GODS I WAS DONG THEN
GODS I WAS DONG THEN
Carson Taylor
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Jaxon Collins
What movie?
Noah Butler
2010 Three Kingdoms tv series
Mason Russell
Jace Ross
Is Three Kingdoms better than GoT?
Xavier Watson
No, and it's often very campy but the story is a classic and the production values are actually pretty damn high for chink TV. I recommend it mainly on the virtue of watching based Cao Cao fuck over his opponents.
Ryan Collins
Reminder to all that this shit is free on jewtube. Worth a watch imo if you have nothing better. youtube.com
Hudson Reed
FUCK YUAN SHAO
t. Total War general
Brayden Bailey
How much further could he have made it if he had just not tried to fuck Diaochan and made that edgelord Lu Bu angry?
Ryder Johnson
>got threads dying down
>3k threads springing up
Liam Rogers
Was he as much of a turbo brainlet as Three Kingdoms makes him seem?
Parker Morgan
94 parts a 45 mins.
Jesus Fucking Christ
Hudson Bell
>Gongsun Zan
>btfo southern monkeys
>btfo yellow niggers
>btfo political class
>btfo any and all state matters
>conscript armies
>conquer China without breaking a sweat
don't need ((((vassals))))
Jackson Martin
*AHEM*
FUCK SHU-NIGGERS
Jackson Roberts
It can take a little while to get into and as stated previously the acting at times as mega camp but its honestly not bad. Great shit to download for long car rides or flights.
Luke Jackson
The 2010 version of 3K is from a time when all Chinese series were produced at Soap-Opera pace, it took them like one year to shoot the whole thing, which is way bigger than the entirety of GOT to begin with.
Quality is all over the place as a result of that.
It's great when it's great and it's awful when it's awful.
Still, it never completely drop the ball like GOT did in its second half.
Kinda hard-carried by a couple of actors though.
Carson Reyes
I don't think I've ever watched a TV series with that many episodes.
LotGH being the exception.
Cameron Perry
Chen Jianbin's Cao Cao is one of the main reasons I continued to watch the show.
Henry Martin
Excellent thread OP
Joshua White
>took them like one year
Fucking how? I mean I get that the story was already written but still.
Jeremiah Bell
Yep, and then it's Ni Dahong's Sima Yi after his death
Few recycled sets, recycled CG, recycled battle scenes, recycled extras (there's a guy with like 10 different roles), lazy shooting with few simple soap-opera camera angles and no set-up shots etc.
You can immediately see the difference in quality if you compare to some more recent 3K show.
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Elijah Miller
Anyone know if the japanese 2014 version (CAO CAO) is any good?
Gabriel Bell
There a no good subtitles, the ones available are Google Translate tier.
Only heard bad things about the show anyway.
The Advisors Alliance is just amazing though.
David Lewis
>TAA
i meant to start that ages ago since the company just hosts and subtitles it for free on youtube
how does it compare to three kingdoms 2010?
James Watson
It's a very different series since it's focused on Sima Yi and it's not a straight adaptation of the novel.
Quality wise though, no fucking comparison, acting, costumes, writing and direction is consistently top notch for a Chinese series.
It's the best Chinese television has ever put out, even better than Nirvana in Fire for my taste.
Aaron Hernandez
Fucking christ they made another one? What is that, three versions now?
Jordan Anderson
>Feeling cute, might commit patricide later idk
Lincoln Cox
The kinoest
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>three versions
>three
There are like dozens of different series focused on different characters senpai
Isaac Watson
>there's a guy with like 10 different roles
BAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
Isaac Anderson
Huh, I only knew of the 1990s and 2010 ones before this thread. Are any good other than the newer Sima Yi one?
Nathan Butler
How many times was BAAAOOO shouted in that fucking series? Must've been at least a hundred.
Oliver Ortiz
Not sure about all the older ones (there are actually two series just about Cao Cao for example), but most of the recent are extreme cheese.
Watch this entire scene, seriously, it hurts my brain
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There are other good historical series outside the Three Kingdoms period though.
DADUDU
Lincoln Martin
>mfw being patricided
Evan King
>There are other good historical series outside the Three Kingdoms period though.
Any recommendations?
Luke Ward
Do the Chinese have anything cultural story outside of the Romance Saga and Journey to the West?
Julian White
The Story of Han Dynasty (the director of 3K 2010 also made his own version titled Legend of Chu and Han right after 3K, it's on Netflix)
The Qin Empire (can't find the sub for the first season anymore, but you can watch the second one which centered around a slightly different period)
Nirvana in Fire (not strictly historical but still)
The Great Revival
List could probably go on but I haven't seen that many series, I've seen more Taiga Drama even though they are usually quite bad.
