1 - Deep Space Nine

tos>>voy>next gen>ent>ds9>>disc

DS9 - Dominion War (Approx. S3-S7)
TNG S3-S6
TOS S1
ENT S4
TOS S2
DS9 S2
ENT S3
Diminishing returns from there on, with VOY, DS9 S1, and TNG S1 fighting for last.

DS9 S1 isn't so bad. It has Duet and Past Prologue and sets the stage fairly well for later seasons. It just does it a bit to slowly and has too many silly episodes, like they hadn't really figured out yet what worked for DS9.

Is TNG really worth sticking out for. the first two seasons have been pretty rough

yes

once they cycle through scrapped TOS plots and Gene Rod'n'Berries finally snuffs it, it gets good. sort of season 3.5-ish.

Yes.

oh god im watching the Voyager opening 2-parter and i fucking hate Neelix already

in conclusion, only about an hour of voyager's entire run is worthwhile. the rest is just a long, slow, drawn-out fart of wasted opportunities

Objective ranking coming through
TOS=TNG=DS9>VOY=ENT>STD

Roddenberry died at the start of season 5, nimrod.

>I am not a married man
what did he mean by this

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stop rating tng so highly fags. the only good season it had was 2

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yeah but he was pants-shittingly senile way before then.

TNG > DS9 >> TOS >>> VOY = ENT >>>>>>>> literal shit >>>>> STD

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>why is the mean lady bullying Data?????
>i empathise with the 'beep boop what is humanity' android, because i too fail to understand 'jokes' or 'social interaction' and have an engineer friend and a cat

Duet is a fantastic episode, but it's unlike most of S1. It's mostly very stilted and awkward, and so many episodes start badly and end up meaningless - Wishes Were Horses, Move Along Home, Dramatis Personae to an extent - it's like they're still writing for TNG but with less of a foundation to build off of.

>Move Along Home
people who dont like this episode dont have souls. dont blame me, its in the bible. says right there, FOURTH SHAP

He meant that you're deaf

She was my favorite character in season 2. I was pissed when they wrote her out without even bothering to write her out.

A decent twist does not a good episode make. It's not totally awful, but like I said, it ends up being meaningless, thus limiting it's value. Still, not as bad as the episode where they imagine the problem, then imagine it away. Ugh.

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I don't think patrick stewart could stand having another character on the show actually grow.

>it ends up being meaningless
lol its specifically a point in the episode that its not meaningless. the dudes' culture is based around games of chance and smoke and mirrors, and they roll into ds9 like sup bitches fuck your dabo shit this is what we do

basically every star trek episode like this exposes them all as a bunch of uptight no-fun-havers, rip TOS beatniks

>putting comfiest trek at the bottom
kys
Here's the real deal.
TNG = DS9 > TOS = ENT > TAS > > VOY > > > > ABRAMS > > > > > > > > > STD

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I always associated Star Trek with going to the dentist

i can't refute this

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DS9>>>>>>>>TOS, TNG, VOY>TAS

ent and disco are not treks

she was much better than crusher. One of the best characters in the whole franchise.

1, Legend of the Galactic Heroes
2, Babylon 5
3, Farscape
4, Stargate

>b5
kys

1. Blake's 7
2. everything else
that's it

Blake's 7 is next on my watchlist after I finish Gundam.

She was a knock off McCoy. I'd agree that made her a more interesting character than Crusher but lets not go nuts and pretend she's an all time great.

McCoy > The Doctor (VOY) > Phlox > Bashir > Pulaski > Crusher

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Autism detected.

Bones > Bashir = EMH = Phlox > Pulaski > Crusher

I just started watch trek on BBC america a couple years ago. Love TOS and TNG, but sadly they replay the same episodes over and over which makes me not watch as much now. Voyager comes on too, but it is noticeably worse than the other 2. What is the best way to watch all of TNG? Order dvds, netflix or something? I normally just watch stuff on Putlocker, and I watched most of TOS on there last year.My issue is that I watched a lot of TNG episodes on TV, which makes it hard to know where to start. I dont know which season/episodes Ive already seen and I usually dont remember Ive seen one untill 10 minutes or so into the episode which gets annoying especially on the popup ridden Putlocker sites

Netflix is probably your best bet for cheap but if you've got the scratch go with the remastered blu-rays.

