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Aaaahhh...
This is a good show because not only it showcases how horrible Chernobyl Disaster was but it also shows how fucking awful and corrupt the Soviet regime was to the people.
Kino
smart stuff 1/2
cringe
How would you have cleared the graphite off the roof?
Surely there's a better way than shovels.
>ma bawlz
>because not only it
not this pretentious shit again.
smart stuff 2/2
God I love big titty thaots
Giant hockey sticks attached to helicopters
>MUH 3.6!
holy fuck everyone was retarded
no one cares, bye
But that same regime was probably the only one which could handle the brutal challenge of the situation. Would americans send biorobots onto the roof to clear that shit?
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those are average
How did all the doggies survive near reactor til 2019 ..
BIGGER!
mexicans and fillipines guys
I haz a questn
How do these big ass atoms even appear in nature if they immidiately try to fall apart?
Why didn't they simply use pic related?
so now real fans gone
sage
Nature, uh, finds a way
don't encourage him
soon, ukrops have a bad habit of mass killing stray dogs
How semi-exactly do they shoot neutrons at it?
SAGE MODS
Americans would never built RBMK reactor.
Even USSR knew how shitty it was and never built them in Warsaw pact countries, only in USSR
Also, for example, weebs on Fukushima didn't use young people, only aged veterans engineers and nuclear power plant workers.
Also, a lot of shit could be avoided including biorobots if soviet system wasn't so bad
wine...
big abkhazian honker
Take care proper cerb fans ..
Fuck off, he's not even a tripfaggot.
You can kek at radiation burns all day long.
it wasn't that bad
does big nose equal big dic?
>it wasn't that bad
Did read actual story of Joker and why robot failed?
This masterpiece needs to be studied more
Is that what happens when women are exposed to radiation?
Not your fight, buddy.
They weren't making encapsuled reactors because it was 30% more expensive, that's all.
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>Did read actual story of Joker and why robot failed?
Animals don't live that long in the wild regardless of radiation and it's not like anyone notices when they die.
This plus the core design itself was shit, and other countries would never allow it
I swear these threads are getting MORE retarded.
She reminds me of Linda Hamilton in Terminator 1 so fucking much.
best one yet
get some sleep
>not editing the long shot
no rubles
>green text
Commie please.
This show had one good episode
you are more than welcome to fuck off
That's none of your business.
I approve of this meme
Expecting Yea Forums to get LESS retarded.
user, you seem to be contributing to the problem you are describing.
MISTER RUSSIAN HOW DO REACTOR WORK ?
How do you think /got/ was when it started? There's only one way for general threads
4th
nvm I googled. (The uranium fires off neutrons naturally, physicists clump them together into fuel rods to make them more likely to hit other atoms and put control rods near them to stop them from hitting too much and going into meltdown)
you're finished
Honk Honkovich
Hmmm... If only the Soviets had told the truth to Germany about how many rads they were actually getting. Maybe they would've gotten a better robot instead of that yellow jõker police bot and there would be no need to sacrifice human lives.
That was the shittiest one.
All three before that had a lingering sense of urgency, in that last one ... here, lets shoot dogs for 30 minutes.
Objectively, still good. The shoveling made up for most of the stalling. But it can not be compared to the first ones.
RBMK are perfectly safe and have outlived the USSR and a dozen them are working right now without a single accident since Chernobyl.
the german car was not strong enough
>and a dozen them are working right now without a single accident since Chernobyl.
Thanks to Chernobyl, since they all went into full modernisation and got new disel generators.
kek
It wasn't designed to be strong enough
whatever
Well that's just fucking retarded.
I think stopping the retarded experiments with industrial reactors helped more than any modernization.
Capitalist pig!
Where is that one screencap in Yotsuba B with meme-esque chapter names.
Did I dream that one? I scrolled through at least two dozen archived chernobyl generals and I haven't found it.
Do you think nuclear fusion will ever be an efficient way of producing electricity?
>I think stopping the retarded experiments with industrial reactors helped more than any modernization.
Wrong.
where's that chinese guy when you need him
no
fantastic
No robot could withstand that much radiation.
The germans send it because they expected that it would work.
If they knew how high the radiation was they would not have send anything.
