Why did Chris Hansen flip out about a pocket knife? I and most the men I know carry one everyday. It's not a big deal...

Or defend myself and open boxes.

>We aren't fucking British.
If they were in Britain he would've served more time for a pocket knife than grooming/sexting/raping a minor.

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Love opening boxes with my gun.

Not only are you a retarded pussy, you are a defenseless retarded pussy.

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Damn you are retarded.

Lemme know when your toddler blows his brains out with your gun dude.

Faggot

Classic, simple yet tasteful

Will kill himself or someone else eventually.

I carry a pocket knife every day, multiple actually. One for work and box opening(razor knife) and one bigger one more geared to utility and protection uses. But then again I’m not a fucking pedo.

Maybe he desperately wants to believe all those people who told him to just be himself. Maybe he needs to believe that we live in a world where people can just be themselves without fear of judgement or mockery

lol imagine carrying a knife or gun around in your own neighbourhood/country for safety

How is he a criminal in this point? Has he been charged? Had his rights read, is he in handcuffs?

I carry a pocket knife. I don't understand how any man wouldn't want to carry such a versatile and essential tool.

For me, its the benchmade griptilian

>There are so many guns in America the only way to feel safe is to carry a gun yourself
>Even though it's a police state
L m a o

Imagine being a tripfaggot nigger.

>there are anons on 4chins right now that don't have a knife collection
Zoomers have ruined this place

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Glad I don’t live in your shithole

Howdy :^)

Well, the cops outside waiting to arrest him might be a clue, dummy.

Howdy!

Doesn't matter the show is basically entrapment.

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Someone post the link

Imagine needing the ability to kill multiple people with the pull of a trigger to feel like a man lol

>committing crime doesnt make you a criminal until you get caught/charged/imprisoned

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Is this the link?
drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

t. Pedo

Be me
Be proud american
Work ten hours a day like a slave
Go home
Have to navigate through nigger and spic ghettos
Eat shitty Food at home
Start to bleed from my ass
Go to doctor
Doctor sends bill
Its 1000000000 Million Dollars
I cannot pay
Get sentenced with 20 years to life
Get raped and murdered in prison by niggers while guards watch and cheer.

You jelly europoors?

I'm british and I carry a penknife, it's perfectly legal

>weeee weeeee weeee it's ENTRAPMENT it's not REAL why CAN'T I try to fuck little girls off the internet WHY WHY WHY

It's probably the only thing that makes him happy. He would have been bullied so savagely as a kid and so he developed an intense hatred and fear for his environment. He chose the polar opposite of that area (the South/desert) and put it up on a pedestal. Something he could dream of and look forward to. He wears that stuff as a safety blanket to self soothe.

it was just a swiss army knife key holder he just freaked out like a bitch

LOL, you liberal faggots always run right to this, like it happens that often. The last time I looked at statistics, the leading cause of death for kids 1-9 was accidents and murder. It was like 30 accidental gunshot deaths, out of millions of kids in that age group.

Oh, look, the actual numbers.

cdc.gov/injury/wisqars/pdf/leading_causes_of_injury_deaths_highlighting_unintentional_2017-508.pdf

Out of 74 million. SEVENTY FOUR MILLION.

36 deaths.

I'd say owning guns around kids is pretty fucking safe. Cars, not so much.

Shaddap, fairy.

ITT: Eurofags who completely forgot what it means to be free.

>Be me
>Be American
>Work eight hour days at comfy job
>Go home to loving family
>have to navigate down beautiful, scenic country roads
>Eat food that I hunted, and what I've bought from local farmers
>go on Yea Forums to laugh at seething Euros with acid dripping down their faces

>If he knows the way he dresses is weird, why does he still do it?

Why do women dye their hair strange colours?
You'll find both answers are the same.

Oh, look, the pedos are here.

>trusting American census bureaus

Aren’t they also the ones that keep telling me blacks are only 13% of your population and Jews are only 2%? Who the hell do you think you’re kidding with that?