Anyone who thinks Voyager is better than Enterprise hasn't seen Enterprise. ENT season 3 is literally Voyager done right.

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BASED

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I wouldn't argue that. Bashir, EMH and Phlox are all pretty solid characters. Bashir has a better arc while the EMH and Phlox have fun gimmicks.

DS9 > TNG > VOY > TOS > ENT > DIS

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startreklist.blogspot.com/2011/04/list-of-all-star-trek-episodes-sorted_05.html

this might help. watch as you usally would and just tick it off in a spreadsheet or something?

I think Enterprise is definitely the most underrated series. Its not on the level of TNG, DS9 or TOS but most of the people who hate on it just heard that it sucked and never actually watched it. Season 3 and 4 were both really solid.

it's alright but most of the chiefs just sucked. Poor Bakula had to carry the show almost singehandedly

thestartrekchronologyproject.blogspot.com/2009/09/and-now-we-present-complete-star-trek_19.html?m=1

This is the best watch list by far if you do enjoy Trek, though you don’t need to watch STD for any of it since it doesn’t work in this timeline. Just watch them on Hulu Netflix or amazon it’s on every paid streaming service. I believe that only Netflix has the remastered TNG but every sit has the remastered TOS.

>Discovery above anything

If you were to take a shot every time someone cries on that show you'd be fucking annihilated. How am I supposed to be believe these people are supposed to be experts with training on dealing with the unknown when they act like they are in a weepy every fucking week? I don't mind having characters have an emotional breakdown as a part of an arc but Michael Burnham bursts out in tears every other episode.

IMO s4 > s2 > s3 = s1

Blalock and Trinneer did a great job. Keating and Park didn't get enough screentime. Montgomery wasn't as good of an actor, but they could have done a lot more with his character.

i just think watching in airdate order, as it would have originally aired, makes more sense than an absolutely arbitrary stardate timeline

I'm ok with this

>it's good. Just the first 50 episodes are shit

Air date is good but this does make both enterprise and voyager better, the former gets better by getting it out of the way and seeing how they wanted to connect to TOS and voyager gets better by watching it through with DS9 so it gives you a nice balance of dark Trek and light Trek

Over memorial day they had an all Klingon TNG marathon. I got to see the episode "reunion" again which is one of my favorites. Even though Ive seen a lot of the episodes after that, I should start there and work my way down the list looking at each episode synopsis and mark off ones I can remember seeing

They're not shit though.

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>Over memorial day they had an all Klingon TNG marathon
that seems kind of tasteless imo lol

But enough about TNG.

Enterprise shows how you can make the 60s aesthetic look good in modern hd. STD has no excuse.

>it's alright but most of the chiefs just sucked.

I think Voyager's cast was way weaker. There's no one on Enterprise as boring as Harry Kim, Paris, or Chakotay or anyone as unlikable as B'lana.

Enterprise just didn't really have any outstanding characters unless you count Jeffery Combs guest starring as the Andorian.

I'm sick of all the DS9 dick sucking. It was annoying in 1999 and it's annoying in 2019.

They usually have a "themed" day every week. Ive seen borg and q marathons too and I think maybe a data and romulan one advertised. I of course didnt watch every episode of the "marathons" but its nice to see some actual story progression instead of the usual random episodes from all the different seasons

Official /trek/ ranking as decided by very important people:
TOS Films (except TMP) = TNG > TOS > DS9 = VOY > ENT > JJ Films > TAS > STD > TMP

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Guarenteed you never even watched TOS. Maybe one episode. Most episodes were garbage that weren't even about sci fi. OH NO KIRK AND CREW ARE STUCK ON A 1930S MOBSTER PLANET! OH NO KIRK AND CREW ARE CAPTURED BY 18th CENTURY INDIANS! OH NO KIRK AND CREW ARE CAPTURED BY ROMANS! OH NO KIRK AND CREW ARE CAPTURED BY THE GREEK GOD APOLLO!

