Haha oh wow

White Men Are Evil
Women Are More Powerful
Diversity Is A Strength
OBEY

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This is exactly how I envisioned Star Wars as a child

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Neither doesn't fit in Star Wars. It's the roles they were given by the hack writing that don't.

>And his name?
>Yea Forums - Television & Film

They've not even broken even when you consider marketing costs. How fucking sad is that?

Kino

didnt happen

He cute

Disney brings in mega bucks from the MCU, their live-action animated remakes, their actual animated films, their parks, their merch that DOES sell, the ten thousand smaller studios and companies they own that most people don't even realize they own, their TV networks...

They can keep Star Wars on life support for a hundred years, if need be. What they're making clear is that Star Wars isn't going to change. This is the direction it is going in and this is what all Star Wars media is going to be from now on. EVENTUALLY, after all the screaming and crying and rejection like a baby that won't eat its vegetables, the babies will accept that this is the way things are going to be and they'll eat their vegetables. And it doesn't matter HOW LONG that outcome takes, because Disney has the capital to play that long game.

Star Wars isn't going to go back to the way it used to be, nor is it going to fail and vanish. It is going to keep on going in this direction until audiences accept that this is what Star Wars is and make their peace with it. You can defiantly refuse to give them your money if you want, but your $9 movie ticket every 2 years is meaningless and has no impact on their bottom line whatsoever, especially when they'll just make another 2 billion with each Avengers movie to offset any underperformers along the way.

good job detective rebbit

Based pic

Kek

With the cost of movies and marketing (Solo is one of the most expensive movie EVER mode and a giant bomb), Disney clearly did NOT take back the 4 billions $.

The mouse's pride will be its undoing

>Star Wars isn't going to go back to the way it used to be, nor is it going to fail and vanish. It is going to keep on going in this direction until audiences accept that this is what Star Wars is and make their peace with it. You can defiantly refuse to give them your money if you want, but your $9 movie ticket every 2 years is meaningless and has no impact on their bottom line whatsoever,

If whether I keep my money or give them my money has no impact on the outcome of things, then I think I'd rather keep my money. I mean, so long as I have a choice...

>dad is a hardcore Star Wars fan
>Star Wars reruns about to play on tv
>he puts it on full surround system
>my siblings just play with their phones
>the look of sheer disbelief on his face

Everything has to end eventually

>"Honey didnt you like those movies?

Now I only like the star wars that lives in my head.

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Based

That’s depressing, user

All of you bragging about how to didn't buy a ticket to Solo still went and bought a ticket to Endgame. And may Aladdin, too. And 5 other Disney films from their smaller studios.

>Ha! I didn't buy your ONE thing but I bought your FIVE OTHER things! I'm totally crippling your corporation's profits!

You will never win.

>at some point in time SW fans will be like Flash Gordon fans

Based and jedipilled

Lucas made shit movies, but they at least had cool characters to merchandise. Darth Maul, Gen. Grievous, Mace Windu, Jango Fett, etc. The only sort of cool looking character from the sequels is helmet Kylo. Who the fuck wants "ugly, chubby asian," or "Storm trooper but chrome?"

Checked but wrongpilled

RIP in Piece o7

I will always have the original 6

At least 50% of the audience fuuucking loved The Last Jedi. Either this is a glitch in the matrix or a large chunk of the population had been conditioned to like this shift in storytelling or whatever it is that makes me hate these movies that were made in the last 10 years.

The absolute state of Burgerclap theatres.

Toys R Us went out of business largely because Star Bores toys didn't sell.

Fuck off faggot, Mouse Wars Episode 9 will make less than a billion dollars.

Nice fanfic.

>1.31 billion
>still very profitable

Yeah, that strategy doesnt really work if you aim the merch at people who dont really want it.

blessed pic

I went to mine on their last day open and all they had left was open or damaged crap and heap after heap of Rey, Finn, and Kylo Ren junk. They literally couldn’t give it away.

>Lucas made shit movies,

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Lucas's Star Wars merchandise was successful and made Lucas a lot of money which he used to become more independent from Jewywood. Nu-Lucasfilm wanted their Star Wars merchandise to be as successful as Lucas's Star Wars merchandise, but it isn't because Nu-Lucasfilm is fucking retarded.

Well, the solution is to just not go see ANY Disney movies, maybe? What Disney movies do you even want to see? The next sterile, formulaic, made-with-a-stencil MCU flick? A shitty live-action remake of an animated movie you've already seen? A Wrinkle in Time But With Niggers? Old Pixar Movie Sequel #4?

If the only way to bleed resources from Star Wars is to not buy tickets to anything Disney produces, that won't be very hard.

>paying to watch Aladdin remake
>paying to watch any Disney live action/CGI remake at all ever
Stop projecting. You still can't run from them because they own half the fucking planet at this point, but actively giving them money for this garbage is beyond sub-human intelligence.