And almost all are slated to be decommissioned within the next 5 years to a decade. Reactors with a positive void coefficient are not only fundamentally unsafe but also illegal to build in the EU as well as the US.
just use a kettle you mong
nerd
>show ends in less than a week
Kill me already
This one is 3 weeks too late, with shitty quality on top.
you can't make this shit up cant you
What does it feel like to be treated like an animal by your police state? How quickly do you get stockholm syndrome and defend that state?
He low-key looks like Sharku from LOTR
I don't know I never lived in the United States.
slavs don't care. all they know is being pissed on.
>No robot could withstand that much radiation.
Any robot would work with proper shielding
>If they knew how high the radiation was they would not have send anything.
[citation needed] comrade
yes, cold fusion is only 30 years away
>How quickly do you get stockholm syndrome and defend that state
based and very fucking nice
saved
It's literally the opposite of pretentious you brainlet zoomer. Pretentious is when you pretend to be smarter than you are by using big fancy words as opposed to explaining things simply.
weltklasse
>tfw read it in his voice
kino
holy fucking shit user
That's actually how we discovered radiation in the first place, these big juicy bois are trying to lose weight by shooting off their neutrons. They do this very slowly though, which is what regular uranium is, 'enriched' uranium is when you get all the fattest isotopes (which is like a cousin of an element, same family just slightly skinnier or fatter) and cram them all together.
How they formed in the first place idk probably due to pressure and stuff.
Have you a tank comrades?
it's timeless, user
>No robot could withstand that much radiation.
There were extreme radiation resisting electronics used in space etc by the CIVILIZED world. The commies lied - people died.
this disaster is funny to you guys?
yes piss off
Excellent work
Thank you for this
Keep lurking
No but your post is
>He pressed AZ-5?
>blow eet
Yeah
Imagine the smell
Am I the only one who can't stand Emily Watson's face? I don't even have any problem with her character.
my heartrate is actually through the roof after watching this scene, christ that 1-take shot is so fucking good
It would send blacks.
That cranium is so slavic it hurts
have sex
quality work user.
kek
based burgerclaps
All that equipment within the reactor will be fucking unusable after a while, and all for a process that is a lot harder to achieve than fission. Just build molten salt reactors, either within the thermal or fast configuration.
Looks like exposure to the radiation made him stop ageing
wheres mc?
Hold on was that Putin
I was talking to my finish grandma about Chernobyl and it was pretty neat how much she remembered from that time, despite it being 30+ years ago. She remembered the 90 seconds they had to work on the roof, the robots, and a bunch of other shit.
Now that you're here, sure
yes, only 40 more years until we have running power plant
holy fuck
Keke'd
I agree.
Good: 2
Great: 1, 3, 4
>Legasov swears for his life that he has no idea how a RBMK reactor core could explode
>the show leds you to believe that this is true
>later it is revealed that he knew a detail that could explain it
fucking hack writing
You are very very stupid, i want you to know that.
Her face is weirdly attractive
>Good: 4
>Great: 1, 2, 3
fixed
Nah shag Putin was out following cunts around not protecting archives.
>finish grandma
*ptooey*
makes going to chernobyl attractive and exciting
Official soundtrack is out on Spotify.
at first, he didn't realize how much of a fuck up Dyatlov was
Post yfw this happens
it's almost like Legasov was a typical Soviet communist
>born in 1936
>raised in 1984
jesus christ that quality is terrible
fucking hell
Not for me. Just the one track, Bridge of Death.
There is some stuff on youtube, but it's clearly been ripped from the show itself.
How do you know?
It will probably be crewed by Western/Russian expats mostly.
Like an offshore oiling platform, go over to Nigeria for 6 months, live like a king, come back with a decent salary sort of deal.
Why did this dumbfuck not only look at the core once, but TWICE? He is going to make Ignatenko look like the healthiest man alive.
how can you even get such shit quality?
Well I'm in Eastern Europe and it's past midnight so maybe there's that.
Please stop putting more holes in the roof.
>the most kino song is not there
why?
give me my 800 rubles comrade
the sausage was made from dogs
Nice. Also fuck regional licenses. I hope this shit gets through fast.
