Starks BTFO
Starks BTFO
Except bran is functionally immortal
>Sansa
>Done with Dick
Lannisters always win baby.
bran isn't per se
Yeah naw. Sansa is going to get a lot of dickings, but she will make the husband take her name.
she's done with dick, but is dick done with her?
Sansa is made for dick.
Do you guys think Sansa will eventually marry Sweetrobin?
>Done with Dick
You think girls stop having sex because they got raped? lol, you sweet summer child.
>bran
not anymore he's always gonna be the ThReE EyEd RaVeN now
These webms almost makes the whole shit show worth it.
Ramsay wasn’t her stepdad though
Women don’t further the line anyway and Jon isn’t a Stark
Sansa is totally not done with dick and will fuck all the lords in the north.
And Arya doesn't have to commit to dick to have children. She'll fuck around too, and have lots of little assassins running around while she travels the world.
Cant they just milk Bran?
Jon Snow was always a poor man's Robb Stark anyway.
Madden > Kit
>Implying Arya won't get BROWNED while civilizing New Westeros
Sure...
S-souce
Arya is totally into Gendry. Thus old Bobby B's wish to join the houses will come true.
Just what is Brans power level?
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I didn't remember that. What are they going to do when the noticed that bran isn't even close to dying after two centuries?
Shit. He probably even knows that people is going to start to praise him as the immortal king or some shit.
Honestly, the ending would had been better if they had make it clearer that bran was the final boss all along.
The sad thing is that this shit gets into the normie hands, they are going to make it trendy and those hacks will claim that it was what they had intended the entire time.
>Jon
Going to bang more hot wildling's
>Arya
Going to fuck whomever she likes
>Sansa
Probably become a Dom and gets her pick of the north
>Bran
Who cares. Starks win
You'd think thered be a cousin or something floating around
you could tell, even Kit thinks its complete BS that Jon has to kneel to such a non-character
Based and feministpilled
It would be the end of house arryn, so no
>everyone votes for bran
>he asks why did they think he came all the way down here
>stands up
the ending was shit they should have at least made it fucking hilarious
>jon isn't allowed to use dick
and who is going to stop him? the north loves him, the north of the north loves him, and none of it is under the control of anyone who cares to enforce his alleged exile.
It has happened before, Starks were extinct in the male line after a Wildling rebellion and some wildling impregnated the remaining Stark bitch
note: it was consensual,so all subsequent Starks were descendants of a race-mixer
>Sansa
>dom
this. the stark line is already done.
cringe and misogynypilled
Sansa is a Bolton. She can't even bullshit out of it with Queen in the North, the Boltons are a Northern House. She's the last surviving Bolton, no longer a Stark.
How did the nights watch not reach a point where it was staffed predominately by the illegitimate children of members of the nights watch.
Arya is absolutely going to end up marooned on some backwater island until she's picked up by some slavers and spends the rest of her life birthing stark bastards in a pleasure house in Lys, so it's all okay
my sides
Literally God Emperor of Dune.
Tormund is going to let everybody fuck and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Fuck tradition.
Sansa will eventually marry Tyrion.
OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT HIS SPERM? IS THAT IMMORTAL TOO?
>implying Sansa isn't going to let Northern men ravage her cunt daily
also, just old times sake.
for old times sake*
wtf is wrong with me today
I know is stupid to use this scene as example but I truly missed when they talked like that. I felt that they talked too "modern" in the later seasons.
good. world will be a better place when the st*rk menace is removed
Because they vote for their leaders. I mean, having a good last name still helps you a lot because if you were from a noble house before going to the night watch ,you probably will know how to fight and would be educated, which put you on a huge advange towards the criminal scum that usually gets into the night watch but that's as far as the last name will get you.
Women can further the line if she comes from the more prominent house. Considering Sansa is queen, her husband will most likely take the Stark name. As long as Sansa has kids, the Stark line continues
>Women don’t further the line anyway
I don't think that's how it works
What a slut.
>Gendry is set to become king
Its coming home LADS
Only if you hook him up in a weirwood. And that won't make his dick work. Also no way Jon keeps it in his pants.
Starks and Wildlings are part of the same race.
If we're using the book continuity then he really isn't, at least not as Bran. IIRC Bloodraven (the guy that came before him) wasn't even 80 years old when he lassed the torch to Bran. And in the show we don't really know how long the three eyed raven was around. But while Bran's body isn't immortal, he can just transfer his soul into the next three eyed raven and warg-possess people to vote him into power, so it makes little difference
Bloodraven was 80 by the time he was presumed dead beyond the wall.
He was 125 when King Joffrey died.
Not sure how much older he was when he passed on his jedi powers to Bran.
have one on the house
Ah yes, I knew I was missing something. Still he was old but seemed to be in very poor condition. I doubt he would have lasted much longer. Weirwood life support seems to extend lifespans but not grant immortality, given that Bloodraven looked like a corpse by the time Bran reached him
>Weirwood life support seems to extend lifespans but not grant immortality
Yeah that could be it.
>"so we need a new throne King Bran how about.."
>"I want a weirwood throne."
>"uh, okay, sure"
I wonder how he's gonna explain why he never gets up from the throne or why he doesn't mind that it's growing into his body
>both the same race
>race-mixer
user...
Cersei didn't take on the Baratheon name as a queen.
>Sansa
>Dom
Royalty does have its own set of special rules but she's been married twice in the show so she's either Sansa Lannister or Sansa Bolton at the end of the show.
She's Sansa Stark if she says she is
those marriages are effectively anulled
Queen Sansa the Eighth
lul
And then he starts dancing and singing, Pan's Smells like Teen Spirit-style
The ending was hilarious.
>Bran chooses Tyrion as his hand
>"You cannot."
>"Yes I can. I'm king.
so realistically whats going to happen in the alternate reality where the show kept going ?
in my opinion Jon will be king eventually somehow or another of the north at least Sansa is bound to send an assassin after him within a year or 2 tops . Bran will probably be killed in 1 or 2 years tops ?
I have to admit that the idea of this Lovecraftian nightmare shit God King Bran that everybody just accepts as totally normal and wholesome is fucking hilarious. I mean it already pretty much happens on the show. Bran is "not Bran anymore" and can see everything everyone does and control people's minds. His line at the end implies that not only did he know about Daenerys killing everybody, he helped it happen so to gain power he's cool with contributing to genocide and shit. He's completely off-putting, emotionless, and col and all the nobles just think "sure cool sounds great"! I mean I think you could make plenty of arguments for pitiless god entity rulers but the fact that it doesn't give anyone a second's pause is so fucking funny.
Why is OP obsessed with dick
Arya and Sansa are women, Bran has given up all his claims and Jon is not a Stark. Dick is completely irrelevant here