This summer

From the producers who saw Shrek!

>I saw it, I'm serious!

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C'thulhu? Which Lovecraft short story is your favourite one, \tv\? I'm going with The Dream-Quest of unknown Kadath. It had its problems, like arriving to a place and then having to go to another place, and it repeats this strategy but it’s still weird, and it’s why I like it. Talking about slaves, army of cat saving the main character, the adventure, the minimal but still effective horror elements.

>Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.

hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx

Do you ever leave this site?

poetryfoundation.org/poems/45173/jubilate-agno

Alright, that's it, this is now a cat-based literature appreciation thread

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Stop whining anglo. If you left this place you wouldn’t be seeing me around all the time either. Don’t pretend it takes time and effort to be here or that you’re not here just as much.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE THING... IT WAS UNDESCRIBABLE! I'M LOSING MY MIND!

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So, when are they going to make a film/show adaptation?
Its pretty good

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ROB SCHNEIDER IS...

*record scratch*

Read, you dumbfuck

kek, great. we must make fake trailer with him

*golden retriever covers eyes with paws*

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

WHAT THE...

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*clicking and booming sounds*

>*Inception BRAAAP noise*
>*Camera pans over stormy ocean*
>*BRAAAP*
>*Ominous piano music*
>"We thought it was a myth"
>*BRAAAP*
>*Dwayne Johnson and Emma Watson watching news report of something coming out of the ocean*
>"Sweetie, I have to go"
>*Emma Watson cries*
>Narrator: "This summer...."
>*Dwayne Johnson and Chris Tucker on aircraft carrier*
>*Tentacle comes out of the ocean and slams deck of carrier*
>"DAAAAAMN THAT'S SOME BAD SUSHI" *Music stops as Dwayne looks at Tucker*
>*Thunderstruck starts playing*
>*BRAAAPS speed up*
>EXPERIENCE *Giant hand knocks helicopter out of the air*
>THE *Dwayne leaps off of carrier*
>LEGEND *Split second flash of Cthulus face*
>"In theatres August"

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oh no...
OH NO!
IT'S HAPPENING FOLKS
I'M GOING INSAAAAANE WAAAAAAAH

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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I’m a big fan of Medusa’s Coil.

HUAAAAH!
HUAAAAAAAAAH!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A VACATION!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>..."I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!"

AAAAAAAAAAH

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Why is everyones focusing on the monster when the story was actually focused on the cult of Cthulhu, practicing human sacrifices, existing all around the world and being underground? With also creepy dreams about R'lyeh and her weird geometry.

We are not even sure that the monster on the island was actually the proper Cthulhu and not just a star-spawn.
If Cthulhu awakens staying on Earth and destroying humanity make no sense for him.

OWIE ZOWIE, RIGHT IN THE COSMIC SPHERES

wtf bro that monster is so eldritch and horrifying i just went clinically insane just looking at it fucking spoiler your image bro

Are we too immature for cthulu kino?

SOMETIMES...
>C'thulhu!
..YOU NEED A MONSTER
>C'thulhu! Come and fight, like a man... or like a monster!
..TO FIGHT A MONSTER!

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>pterodactyls
hold on, does that mean that Lovecraft visited Jurassic Park?

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>no active dislike
>separates humans and blacks in classification

>after credits scene
>that one loner penguin is still marching through the endless antarctic
>suddenly a helicopter lands in front of him, a man jumps out
>it's tom cruise
>"I'm putting together a team."
>hard cut to black
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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The Rats in the Walls
Maybe The Dunwich Horror.

He has no active dislike for negroes, he just realizes they are sub-human.

>It's impossible to view niggers as non-human and not actively hate them.

>panpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpanpan

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forgot pic

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>implying the penguin is not a servitor of the Old Ones returning to Kadath

*slowed down and sung in acapela*

YOU
*BRAAP*
CAN'T
*BRAAAAP*
RUN!

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