>he doesnt actually know what entrapment is
I'll admit that his case is borderline but what got him is the fact that he initiated the sex talk, in fact he initiated all the talk. It's not entrapment to pose as a little girl and catch pedos who approach you of their own volition and start talking about sex.

>the virgin hansen
>the chad pedo

>Eat food that I hunted, and what I've bought from local farmers
Memery aside I really miss eating wild meat like deer and especially moose, I can't eat that shit they sell at the supermarket

you're a anxiety ridden, insecure idiot who most likely will get someone killed someday

You're literally not a criminal until formally charged with a crime.

my grandparents got me a buck 110 in yellowstone (blade has Yellowstone engraved on it) way back when i was a kid, I've still got that bitch. Brass is based.

>youre not a murderer until youre charged with murder
imagine being this dumb

And even then you still have to be convicted by a judge or jury.

if you commit crimes you are a criminal. being charged has nothing to do with it

Oh well howdy there! ˙͜>˙

lol @ liberal conspiracy theories, how's impeaching trump for russiagate going moron

Imagine not understanding the laws that protect sovereign citizens from unlawful persecution.

Yeah, yeah, another typical angry liberal faggot moving the goalposts. You fags LOVE the CDC when their numbers support your agenda, but when the actual numbers don't, "Oh, they LIE."

Shaddap, faggot.

36 of of 74 million, dummy.

>he doesnt know the difference between a criminal and a convicted criminal

You're playing a game of mental gymnastics and your stupid child's argument hinges on vague definitions. If I rob someone I have committed a crime. I am a criminal. Getting caught has nothing to do with it.

>t. redneck

>bait this weak

I don’t care about any of your shitty stats because I’ve seen your country. And any dead child from guns is bad, doesn’t matter if it’s 1 out of a billion.

Reminder that your second amendment is a meme and always was a meme. You’ve never used it to depose anyone and you never will. The only thing it’s been used for is bloodshed. Same way you use it on the Middle East when you sell them guns. Your nation was basically fucked from the start as a constitutional clause.

>being charged has nothing to do with it

It literally has everything to do with it. It's why you can't just go around accusing people of being criminals.

See:

There isn't really any difference.

From law.com:

criminal
1) n. a popular term for anyone who has committed a crime, whether convicted of the offense or not. More properly it should apply only to those actually convicted of a crime. Repeat offenders are sometimes called habitual criminals. 2) adj. describing certain acts or people involved in or relating to a crime. Examples of uses include "criminal taking," "criminal conspiracy," a "criminal gang."

It can be both, while the courts and legal system PREFER to only call people convicted criminals that, because it runs afoul of the "innocent until proven guilty" concept in western law.

But it's semantical bullshit. He was a target for arrest because of his actions before he showed up, and just showing up, because all they need is intent.

Anything else is pedos bawing, thinking they can outsmart the legal system trying to fuck children.

>bro legalize drugs you cant ban things it will just make it worse
>ban guns NOW NOW IT WILL MAKE THEM ALL DISSAPEAR
uhh

holy fuck you are dumb

More angry chicken squawking. Shaddap, faggot.

holy fuck lol it literally says in the very first sentence of the definition FOR ANYONE WHO HAS COMMITTED A CRIME and you are still trying to pretend like youre right go fucking kill yourself you industrial cock inhaling faggot lmao

>If I rob someone I have committed a crime. I am a criminal.

You can confess to your nearest officer to being a criminal, however sufficient evidence will still have to be obtained and due process carried out, and if not enough evidence is secured and your story changes too many times, I'm afraid a judge and jury may not agree with you. For all we know you may be telling lies and have a mental disorder.

I know acne scars and lazy eye are weird, I still go outside

Hey don’t say I didn’t warn you. I don’t live in your country so I don’t give a shit. But I watch your daily school shootings and your seethings at the world and all I can do is laugh and feel satisfied in my knowledge of how everything is truly right in this world. Just the way it should be.

