathering to Stones to starve Galactus to death because the stones can't kill him.

> mads mikkelsen
too late nigga

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