Do american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''men''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' really pee like that ?

do american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''men''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' really pee like that ?

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Theres this guy who has a shirt with a giraffe on it and I'm pretty sure he's mentally ill but he goes to the library I go to everyday and his ass is completely square like a brick and he pulls his pants all the way down every time I'm in the urinal with him, which is a lot cause he goes every few minutes. He's like 60 something.

>he doesn't pull his pants partially down so he can whip his dick out to pee in comfort
small penis OP confirmed

thats how chads piss

No. Normally instead of a urinal it's your mother's chest.

But I do that and have a small penis

gay

Why do you look at his ass?

It's mesmerizing how square it is.

there was always that one random kid that did this in elementary school, probably did theatre later on in highschool

I did that the first time I used a urinal. It still haunts me when I try to sleep

>no "Feels good man" reply yet
this place is dead

confirming this

seen a couple dudes at work pissing with their pants around their ankles, whitey-tighties still up though. No idea why, might be a combination of old, fat, and not giving a fuck. It's mostly engineers and other tech people so I hope that they aint tarded or somethin

feels good man

Yes our dicks are too big for your eurofag jeans, easier to just drop trou.

>not doing a little boy pee to make your m8s have a little laugh in the bathroom at a bar

yikes

It's been a long time since those days, grandpa.

A long time.

>not having the confidence to drop pants and hang dong in public
>european """""men"""""

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I shit like that but it always lands on the circular lid thing that my parents sit on

There was a special ed kid that would pee like that during recess, he would stink up the whole bathroom cause his cheeks smelled like shit(presumably from not wiping).

Don't know, I only use the stalls

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Feels good man.

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where are my shitnakedbros @

Obsessed.

I remember that kid.

Damn pepe nice ass

No but they usually lean on the urinal to hide their dick. I usually piss several feet back to admire the stream

>tfw you were that kid

You don't even realize it's weird until you have to go at a public toilet. I mean, you still have to at least take your shirt off, but where do you put it? That's why I trained myself to shit only at night.

False. See pic related

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Yep, there was always one. I remember trying it once, thinking maybe it'd feel better. Just ended up with piss spray in my pants.

That also reminds me, nothing beat the feeling of throwing a handful of wet paper at the ceiling.

Incredible

Yeah we don’t sit like the Yuroes