Yes, there are like ten gorillion new series based upon the same 3 Jin Yong novels every year for example, let alone Justice Bao, Detective Dee and the likes.
Water Margin / Journey to the West / Three Kingdoms / A Dream of Red Mansions all have many adaptations due to their cultural status, but they are far from being the most overused subjects.
Blake Morgan
Yeah he's written as being pretty fucking dumb, his cousin(brother?) keeps doing dumb shit that gets them both in trouble with the coalition.
Chase Lee
that CAN'T be real
Jason Baker
Hero is top cantonese chink kino
Owen Baker
>western poster gives Jet Li a katana
why tho?
Juan Reyes
Anyone on Yea Forums watch based Wei Yingluo?
William Campbell
>this is Chen Jianbin's wife
AAAAAAHHHHHH
Christopher Russell
>selling anything eastern to western markets without appealing to weebs
My sweet summer childe
James Peterson
Where can I download this stuff?
Carson Torres
Overall enjoyable. It's a shame many episodes were cut. You could even find stills of the murder scenes that were off screen online, too bad for censorship.
Heard they are making a season 2 to show some of the missing contents though.
Leo Sanchez
As the Chinese media presence expands will they be able to defeat Hollywood?
Jacob Phillips
its on the tube
Nicholas Cook
Not gonna happen.
Jason Gonzalez
no
Justin Ross
>the incompetent guy who throws his own infant son is the hero while cao cao is the villain
i hate the chinese
Easton Howard
John Flores
China censorship ruins everything.
Adrian Perez
The Falun Gong have essentially turned their treatment into some sort of musical theater.
Nathan Martin
yea but America only cares about things they see from martial arts, capeshit or video games so that's the only thing that's actually marketable outside China
Ryder James
Why does the CCP do this?
Cooper Ross
They have various media featuring Chinese folklore, deities and on history depicting the lives of those living in the various different dynasties of that time.
Jayden White
The outfits were too revealing for women of that time period. I read that the show cost like $50million to make and was reduced to just headshots in the end...
Ryder Reed
Investiture of the Gods, Spring and Autumn Annals and it's commentaries, Water Margin.
Justin Adams
If they're aware of the a-historicity and that the government will censor them then why do it in the first place?
Nolan Morales
Back in 1990, the Chinese Film Industry- which had the backing of the government- literally built a city's worth of period sets and landscapes in what is now known as Hengdian World Studios. The place is absolutely massive containing replicas of cities, palaces, castles, and villages from multiple Chinese periods. The crowning piece being a fullscale replica of the Forbidden City. And they're also now expanding to make foreign-settings like copies of European medieval cities and such.
This place is where literally all of the Chinese Period Soaps and some films shoot their shit in. Also the film Industries of Korea and Japan have filmed stuff there for sometime now as well.
Blake Perry
>The outfits were too revealing for women of that time period.
Nope.jpg.
The Tang Dynasty is famous for women going full Thot. Confucianists in later dynasties blamed this upon the "degeneracy" caused by the wealth of the Tang Dynasty. Women experimented with daring designs such as figure hugging dresses (massive no no in earlier dynasties, look how they all hide the body) and exposed necklines and cleavages
Anthony Johnson
It also owns
Ethan Myers
Water Margin
Chase Cox
FAN CHOU, WHAT A STUPID NAME
Eli Cook
Well the ccp thinks otherwise and theres nothing they can do about it.
Luis Harris
FENGXIAN, GET IN HERE WE'RE TELLING BOAR STORIES.
Jayden Hall
DIAOCHAN WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS DID YA KNOW THAT?
Adrian Bell
This is some real simulation/simulacra shit.
Kevin Campbell
haven't seen this show, is he really like a chinese Bobby B?
Liam Ward
>Usurper (kind of)
>Fat old lecher
Beyond that not all that much. The joke is more centered on his physical resemblance to Bobby than anything along with some personality traits.
Easton Barnes
He's Chinese Bobby B Joffrey
Noah Flores
The Communist party destroy their own Chinese cultured during Mao's uprising. Only TAIWAN has real Chinese cultured as Taiwan is all Chinese Exiled.
TAIWAN#1.
Juan Wilson
kek just nuke california at this point
Dylan Wilson
BASED ZHOUDONGPOSTING
Jace Garcia
*laughs*
Adrian Price
>OK with Mandarin in period dramas
>find Mandarin in modern settings absolutely insufferable
Especially the Shanghai dialect, that shit is high pitched and disgusting as fuck.
Aaron Murphy
Didn't throw that fucking scum hard enough
Josiah Murphy
Fuck me, I actually always thought they went to the actual Forbidden City to film for HK dramas and shit. This shit is fantastic.
Ryan Jones
You fucking can't nowadays, its protected.
Though "The Last Emperor" was filmed in the Forbidden City.
