Why was it just sort of meh?

It's Disney's pleb filter. This film is great.

I consider it the best Disney film. I can rewatch it anytime and still enjoy it.

It's almost like it's a children's movie, whoa,

because Meg best girl

>any disney renaissance film
>meh

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Based and Hercpilled.

meg always did nothing to me but the muses, on the other hand, woof... especiialy melpomene. what a babe

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WHY ARE THEY IN VEGAS

>you already know what's going to happen
>fucking hercules described as an underdog
>meg is a bland bimbo
The best part of the movie is hades, everything else was forgettable.

>God Tier
youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4

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i actually don't remember a single thing about this film even though i loved it as a kid

Tarzan is meh.

what the fuck

>doug walker hated this movie
what a faggot

>Le tarzan is based and redpilled
>Bull dyke who hates Drumpf stars in the movie
Ok dummy retard.

You think the creators didn't know they were butchering greek mythology when they made the movie? It's a movie for children. The movie was never about trying to present an accurate depiction of greek mythology you fucking manchild

Watch any of the Disneycember videos on the main disney films. People would say it's the only good thing he makes now, but he's seriously retarded when talking about those movies and nitpicking them.

>Titan with one eye
>Name him Argus, who was known for having a hundred eyes
There's regular butchering, then there's just straight taking the piss.

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Wtf are you even talking about?

Just fucking go on YouTube and watch the video essay on why and how this failed.

TLDR - Because it was an uninspired hot mess that didn't really go anywhere, failed to established a proper emotional connection between its characters and the audience, and was as generic as could be.

It was an okay children's movie, but for anyone with an ounce of critical thinking it doesn't really hold up

So you were watching this movie as a kid and when you saw that scene, it ruined the movie for you? Nigga pls

Did I say any of that? Don't respond to me ever again unless you're going to address my actual post.

The Titan's were absolute Kino

Sounds like you want to be a nitpicking manchild over a children's movie. Can't really help you

ZOOOOOOOOS

The songs weren't that good.

Tarzan was mediocre at it's best. Not bad but nothing to write home about. I still don't see how Phil Collins won awards for that shit. Jane was pretty fuckable though.

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She's not even a real Disney Princess.

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Holy fuck, I never knew Rosie O'Donnell was the gorilla.

They just did motion capture and face imprint software I don't see how you missed it.

I can still put my dick in it.

Did anyone play the PS1 game of this?

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no you can't, that's a cartoon

No, sadly

I did. Shit was pretty good for a vidya movie.

Because it's self aware and ironic, and the characters are just very hard to empathize with. Hercules is a dope, the woman is dishonest and unloyal, Hades suffers from impotent rage the entire movie, his minions are too stupid to be taken seriously, the gods are not helpful or involved and Zeus himself is oblivious to anything that's going on. The soul choir soundtrack didn't help either.

I don't know if I've ever seen someone misinterpret a movie as badly as you. Well done.

The real Disney pleb filter is Atlantis.

Its was made to be as commercial as possible to ensure that it would sell tickets so the guy could make treasure planet that was the deal that the disney ceo at the time made

PHIL COLLINS FUCK PHIL COLLINS AAAA WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE PHIL COLLINS!?! FUCK THIS MOVIE

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I agree. Anyone who thinks it's better than mediocre is a pleb.

aye

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>Make a "soulless grab movie" so you can make your passion project
>Ends up being infinitely better than your autist pirate movie

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Are you kidding?
>best girl
>danny fucking devito sidekick
>JAMES WOODS villian
>beautiful animation of Olympus

>meg always did nothing to me
I'm sorry your father had such a gay son.

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>posts the original vector of furfaggotry
GET OUT

It wasn't.

i'm not much of an autist for these things but this film really really took a lot of liberties to put it lightly.
i'm willing to bet millions of kids grew up thinking hades was something like greek satan because of this film.

phil collins was great in it
you guys are music plebs

brb gonna go back to working on my own music don't even @ me because i wont reply faggot

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have sex

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Nothing wrong with Phil Collins.
I guarantee your music is shit and mine is better

I mean have you ever been familiar with the source material of the Disney movie?
Go read the original stories of snow white, sleeping beauty, and Cinderella. They're fucking terrifying.
Even though when my mom took me to watch snow white in the theater when disney re-released it in the 80's the witch at the end still made me cry like the baby bitch I was.

Deal with it, 4channel has always been a furry website.