Since russian little girls are all over instagram obviously looking to get paid looking like little girls, why don't they apply as baits for this new chris hansen show to bait actual Yea Forums/ reddit pedos so we see what the fuck are the fucking cunny spammers or wikieat crossborders even look like and see them jailed.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS FUCKING STUPID DUDE IF YOU SUCK COCK YOU ARE A COCKSUCKER

simple
fucking
as

youre arguing about whether someone is a criminal "in the eyes of society" youre arguing that tex isnt a criminal yet because he hasnt been charged or convicted in court BUT HANSEN KNOWS HE HAS COMMITTED A CRIME AND SO NATURALLY HE IS STARTLED THAT THE CRIMINAL HAS A WEAPON WITH HIM

he's a homosexual drama queen paid to perform a role on a weird fucking program that obsesses over child molestors and deliberately attracts them.
imagine the kind of people who deliberately want to active and attract molestors.
the better question is, why are you watching it, looking for tips on how to avoid being caught?
kill yourself

holy fuck lol you're a faggot. Nobody cares, faggot. Your breath smells like cum, faggot, lol. Are you literally shaking, faggot?

>oh no ive exposed how fucking dumb i am ill just call him a faggot
genuinely consider killing yourself

If you fuck a dude you are gay. Getting found out isn’t what makes you gay.

You realize the reason you barely get replies except from the odd faggot you choose to debate is because almost everyone has you filtered or is smart enough to ignore you, right?
Take that gay-ass trip off so people can learn to ignore you by the quality and content of your shitty posts.

And even more angry chicken squawking. Shaddap, faggot. Your kids...well, other people's kids have more danger of being murdered by an African or arab shithead animal in your shitstain country, than kids in this country have of shooting themselves in the head. You were wrong with your faggot comments, you're a lisping faggot, and you need to just shaddap, faggot. Go suck your savage immigrants off, faggot, do your fucking job and shut the fuck up already. M'bumbe is waiting for you, faggot.

>You’ve never used it to depose anyone and you never will.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Athens_(1946)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundy_standoff

Have sex

You're not funny

lel cope and wish harder user

I own you

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You just know this guy participated in EDC threads.

>why was C.H. freaked out about a guy that wants to fuck 12 yr olds showing up to what he thought was a kidfucking date with a fucking knife

gee I don't know you goddamn brainlet

yikes gotta filter you out u seem really unhinged
filter him

>youre arguing about whether someone is a criminal "in the eyes of society"

Society, no. In the eyes of the government, yes. Perhaps you should take a law elective at some point in your life, as this is all clearly baffling to you. In the United States, one is not a criminal decreed by state unless formally charged.

In fact you can even commit a 'crime' and in lieu of formal charges ever being brought about you, be abonished of that crime altogether due to statute of limitations.

That’s right anglos. You got cucked. It’s time to retreat and filter like the other anglos that game before you (and will come after as well).

You can't buy a new face, but you can buy new clothes

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Is it? I thought you aren't allowed any concealed blade anymore?

Last I heard, they were arresting people for having sharp sticks

Did an anglo fuck your girl or something?

You posted a fucking definition of criminal and it literally says "anyone who commits a crime, whether convicted or not". Being convicted isn't what brings the act of committing a crime into reality. You're trying to sound smart but you're fucking dumb and arguing something totally different than everyone else that actually has half a brain and common sense. You talk like that one fedora tipping kid in every school who thinks he is smarter than his teachers but is really just an annoying little fuckwit.

Also, "abonish" isn't a word. The word you're looking for is "admonish" or possibly "abolish" (?) but neither of them make any sense in whatever context you are trying to use them in. Fucking idiot.

Soon probably, screwdrivers seem to be the newest weapon to be banned

unironically explain this. do you encounter unopenable boxes so frequently that you've felt the need to carry a gun with you?

Also learn how to fucking use commas. You're putting them in places you think they belong to make yourself sound smarter but they don't fucking belong there.

I’m simply talking to my audience here. And let’s be honest I don’t think anglos are in the business of cucking anyone with those tiny penises.

>I don't understand commas.

Holy shit, you're dumb.

They make knives with pens on them?

Holy fucking based

>Also, "abonish" isn't a word.