All the parodies and affectionate send ups of TOS come from the same 6 episodes because that show only produced 6 good episodes out of 3 seasons.

1. TOS films
2. The Original Series
3. The Next Generation
4. Everything else

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>still hating on Discovery

Reminder that neckbeards never change

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I liked harry kim

>youtube reviewer
I wonder who made this post

oh right. LET US DIE GLORIOUS DEATHS IN BATTLE just seems like the exact opposite of 'memorial day' though haha

nah, just cultural osmosis. like 'kirk the red-blooded hero Action Guy with a laser in one hand and a green alien babe in the other' just isn't a thing

>muh lore
>muh continuity
TOS is the only acceptable form of Star Trek media to consume and the rest is for uber nerds

STD is terrible and will only get worse, that shit you posted was written before TNG even came out

Nobody liked Harry Kim. Not the actor, not the writers, not you. Nobody

Gene's Vision (tm) is pretty thoroughly discredited at this point though

trek, or at least tng, was good in spite of gene not because of him

they hate us cause they aint us

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Stay mad you filthy bajoran

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>unknown Shakespearean actor

Mad to think that TNG was essentially a schlocky paycheck that nobody expected to pan out, least of all Stewart

TNG has been the cool one since 1991.
youtube.com/watch?v=YE4NyXL5JAQ

Now that is some bullshit.

Star Trek the Motion Picture is one of the comfiest movies of all time.
It's boring in the best way possible.

I've never actually seen it from start to finish because I fall asleep each time, but it's a really nice way of falling asleep.

Stay mad

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uh Patrick Stewart was certainly a known Shakespearean actor even in the 80s

>lose battle
>sit in puddle of own piss in a prison cell
>recover from mental breakdown
>decide to start worshipping Bajoran Space Satan

Dukat did many many things wrong

Skip the first two seasons besides Measure Of A Man, and skip episodes past season 3 that focus on wesley, crusher, or troi, except for the ones where wesley and his academy mates murder someone and when he crashes on the desert planet with picard, the crusher one where worf breaks his back, and the troi one where she becomes a romulan. Geordi episodes are hilarious and not offensively bad but they're never great. Avoid all worf episodes dealing with his son. And for the love of God don't suffer through the one where data creates an autistic robot daughter or adopts a kid. All Daddy Data episodes are trash.

>TMP bad
>TOS over DS9
Kill self

Wrong.

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>I think Voyager's cast was way weaker. There's no one on Enterprise as boring as Harry Kim, Paris, or Chakotay
Travis Mayweather received so little material from the writers that you completely forgot he existed.

Harry wasn't unlikable like Wesley or B'lana or anyone on STD. He was just dull as dishwater.

The only really good episode Harry had was the one where he blew up the ship and then went nuts in the future trying to figure out a way to fix the past.

How can there be war crimes if there wasn't a war?

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Bajorans are China under Jap occupation, not muh jewz

Your right, I did. He was basically furniture.

everybody doesn't have to have some sort of gimmick. kim was just an ensign working his way up the ranks.

Why didn't the Federation adopt the Wadi's advanced teleportation and cloaking technology? Why didn't they just transport all Jem Hadar and Borta and Changelings into the magical pocket dimension to be stuck in Chula for eternity?

>measure of a man
Propaganda.

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No one brought up jews except you, you schizo kike

Why are stationfags so abrasive?

I could never remember his name until I was deep into S2

Will it be kino, bros? After that mediocre STD show
youtu.be/K2HO2NGZWPs

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Voyager's muh hologram rights > TNG's muh robot rights

why don't you suck my big fat juicy jumja stick

>kim was just an ensign working his way up the ranks.
Yes, he definitely earned that promotion.

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Jesus Fucking Christ, I cannot stand this fucking user. We can't have a single fucking Star Trek thread without this slack jawed faggot bitching about one of the greatest episodes of any series. Seriously, unironically and quickly kill yourself.

i want a romulan gf

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i want a vorta gf

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We already saw it. Bashirfag is female (female) and Nog is FUCKING DEAD.

They need to either have a gimmick and/or a charming personality and/or an interesting arc. If they made Harry become disillusioned with Star Fleet ideology he could have been interesting. 7 seasons of being the good boy ensign isn't interesting.