Connor Torres
God that film was fucking kino
Tyler Thompson
Boy you'd love Story of Han Dynasty.
Liu Bei's ancestor is a drunkard lazyass rapist who becomes emperor after betraying the badass hero multiple times, and of course, the badass hero is the villain of the story.
He also throws his kids from a carriage to escape from pursuers.
The 94 3K series also had a city built for it, it's in Wuxi.
Noah Ramirez
>You fucking can't nowadays, its protected.
lol wut? It's literally just a tourist trap nowadays. There's a fucking Starbucks there ffs.
Oliver Thompson
They removed the 'bucks a long time ago.
Also you can only access the big spaces and the throne room. Much of the inside like rooms and shit is off limits.
Brandon Gomez
>Investiture of the Gods
There are no good adaptions of this novel.
Lincoln Rivera
The entire Qin Dynasty rebellion was really just the citizens of annexed/conquered countries chimping out once Qin Shihuang died and his son turned out to be ineffectual. Also, despite Liu Bang winning and getting deified as the Great Ancestor, Xiang Yu was always portrayed respectfully except when he's chimping out.
Lincoln Garcia
He has the jovialness and bloodthirst(quite literally) of Bobby but the cruel streak of Joffs
Ethan Peterson
Well there are only a handful of Chinese voice actors around. So you are stuck with the same voice no matter what you watch most of the time. No choice but to get used to it.
Henry Bennett
was it autism?
Tyler Flores
When does the 2010 series stop? Capture of Chengu?
Samuel Lopez
>campy
This is almost always a positive in anything.
John Davis
Rise of Sima Yi.
Ryder Allen
So what, Cao Pi's death then?
Jace Williams
Hmm... I remember Sima Yi taking his time, waiting for CaoCao sons to die, then his grandson I think... then the emperor was a child and Sima Yi made his move. Then the show makes a fastforward to Sima Yi's death from old age and a voice over tells us what happens later and the rise of the Jin dinasty.
Michael Peterson
>There are no men like me. Only me
t. Dongslayer
Cooper Lee
There was one episode where I was 100% sure they had a horse fucking fall head first into the ground.
99% of the time they have those dummy horses but that one time I was certain their was some animal mistreatment going on.
Asher Green
Horses are monsters and deserve to die.
James Flores
yes, the ironic for you to criticize one's culture when you're the uncultured one
Easton Lewis
Hi Carter
Asher Jackson
...
Isaac Peterson
Yes
Austin James
Do you know why a man's soles are always clean?
Levi Gonzalez
Dream of the Red Chamber - It make Dynasty look tame, pretty sexual too! Was ranked highly together with Romance Saga, Journey to the West and Water Margin.
The Plum in the Golden Vase aka The Golden Lotus - Erotic novel of Water Margin timeline!
Ayden Watson
Thomas White
Yes
Xavier Diaz
Sima Faction unite here.
>TFW WINNERS OF THE ROYAL BOWL
Jason Hughes
Doesn’t she play Cao Pis wife in the Advisors alliance?
Oliver Cook
Cao Cao GOAT
Jordan Nguyen
*giggles*
Xavier Rodriguez
>it's a Diaochan episode
Leo Thompson
It basically ends at Wuzhang Plains like most other 3K adaptations (the Japanese version of the novel itself for example ends there too), it only has Sima Yi's coup d'etat after that.
Cao Pi dies way before the northern campaigns.
Christopher Ortiz
>it's a Nanman episode
Grayson Powell
>when you visit zhuge liang's home three times and he isn't there
Jace Gomez
>tfw your father whores you out to an old rapist in order to overthrow him
Oliver Cooper
BASTARD OF THREE FATHERS
MEET YOUR DEATH
Juan Flores
Funny you should mention that. The author of LotGH is a massive chinaboo and RoTK the model influenced him a lot when he was writing LotGH.
Leo Garcia
Jaxson Hughes
that's a mainland production, weirdly enough
Dylan Diaz
Why is China so culturally irrelevant compared to Japan or even Korea?
Joseph Reed
That smug fat fuck. He just couldn't mature through 30+ years of war. And Guan Yu wasn't much better. Only that cocksucking autist Zilong was competent and deserving of any kind of reputation.
Daniel Cox
Landon Peterson
Landon Baker
Because the communist regime censored a lot of shit back in the day while Japan and Korea invested a ton into foreign media.
Cold war shit
Caleb Wright
why is he so adorable?
Levi Cook
they were closed off from the outside world by uncle mao et al until the 70s and the commies didn't allow lots of popular culture type stuff to develop.
Nathan Stewart
Adam Hughes
Little creative freedom and the government tries to barge into anything popular by either censoring it of taking control of the whole thing.
British HK was very relevant worldwide in every art form, shame they took it away.