Because he was afraid,
Remember it wasn't professional soldiers or workers. Just young conscripts. They never ha d choice to do it
What was the reactor's endgame?
thanks yify
Probably a 480p stream on VK.
Soon I shall be free from /RBMK/
>They never ha d choice
Perfect
Crashing the Soviet Union, with no survivors
??
They're actually leftovers from back when the Earth was just a ball of molten rock getting a meteor bukkake every ten seconds. Pressure and heat was enough for millions of tonnes of the stuff to form, but it still decayed over long periods of time. Uranium-235 has a half life of 700 million years, which is slow but still fast enough to crumble most of it to dust by now. The shit we have today is composed of the crumbs that are left since most of it decayed into other elements over the 4.some-odd billion years since the earth formed, plus Uranium-238, the swole chad of the element that has a half life of 4.5 billion years
still won't load for me, will be midnight in 20 bongs for me
thanks for the heads up
no he was in east germany at the time
Thanks. Can't wait for it to unlock, lol
>0.3 seconds into positive void coefficient and comrade Dyatlov gives you this look
Post yfw.
hohol sounds a lot like cuckold
thank you comrade
>12 hours before
Ready for some flashback kino
What was your "REACTION" to episode 4?
he's too tired
ffs
fuck this episode is going to be kino
they weren't the same dogs all that time idiot.
they can breed before the radiation kills them
if akimov had no face how could he talk to fake science lady?
>positive void coefficient
Explain
They would eat all the uranium and leave reactors empty, no explosion just fattening up.
Bring me a fucking caviar and butter sandwich!
>no pumps in sight? that's too bad
water/coolant keeps boiling
less coolant = more energy = more boiling = more energy
Imagine when driving a car and you press the break to slow down, the car accelarates for a very brief moment and then proceeds to slow down. Fucking crazytown, yes?
That was the design flaw in the reactor core that caused things to go boom-boom.
i bet ritter is hung
That's as far as the ruler goes. That's the only number they had.
great image user
how is the light kills them only from looking??
Cars speeding up first before breaking
Isn't that what old people do when they forget which pedal to press?
The Cherwankoff Effect. Completely normal phenomenon, can happen with minimal temperatures.
Man seeing lagasov smile made the episode great, too bad about the wasted screentime by the hunting scenes
It's not my OC, but I agree.
Nuclear reactors shouldn't behave like old people driving tho.
Is this real?
too few hands caught in the gears and being degloved.
Also: Where are the guards that hold the workers at gunpoint?
yes, i rectally insert a uranium tube every 10 years and it's all the calories i'll need
Well, like it was stated numerous times, this would never have been a problem. The experiment they tried out was nothing that would ever naturally occur. But they artificially induced it and didn't know that the graphite tips would be a problem because the government hid the previous experiment where this was found to be a design flaw.
Who's to say this didn't happen and that's why America is so fucked up and fat?
That wasnt the big problem of the RBMK, bad analogy
The graphite tips increasing power output for a moment was just the final push. The biggest problem was the power increase loop that the reactor could enter if ran at low power
thoughts?
calorie is a unit of energy. when someone is determining the calories of a food they set it on fire and see how hot it makes water
How the fuck does something like that get designed and used? What possible benefit could it give? That's like building the Death Star and knowingly putting in the "shoot it and we all die" exhaust port
I think the young lad hunting and slowly losing his empathy for the animals is supposed to mirror how Legasov initially struggled asking for 3 men to open the sleuice gate but in episode 4 he bluntly brings up the idea of using "biorobots" to clear a 12000 Roentgen roof.
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Apparently the Ruskies are so butthurt about this show that they're gonna make their own where the CIA was behind it all
When the helicopter lowers Joker, how are the straps detached?
I don't see anything.
you're not seeing that, because it's not there
Why are you wasting bandwidth posting images of plain concrete?
Why did you post a picture of wide empty pastures?
Hey I have a rock just like that!
i want to watch this
I wanna touch it
But it is there. I'm seeing it right now
nothing to see here
How do I know it's there?
Proofs?
