The Lion King

DUDE

I want to see the shills rationalizing this

DUDE HAKUNA MATATA LMAO

THE BOAR IS PREGNANT

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I think they spent too much time asking if they can replace the memorable and expressive designs from the cartoons with ones that look exactly like real animals and not enough time asking if they should.

SEVEN HELLS

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disney....what the fuck?

lel

Dude, insects
LMAO

>PUMBAA, not in front of the kids!

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they have to spend those countless millions of tax-loopholed hollywood money on something

SINGING BOARS IN AN OPEN FIELD, NED

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see, the thing about pumbaa back then is that he didn't look like a dirty, disgusting, terrifying pig that sounds like a retarded burnout. Nathan Lane will never be topped.

Warthogs are the biggest fuckin jerks in the animal kingdom. I hope he gets killed, no lie

>Nathan Lane will never be stopped
Is this a gay joke?

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>seth rogen
>john oliver

fucking WHY

Nathan Lane was Timon

Sad to see Disney, a company that championed animated films, has completely abandoned its animated films and forgotten how eye catching animation is.

Instead we get these ugly bland "live action" films.

All the money they wasted making these "live action" characters could have funded two or three animated films. They could eve have tried to render it to look 2d or maybe even try to do computer generated 2d animation for a change.

Instead. Seth Rogan is a uncanny valley warthog.

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robert memes are the only got thing that will make me laugh

Will this film flop or will idiots flock to go see it?

Would you please kill the booooooooooooooooar

AABBAA is an absolute unit, he'd destroy PUMMUP

literally antisemitism

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Their 3d animations are as ugly,lame and disgusting as the stupid live actions

I've seen animal documentaries as a child and real life boars didn't scare me.

aren't you a brave little boy

I dunno, PUMMUP has bigger fangs

>AND MY FRIENDS ALWAYS STOOD DOWN WIIIIIIIIIIIND

So whos uglier. Pumbaa or Sonic?

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Wait, aren't people in thus thread bitching about how it looks "scary for kids"?

Have you considered the possibility these people might be retards

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sonic

Hey its me the cannabis man, that drug for adults illegal in some jurisdictions.

Has Yea Forums never seen a warthog before?

what's your point?

AABBAA looking real give-me-that-for-free in this picture

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What does he do on his weekends off?

>leanest meat this side of the pride vs plump rump with a side of muscle

They're a satanic company

This movie looks so fucking lame. No wonder the mouse stools are hitting Godzilla so hard.

>>john oliver
As who? Timon? Or the horn bill?

Dude warthog weed lmao

Zazu. Like he wasn't annoying fuck before.

Based

But muh magical Disney experience of ripping off Hamlet and and an Anime

Did they give it to him just because he looks like Mr Bean?

>AABBAA
II'VEE BBEENN CCHEATEDD BBYY YYOUU SSINCEE II DDON'TT KKNOWW WWHENN

lol in spanish "marrano" is used for pig/dirty, and it used to mean "converted jews that still practiced judaism"

never change kikes

They got there revenge in Maus by casting all of the polish as pigs tho

YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB BOAR WITH A FAT ARSE

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>Disney is unoriginal
More news at 11. The real question is is the Emperor's New Groove a ripoff as well?

>Seth Rogen

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>Generic warthog #156701
Yes, that's a cool poster disney.

Nobody gives a fuck about gook shit

He's replacing the very much still alive Rowan Atkinson as Zazu. Jeremy Irons is getting replaced to.

based kot

He ate bugs and his ass smelled so bad other animals couldn't be around him. He was pretty fucking disgusting and all the disney eyes in the world couldn't save that.

Shouldn’t actors of African descent voice African animals? baka disney, baka.

I didn't know they ripped it off THAT much. Holy crap.

I don't get it. Are we supposed to be awed by the "magic of technology" to render photorealistic characters and environments?

Fuck the world. Fuck this shitty movie that's going to make 10 billion dollars no matter how terrible it is

>OMG IT HAS A BABOON AND A LION WALKING OMG WHAT A RIPOFF BAKA-CHAN
kys

I have more problems with Seth Rogen in this than the shitty CGI board creepy face.

Whenever he is in, I'm out. His foul presence by itself makes a movie worse.

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Daily reminder The Lion King is kino because it has a plot. Kimba is just gook autism like this shit and One Piece and Moomins and never comes to anything

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>YO WYTE BOI! WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET SO DA ANIMALS GOTTA BE BLACK CUZ IS AFRIKUH WE DUN WANT NO WYTEWASHIN'!
>but those two comic relief characters can be played by liberal jewish comedians :)

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Japanese romantic cringe kino is the best. I need to watch more.

wow thanks for trying to ruin the thread but we will ignore you

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>i want to see shills
>responds
fuck off shill

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Lion fucking shits go home

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Only reason I'm watching this

John Oliver is unironically based.