Hahahaha, look how dumb these idiots are.

You just seem kind of obsessed, like you're gay for anglos but mask it with anger

>Perhaps you should take a law elective at some point in your life, as this is all clearly baffling to you.
this sentence doesn't need a comma
>In the United States, one is not a criminal decreed by state unless formally charged.
neither does this one
>In fact you can even commit a 'crime' and in lieu of formal charges ever being brought about you, be abonished of that crime altogether due to statute of limitations.
this sentence is missing one

kill yourself, fucking jimmy neutron wannabe faggot

>people falling for this obvious bait
ISHYGDDT

Imagine not being trusted by your government enough to carry a pocket knife.

Nah you’re just an anglo yourself trying to cope. It’s no different than saying nigger to me.

PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO

>he needs government approval to defend himself

Home of the brave lmao

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>N-no u
It's okay to be a faggot bud

you're literally not a faggot until you get a dick in the anus
and yet
you are

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Dude, there's nothing gay about getting your fudge packed.

>what's weird about carrying a knife when you go to visit a 13 year old girl by herself?

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Stay cucked anglo

Yeah yeah just hit me up on the Yea Forums DM if you want me to split those cheeks ;)

Only when I'm raping.

No rebuttal to his points? Has your rational thinking licence expired over there m8?

His points were based off made up stats by his manipulative and seething government. Why should I work off of his fiction when I can just make fun of him?

So can someone answer me what the point of chatting politics in a television and film board is when there's a politics board literally just a click away?

Anglo coping

it's not entrapment you retard. you should read the definition of entrapment before making yourself look like an idiot.

pol is filled with normies now

Sorry I’m not into anglo culture

But Yea Forums isn't?...

SEETHING faggot, lol. Actual government statistics popped the fuses on your retarded brain this hard, lol.

Remind your faggot self how "dangerous" guns are to kids, the next time an immigrant savage kills one of yours. WIll probably be later today.

Lol stay mad muh 13% and muh 2% jews

We totally believe you!

Kill yourself faggot scum

Hey you should be more considerate. Having your fudge packed is a proud anglo tradition and you’re being racist by condemning it.

I have him filtered yet I still see his name scrolling by even if the post is hidden. Is there a way to make it fully hidden?

Yeah stick a buttplug up your ass and sing the bong national anthem

Not that user, but the first two examples are parenthetical elements and are perfect with commas. Not sure about the last one because I'm too distracted by "abonished."

Oh wow you actually are black. Makes a lot of sense now and my annoyance has turned to pity.

Are you using Yea Forums x? should be a option to hide stubs

When you can’t get enough chimping put down in real life so you have to chimp out on a Mongolian Saturday morning cartoon forum

I’m on iOS unfortunately. They have an option to hide thread stubs but not comment stubs.

I can bring a goat with me to warm you up if you like

sebenza to flex on the poors

innocent until proven guilty is kinda how most justice systems work yeah :)

No it’s ok don’t bother your mom

lmao take the W lad

It was theater. Point of the show is that there are dangerous people lurking behind every corner. Chris isn't going to let an opportunity like "I have a knife in my pocket" be wasted.

Samefag

Ouch!

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._.

It's literally not.

It's okay, I know about inspect element also.

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>thinking the Bill of Rights was ever supposed to apply past the federal level
>thinking the Framers gave a fuck if a state banned guns

Took a while tho didn’t it ;)

yep

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I had a feeling you would go to the trouble to prove that. Looks like I had power over you :^)

It's not a weapon it's a fucking utility pocket knife

texas thicc

Filtered. Tripfags need to go back to plebbit.

Haha you must be one irresponsible fucker

The knife you fucking idiot.

It’s just an ethnic European lashing out in the only way he can.

>The emperor has no clothes
Of course it's fucking entrapment. Most of these guys never get convicted for a reason you dunces.

the cunny wrangler

>Aren’t they also the ones that keep telling me blacks are only 13% of your population and Jews are only 2%? Who the hell do you think you’re kidding with that?
Do you have any proof those numbers are lies?
Blacks have never risen beyond 13-14%, hell America is only 56% because Latinos are the ones growing out of control.