Thats not what a positive void coefficient is
Unironically, hypothetically, meaning if you could survive it, what would happen if you ate a gram of uranium and ingested that much calories in only one gram?
you're delusional
>America is so fucked up and fat
If I were a Russian I would be butthurt too. The new gained focus on Chernobyl and the heroes will probably bring up the subject again that Russia stopped paying the Liquidators that weren't Russian citizens immediately after the Union broke up.
good good, now put your dick in it
a hole is a hole user
>Then Stalin came, the famins, the Holodomor...
>WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE CHILDREN DIE TO SAVE THEIR MOTHERS
How the fuck did Sam Raimi get away with this series?
You become the STRIELOK.
That power increase loop is what a positive void coefficient is.
It would come out the same way it came in since you can't digest a spicy rock, but it'll leave behind enough dust and particles to give you cancer
just a bit of concrete
Slava Malamund loves it though, check his twitter, he points out some interesting things in scenes.
the americans planted it
You probably die of heavy metal poisoning.
Its graphite on the roof from when the core exploded.
Maybe Germany should do THEIR take on Schindler's list where Auschwitz is a theme park with rides and the Jews make maccaroni pictures and Hitler survives at the end and it was all a Russo-American conspiracy
uuuuuuuhhhhhh?
I want to stick my dick on it. Will I be okay?
lol commie scum
>heavy metal poisoning
Metal as fuck.
thank you for posting the original unedited image, comrade
Its a horrible way to die from what I can gather.
ive watched episode 2 a few times now and even though i know what happens i still get an overwhelming sense of dread when general pikalov says "its 15,000"
after midnight here in NL now, had to restart spotify but i can also listen to it now
Honestly don't mind Ulana's character as it's clearly a dramatization of the actual events
Of course some moments are questionable like:
>"I KNOW what's in Vienna"
Yes, but the reactor doesnt go into one because of the tips increasing the power for a moment
The loop started when they brought the output to cca 30MW, then removing all the control rods from the core to power it up again
Proofs? Have you got proofs? What proofs? Show proofs
You absorb the calories you can and shit out the rest. Same with all of your food.
You have to gradually "train" your body to be able to take more calories. That's why could eat 10 buckets of deep fried snickers and not wake up the next morning with layers of fat under your skin.
The media nowadays do not represent the opinion of the population in the slightest nowadays. They are so blatant with their propaganda even the most NPCiest of boomers are breaking the condition and laughing at it. So no, we are not butthurt, we are in fact enjoying it quite a bit. Read a comment from a dude who was a truck driver there at the time, he said the series is so authentic he had goosebumps watching it and was absolutely loving it.
As for paying the liquidators from other countries, why the fuck should we?
>propagandist NTV-channel
NTV is a fucking meme channel that airs crime movies and serials 24/7 since the 90's
>Kremlin is very upset with HBO mini-series
Nobody in the kremlin said a fucking word about this show.
>Pro-government media already cliticised the show badly
True, channel one spent 2 minutes pointing out the anachronisms in the first episode.
>t. Russian
>scheduled chernobyl marathon with some frens and pizza after last episode is out
what are we in for?
I think I can see Dyatlovs testicles.
Oh and:
Goiana accident.
A girl ate a fucking literal sprinkling of radiactive cesium on her sandwich because she liked how it looked. She survived a few days.
Lmao the whole show is basically a fairy tale with the moral of the story being that covering up mistakes and avoiding them leads to disaster, and they proceed to keep doing
Good time to remind everyone that Russia will build a nuclear reactor in Nigeria. JUST
fuck yeah, it's out for me too now
>expat's opinion
>worth shit
Nah dog.
I don't hate Russians or mock them. I hate Russia as in the country, it's actions and aspirations of the government and military and their media arm.
Same with a religion. Hate the religion, not the followers.
3.6/5 show
A lot of concrete.
>pizza
common Dyatlov, you're food is perfectly fine, what are you seeing that I'm not?
Not great, not terrible.
Kek, always forget my own country had a mega retard moment
I live near a nuclear reactor here in Brazil too, fucking terrified when I hear the alarm drills
>Hate the religion, not the followers
>put reactor in low power
>power goes up to infinity
What did the slavs mean by this?
>The day before the sale to the second scrapyard, on September 24, Ivo, Devair's brother, successfully scraped some additional dust out of the source and took it to his house a short distance away.
