Let's see Paul Allen's card
no
I said, "LET'S SEE PAUL ALLEN'S CARD"
check em
alright fine here ya go
that's bone
Promising
Quads and I get my dream girlfriend.
tough luck buddy
doubles
Dubs.
Failed get means you'll be single forever
music to my ears
Dubs and you die in your sleep.
Dubs confirm that everyone on this board needs to have sex
I'll reroll for him, got u bud
have sex
You mean have this six?
my time to shine
dubs and you never have sex
>impressive, very nice
just WHAT did he MEAN by this?
Dubs and you become a tranny to fill our needs.
Dubsias on a Thursday night. How'd I swing that?
If this doesn't get dubs then I have sex
dont have sex
Execute order have sex
For me, it’s Bateman’s card.
dubs and i will be happy
>Allen > Van Patten >> Bateman >>>>>the shit I took this morning >>>>>>>Bryce
>115847066
very nice
If this does get dubs then there's still hope
if VP's was on a solid texture it would BTFO all the others but it looks like toilet paper along with bryce's
dubs and i get a hooker
Dubs and my crush becomes my girlfriend next month.
Dubs and his crush becomes my girlfriend
>crush
dubs and you admit you're underaged
so close
Dubs and you become my girlfriend.
dubs and I get all the sex I want.
I wish but I'm just a delusional virgin.
Impressive. Very Nice.
Well, this is unexpected.
Whoa
That subtle off-white coloring...
If this doesn't get dubs then nobody ITT gets laid
If dubs you all need to have sex
if dubs this user gets lung cancer for fucking me over
If dubs you kill yourself by the end of the year
Dubs and I kill myself.
dubs and i will get Trump to be my girlfriend
dubs and everyone here gets laid before the end of the year
rude user
Very Nice
Please?
BASED Patrick
should it be dubs
“Me no want no dabbus.”
Jackie chan on Yea Forums
So I'm gonna be his girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill myself. Nice
Based
come now guys, the dubs you were looking for all along were right here
Dubs and everyone here gets whatever they want
Check em
trips and no one in this thread is ever going to have sex
very nice
not today satan
Opinion on my new card
jesus that was close
Don't mind me. Just dropping these dubs off here.
t-thank you. finally after 25 years...
Dubs and Israel gets nuked tomorrow and jannies all kill themselves
check this out
Quads and I get a lovely girlfriend.
lucky...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Based!
Congratulations :)
extremely impressed with this get lads
E-ENJOY IT A-user
Here she is
Thanks Patrick
OH SHIT NIGGER
Roll
impressive
>Luis>>>Everyone else
dubs and if you don't respond to this, your mother dies in her sleep
ew no fuck off
Dubs and this user has his cock and balls ripped off by a mountain lion named Tabitha
Not a bad lineup mind you, you got the first and last place correct, and I suppose you can put the other two up to preference
> Allen > Bateman > Van Patten >>>>>>>>>> A soggy cinema ticket stub that fell into the toilet > Bryce
Bryce shouldn't even have a job, it has to be nepotism
giv gf pls
77
It's shit.
>there are no trips in this thread
pathetic
Bateman has a try hard faggot feeling, but it's much better than the plain and uninspired Bryce's card with that uninspired font. Von Patten though...very nice. Pleasing to the eye. The only once that could top out is the simple, yet elegant Allen's, whose font is shart and eye catching. And the smallest of detail of the "Vice President" size being almost as big as his own name, showing the importance the title has to him and the customer tops him out so you're ranking is spot on.
underrated
quads are also trips.
Bless you
Based Bateman
>Tfw I’ll never have to return some video tapes
quads and everyone in this thread quits Yea Forums and turns their life around
eh, good enough of a reason
dubs and i win 4 million dollars
dubs and they're mine
trips and you suck my dick lol
Dubs and this post is revoked
dubs and it doesn't apply to you
dubs and Hillary wins 2020
dubs and Trump does
checked
dubs and it was all a dream
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
*tips check*
Impressive Patrick but true power comes to those that can controll their fate. Now witness my power and this 5.
looks like sevens are more your style
Dubs and I go to bed like a responsible adult. Trips and I stop drinking also.
GOD DAMN IT
God I love repeating digits
ITT: Yea Forums gets a life
Didn't mean to respond to myself
You must feel ashamed
Probably the best dubs thread i've seen in a while, and i remember peak dubs threads back on Yea Forums
dubs and i get a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
my god what have i done?
based
based thread
god damn
Ok
dubs and everyone here dies before the end of the year
hold hands
Based.
dubs and Yang does
dubs and every soul who replied to get a trap instead of a girl
dubs and everyone here will fuck each other
You lucky bastard.
Congratulations
dubs and it's Sue Lightning
dubs and i become your lovely girlfriend
quads and tomorrow is the end of the world
dubs and female remake of american psycho in this year
Absolutely based thread, also *COUGH* *COUGH* C-check em *COUGH*
dubs and i'll die tomorrow
dubs and russia will restore monarchy in this year
check 'em
TRY GETTING DUBS NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
okay
dubs and i'll have sex
damn man, share some of that lucky dubs sex with the rest of us
with a trap
if dubs then we'll fuck each other ITT
traps are gay
Dubs and i can't really think about anything
only thing i want is dubs gimme some dubs
Quality thread
Dubs and I get the job I had an interview for today.
This guy's got better things to do
thanks fren
dubs and all dubs gotten in this thread lose their power
Dubs and you land the job interview but you are sexually harassed by Bill from accounting
dubs and all dubs gotten in this thread restore their power
Dubs and i can finally die
you just doomed us all to a sexless year you retard.
gamers....rise up.
33
you're gonna die
Dubs and the dubs are restored to their former glory
thank you
dubs and dubs becomes great again
I feel very relaxed when they compare the cards and tap them
I have no idea what I'm doing.
dubs and the curse is reversed and this poster dies horribly
dubs and you're dead
dubs and you're fake
But I was almost a Wizard.
Dubs and they gain their power back. Also you die in your sleep tonight.
and gay
dubs
Check these QUINTS
Dubs and reddit leaves
you have no power
bless you
the last two digits are the size of my dick in cm
dubs and 2020 will be a kino year
dubs
Dubs and i go to bed
you dont need dubs but rolling for you
Some day, user. Some day.
that's comic sans
dubs and i get a boyfriend
Trips and we will all make it
>whose font is shart
Dubs and my card is better than Paul Allen's card.
you're here forever. here's to another day of sleeping in until 3
Trips and i kill myself
Dubs and i get cute wife
Okay, serious question, how did you do that?
Fuck.dubs and i live over 100 years
Huh, Paul Allen's card is actually the best looking.
Hey, Paul.
these dubs are dead now. what happened?
Yes, the dubs are gone now, but have you tried killing yourself?
this post
>dubs are gone
>3300
Nothing is offensive. Offense is another persons reaction. Since nobody can read minds, theres no point in trying not to offend because there is no possible way to avoid it.
fuck dubs
ENOUGH
not enough
777 and i get a gf
rip billy, you will always be loved.
Its false.
Raised. Letters.
Quads and I get a loyal gf
11's will suffice
why arent dubs disabled on tv lol
dont other boards do the dubs thing too?
damn nigga
>everyone else gets bateman
>i get the raging incel faggot
damn my fucking luck
sipping that delicious feedwater
I'm running out of Bateman reactions
good coloring
Dubs and there's a yuppie murdering someone to Huey Lewis and the News somewhere out there right now
Here
I get that one point of the movie is that the characters are bland and interchangeable, but why the fuck do they have the same phone number?
>tfw jannies try and remove this post