I want a 5 seasons of T'Rul instead of whatever that shit was with Seska.

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>so there's holograms doing the dirty work
ok
>all the shit jobs that even robots couldnt do because it's like really irradiated and gassy and stuff
makes sense
>all the crazy mining stuff where you could be crushed any second or have your insides on the outside or something
yeah ok
>also the holograms have old-timey 1930s pickaxes and hard hats
u wot m8

Knine an the asstistant an then

this

And they're medical holograms instead of, you know, holograms developed for mining.

Voyager!

This faggot claims to be a man of science but thinks robots can't be sentient beings worthy of rights. There is zero difference between a human and a android like data besides the spiritual argument of whether or not there is an afterlife and if so if beings possess souls to be sent there, and that is not a question for science.

You can program people, you can 'shut them down' - anything. There are human beings out there with less emotion and intelligence than Data, are they not worthy of rights as well? The moment Data showed the ability to question what he was he became a sentient being. The trial should have never commenced in the first place.

where did you watch it?

And they have personalities. Wouldn't it be easier to program some kind of mindless spider with drill bits for arms?

I never liked the Xindi, but I get why they did it.

I liked it for stuff like this

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i'm legit angry that jjtrek fucking blew up romulus and that's apparently canon in the proper timeline

now none of us can have romulan gfs and i'm mad as heck

It was in theaters nationwide on May 13th.

I guess it made enough money for them to bring it back for another round.

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(you)

Wait, apparently the June date is for UK trekkies.

AMERICA WINS AGAIN.

i'm so so glad we didnt get a ds9 season 8 if that's the pitches they were thinking about

I don't know you mate.

Saw it in theater. Behr is a faggot and thinks he deserves some 90's progressive credit for covering shit everyone else had already like homelessness, civil rights, faggotry, etc. He even throws in Trump in his montage of evil at one point.
There are two or three minutes of interesting stuff in this lame, cringy doc.

Give it up, user. MOAM is a great episode, despite your impotent ramblings.

unleasches Cancer here

Dr who

lol remember that time Jake Sisko says the n word

>He even throws in Trump in his montage of evil

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bazinga

Enterprise is second to ds9.

I figured out how to fix it.

At the end of the episode, Bajoran soldiers are about to fire on our heroes. A bright light appears on the Promenade, and the Bajorans fall to their knees. They praise the Emissary who is about to return from the Celestial Temple. The light fades, and... it's Mirror Jadzia. She aims her phaser and asks
>"Where's Vic?"

Cut to a little house on Bajor. Kasidy, Jake and Young Joseph are having dinner... with Ben Sisko. He actually returned 20 years earlier, and he's been a great husband to Kasidy and great father for Joseph. But he let everyone else THINK he's still in the Celestial Temple because he didn't want to deal with any more Starfleet bullshit or Kai and Vedek bullshit.
>"Dad, we almost had a firefight on the Promenade today. All your friends were there. Someone could have gotten hurt. Don't you think it's time we let them know that you came back?"

Now you have Terry Farrell back and you don't have the embarrassing fiasco of Sisko abandoning his family.

Today's a bad day to defend Trump. You didn't hear about how he embarrassed himself in his Tweets again?

Nope.

TOS>TNG=Continues>animated>>>DS9>VOY=Ent>>>>STD

DS9 had too much lowest-common-denominator Trek content. The shit that is really embarrassing when a non Trek fan sees it. Also, Sisko was worst cpt.

Star Trek used to be like a lulaby to me, I found it so boring that it always put me to sleep, then one night where sleep was hard to come by, I tuned into TNG thinking this will cast me off to dream land, the episode was "The Inner Light", it took hold of me like a iron claw.

For three seasons TOS, for seven seasons TNG, rest has it moments.

>cares about social media

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You think what you are told.
Your entire politic belief is dictated to you by the enemies of Trump.
Trump is not as great as Trumpfags say. Trump is not as evil as Libtards say.
lrn to newz

>Russia helped get me elected

>Hysterical liberal McCarthyism pushed PATRIOTS to elect me. 3 years later whacko leftwing witch hunters are still after me. Sad!