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I tried to play the Hercules drinking game, and the first 30 minutes can literally kill you depending on what you're drinking.

its a kids movie

I can'r be mad about James Woods and Danny DeVito getting a paycheck for headlining a movie for kids, but they're phoning it in. The story is also some pretty predictable dumb shit. Character models are ugly except for meg.
It's also not muh generation of Disney.

Yiff in hell furfag.

>Play Age of Mythology as a kid
>Read the ingame dictionaries on the units, then read into some Greek mythology outside of the game
>Watch Hercules thinking it was going to be similar
What a letdown.

>Hera is at all pleased to see Hercules
I was rolling on the floor of the theater saying this is reddit, this is memes.

I don't think Disney could ever have sold authentic Greek myths as a children's film. For example Heracles actually killed Meg and his own kids, and he'd also killed his music teacher after the latter told him his playing sucked. It sort of begs the question why they chose it as source material in the first place.

All furries must die screaming in gasoline fires.

Yea Forums has NEVER been a furry site, you freak of nature. You're literally a meme.

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It's great. I like that they took the Christopher Reeve approach with his personality.

>For example Heracles actually killed Meg and his own kids
In his defense, it wasn't his fault. Thundercunt Hera cursed him with madness.
I almost said I wanted to see sam rami direct a Hercules movie or show, and then I felt retarded.

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Greek millennial girls can't get enough of this movie
I guess they just love Danny devotes voice acting

sneed

Check the URL faggots. We're on 4channel.

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Kinda eh songs.

Hades was dope though.

Check your image in the mirror, you're a freak that needs to burn in a gasoline fire, screaming.

If it wasn't for his terrible music I'd probably enjoy that movie a lot more.

That's the part I don't really get, why demonise Hades when Hera was the twat? I guess the obvious answer is that James Woods wanted a paycheck.

I think Treasure Planet is even better for that.

If anyone in the movie earned their paycheck, it was James Woods. Dude sold that role.

Demo one, nigga

Because they knew they could alter it into a family friendly story that would still be great, just like Cinderella.

>If it wasn't for his terrible music I'd probably enjoy that movie a lot more.
>If it wasn't for his terrible music I'd probably enjoy that movie
>wasn't for his terrible music I'd probably enjoy
>for his terrible music
>his terrible music
>HIS TERRIBLE MUSIC
>T E R R I B L E M U S I C
Do you like phil collins? Been a big genesis fan, ever since the release of their 1980 album, duke. Before that i didnt really understand any of their work, it was too artsy, too intellectual...it was on duke where uh, phil collins presence became more apparent...i think invisible touch is the group's undisputed masterpiece, its an epic meditation on intangibility at the same time it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding 3 albums...christy, take off the robe... listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of banks, collins and rutherford you can practically hear every nuonce of every instrument, sabrina...remove your dress, in terms of lyrical craftsmenship and sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism, sabrina why dont you uh, dance a little! take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion", in this song, phil collins adresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980's, about monogomy and commitment, the song is extremely uplifting...their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as uh, anything ive heard in rock...christy, get down on your knees so sabrina can see your ass....phil collins solo career, it seems to be more commercial...and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way. especially songs like, in the air tonight and against all odds...sabrina dont just stare at it, eat it! I also think, phil collins works best within the confines of the group than as a solo artist, and i stress the word artist! This is sussudio, great, great song...personal favorite.

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Because Hades lives in the underworld and most Americans associate the underworld with Hell and Satan. Therefore it is easy to just make Hades an evil Satanic character so it will be easier for audiences to consume. You can't really have adultery in a Disney Movie either. It would be hard to justify Hera being the antagonist.

>most Americans associate the underworld with Hell and Satan.
Motherfucker larping as a classical greek, the western world associates the underworld with hell and satan because Christianity.

>I consider it the best Disney film. I can rewatch it anytime and still enjoy it.
No, that would be Aladdin or Tangled.

>No, that would be Aladdin or Tangled.
It's cute that you think that.

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How did they get away with this?

Standards were a little different back then.

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People only hated it because the marketing was shit and there was no "romance" for the main character. Why are people so pleb tier? They can't enjoy a movie without a forced romance or love interest.

Can't believe Kingdom Hearts actually fixed the plot of Hercules
>No dumb liar revealed twist
>Hercules loses powers because he felt like he abandoned the people he was supposed to protect

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>the EWES are behind it all
Truly the movie that brought Yea Forums together.

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KH3 did a lot of good things. And some not so good. The graphical upgrade was nice.

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this

this is the only Disney movie that's watchable as an adult

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>Why was it just sort of meh?
It was alright. But at the time there was Raimi's Hercules and Xena which were way more fun.