Caleb Sullivan
>mfw Yea Forums is a based and weipilled board
What fucking timeline is this, lads??
Oliver Myers
>what about the Dong attack on the Luoyang?
Jordan Myers
>BASTARD
>OF
>THREE
>FATHERS
Robert Garcia
>murders own uncle and his household
wtf is cao caos problem
Jeremiah Robinson
were Chen Gong and Cao Cao gay for each other?
Angel Reed
Ahem,
FUCK WU
FUCK WEI
FUCK JIN
FUCK THE YELLOW TURBANS
FUCK JANNIES
UPHOLD THE HAN
DROPKICK BABIES
Thank you
Kayden Edwards
based
Levi Robinson
Holy shit.
Dominic Barnes
>Tang ho left the tag on
Connor Baker
Kino performance
Charles Lopez
Why is the courtship of Diao Chan and Lu Bu so fucking boring bros? Is this really the worst arc of the series?
Carter Hernandez
Unfortunate for Sima Yi, his empire didn't last very long also. Turn out karma does exist, his great grandson Sima Zhong was bona fide retard and he still get the throne of Sima's Jin Dynasty, which led to a civil war between Simas that tear the empire apart again!
Luke Clark
>Is this really the worst arc of the series?
No, that would be Liu Bei's marriage.
Screenwriters go full retard every now and then.
Liam Richardson
>Han Dynasty collapses
>Three Kingdoms Period
>Jin Dynasty forms
>Jin Dynasty begins to collapse
>SIXTEEN KINGDOMS PERIOD
Parker Myers
can i get a torrent link or something
Jaxson Miller
youtube.com
No need for a torrent
Gavin Sanchez
>LIU? AYO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ KINGZ N' SHIETS
A FUCKING PEASANT
Chase Sanders
>Scion of the House of Han
>Not being legitimate
I fear you are being unfilial, typical of the national villain Cao Cao. Those who resist the Imperial Uncle are traitors to the Han!
Isaac Sanchez
I can only think it's to give women something to watch. I just wanted to see more Cao Cao every single time.
Luis Wright
>It's a character throwing blood cause they are seriously ill episode
Wyatt Gonzalez
Fucking triggered. I just go thru this shit. What a dissapointment coming straight off of the Cao Cao sons plot.
>Kongming goes and cries because Third Brother made fun of him
What a baby.
Eli Torres
>it's all so tiresome
No wonder Cao Cao quit early, would rather hang out with Gou Jia and Dian Wei in heaven than to deal with this shit
Josiah Williams
Name a more talented actor, i'll wait.
Charles Murphy
Also known as Suikoden in Japanese
Zachary Cox
Am I the only one who found Yuan Shu unintentionally hilarious?
Luis Sullivan
>literally puts his foot on top of the Cao rulers
Fucking ALPHA AND BASED
Nathan Davis
lol, fuck animal rights, we be serving well done steak at the wrap party!
Parker Roberts
Kek what is this? Tanks?
Jackson Bell
It felt like something out of a fairytail honestly
Ryder Davis
was he the biggest retard? Even Dong Zhuo didn't fuck up that bad. Leaving aside Zhang Fei
Colton Ramirez
They love cock sucking Zhuge liang on how he best some jungle monkeys down south. But they never show when Cao cao's generals beat up both Mongols and Koreans.
I wonder why
Thomas Williams
They were going to kill them, it was justified
James Cook
>when the emperor summons Liu Bei in the toilet
Leo Price
He was probably the biggest retard in a position of authority. Zhang Fei would be Lu Bu tier if he was a warlord, wouldn't last very long, but even Yuan Shao wasn't as retarded as his stepbrother. Dong Zhuo was actually cunning in some respects, it's just that he was an idiot regarding Lu Bu.
Dylan Nelson
I don't know, old Donggers was convinced Cao Cao was just trying to present him a nice knife while he was asleep and alone. Fortunately Lu Bu was there for him during his brain attack.
Adrian Howard
Anyone knows of that post RoTK era series about Cao Cao's family life and how his favourite son gets cucked and fucked when he bites it? I remember the plot as Cao Cao having two sons, one of them loves a beautiful lady while the other married a whore. The whore advice the other son to get in his father good grace and cucked his brother, marrying his wife. In death, Cao Cao finally comes around and like the cucked son, but he is nearing death and can't do anything. He orders his servants to put his favourite son on the throne after he dies, but the other son takes over just because. The servants of Cao Cao ask the cucked son to rise up, and if needed they could help him kill his brother, but the cucked son was afraid of war, and so he handed his brother the throne and dies in sadness because his waifu is fucked by his brother. The loyal servants of Cao Cao was so angry, they killed themselves for failing Cao Cao final words
Jose Hernandez
An unfilial merchant nestorian shanyu Wei general was approaching Changban bridge, known Shu-Han clay. "Before I begin my assault, you must kowtow to Prime Minister Cao Cao and accept that he was the most filial and righteous scholar-gentleman the Tianxia has ever known, even more deserving of the position than the sage ministers of Chu and Zhou!"