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those two must like each other a lot. they can't stop hugging! :D

it was before you fucked it up

It's weird because Jungle Book felt unreal enough to retain a lot of the charm. This is way too hyperrealistic

john olivers voice is perfect for the bird tho

do you know what goyim means?

one person
go back to r*ddit if you can't handle the concept of anonymity

The moment they changed their great classic Walt Disney Pictures intro to the gaudy ultra-realistic current one, I knew it was the beginning of something awful. It's like they want to erase any relation to 2D animation.

They have become like on of those crazy rich arabs who have golden toilets in their palaces. Just showing off their money without any taste.

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Fuck, I miss Eisner

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Is this bobby bait

big piggo NOOOOOOO

>CGI animals have replaced live action animals

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Problem, bitch?

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I'd unironically rather watch a remake that had all of the actors in Party City-type Halloween costumes instead of this ugly shitfest. At least that'd be kind of funny.

What's yours dipshit?

SNEED

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vs photorealistic
youtu.be/gBJVqB9wG98

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Surprise! Another Jew.

I mean really, your highness, come on. It's 2015.

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>remake a colourful kids movie
>grade it like a gritty adult action flick

Well?

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There's 20 minutes of 2D in Mary Poppins Returns that came out just this year. So there's still hope they'll revisit it properly some day.

DUDE

GRUBS

LMAO

RULES OF NATURE

Why did they change the villain from dark with black hair to pale with blonde hair?

Nah man I own like six mirrors.

DUDE IT LOOKS SO REAL LMAO

>remaking a timeless movie in a shittier format

Why.

Damn, Nathan Lane could still do it, they brought back James Earl Jones

>I have two personalities

when they showed me the ultra realistic jungle book i thought it was gonna be terrible, but it was great, so maybe the lion king will be the same. i'm not giving up hope

Was scar supposed to be a nigger?

Blame PETA for that shit.

40,000 BOARS IN AN OPEN AFRICAN SAVANNAH JUNGLE, NED!!

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LMAO

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Scar looks like a junkie

Will it be more or less a shot for shot remake?

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>PUMMUP
>scared and timid. Has never been in a fight in his life. Wants to be left alone

>AABBAA
>Dead, soulless eyes. Has nothing to lose. Has killed before and will kill again.

Funneh man
Funneh funneh funneh man

>NED!

>moomins
>gook autism
based falseflag poster

A quisling?

Why Seth Rogen, of all people? He doesn't even remotely sound like the animated one, and I doubt he'll affect that manner of speaking, he'll just do his normal stoner routine
This isn't even part of the majority black cast thing, why not get someone who can actually sound like a cartoon boar? Is it purely so they can use his (box office poisoning) name in the marketing?

>unironically watching le current year man
>in le current year

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LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WAIFU HNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Timmit looks so innocent and naive. Meanwhile, Noion has seen some shit.

No one cares about those places.

Easy with the wine, your grace....

seth rogan isnt popular

Don't you mean
*inhales deeply*
AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
youtube.com/watch?v=6fTsXgrac7E

>Disney shills actively defending this ITT

He looks more like he is on some shit

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I was hoping for piggie to turn it around on Mr kitty then eat him.

VINOH-

cant wait for every song to be remade with some overblown performance and an unfitting hip hop beat added to it.
maybe theyll remake sleeping beauty next so the unrivaled performance of once upon a dream can be soiled by some 20 year old star that will be forgotten next year.

You first faggot wanna fight?

why it had double A ?

His Judaism never got in the way of making a quality product and expanding on the family themes of the movies and incorporating that into the parks.

He really did an excellent job. I don't think Walt would even send him to the oven if he were still alive.

Disney closed its animation department after Treasure planet

Treasure planet only got made because the creator blackmailed them to make it

Treasure planet was also sabotaged because of the spiteful executives

Disney animation have had like 3 or 4 smash hits since 2002. Prior to that they had smash hits every fucking year.

so they decided to produce awful 3D animations and soulless live actions cause of it?
brilliant!

Why did they change the Hyenas' names?

It'll be satisfying to hear him getting shat on constantly.

AHHHHH! SAVE ME NED!

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he looks like a parrot already

Lion King was originally a Kimba movie but Japan's bubble burst made them drop it when nips tried to outjew them over rights.

why didnt it use it's horns?