Imagine thinking le God Emprah is a 4d chess master and not some rich kid retard

Imagine thinking President Shillary would be the better option

Did they put O'Brien on DS9 to stop him defecting to the Maquis? Was he showing seditious tendencies on the Enterprise?

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Don't Date Cardassians

Do Fuck Cardassians

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Yeah, she would be. We wouldn't have those disastrous tax cuts, we wouldn't be tanking the economy in a trade war, we wouldn't be heading to war with Iran, and we would be protecting the environment.

You know the environment is the most important issue of all, right? It doesn't go away just because you're made at diversity.

Star Trek is retarded boomer trash

>STD
>above ENT

even ENT was salvaged when they fired the s1/2 writers
STD is just fucking embarrassing

>You know the environment is the most important issue of all, right?
Tell that to china and india

>t. someone who has never watched TOS
>even worse, made references based on clips from Youtube
Get fucked, zoomy.

>war with Iran
Nobody cares about Iran, George. The U.S. is tired of faggy oil meme crusades in the Middle East. The true enemy is China.

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So much for making America great again. Instead of America being a leader, you want America to be a follower. We can't protect our environment until those other countries protect their environments first.

Pathetic.

someone says star trek i hear big dick energy

>its a wheaton episode
the low points of TNG

Data/Picard/lwaxana - Top tier
Worf/Riker - Mid
Doctor/Geordie - Low
Troi/Scrappy doo - Fuck off

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Was every Star Fleet Commander required to send Geordie to his death in order to get promoted? Or was it specifically the Enterprise crew?

The test involves sending the highest-ranking virgin off to die. You think to yourself "It's not fair, they shouldn't have to die before they've truly lived life, what a tragedy!" But if you're command material then you'll just go ahead and give the order.

1. TNG
2. TOS
3. ENT
4. VOY
5. DS9

How does /trek/ rank the new Lost in Space?
Dr. Smith a cute!

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ENT had mirror darkly
but VOY had more captain proton episodes

VOY is higher than ENT on the tier lists. Its logical.

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Yeah but Trip, the resident ENT chad, fucked more alien cuties than Tom Paris.

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tfw im a 5'4 romulan with a 5'10 andorian gf

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Maybe so, however also consider that VOY had 7 of 9 AND she fought Dwayne Johnson in a cage match

>too fat to wear your girlfriend's clothes
I'm still not interested.

First human male to get pregnant

i weight 105lbs, how is that fat you retard

She was so annoying she almost made me quit watching. It was mostly Toby Stephens which kept me going.

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You tell me. Why can't you wear your gf's clothes?

umm sweetie thats a bit transphobic

because i have my own clothes that she picks out for me

nice blog faggot

But that's not as fun as wearing her clothes, especially after she's had a sweaty workout and they smell of her scent. You call yourself a crossdresser? Fucking amateur.

Wrong, Parker Posey is a goddess and the best part of the series. Just started watching, on the second episode right now and hoping Dr. Smith becomes a main character.

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fair. I just like dressing up in cute matching outfits with her

Tau Ceti is right in the middle of the four founding systems of the Federation

Explain to me why all the important Federation institutions are on Earth instead of Tau Ceti e?

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I dated Parker Posey briefly while she was making Josie and the Pussycats, I'll have to check this out.

>Axanar
Get this fan film faggot shit out of here along with the one with the pedophile and the one with the Elvis Impersonator

I said Tau Ceti, nobody mentioned Axanar

>the one with the pedophile
The Motion Picture? Voyager?

>I dated Parker Posey
bruh too savage a larp cmon now

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Captain of a mall, a mall captain. The only thing I liked about sisko was that he liked baseball, and I bet avert brookes hates baseball.

It's in your non-canon image user
The beefy guy who's name I always get confused with the Hellboy creator and got #metoo'd by the weebs

Axanar is part of actual canon, not just fanon.

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Axanar

Fuck off with your dumb drama.

>insulting the Emissary

Bajorans managed to wage an interstellar guerilla war for 50 years when they didn't even have blankets, let alone weapons or warp drive. Do not fuck with them.