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>tfw no kida gf

No, it was fun, visually gorgeous and had great and relatable characters.

Maybe that's the joke?
Maybe you are baiting...

>Disney's Stargate SG-1 rip-off..
Yikes.

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Actually it's a Nadia of The Blue Water ripoff.
t. neckbeard

fuck off weeb

Yep, also the first game that broke my habit playing on easy whenever I played a game. Last two levels could only be played medium or hard

encroaching cynicism, overstylized geometry and nigger choir

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based jannies deleting furgin cringe

Most Disney animated movies are mediocre at best, a lot of them just plain suck. Even most Pixar movies aren't that great but at least they're better than regular Disney shit usually

same, only mulan and the little mermaid can compete

Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
derpibooru.org/507065

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kys

kys

The Little Mermaid > Treasure Planet > the rest

I love those shows a lot

Kingdom Hearts 3?

I want to fuck Pegasus.

Top ten Disney songs.

>best girl
Jasmine?

kys

For me, it's Thalia

Who was the best muse?

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this movie gave me thoughts of wanting to fuck the horse
honestly fuck disney films for making animals so goddamn sexy.

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...

yes because *so* many people are constantly talking about this 20 year old movie. they won't stop talking about it!

that's why shes better
>artistic
>obviously has some aptitude for science, given that she assists her father

Just recently watched this again.

It’s still a pretty fun ride. Enjoyed the music and animation

middle has kino hair so her

It was phenomenal 22 years ago.

Those thighs though

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played it on PeeSee,
was pretty good actually, challenging too

The film creator was held hostage by Disney. They want to make Treasure Planet but the suit said they only allow to to that if they make another impossible to flop movies like their 2 previous films( Little Mermaid and Aladdin). So they probably were that passionate when making it .

kys

Hercules, Tarzan, Treasure Planet, Atlantis, Mulan were all kino of the highest order, and I pity people who can't appreciate them.

>i'm willing to bet millions of kids grew up thinking hades was something like greek satan because of this film.
Christians have been retroactively fitting Greek mythology into their theological worldview for centuries. Not really sure this movie can be blamed for any of that m8.

Mulan is universally praised though.

I still have it. Unironically shit game.

kys

Best Disney songs beside The Lion King's "Be Prepared"
You have great taste user

Yes, she also plays Terk in Tarzan.

Yeah man me too! Weird that the word memes and the site reddit came out 13 years after the movie but yeah dude! Total npc culture enjoying things. They should be bitter spiteful 40 year old virgins like us!

youtube.com/watch?v=KznZcK7ksf4

Hercules was kino and only faggots who watch Doug Walker think otherwise

kys

What did Douge have to say about this film?

Second from right. Unf

I hate disney but this aesthetic is great. The backgrounds really represent a mythical greek age

3 5 4 1 2

See

not so much into them
loved meg tho

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kys

She was born to play the role

Me on the far left

meg is best disney girl

it's not even debatable

I want to fuck Meg right fucking now

Even better then Hades Megara ?

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I have a big fat book of Gerald Scarfe's works that has his original designs in it.

I don't know what the point of hiring him was if they were gonna smooth off all the edges

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Hercules is disneykino.
I hope to God i never live to see live action adaptation.

i have it on my psp.

I liked the artstyle and the songs, but the plot was kinda meh and the pacing was terrible, everything feels so rushed

>1: too short and fat
>2: gigantic chin
>3: perfect
>4: ugly nose
>5: ugly hair

It's not, it's actually a pretty good look at Superman like figures. Besides, it has James Woods killing it as Hades.

That's because they were going for something completely different, something you clearly didn't understand.

The right gal from the middle one, she has the best hair.

I’m literally not a furry, but hot damn!

>I’m literally not a furry

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absolutely fucking wrong, it's one of the most underrated disney films ever and has some of the best disney songs ever created

youtube.com/watch?v=zgnHF2CwrPs

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Absolute kino.

Famous last words.

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HONEY
YOU MEAN PASSWORDS

>and the nicest goy
what did they mean by this?

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the muses were Canaanites

Bad list

Emperor's New Groove, Monsters Inc., and Nightmare Before Christmas need to be bumped up to god-tier. Hunchback of Notre Dame needs to be bumped down to good tier, the songs were the only things that saved that movie. Won't even bother trying to correct the rest.

>WALL-E
>mediocre

shit list

>WILL YOU LISTEN TO HIM?
>HE'S MAKING IT SOUND LIKE SOME GREEK TRAGEDY
>LIGHTEN UP, DUDE
>We'll take it from here, darling~
>You go, girls.
Why was this not even slightly grating?