At this moment a brave, filial, loyal general who had served 25 northern campaigns and understood the teachings of the Sun Bin Fa and fully upheld the Han barred the bridge and held up his polearm. "Let anyone who seeks death come face Zhang Fei!"
The Wei general smirked quite usurperly and smugly replied: "the prime minister has issued an edict naming you traitor, you stupid Yellow Turban."
"Wrong. Cao Cao has usurped the throne and trampled the dignity of the imperial majesty, ten-thousand years of life to his glory!"
The Wei general was visibly shaken and dropped his sword and copy of Sima Yi's orders. He galloped in retreat crying those Wei crocodile tears. The same tears Wei generals cry for the Xuchang "court" (who today live in such rebellion that most do not sacrifice to the imperial progenitor) when they jealously try to compose memorandums to the hostage throne. There is no doubt that at this point our general, Xiahou Jie, wished he had supported the imperial house and become more than a traitor to the Han. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the Son of Heaven, but he himself had petitioned for Wei's ascendancy!
The common people applauded and all kowtowed to Chengdu that day and accepted Liu Bei as the Imperial Uncle. A phoenix named "Pang Tong" flew onto the bridge and shed a tear on the peach garden. The Sworn Brothers oath was recited several times, and Liu Bang himself showed up and founded a dynasty that would last 10,000 years across Tianxia. The Wei general lost his courage and died the next day. He died of fright and traitorousness and was tossed into Diyu for all eternity.
Daniel Myers
>car rides
>reading subs
based 14 year old
Jacob Anderson
Cao Cao being adorable clouded his mind
Gavin Barnes
Zhang Fei wouldn't last a single day even if he had all the best advisors in the world
Daniel Rivera
Cao Cao looked harmless enough and the big Dong probably thought all the opening positions at court would be tempting enough for the councillors to abandon assassination attempts.
Dominic Parker
It's still a coffee shop, just not a starbucks, I imagine too many people complained about it.
Lincoln Diaz
Sad but true.
At least he didn't have chronic backstabbing syndrome like L* Bu
Cooper Williams
500 years from now if China is still alive and has a new government, the 20th century warlord period will be the new 3 kingdoms to romanticize. They even have really crazy warlords who did insane shit just like 3k
Just shows China at it's core never changes even if it does grow larger.
Caleb Myers
historically he's a scholar and painter and very handsome in addition to being a military man
Colton Lopez
Hahahahaha wtf
Parker Roberts
Wasn't he just a butcher historically too?
Wyatt Young
when you have flame thrower tanks and still lost the war in 120AD
Bentley Miller
>Nanman episode
>zhè bùshì wǒ starts playing
Gavin Walker
no, he owned a meat farm among other things, basically he funded the initial start up of Lui Bei's forces
Owen Rogers
BIG EARED VILLAIN
Brandon Moore
SHOE CARRIER
Nolan Parker
The Warlords era was pure kino.
>Zhang Zongcang, warlord of Shandong
>nicknamed 72-Cannon Chang by his troops
>had a harem of upwards of 50 women, from Chinese to French to Russians
>couldn't remember their names or speak anything besides Chinese so he just gave them numbers
>couldn't read or write until he was an adult, when he learned he fancied himself a scholar-poet
>wrote a poem that goes something like "Gods, grant me victory and rain for the fields. If you don't I'll tear down your temples and shoot my cannons at your mom"
>""""accidentally"""" shot one of the deposed Manchu princes for messing around with one his concubines
>dubbed by The Times "China's Basest Warlord"
>was by all accounts really kind and sweet on his mom
This guy was literally Rance.
Ryder Richardson
Is there a proper rip of the 90's show I can download?
Adam Edwards
This was always one of my favorites.
Chase Torres
I don't know why this meme gets repeated so often. In the novel, and the TV show, he immediately calls his advisor Li Ru after Cao Cao leaves and tells him, hey, I think Cao Cao was trying to assassinate me, how do I test his loyalty?
Camden Murphy
Remember to watch Secrets of the 3 Kingdoms
Julian Price
is that guy stand by my bed with an unsheathed knife trying to stab me?
I'd better call my advisor and talk about it
Landon Sanders
How is he so based bros?
Ryder Jones
historically ditched his wives and daughters when running away from his enemies
our hero of the story!
Dominic Russell
>he doesn't have bros who will Bed Knife for him
Sad!
Jose Hughes
Who was in the wrong here?