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"Oh no, my oven! I need that for cooking things!"

Wow, such great dialogue.

>Hellboy creator and got #metoo'd by the weebs
That never happened. Mike Mignola just watches tv all day and likes his wife's soccer mom memes on facebook. Everyone who knows Mike says he's the most chill, almost too chill, guy you'll ever meet. Sometimes he likes to draw cartoons about demons beating the shit out of each other. Hellboy guy is one of the good ones.

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He was just based an apathetic.

He means Vic Mignogna

Well he should learn how to use Google.

1. DS9 S4-S6
2. TNG S3-S6
3. DS9 S3 and S7
4. TNG S7
5. TOS S1-S2
6. Enterprise S3-S4
7. TOS S3
8. Enterprise S1-S2
9. Voyager
10. DS9 S1
11. Discovery S2
12. TNG S2
13. Discovery S1
14. TNG S1

Can you even imagine being as redpilled as me?

I was making a joke but didn't get it.

"Oh no, my house! That's the place where I live!"

So this is the power of Ira Steven Behr.

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"You're a jerk, Major Kira Nerys. A big fat jerk!"

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He was taking the piss out of Kira.
Everything she was destroying could be remade and wasn't really important to him.

"ok"

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>early episodes referred to them as "The Bajora" not "The Bajorans"

I liked it better

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>Huma
>Vulca
>Klinga
No that's silly

>Huma

The correct term is "Terrani"

Ro Laren would get it so hard that whoever pulled me out of her would be crowned King Arthur

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Weak, lame, low-effort, didn't even include "berry".

>Whoopie Goldberg, literally one of the biggest Hollywood A-Listers alive at that moment
>plays a bartender on a mid-budget sci fi show

what the hell was that about

She'd rip your dick off, roll it in a hasperat wrap, and force you to choke on it.

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She likes Star Trek. She is really genuinely a fan of Star Trek.

TOS, I mean. I'm sure she never watched any of the later crap.

worth it

Why would anyone do this?

Since Klingon males have two penises, do Klingon women have two vagenes?

>Since Klingon males have two penises

wait what

One pink, but two stinks.

Not if you give the whole ship amnesia first.

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suddenly it makes sense

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Another "gem" from the abomination that is STD

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>Worf episodes of TNG confirms Klingons have many unnecessary and redundant organs in order to keep them alive in battle

I can live with this. But Klingon women only have one vag. the second cock is a spare, not an integral part of Klingon mating

Unless Dax was into some really freaky shit when she married Worf

>inverse.com/article/41443-star-trek-klingon-penis-canon-discovery-writers

Why would they only have two tits though? Shouldn’t they have four to complete the redundency?

>But Klingon women only have one vag
But if they have two of every thing why not that?

They don't have two of everything, they have necessary redundancies.

Prove that Klingons only have two tits

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>They don't have two of everything, they have necessary redundancies.

>“According to canon, Klingons have two organs. They have two of everything, right?” Bo Yeon Kim said. “So we had this debate. When we say two of everything, does that include the penis?”

>And so, with the encouragement of producer Akiva Goldsman, the scene of a Klingon peeing on a wall was written into the Discovery finale.

I agree

I think you're forgetting someone

>implying enterprise is below STD
kys

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why isn't the klingon homeworld 50% human.
it is supposed to be the future, yet they haven't yet learned about diversity.

tfw Worf was basically the Klingon version of an SJW

why isn't africa 50% white?
its supposed to be the current year, yet they haven't yet learned about diversity.

They just kill the libtards on their planet

reminder that the Discovery cast were friends for real just like older casts

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Why would anyone care about that? And stop falling for social media publicity stunts.

>be Miles O'Brien
>be tactical officer during the Spoonhead War
>get promoted to helmsman of the flagship
>get demoted to non-commissioned Transporter chief of the flagship
>marry insufferable chinky cunt
>get dumped on random starbase in the Bajoran poverty sector
>get made chief petty officer
>have to answer to faggot doctors and annoying Ferengi
>spend 20 years in an imagination prison
>regularly consider suicide
>fucking wife won't die

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Why does DS9 make Yea Forums seethe so hard?