Not having the overly large and crumbling Republic deal with a small terrorist group Knights of Ren was a huge mistake in storytelling/relevancy and in merchandising. Lil Jimmy would love collecting all 7 or so Knights.

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I promise you than 9 will hit a bil

what I don't get is how anyone with two neurons to rub together is actually paying money to see disney schlock instead of pirating it?

I wouldn't even watch this shit for free.

and yet... they still make tons of money...
jews win
bye

I believe Lucas received much of that in DIS stock. However, 2012 DIS was around 45, and it's now around 130. So he's doing alright.

Well, that requires new designs.

this is true if they have all the rights to sell the old characters they'll eventually make up the losses and there's a lot more merch than just figurines

Will the next scifi blockbuster be a zoomer who wants to recreate the old star wars they use to see at their grandfather's house?

What is this? Spinoff or episode 10?

is this going to be the first true star wars flop in history? I can't wait for all the inevitable salt and screeching from the mausfags and SJWs

Disney's outlay so far has been $4 billion plus another $3 billion building the Galaxy's Edge attractions at the various Disney parks. Because merch sales have tanked, from what I understand, they still haven't quite broken even on the initial $4 billion, never mind Galaxy's Edge.

I think pushing their special snowflake OC Star Wars at those attractions (the Stormtroopers will be the First Order ones, they're using the #Resistance instead of the Rebel Alliance) is a bad move that will lead to Galaxy's Edge underperforming financially unless they retool it.

>didn't you like these movies
What my wife also says to me. I feel horrible because I hate the entire franchise now but she wants to take me to Star Wars Land because she thinks I would love it. I don't have the heart to tell her how much I really hate it now because the excitement on her face trying to talk to me and share in my old hobby breaks my heart.

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Incredibly based and, dare I say, robust?

Why is noone trying to profit from merchandise other than Star Wars? Why aren't there any blade runner toys or, I dunno, Forest Gump toys? Would love to buy snakes on a plane toys too

They don't make money off of Star Wars anymore. Jews lose.
>Let's genocide all of our audience!
Smart business people. Only Zimbabweans are smarter.

Imagine being a flash-in-The-pan franchise—your vision only gaining traction on the back of flashy visual effects, Campbell’s “heroic journey” (itself one of the most lazy ways to tell a story), and a huge marketing push. Imagine propping up this franchise for generations, preying primarily on the fragile psyches of literal incels and soibois to establish a shallow sense of identity largely produced by mass marketing and overconsumption of the franchise. Imagine taking every opportunity to market your franchise at every moment-from holiday tie-ins, to clothing lines, to trademarking phrases, to underwear-in an effort to supplant individual and free identity only with this franchise. Imagine this franchise being bought by the largest entertainment company in the world, with a theoretically unlimited amount of resources-creative and financial-to prop this brand up even further, only to immediately turn around and murder it in favor of advancing identity politics and subversion, not for the sake of edification, but merely for the sake of subversion itself with no regard for any other teleological or dialectical purpose beyond a shallow cathartic response of shock or disappointment. Imagine all this and then imagine knowing that what began as the greatest culture phenomenon of the last 50 years will be forgotten within the next 30.

It’s almost as if true art, true beauty, true goodness will always endure, while base and frivolous artistic endeavors fall by the wayside

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No it won't.

>4 Star Wars flicks and they haven't even broken even
>Last Skywalker looks to be bombing already due to TLJ fallout
>Looking at 5 films and havent even turned a profit
>"Shit what do we do?"
>"Better order 3 more"

The absolute state

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Have sex.

But no one's ever really gone.

Based Kathy has killed TWO franchises - Star Wars and now Game Of Thrones by proxy.

>is this going to be the first true star wars flop in history?

The first true Star Wars flop was Solo. Even Rogue One (which was another spin-off film) made a billion dollars.

Except Luke. Rian Johnson REALLY wanted Luke to be gone.

they look like as if daft punk was slipknot.

>"Honey didnt you like those movies?
>he says to his wife
>"That was a long time ago"
And that man's name was Albert Einstein.

Holy shit Alita kicked the pants out of Solo?

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Disney StarWars is the realization of women's decades long desire to destroy StarWars.

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I stream screeners of Disney shit. Just use Yandex, it's always one of the first links.

Yeah, but Solo was a spinoff so it could be argued that it wasn't a TRUE SW flop as it wasn't part of the main trilogy.

You better tell her user. Save your time and money and go canoeing with her or something.

It's not just $4B they have to make, but $6.5B. If they had invested that $4B in a standard investment account it would be worth roughly $6.5B after 10 years. If after 10 years they haven't made back their $4B investment plus another $2.5B then they lost money. Also that's just if they used the stock market. As Disney is a business that can invest in itself by making movies, or parks, or other forms of entertainment it's entirely possible they could have gotten an even better ROI if they had spent the money elsewhere. The only way the Lucasfilm purchase makes sense is if their goal wasn't profit, but denying the IP to others or undermining society by deconstructing a hero narrative.

