>Go to kinoplex
>See this
What would you do?
Go to kinoplex
save him in some sort of time machine
Wish really hard for him to come back
>Hello? Why is this counter not being attended? I demand my popcorn RIGHT NOW
Buy an extra ticket for whatever cape shit is showing.
Its what he would have wanted.
Fred Dibnah is the new concierge at this kinoplex
jump over the counter and steal the money out of the register.
can someone please explain this “Robert” meme to me?
I don't go to theatres, the popcorn oil is a known carcinogen especially if you breathe it in.
Go back
>Learn Robert died
>Mourning, decide to bring a large black dildo with me to the showing of John Wick 3
>Staff immediately recognizes me and acknowledges my sorrow
>Lets me cut past the penis inspection line out of respect for our fallen friend
I gagged on it when Halley Berry showed up
Wonder where the Robertron Mk. 3 Hologram is.
Steal everything they own, absolutely trash the place, and then buy our dear Robert the most luxurious coffin money can buy.
This is how John Wick 5 starts
>disrespecting the beloved kinoplex Robert worked so hard to maintain
He wouldn't want that you stupid nigger.
robert stop playing games i know you're there, give me three coke cans pronto
Kek
Where did Robert /ourguy/ go??
Robert my man when you get back I've left a message for you my dude.
Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek
I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!
I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! (Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!)
Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek
Can't forget my theatre anvil!
And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!
Have sex
Robert was never /ourguy/.
He betrayed you to sleep with your mother.
Damn, my mother looks like THAT!?
i'm not a cringeposter but this pasta and image are the epitome of tryhard cringe
You're right. Robert would want me to take his place, and continue his good work to the best of my ability. I'll do Robert proud.
I wish my mom looked like that
t. Nigger loving roberposter
I knew I was adopted
Robert is an honorary white you stupid jew