>Nog is your CO now.

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It's not very good but people have many fond nostalgic memories of it so treat it with a level of affection that it doesn't deserve.

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because the space nazis (cardassians) lose and the space jews win (bajorans)

this triggers the inceloid

I watched the whole series and think it is the best.

Didn't O'brien request the transfer himself? He was probably tired of all the wacky shit on the Ent-D.

I only watched it a year ago so I have no nostalgia, and it’s still my favourite with TOS

It's an 'O'brien lies to himself and acts like he wouldn't scalp every Cardassian he met given half a chance' episode

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Yeah, his life was action packed.....

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Because it shows that the Federation isn't the utopia it claims to be

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Post yfw Ira Steven Behr eternally triggered rightards with his great DS9 documentary and you got to see him do it on the big screen

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redpilled ferengi droppin da truth bombs

youtube.com/watch?v=W5J_qn93Nkc

tfw sci fi nerds think this shit is deep

>thinking star trek is deep
trekkies confirmed brainlets

trips of depth

youtube.com/watch?v=Jph2qWXJ-Tk

>youtube.com/watch?v=yeKZmIfhEJM

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>tfw you accidentally invent socialism

kek

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>Kruk me favorite chief

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YOU EVIL COCKSUCKER FUCK!

>WE'RE SORRY. THIS IS A PAST EVENT.

unironically agree with this ranking

Why would you post those non Trek characters in a thread about Star Trek?

What are you talking about those were Moogie's reforms

stay mad nerd

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So what? Londo was cheating playing cards using his prehensile penis in babylon 5.

pathetic caricature

>caricature
He's a ferengi retard

Unironically the most evil character in Star Trek

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>Ferengi wwere supposed to be to TNG as Klingons were to TOS

lol

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No, he's a character.

Someone should edit that image with Bashirfaggot in the sky.

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Well she was the puppet master behind zek and the Ferengi were tacitly encouraging the dominion advance into the alpha quadrant. The Ferengi did send the first group with Quark to meet the Dominion. Rule of Acquisition 34 "war is good for business".

Someone should drink bleach. And by someone I mean you. You should drink bleach.

Does this version pal around inappropriately with Will Robinson?

seconded

Thirded

fourtheded

You're all just jealous of my collection.

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Cringe

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Yeah it's kino. She's blowing through the ship's wine cellar and teaches Will about moral relativity and necessary cruelty, encouraging him to kill his family at every opportunity. She wants to take over the robot, presumably so she can kill even more people.
I've never been more in love.

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samefag

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The other 4 were samefag.

Chug some fucking Clorox already, bud.

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>two images
>both pngs
>both manually cut
>both similar filesizes
You clearly just edited it in browser than then used puush or something.

Flicked on nightmode for that one I see, but you made one common mistake.
The time between posts is coincidentally just outside the posting cooldown.
Samefag confirmed.

>print screen
>crop in mspaint
ZOMG SAMEFAG CONSPIRACY I CHECKED THE FILESIZES

Why do they have different styles of checkboxes?

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How do you explain the timezone differences genius?

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TOS>DS9>TNG>>ENT>VOY>>>>>>>>>STD

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REEE CONSPIRACY

Drink bleach fag.

The 7 o'clock timezone is fake. Nobody actually lives in flyover country.

You're no Sherlock Holmes.

You just changed your ISP with a VPN. Easy peasy.

wow such edit much hard
Not sure what you're talking about.

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see

Haha this spaz raging because everyone agreed that he should drink bleach

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hey guys front page tourist here
are all star trek fans this autistic?

>different time zones, different check boxes, all within less than two minutes
>more than three posts within the same cooldown limit, including further allegedly edited screenshots
You keep reaching further and further with each post

Whenever there's a romance subplot where a main cast member is into a guest star alien I shout "fuck the alien" at the screen until they at least make out

>Flicked on nightmode
Stop trolling

Replicate bleach and drink it, faggot!

More than you'd hope, but less than you'd expect.

trek generals are a bunch of trannies sucking each other off that's why this thread started so well because it wasn't a general thread. this fag just lost trying to stir shit.