Custom Striders and Bowies are flexing on the poors. A Sebenza is just getting memed on.

I'd say the first one in particular isn't exactly incorrect but it would also be correct without the comma and the comma makes the sentence flow disjointedly.

>you literally see someone commit murder
>you cant prove it to anyone after the fact
>but you know he is a murderer
but according to you because it cant be proven in a court of law you should carry on pretending he isnt a murderer and still like hang out with him and shit because hes a perfectly well balanced normal human being and stand up citizen

>a knife isnt a weapon
I see what you're saying but you don't see what everyone else is saying. Dude's obviously got a few screws loose. Chris is a reporter confronting people who are about to get their lives fucking ruined, they could do anything. Lunge at him, try to stab him, pull a gun on him. Somebody pulls out a knife it is probably a bit startling regardless of whether he had a perfectly normal reason for having it.

he wants to feel special, so he tries to look special
to feel like there is some worth in his shitty childhood and fucked up life, meaning or whatever

he was born too early to take the honkpill, this is why he does it

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I disagree. It's introducing a subordinate clause.

>Perhaps you should take a law elective at some point in your life
Result
>this is all clearly baffling to you
Reason

Maybe you're reading "as" as a preposition instead of a conjunction, and it would seem more clear if it used "since," as in:

"Perhaps you should take a law elective at some point in your life, since this is all clearly baffling to you."

Worst threads on this site that always devolve into muh entrapment discussions, seriously, is it not enough to have had this argument daily for the last fucking decade? Can we not laugh at disgusting autists without having the same tire argument? God I hate every single person that posts about entrapment and the legality of this show just to derail, find another fucking thread or forum to assfuck other pedophiles, most of us just want to laugh at predator kino

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>I and most the men I know carry one everyday
What kind of a shithole you live in?

I mean you don't have to live in a shithole to carry a small utility knife but if you carry one and youre not a tradesman I have news for you. You're autistic.

>Brings knife to a statutory rape

NOBODY SEEMED TO KNOW WHERE VINCE CALLED HOME
HE JUST DRIFTED INTO TOWN AND STAYED ALL ALONE
HE DIDN'T SAY MUCH KINDA QUIET AND SHY
AND IF YOU SPOKE AT ALL YOU JUST SAID HI TO BIG VINCE

SOMEBODY SAID HE CAME FROM WAPPINGER FALLS
WHERE HE DRAINED SOME 18 YEAR OLD'S BALLS
AND A CRASHIN' DEPRESSION FROM HIS MEDS
SENT HIM TRAWLIN' FER UNDERAGE PUSSY ON THE WEB
BIG VINCE
(BIG VINCE, BIG VINCE, BIG BAD VINCE)

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9/10
Rarely do posts give me a chuckle

100% agreed.

Why the fuck are you carrying a pocket knife around with you? You're not in the fucking boy scouts.

Anyone have a link?
I saw it when it came out but i can't find it anymore

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Lol

fag

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For me it's some Kershaw I got at Walmart. Want that Bugout for edc tho.

I sure abonish you user. Your mom gives good abonish for abonish amount of money. Now go abonish the discord trannies please before you abonish yourself.

Maybe he shouldn't have gotten himself entrapped by telling a little girl he wants to see if his dick fits in her vagina

>
31+14 isnt 36
I wonder if that is also counting stray bullets from police or gang shootouts
Where do you get 74 million, is that the number of kids 1-9 in the country?

He should have stabbed Hanson and became a legend.

that's how english works, you autistic retard. Its not just one big run on sentence. A comma gives breaks and pauses for pacing

B A S E D

Only retards would ever let their kids have access to their guns. If you leave your shit out and your kids kills itself it did the gene pool a favor.

>t. future school shooter's "b-but w-e always k-kept it in the safe :,(" father
fucking retard with small dick complex
making loud noises at shooting range won't give you your masculinity back, you cuck
men fight up close