Me and my girlfriend made an incel cry today at the movies, which one of you was it?
There is this weirdo at worked popcorn line, we have always known he is weird. He always has greasy hair. Anyway we was talking politics and he went on a rant about trans people. My girlfriend and I confronted him. My gf not to brag but she is extremely attractive, she was wearing a reveling shirt. She goes up to him, leans over looking down almost flaunting herself tauntingly and says “Serious question. Have you ever had sex before?” As she giggled laughing at him while I was behind her grabbing her ass.
His face went red and he was studdering so hard saying “I-I-I wouldn’t with a—a w-whore”
Why are you incels so weird?
Me and my girlfriend made an incel cry today at the movies, which one of you was it?
burn roasties burn
>Why are you incels so weird?
Because genius and madness go hand in hand.
Based and chadpilled. How will Yea Forums ever recover?
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Twist she had a female penis
Why do couples always resort to
>muh have sex
fuck you OP and fuck your roastie slut gf. Having sex isn't an argument.
have sex
Me on the left
Fake and gay
WORSHIP SEX, GOY
This is very fake a dude who gets laid regularly wouldnt even notice incels.
I saw a femcel yesterday at the kinoplex I work at. She was hunched over and barely spoke, and had neon pink hair. She wasn't a tranny, she had a feminine voice and small hands.
>“I-I-I wouldn’t with a—a w-whore
OP and his ugly whore gf BTFO
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>2v1
You're no Chad, you're his inferior imitator Brad.
Pic related is my girl
Have sex
I think what the incel was revealing is that the only kind of woman who would willingly have sex with him would be one who has sex for money. He "wouldn't with a-a w-whore" (his only option), which is why he hasn't yet.
Great job by incel dude, he said so much with just one line.
I would legit pay you $500 to punch you in the face. One single punch and you get $500, how does that sound?
That was me. I wasn't crying, I was laughing because of how much of a cuck you are.
No OP said his girl was attractive.
She cute, now show her tits son. Share with the lads now, don't be a fucking queer.
>she was wearing a reveling shirt.
She's a bard?
>Anyway we was talking politics
Niggers.
HAHAHHAHAHA FAT DYKE CONFIRMED
Your gf looks like 2003 CGI
Based tripfag laying down shit like it is.
Sure wire me the money first.
Your girlfriend has eaten the semen of at least six other guys bro, including two while you were dating.
A woman calling a man a virgin as an insult is basically saying you haven't convinced a woman to have sex with you. Which really means you don't have the approval of women, well who gives a shit. It's basically insulting someone by saying "I don't like you".
>can't get laid
>this means you are a mad genius
ROFLMAO WHAT COPE
She’s definitely fucked black guys
I’ve never seen a tripfag become so hated so quickly like you have.
It’s impressive
It's more like saying half of the world doesn't like you
>100 filters later
I know my audience ;)
dilate
Relationship success is a measure of social health and mental stability in our society, whether you like it or not. When people call you a virgin when you express misogynistic views, they are saying that your views are a result of your bitterness at your lack of relationship success and not actual based on anything rational.
>I would legit pay you $500 to punch you in the face. One single punch and you get $500, how does that sound?
You should get 4chanX or another method of filtering out tripfags. This can't be good for your heart.
are you australian?
not to be mean but I dont think she is that attractive
Yeah but it's the shit half.
Fuck off, incel.
Say that to your mom's face
I don't like bulling even just to silence a retard.
Yes
Sure, pic related
Have sex
She actually wants to do bartending lol.
>not actual based on anything rational.
So basically they are saying that if you had been successful in relationships with women then you wouldn't be misogynistic?
Even men who are easily able to get sex/form relationships can be misogynistic.
Does she ever take photos without a Snapchat filter
Not OP but i actually have a true incel story
>Couple of weeks ago i got dragged to this work mixer/party with a friend
>Very formal suit and tie stuff
>Got to talking with a cutie, and long story short got her home to my place
>After we were done we got to talking as one do
>Then her phone started ticking in with messages, i asked her what's up
>She told it was this guy at the party she works with that likes her
>She told me who he was and i recall talking to him and he couldn't keep a conversation to save his life
>He messaged her tons of shit like "Are you home safe?", "Just wanted to make sure everythings okay with you", "You looked nice today :)"
>She told me he had a thing for her for like a year
>I (drunkely, i wouldn't do this otherwise) start laughing my ass of and grab her phone
>Take a picture of my dick and jokingly tell her to send it to him
>At first she's like "user stop it" , "i feel bad for him" etc.
>Then i keep going and she can't help herself and starts to laugh
>She starts telling me a bunch of stories of his pursue of her while we're laughing our asses of
>Eventuelly i start to feel bad, so we put the phone away and have sex one more time
lol
>zero symmetry
>4/10 face
>shit glasses
Even if that was actually your girlfriend (it isn't) I'd be cringing
>extremely attractive, says OP
>38183 layers of filters and make up
>Even men who are easily able to get sex/form relationships can be misogynistic.
There are exceptions, but it's not a coincidence that a huge swath of the right wing MRA types are guys who've dealt with a lot of female rejection.
Shut the fuck up holy shit you incels are halarious trying to cope your lack of sex. Just have sex, go outside, make friends
I’d watch out guy, bartender girls are turbo sluts, most end up sleeping with customers at the end of their shifts
Dem fucking funbags, well done man. Now show them without tape, I want nipple. Cheers.
Into bondage? That is cool.
Stop posting your ugly fat roastie money parasite OP. Based concession stand incel blew both of you the fuck out and youre still reeling.
No amount of Snapchat filters will change either of these two previously stated facts.
hs
>the girls you don’t even bother responding to on tinder for a easy shag are ‘very attractive’
interesting how standards change depending how attractive you are hmmmm
aww ... you try SO hard!