Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
That's him freaking out? Also, why does he have an 80s stache in 2019? That's literally mass murdered shit right there.
What's up with the dad stash?
Martin Luther Kang jr
I think Kutcher killed her.
he's compensating for his age imbalanced relationship with Demi and going off the rails
This dude has spent hundreds of hours watching cp and he told Congress straight to their faces. Now this? Could he be, dare I say it... /ourguy/?
Sam Rockwell.
He did it
"Kutcher The Butcher" movie when
> 43-year-old Gargiulo, who prosecutors have described as a “serial psychosexual-thrill killer” who stalked and then viciously stabbed his unsuspecting victims — all young women who lived near him.
Is this what happens to incels after the age of 30?
Karl Urban
Basically
>these fags don't have a stache
absolute state of zoomers
HELLO LOS ANGELES
Isnt he with mila kunis?
I'm 31 with a beard, desu faggot. 80s staches have always looked bad and they look even worse now now that the fad has been dead for 25+ years
>not having an ironic moustache
breh
he def killed her
Mila Kunis must be pretty nice to let him date 20 year olds.
>with a beard
Cringe soiboi
Based
>implying ashton doesn't look great
we have gone too long without mustaches
fanny packs are back, so are mustaches
it's 2019. They're both probably dating 20 year olds and still maintain a healthy supportive and loving marriage
Mila has dolphin teeth
I thought he was married
He knocked on his GF's door, lights were on, she never answered. He saw red spatters on the floor through the window, thought it was "odd" bud then decided to leave.
SERIOUSLY? Ashton is the killer.
Yeah, he's the killer. Even if he's not we need him to be. This is prime kino news.
This murder and date was from 18 years ago holy shit you retards. He’s not cheating
Im glad that Mila and Ashton married. I love seeing hollywood couples work out.
I assumed this was an old report
Who has the higher body count, Jim Carrey or Ashton K?
Obviously he did it
Steve Jobs