Last Blood

He's like 80

He's gonna need a wheel chair half way through

the problem is that stallones ego takes over and he writes all of his characters in to underdog heros. I said that John rambo is the second best rambo but even that has some serious flaws due to the writing direction they take rambo in.

That's a terrible bow form. It's like he is trying to chop of his own nose.

I didn't see the trailer but I really want a movie like first blood again.
Like Rambo could be retired and get no nock raided by accident and go on another PTSD adventure against local cops but now they are like 2019 militarized cops compared to the country cops of the first.

There must be exceptions for some of these revival films, for other action guys. None of the schwarzenegger films have been decent in a long time. T3 was bad even back then. Maybe they should just stop before they become to self-aware.

Super easy barely and inconvenience, err you see libshits...

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how about stallone is a poster on tv who is swatted and then it follows on with the rest of your description.
he reveals someting about secret operations of the past, and in the end of the film he is found to have been suicided with two shots to the back of the head while blindfolded in a forest in bare feet 30 miles from the nearest town.

at this point to him Rambo is more about making him money and less an ego art project I'm guessing

after that, there is a 30 minute court-room drama about gun control, with lots of teenagers who just happened to be part-time actors turning up in slightly different disguises at different events and crying about it while giving 15 minute long prepared speeches on why assault rifles are the cause of all the problems in the world.

does he need more money?
might be a 'i can still make money' project.
or maybe he wants to kill the franchise before someone else takes over and turns it into poison.

fuck off, it looks cool, rambo is back with his knives and bow to kick some mesicans

It'll be Kino but it'll be 90s Kino. It was the same with Escape Plan. There's people who want to work on Rambo films and they'll put the work in to make sure its good. Not good like a serious WW2 holocaust picture but good in terms of "Does the lead do some crazy shit like kill a guy with a pair of boxers"

It was the same with John Wick. Cheese acting, boring premise, predictable plot, etc. But then everyone on set just agrees to take their job seriously because they're working with decent people and everyone is showing up to work in high spirits.

Nah i like the idea of rambo vs the mexican drug cartel but i can guarantee it's implemented like shit in the film.

It should go like this

>rambo has retired to texan ranch in middle of nowhere
>suddenly he starts seeing more and more traffic come by with gangbanger cars
>>sees that gangbangers are shaking down neighbours, breaking
>rambo taking a walk one day on ranch and finds a load of gangbangers on his land
>turns out that ms13 is trying to turn his land in to a drug den and place of operation, essentially trying to take over whole area
>obviously dealing drugs or some shady shit
>rambo tells them to leave because this is his land
>they act like typical gangbangers and try and tough talk him
>one of them is like 17
>kid pulls knife on rambo
>rambo and grabs knife, stabs kid
>turns out kid is brother of some semi-high up drug lord
>drug lord sends goons to kill rambo who get dispatched with ease
>even higher up drug lords find out about it, ends up as all out war with rambo, one man army vs ms13
>rambo ends up killing top drug lord but dying in process
>saves neighbourhood from mexicans
>trump builds wall around town and renames it 'fort rambo'
End.

Why is hollywood so creatively bankrupt?

They want to make money. Only way to reliably do that is by being cheap. Its the same principle that whores work by. Nobody wants to pay 1 million dollars for a fuck, so the girl has to ge 100 bucks for each fuck and then fuck 10 000 guys

>john wick
Nice comparison Stallone.
looks like shit, that you can't see that suggests you are a retard.
it might be better than ghostbusters: wymyn version, or most of the other dog-dicked shit-dipped cancer that has been released in the last twenty years, but it doesn't deserve to be called rambo, certainly not last blood.
i bet you liked 'the last stand' too, was it the best film you'd ever seen?

Rambo is a bigger name than anything else in the genre. If Stallone wanted Keanu and his entire stunt team working on a Rambo film, they'd all happily say yes.

Even if the movie isn't as kino as the first John Wick, it'll still be good.

RAMBOOOOOOOOO

Dude Rambo franchise is dead since the third one.

Nobody cared about the 4th one and almost nobody cares about this one. Only old people with nostalgia to see Rambo again and some losers here that doesn't have anything better to do with their time than to see Rambo 5.

imagine unironically blasting people for not having anything better to do with their time than see rambo 5 while not having anything better to do with your time than post on Yea Forums

big name, lots of money, clearly a shit writer, clearly a shit director, clearly a shit promotion.
that's why it is a waste.
john wick is quality, that's why it has done well and why there have been 2 sequels made to it, despite it becoming somewhat formulaic.
rambo 1 was excellent, rambo 2 and 3 were fine as plain action films but had already become mindless. rambo 4 was a nice revival, but with too much hyper-violence and computer graphics, it was still in the vein of 2 and 3 though.
this one looks pointless, rambo is in his house?? with a bunch of bikers coming round??
where's the military, where's the character. oh he has a bow, why?
commando had a more compelling plot, and more involving action, and that was more or less a clone of rambo.

>muh john wick is based
you are so fucking gay and stupid zoomer, leave and never post here again

I'm one of those losers so I'm no saying that I'm better than anyone. But it's a way of explain that the general public doesn't even know about the existence of this movie or that teenagers or young people are not going to go to watch this in the theater with their friends. Only old nostalgic people and losers with nothing better to do care about Rambo 5: 80 years old Stallone makes another cheap Rambo movie.

sylvester stallone is 72 years old

>rambo 5 is based
Kill yourself, whatever the fuck they call people born in the last 3 years

Why would they pick that song for the trailer? Hella cringe

IT'S THE BEST SONG EVER, IT'S RAMBO, PAY FOR IT, FUCKING ZOOMER

I know autist, it's called a joke, it's called exaggeration.