>Hercules
>Perfect husband
>Always nice
>Gets the girl

In real life, people would friendzone Hercule for being too nice.

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Absolute garbage taste.

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why do Americans call Herakles Hercules?

>Hunchback that high
>Black Cauldron in Good tier
>Incredibles not God tier
>Pocahontas not in mediocore
>Beauty and The Beast not in God tier

What the fuck is with you?

>*Blocks your Zionist run company*

>Based on greatest book, The Exodus
>God tier cinematography
>God tier Soundtrack
>Still holds up
>Ralph Fiennes as the villain's voice actor

youtube.com/watch?v=bDtGfvc3WzY

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reminder that the israelites were never actually in egypt

Jane is youh.

>>*Blocks your Zionist run company*
You do know that the story of Moses is from the old testament and is literally about Jews being persecuted, right?

Cringe and bluepilled

Was Treasure Planet the ultimate Disney pleb filter?

I like that you cry about muh Zionism but say exodus is the best bookb

>that scene where Herkules buttfucks his boyslave

The 90s were wild

In your image:
4 > Charlton Heston = 3 > Meg > 1 > 5 = 2

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>Lilo & Stitch and Wall-E
>mediocre

"no"

Exodus is the most kiked book in the entire Bible.
Absolute bluepill-tier

Only on Yea Forums can you find such a group of contrarians.

It's hardly even about Hercules, he's just the sanctioned buffoonery that pushes the story along. youtube.com/watch?v=ZvtspevZxpg
The trailer shows meg for exactly 0.4 seconds. But she is the real protagonist of the story. I'm convinced Disney exist to push slutiness with their convoluted plausible deniability motivation scheme. She was evil at the start but pure of heart as evidenced by her "unexpected" "sacrifice".

>Sword in the Stone
>HURR HEY ARTHUR LET'S TURN INTO AN ANIMAL AGAIN TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT THE WORLD
>Great Tier
That's not even the worst part of this horrible list but that definitely stands out.

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I pity people that weren’t apart of the animation renaissance of the 90’s

This is the only movie that I liked from Disney the spanish latin dub was so good

>Ricky Martin as Herc

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>Prime Ricky Martin*

True, but to be fair Hercules based its story on them rather than just spitting them out. You could swap the celebrities for random voice actors and wouldn't devalue the film.

kys

well it's kids cartoon so it's not suprising if adult people feel that it is meh. it's meant for kids

>you have no good memories from your childhood
LMAO

I want to go back

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kys

kys

>Monsters Inc not in great tier
>Zootopia not in good tier
>Frozen in bad tier
>Incredibles not in god tier
Fucking awful list.

it had some of the most kino songs

this song is fucking amazing
mulan had some good songs too

WRONG!
move pinocchio and peter pan up to god tier, move all good tier to great except for the pixar shit
move ratatouille down to mediocre
move bambi and dumbp to good tier
brother bear is kino move that shit up to at least great
shit tier is perfect

>greek
um its Heracles sweaty

You have autism. I'm completely serious, you are autistic.

I cringed when it showed ancient fucking Greece having capitalism and celebrity cancer. The antagonist is underwhelming but based.

I really love Hercules but it’s not perfect. Objectively it’s a solid B

have they put cleavage on newer disney MC's?
even the muses have cleavage
god i fapped to meg so much as a kid

>Being triggered by anachronisms in a cartoon
lmao

>This made up story isn't accurate to these older made up stories.

kys

Myths are real you loser.

herkulade drik

Meg is best girl

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kys

That's nothing special to Disney. They bastardize every old folktale they base their cartoons on.

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I want to fuck Zeus.

I remember catching some episodes of Hercules and Xena as a kid but I never really got into them. Is Xena worth it as a tv show? Main actress is hot and I assume it's more camp than outright 'good" stuff but if it's entertaining I'm down for it.

JEWISH HUMOR AND NEUROTICISM, INSTEAD OF WHITE ARYAN HEROISM.

see: Thor, a norse hero? LMFAO nigga nope, he's a fat white beta male loser playing video games cuz his fee-fees weak.

Knowing what he's really like, he probably wants to fuck you too.

I'm Greek and you're retarded. Greek mythology is supposed to be sandal capeshit

loved it as a kid

Hercules was the only time changing mythology irked me because the movie itself was mediocre. I don't care if Aladdin was accurate to the original arabian nights stories because the movie is goddamn excellent.
Fuck off /pol/ schizo.

>putting Fox and the Hound in Bad tier

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>Greeks
>white

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