Connor Edwards
He wasn't presented as hero at all in this (thankfully). In fact, it's alluded to that the "noble warrior wanting save the Han" is just an act on his part and all he cares about is power. But deep down he is still a good guy. I love Liu Bei, they made him a very complex character in this.
Jaxon Peterson
Why do these children have painted beards and mustaches?
Eli Nelson
>all he cares about is power
It's kinda the point of the entire thing. I don't get why people try to categorise everything as either good or bad. It's like Hollywood movies/popular TV shows turned people into retards
Camden Turner
It's a parody of a really significant part of the story. The kid cutting all the pleb kids is Cao Cao.
Kevin Cooper
It's not about CG dragons and muh empowered women so yes. Also not a single gay sex scene in it.
Noah Foster
Considering he was the most powerful man in the region and managed to lose everything?
Yes. Yes he was.
Camden Morgan
In my cao cao game I vassalized then annexed that bitch.
Juan Price
>t. unfilial Wei scum
The Imperial Uncle did not lust for power- after all he could have taken Tao Qian's and Liu Biao's lands but chose not to. The Restoration of the Han was the only thing in his mind, comparing hi to the national villain Cao Cao is an insult to all Under Heaven.
Hunter Lee
Zhuge really liked to use fire during the Nanman campaign. There was also that one time when the Nanman had some weird ass armor on them that deflected all blows and arrows. He then figured out it was flammable as hell and burned tens of thousands of soldiers alive after luring them into a valley.
Brody Torres
>national villain Cao Cao
Cao Ahman
Josiah Sanchez
t.Xu You
Landon Long
Easton Ross
The arrow-proof armor was rattan. Based Zhuge channeling Kilgore 2000 years in the future.
>I love the smell of fire arrows in the morning.
>Smells like....victory
Leo Young
I need a compilation of Cao Cao giggling
Caleb Murphy
>Prime Minister, I'm Northern Alliance
Ayden Murphy
Don't have that, so have this instead.
Gavin Howard
Liu Bei is a noble scion of the imperial family upon whom the Emperor has conferred rank, as is recorded in the annals. Beside, the very founder of the dynasty was himself of lowly origin, and yet he became emperor. Where is the shame in being a peasant? Your mean, immature views are unfit to be mentioned in the presence of scholars of standing.
Jace Reyes
It was kinda fun to see him lose his shit though.
>WHY BOTHER PICKING THAT UP, HE WILL JUST FLIP IT OVER AGAIN WHEN HE THROWS ANOTHER TANTRUM!
Jose Collins
5th of May is Stupid's Day
Leo Robinson
>Dude join my club!
O-okay
Charles Turner
Well spoken, sage scholar. Truly, any filial gentleman recognises the authority of the Imperial Uncle over the treacherous Sun and Cao families, who seem to be intent on destroying instead of restoring the Han
Caleb Clark
Not necessarily a brainlet, he vasically swindled Han Fu out of his whole province, he just was way too proud to listen to good advice and kept pushing harder rather than consolidate when he needed to.
Gabriel Nelson
For me it's Hokuto no ken, then again you can drop a good 15 recap episodes out of 110
Jackson Moore
DINGSLAYER
GET IN HERE
Jaxson Ortiz
Holy crackers
Samuel Taylor
Also his treatment of Qu Yi was less than intelligent
Bentley Reed
Dongieposting is fantastic
Kayden Garcia
It's Dongslayer now
Thomas Rivera
They werent. He thought they would after hearing something about roasting a pig or somesuch, but it was apparently litteral
Connor Wood
Jack Howard
Ayden Nelson
Is the entirety of the 94' adaptation on youtube?
Dylan Collins
You ever fuck a Goguryeo girl? Back in our day, you weren’t a real man until you’d fucked one girl from each of the 12 provinces and Goguryeo. We called it
MAKING THE THIRTEEN
David Cox
Used to be. Maybe it still is I dunno. Though the quality was garbage. 144p with google translate tier subs.
Jaxson Robinson
AAAH FENGXIAN SAVE ME
Benjamin Flores
>Fucks the emperor's concubines
>Sleeps on his bed
>Wears a sword in his presence and refuses to take off shoes at court
What a chad.
Dominic Gomez
So should I torrent it instead?
Jackson Hernandez
Mine was some Xiliang rebel boy during the Rebellion of Liang Province. My horse took an arrow so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb low-born lad, thinking he could win the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the club. Gods, I was strong then.
Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, club in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait!". They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the poems. Stupid boy.
Luis Morris
If you can find it sure. Doubt you're gonna find it elsewhere.
Josiah Brown
Now the barbarian tribes kowtow like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl.