>There he spread some of it on the concrete floor. His six-year-old daughter, Leide das Neves Ferreira, later ate a sandwich while sitting on this floor.
>She was also fascinated by the blue glow of the powder, applying it to her body and showing it off to her mother. Dust from the powder fell on the sandwich she was consuming; she eventually absorbed 1.0 GBq and received a total dose of 6.0 Gy, more than a fatal dose even with treatment.[10]
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>Rosenberg
>Siberia
>bus to the showers
Yeah, I would be cautious too
>mega retard moment
understatement. Sorry, but the people involved were advanced retards.
>omg blue :D
>omg I have diarrhea and my hand falls off, never mind
>omg glowy stuff :D
Leave them alone! They are a near threatened species and are funny.
>weebs on Fukushima didn't use young people, only aged veterans engineers and nuclear power plant workers.
I got hit in the feels pretty hard when I learned about this
Apparently when working on cleaning up chernobyl, some older workers knowingly took off their dosimeters so they could work longer to avoid that to the younger workers.
>it's radiation, I ain't gotta explain shit
Darwinism. Natural Selection.
Some animals eat poisonous plants and die. The ones with genes that tell them not to, survive.
How come Hiroshima and Nagasaki aren't wastelands after getting nuked? Pls no bully
It's kind of a weird situation, I absolutely detest Putin's domestic policy and the state he led the country to, but I can kind of see why he's doing what he's doing international politics wise. I mean, we did try to be friends with Europe and the states, we really did, and all we got was a middle finger. And a new wave of warmongering. So yeah
It's not true though. The vast majority were workers of all ages.
What is true is that the Yakuza were the first to send aid and also did the most of the humanitarian aid.
>>scheduled chernobyl marathon with some frens and pizza after last episode is out
No you're not, they cancelled.
Check your phone again.
Direct application of loli piss has absorbed all radiation
My thought is the radiation/fallout from nuclear weapons is actually limited and short lived in comparison
They're optimized to make a large explosion
You are delusional.
Ntv is a government channel and they are spending millions to make a series about cia agent behind chernobyl accident.
sosi huy pidor
except neutron bombs
Even jungleniggers know better.
i think it had something to do with how high up you detonate the bomb
higher up means higher surface area affected by the bomb, but lower eventual radiation levels
when did they ever try to be friends with Europe? When they were culling Croatians and Bosnians and others to try to keep the Yugoslav republic? When they accidentally invaded Crimea? When they accidentally murdered journalists that exposed the Panama or Paradise papers? When they accidentally poisoned Skripal while on a tourist holiday? When they accidentally had another nuclear disaster in 2017 and denied it even though every institute confirmed that the source was in Russia?
the pinnacle of yet another meme
well done
>True, channel one spent 2 minutes pointing out the anachronisms in the first episode
Two minutes? Why are you lying bot?
True, channel one spent 2 minutes pointing out the anachronisms in the first episode
REDPILL ME ON JOKER
...
Far, far less nuclear material involved, plus most of it was vaporized by the whole being-an-atomic-bomb affair. Also the physics involved made the half life of the radiation in nipland a matter of years as opposed to the heavier shit that burned in Chernobyl that'll stick around for millennia
No vodka here RIDF
>and all we got was a middle finger
This is a russian troll
kek
Yakuza do their utmost to maintain stability because it's better for business, and have a culture that values displaying the valuelessness of ones health (hence the tattoos, they used to use a red ink that was literally poison)
ChernoBane
why does he wear the mask?
I was talking about Chernobyl for the dosimeter thing
it was somewhere near the middle in this documentary but i can't seem to find the exact moment
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I also laughed about the idea of explosive bullets in ep4 being true
>I also laughed about the idea of explosive bullets in ep4 being true
Based slavs.
>The mass (Elephant foot) is quite dense, unyielding to a drill, but able to be damaged by a Kalashnikov rifle
never forget 3828
The plutonium core in one of those bombs weighed 6 kg
The amount of fissible material in reactor 4 alone was about 200 Tons
they're not even remotely the same
damaged
memory.chornobylmuseum.kiev.ua
Here is a comprehensive index of liquidators, listing their fate after the accident.