TOS for the win

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Non-reddit opinion here:
1. TOS
2. Everything else.

The dominion war is peak uncomfy. I quit ds9 halfway througg that 5 episode war arc at the beginning of season (5? 6?) because it was such a slog.

There are better serial dramas, but no better episodic adventure shows.

drink bleach

btw this is how stupid you all look

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Literally a samefag.

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Explain the checkboxes, timezones and multiple posts with screenshots within the same cooldown. Not to mention
>being so anal fissured you make that webm
Wipe your tears

>you all
So you admit it's not samefagging. Congratulations, you played yourself.

What the fug, have science and technology gone too far?

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>supposedly different timezones but only the hour changes
AHAHA IMAGINE BEING THIS STUPID

>using addons
Why not just kill yourself already?

you guys are a certain kind of special
all I did was make a webm showing how easy it is to samefag or not and arguing over any proof is futile

but keep having your autistic chimpouts

>different timezones but only the hour changes

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Drink bleach

>let me argue with my other autistic trek fans over who's posting what and when!
I'm not sure bleach is a strong enough solution to hinder your brain from performing at it's peak

>spending an hour analyzing post times and making webms showing faked (You)s methodology
Imagine freaking out this hard because your feelings got hurt kek

kys mkultra

not sure what your endgame is here buddy. just a very long winded pretending to be retarded?

>feelings got hurt
Imagine believing that all those posts were made by the same person and it wasn't just shared bants.

>it's
Based ESL bleachdrinker

The poster is actually mentally ill

webm fag is one cringe motherfucker

Anything to bring some life into this dead general.

I don't think you understand how time zones work.

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creating a webm isn't nearly the momentous task you believe it is

hurr I was only pretending to be a gigantic butthurt faggot when I made a webm showing everyone how to samefag
get on my level dumb retards

for brainlets it is

This isn't a general retard

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May as well be /trek/, all the usual suspects are here.

You're not fooling anybody

No. fuck off with your faggotry

definitely no longer me

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>still can't explain checkboxes
>doesn't know how timezones work
JUST TURN ON NIGHTMODE

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kys faggot

So many accusations flying left and right I don't know what to believe anymore.
Anyone want to own up to a bit of samefagging or what?

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>dumbass makes stupid off topic cringe post
>someone tells him to drink bleach
>someone says seconded
>others jump on the bandwagon with thirded and forthed
>original cringe poster starts spamming accusations, conspiracy theories and multiple webms because his feelings are deeply hurt

I own up to being a faggot

never seen one man triggered so hard over someone unchecking (you) and turning his whole world upside down

Bleach goes in Yea Forums keep this on topic about Star Trek thanks.

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I hope you're pleased with yourself, you've caused a lot of trouble this thread.

I get accused of it constantly but never do it

I made the webm and had nothing to do with any part of the conversation you schizo
your delusional warped view of reality is probably mentally damaging you in some way

When Bleach went into the spirit world for the spirit world arc, how come only the hour changed even though the timezones changed?

Bashirfaggot causes a lot of trouble in general

best ghost animu
rukiya best girl

This is my first time posting in it. Stop blaming me for everything.

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>Computer, replicate one advertisement effective bottle filled with a compound of 6% sodium hypochlorite mixed with small amounts of sodium hydroxide, hydrogen peroxide, and calcium hypochlorite

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Scroll up and read.
Your influence is insidious, like the Federation.

Hi BF. You're still my favorite.

THICC

make new thread

>I made a stupid creep post about you that made people ridicule me this is all your fault

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btw all the post were actually me
I downloaded multiple night themes as well as different addons and took pictures and cropped them in paint all to throw you guys off
all while changing the timezones in each one too
you'll never catch me but make sure you keep an eye out for my webms

in fact I started the argument by replying to myself in the first place

I have made every post in this entire thread including the one you just made.

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/trek/ is back on the menu, baby

I am Yea Forums
I've been keeping it secret but now you know

Here's to the finest thread in Yea Forums
Thanks for the read lads.

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have sex

Do they have menus in Star Trek?

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page 10
we're already dead

goodbye schizo posters thinking someone who makes a webm is part of mkultra