Leo Evans
also fucked his rebellious councillor's daughter and cucked his top general at the same time
Ryder Myers
CAREFUL MENGDE, CAREFUL NOW
Christian Diaz
Now the Qiang are subdued like everyone else. He could have lingered in his mountain hovel with the smart boys and today his wife would be making him miserable. His sons would be unfilial and he would wake up three times in the night to piss into a bowl.
Carson Myers
WINE
Joseph Allen
obviously wang yun for throwing his daughter at an old lech
Hudson Parker
His wife who deserves much better is great in the series, too
Jayden Reed
Is Zhang Liao based in the series?
Charles Gutierrez
not that much
it doesnt adapt he fei
Carson Rivera
nah, they gloss over him for wu/shu wankery
i'd say Wei's best looking warrior in the series is probably Xu Chu who isn't portrayed as a drooling fat retard
Lincoln Collins
Did Dong live a good life?
Colton Butler
he had it better than most
Juan Brown
>what's his name
I remember actually finding it out, you just need to remember his named character, it was the son of one of the Liu that Liu Bei conquered.
Matthew Perry
literally the Renly of the Late Han Dynasty (minus the gay part)
Owen Green
>My older cousin is a powerful warlord and his armies and lands are massive compared to me
>why don't I declare myself emperor anyway and expect him to kowtow to me
>WTF SHAO WHY AREN'T YOU SUBMITTING TO ME AI YA
Truly he lived in a society.
Tyler Morales
>used to be ultra alpha
> grew fat and sloppy due to wealth and power
Literally chink Robert Baratheon
Eli Torres
His death is the saddest one for me tbqh. I don't even know why
Samuel Phillips
>fat and sloppy
EASY BOY
YOU MIGHT BE MY user BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE CHANCELLOR
Caleb Lopez
Great show but I unironically can't tell the characters apart after dozens of episodes. Maybe chinkino just isn't for me...
Austin Hill
i don't know how that's possible
Ian Clark
>used to be wealthy
>used to be powerful
> lost everything and die in a forgotten fort in bumbfuck no where
Shit hit me pretty hard too
Aaron Brooks
They're all named wu shu dong and shit like that. When I see their face I usually remember who the fuck that is, but when they're just referenced in dialogue I'm generally clueless who the fuck shu wu dong is
Alexander Walker
which release was this?
Austin Brooks
Maybe you're just racist?
Michael Parker
Hell yeah I am
Aaron Gomez
It comes with watching the media and getting familiar with it I suppose. I've been into three kingdoms related stuff for the last 20 years so I can recognize/remember the courtesy names of characters at this point
Jeremiah Johnson
>get drunk
>insult a vicious tyrant
Another winner here.
Evan Moore
>vicious tyrant
uhh, no
Nathan Taylor
>shadman.webm
Anthony Nguyen
Is it true the 1994 version is better? I already have the 2010 version all downloaded and I don't feel like tracking down a torrent/subs of the old one.
Jack Mitchell
>hey, I think Cao Cao was trying to assassinate me, how do I test his loyalty?
>You know, this guy tried to kill me, but I think he's still trustworthy. What do?
I think the whole assassination attempt speaks for itself in terms of trustworthiness
Isaiah Barnes
Well you've got me Yea Forums. I'm now on episode 2. It seems pretty disjointed and I find myself stopping to google some characters since I don't know too much about the three kingdom period but really enjoying it.
Gavin Russell
I appreciated the attempt
Parker Walker
>i suppose Harrenhal is off the table
Brody Perez
Is he /ourguy/?
Mason Hill
>Took a Chink lit class once
>Barely touched 3 Kingdoms, professor had split the major works (Romance, Red Mansion, Water Margin) into group projects no one wanted to work on
>Didn't watch even a part of a single adaptation
Disappointing. Watching the 2010 adaptation would've been cool
Wyatt Lee
Kek
Jordan Robinson
Beautiful.
Leo Evans
Thank you. I thought weifags were easier to bait
Christopher Cruz
How long are the episodes?
Aaron Brown
45 minutes.
Jason Sanchez
what is the best kingdom and why is it wu?
Josiah Davis
It's (Shu) Han you traitorous fool. At least Cao Cao is interesting as a villain, Wu has nothing going for it.
Blake Gray
Han failed and lost the mandate of heaven. Shu had no right to exist.
Ryder Davis
>descendants of sun tzu
>honorable
>capable warriors
>sun ce, sun quan and zhou yu
>best girl sun ren
Julian Gray
youtube.com
Literally you
Hunter Mitchell
But he also feels bad about and thinks heaven would take a few years from his life to punish him for that...
So him burning barbarians alive is kinda the reason why he couldn't defeat Sima Yi in the novel.
He has also killed his adoptive son Liu Feng, who was way more closely related to the emperor than him, before proclaiming himself the legitimate successor.
Also, the Mandate of Heaven was with Cao Wei, ancient historians agree, otherwise you would also have gaps in the succession.
