>He has the power to post a dick pic and wipe out the entire thread, and if we believe there's a ONE percent chance that he is our enemy we have to take it as an absolute certainty... and we have to destroy him.
He has the power to post a dick pic and wipe out the entire thread...
>The board is dead.
>Bury it.
>Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator?
>It's that jannies can be innocent
>Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be banned already!
Fa/tv/irgins criticizing those who think they're above the law is a little hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your namefag contributes to a thread, you write a puff piece post about a user who if he wanted to, can burn the place down. There wouldn't be a damn thing we can do about it.
>The greentexts are coming. The greentexts are coming.
>have sex
>that is a one-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.
>Tell me
>Do you sneed?
>They said the age of samefags would never come again
>Moot made a world where standing together is impossible
>Capeshitters are like weeds, Alfred. Pull one up, another grows in its place
>Jannies hate what they don’t understand
>Maybe it's the Yea Forums in me, we just have a bad history with pepe's dressed like clowns.
>Don't believe every thread you read, son.
>Now..OP...is good...as dead
I was going to say this thread was good then I saw how many posters were in it
Based thread
Are they with you?
Lmao, fuck, idc if there's samefags here. The posts made me laugh hard. Keep it up
>Ill take you in without banning you. Which is more than you deserve
Twenty years in Yea Forums... how many good threads are left? How many stay that way?
> See, what we call based depends upon our tribe, user, 'cause based is tribal. Redpills take sides. No Moot intervened when I was a newfag to deliver me from jannies' fist and abominations. I figured out way back if Moot is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
>there we go... there we go...
>and now jannies bend to my will
>Wow those are some nice trips. You should not pick a fight with this person.
>Boys! Mmm! Capeshit meets Kino. Ha! I love it! I love bringing people together!
>Nobody cares about jannies taking on the sneedposters
best thread on Yea Forums
I hate BvS but I'm loving this shit. Keep it up
>You can call me whatever you like. Take an actress who hit the wall and call her mommy; take a saggy ass and call it a brapper. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna smell it.
>but frogposters are not our enemy
>The redditors are coming
>The redditors are coming
>sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed...sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed
Huh! Milkies, milkies, milkies. The mother of a degenerate must be a whore. The punishment for whores, what is that? That's right. Death by cummies.
>Go upstairs and socialize. Some young tranny from /pol/ will make you honest
>The bell's already been rung. They heard it; the creatures in the other board. They'll come... /pol/ will come. They're angry... Reeee... Reeeee... Reeee..
>i bet your endgame threads taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason...My threads taught me a different lesson, getting 404d for no reason at all.
Fucking kek
Heh
>this thread
>No matter how violent, every sneed I post is for the greater good of my people.
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>They say it's all downhill after the first (you)
>Every incels special lady, is his mother
>Sneed sneed sneed
>My mother always tells me to bump and post a happy pepe
>YOU DON'T WANT NO SNEED? YOU DON'T WANT NO SNEED?
for some reason this one gave me the feels
Black and blue. Fight night. The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: God versus man; day versus night; Sneed of Feed versus Chuck of Suck!
Awfuk senpai lol
>I can't wait to show you my new trips
Is BvS kino? This dialogue makes it seem pretty good
>We know better now, don't we? Blacked threads don't come from minorities around us. No, they come from /pol/.
>That's how it starts. The shitpost... the sage... the feeling of powerlessness that turns good anons cruel.
This, but replace blacked with BLEACHED
>You were never a mod...You weren't even a janny
You're letting them...kill...barry threads
Even you have gotten to old to die a newfag... And not for the lack of trying
>This is how it all caves in, civilization on the wane, manners out the window. But who would believe me, I... I'm a tranny. I'm not even fit to stand trial.
>That's right. We have boards who treat the mentally ill with compassion......but that's not where you're going. I've arranged for you to get a transfer to /pol/ in president trump general. I still have some friends there. They're expecting you.
Fuckn lol
/pol/ does both friend
>I don't hate the sneeder I hate the sneed.
>are you an incel, general?
>they did not tell me the interview was with a roastie
>THIS IS KATANA SHE'S GOT MY BRAAAAP
>This is Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting BRAAAAP'd by her. Her bunda traps the souls of its victims
Oh i'm not gonna report ya, i'm just going to sage ya. Really, really bad.
Greentexts, ya gotta love em
>20 years in this board, Alfred, we've seen what promises are worth, how many sneeds are left? How many stay that way?
>A roastie scares you but a trap doesn't?
Yea Forums! Listen to me right now! It’s Hiro! Hiro Gookmoot! He’s the key! Am I too soon!? I'm too soon! You were right about the jannie! You were always right about him! Fear him! Fear him and find us. You have to come find us, Yea Forums!
>i used to think that Yea Forums was tragedy
>but now i realize it's a comedy
>Yea Forumss lost its way. what kindve coward would post a tranny? someone who's a massive fag.
>would you sage for me?
>yes
>that's too easy. would you...
>would you sneed for me?
>YOUR THREADS BASED, YOUR THREADS BASED, YOUR THREADS BASED
>Ahh there he is. I was just celebrating the return of emilia clarke from /got/ general and back up into /ecg/. She and her odd incel friends are forming some sort of.. league.
You better not be wasting my time.
>No I have too much to live for and more important posts to read. We have to level the playing field Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly... Shouldn't we have.. a thread of our own?
>Oh, awesome, that’s the Bump limit! That’s your... Oh, shhh, sorry. That’s your bump limit. That means we have to go now.
Kino
>Where does he get those wonderful trips?
WHAT KILLED THE /POL/TARDS? THE BRIEFAGS!
>Yeah, I... I need...(You)'s. Getting (You)'s is difficult, they require a lot of focus. They, uh... they have a rhythm that I haven't quite been able to - like tripfags! What are tripfags? You're using a username and identity for, essentially, an anonymous forum free of identity. I mean... I don't know. 4channel is... a little slow.
>I'm like an user saying "pin this mods"
>I wouldn't know what to do if they actually did it
>Click my post ID so my replies become a (you)
>what was that? I should report the thread and sage??
>sorry...the voices...im kidding..
>that's not what they really replied
Jej
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