American chef

>isn't even big enough to fit in your mouth

nothing wrong with that sentence

>i write like a black kid
You're obviously a reliable source.

the one at bottom fits the bun

You're saying that hamburger doesn't fit in your mouth.
Because it is too small.

My favorite part was the silly music that played while he tried to eat the giant american burger

Learn how to speak English, Jamal

How can something be too small to fit in one's mouth?

Exactly

big enough and small enough mean the same thing
it doesn't matter which you use

I feel like if you tried to write a page of information you would be committed to a high security special needs pre-school.

No. Saying something isn’t big enough means it neeeds to be bigger. Saying it isn’t small enough means it needs to be smaller.

Stop.

Nice seeing him get btfo by that white boy sean Evans. He was such a pussy on that.

>everyone's mouth is the same size

Alton Brown was the same. Covering his mouth with cream before every bite like we didn't notice.

>bong chef
>rip the intestines out of a live shitting goat and slap it on a plate
>no seasoning or cooking required if you eat it when it's still warm
>use its blood for pudding

Reminds me of those infomercial reenactments of people failing extremely hard at very mundane, everyday activities.

How am I supposed to eat that burger Gordon? The parameters of the burger and my mouth don’t correlate with each other so the sandwich has inherently become inedible in a finger food mobility sense. The only option left now is to deconstruct the monstrosity with the usage of eating utensils, which goes against the entire meaning of a burger. You’ve now reduced me to eating a salad when I didn’t order one.

“Maybe you need a salad, Screw.” I didn’t ask for your input, Gordon; I asked for a palpable sandwich, which has apparently become a pallet not even a renowned chef such as yourself is able to serve.

Not to mention the burger is served on top of the vegetables which have rendered them soggy, the bread also has a weird inflation which adds unneeded height to the sandwich, and the cheese is entirely too melted which results in an almost tasteless substance everytime.

That sandwich is an abomination, Gordon.

if you actually watched it you'd see he told them if they just cut the thing it would solve it mostly, but also the vegetables are cut way thicker on the American burger

Blood pudding is based

it's called BLACK pudding you fagaids

Is there any cbd in it?

yeah, produced by the same brainless retards for the same brainless retards no doubt.

yeah cause it reminds you of BBC, nigel

CJD? yes