Historically they try to rob him, so it's okay.
Big word.
>she actually does it
I'm glad the series went on long enough to have her whole family murdered by based Zhang Liang.
Jacob Cruz
How can this series be actually somewhat decent/good to watch? It uses repeated scenes, sometimes flipping the angle, the same music, horrible CGI, mediocre acting from some characters... yet I still enjoy it? How?
Lucas Diaz
>Dong Zhuo's body was displayed in the city center. Dong Zhuo was fat and in the heat his fat flowed onto the ground. The men guarding the corpse made a great lamp and set it up on Dong Zhuo's navel and lit it, and it burned clear and bright till dawn. This went on for several days.
Elijah Lee
Because neglected men of talent (gamers) rise up.
Eli Thompson
>sun jian's death
oh man I wasn't ready for the feels
Hunter Nguyen
>capable warriors
Nobody even close to the tiger Generals
>Descendants of Sun Tzu
Zhuge Kongming>Sun Tzu
>Honorable
First it's honourable*, you yank scum. Second, not supporting the restoration of the Han denies one the title of honourable.
>Sun ce, sun quan, zhou yu
Sun ce gets killed like a bitch, sun quan gets scolded by his mum and is afraid of her while Zhou Yu gets dabbed on time and time again by Kongming.
>best girl sun ren
Shu by marriage ;)
Jaxon Nelson
>wu
Literally Chinese Australia
Adam Garcia
Han lost the mandate of Heaven, to support Han is to turn your back on the will of Heaven.
Aaron Garcia
fuck off with that homoerotic ""brotherhood""" senpai
Aaron Clark
>Dr. Liang, I'm Sima Yi
Colton Cooper
Easton Watson
Logan Morales
when i was visiting china, a lot of shows revolved around the japan invasion.
Noah Thomas
How very creative.
Kevin Jenkins
I'll kill that fucker myself
Jason Mitchell
Whenever i see jet li all i can think off is "MY NAME IS YULAW I AM NOBODYS BITCH. YOU ARE MINE. I WILL BE THE ONE" i literally can't see anything he is in without laughing
Jack Ward
Literally can't refute him. Be careful not to spit blood on your way out. If you insist though-youtube.com
Jace Brown
>he was alone
>get back to base i'll call it in
Wyatt Roberts
youtube.com
This should have embed
Aaron Bennett
>can't even copypaste links properly
This is an auspicious sign to all who would turn their backs on the doddering coots of Shu.
Caleb Nguyen
Get thee behind me, Satan.
Gavin Collins
Vastly superior but also not a very fair comparison
Christopher Nelson
Clearly the scholarly paucity of Wu is shown by their lack of patience, unable to see that their cries against a perceived fault had already been answered.
Samuel Ramirez
A mistake once made is not undone by correction, for the effort put into correction would, without the mistake, have been otherwise employed. Shu wastes its efforts, as do all who still dream of Han rule.
Caleb Anderson
>not I'm Sima
Isaac Parker
>Liu Bei is now Cao Cao
This is a huge twist.
Charles Turner
How do I start learning Chinese war history? this shit is cool
James Phillips
Always with the same dramatic music too
Jace Harris
You can thank Mao for that
Jacob Lopez
It kind of does a giant time leap in the last two episodes to tie everything up, fast forwarding through two generations iirc
Jayden Lewis
>Scion of the House of Han
Ha, jokes on you Kongming, they don't even make those anymore
Lincoln Bailey
Go to the library and pick up a book about it.
Angel Ward
Bullshit, I've even heard native Chinese say the multitude of characters with similar names gets confusing
Christopher Powell
This isn't a great advice, especially since he specified "war history".
All the western historians dedicate like one paragraph to the political and military events of each period followed by thousands of pages on the agricultural system during peacetime.
Kayden Allen
based
Kings war is pretty good. You can watch it on netflix the director reuses a lot of actors from three kingdoms such as Cao Pi, Yuan Shao, Zhang Fei, Lu Bu and many more. Also Liu Bang is a total chad.
Grayson Murphy
>Liu Bang is a total chad
I think that may be the issue most people had with it, they've made Liu Bang way too cool and smart (the actor apparently even went off script and created his own version of the character), even when compared to Zhang Liang.
There are also issue with Xiang Yu since the original script was all about Liu Bang, and his scenes were just added by the director.
Charles Stewart
Get an annotated version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Some, I'm sure, come with a history or timeline along with the annotated story
Nolan Phillips
It does seem a bit unbelievable how he transitions from peasant to an intellectual warlord so quickly, but I've learned to have a bit of suspension of belief when it comes to the Han and it's descendants.
Nathaniel Ramirez
>Watching the 2010 adaptation would've been cool
But that's like 70 hours worth of TV