People hated the Hobbit trilogy but still went and saw the 3rd one due to sunk cost fallacy. It'll be the same with Star Wars. The nuNuTrilology is when we'll start seeing flicks barely break even.

Its actually fucking astounding what they have achieved in a matter of less than 5 years to destroy this franchise that even after the prequels everyone still liked.

And I like Episode 3 and parts of Episode 1.

Yet the mouse and Kennedy have managed to suck all the enjoyment i would have for any new star wars movie with relentless onslaughts of sub-par to completely shit films.

Don't even get me started on the fucking video games, I miss LucasArts...

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>Yandex
this
why is Google so kiked and pozzed anons? even the fucking chinese search engines are less censored than google (and yes I know yandex is russian)

>thinking Disney gives a shit about ticket sales for Star Wars
Star Wars was always a toy franchise, they're making billions while you shit your pants in your basement. I bet you also think Fox cares about Simpsons views.

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Are you literally Kathleen Kennedy trying to save your job right now?

No one buys toys except manchildren now. Kids stop playing with toys by gradeschool and just go on phones and computers.

>my girlfriend
that's when I stopped believing

breaking even or a loss to ensure less competition buy owning every viable franchise is a Google tier strategy to ensure 0 competition. Disney will probably buy DC in 20 years.

To be honest, I enjoy shitposting about Mouse Wars on comfy threads like these more than Mouse Wars itself and I say this as an openly proud lifelong hardcore fan of pre-Disney Star Wars.

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Then why did Rogue One make a billion dollars? We all know why Solo made less than a billion dollars - it was because of the backlash from The Last Jedi (that and because Solo was a shitty movie).

Havent bought a ticket to a single Marvel movie ever except Raimi's Spider-Man and that money went to Sony

In my theater someone said "Oh God, not this crap"

manchildren only buy japanese import toys

this is why star wars merch isn't selling anymore, it's a dumpster fire. They're making it for a nonexistent target group and the designs in the movies are terrible, everyone is a brown human with a brown/grey jacket. No more General Grievous or sexy twi'lek jedi etc.

They will probably retire western star wars merch eventually since the movie designs aren't interesting enough.

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Don't know why Disney ever purchased the rights except for toys or the park. On paper none of the Lucas ones made money.

In my theatre someone screamed 'I'd rather rape a baby!'.

>Star Wars was always a toy franchise,
used to be, a long time ago

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TLJ did better in ticket sales than toy sales.

>>someone in lower levels throws a full jumbo size popcorn at the screen
could've gotten away with it if it wasn't for this line.
no one would actually do that, those popcorn prices are outrageous, no one in there right mind would throw a full popcorn bag at the screen especially before the movie actually starts.

Hobbit trilogy was prequel tier desu

Based and nepiophiliapilled!

Her face looks like a mask.

Disney makes 2-3 billion a year on SW toys.

Same

The only remaining Star Wars vestige I had was a Boba Fett figurine (I'm not a animu or toy nerd, I only had that one thing) and I trashed it a few months back

I don't have the heart to think about Star Wars anymore

Do you really think someone would just lie on the internet?

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=qpMJW6UyABY

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Lucas fucking played everyone. It's not about money, it's about legacy. And his legacy will be that as soon as he was removed from star wars it all went to shit

nice headcanon based subhuman

no they don't.

It is pretty impressive how unimaginative Disney Wars designs seem to be when compared to stuff from Lucas era.

>Last Skywalker

Kek. This shit is so irrelevent already nobody even knows what its called.

>neither doesn't
>hack writers

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All this because of vanity of one woman

This is me but playing the theatrical OT for my friends

>his legacy will be that as soon as he was removed from star wars it all went to shit
I had no idea Lucas got removed from Star Wars before the special editions came out in 1997.

That's not how it works. They make films, not dope. If a brand loses its value then it's fucked, acting like everyone will come crawling back is such a spectacular level of arrogance I find it hard to believe you're serious

t. Kathleen Kennedy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises#cite_note-90

A company doesn't expect to make an investment that large back in such a short timeframe. The bought Star Wars (and Indiana Jones, etc) for ForEvEr, they didn't just rent it for 7 years. Galaxy's Edge opens tomorrow and is booked solid for the first several weeks.

How do you even sigh loudly?

this pic

Galaxy's Edge flopped at the box office.

Add some phlegm to the mix.

Put them sunglasses on user

he got a lot of money too, in case legacy stops being satisfying.

sad , zoomers have no souls

Most people don't engage with entertainment beyond surface appearances. It has womyn power and Diversity vs CIS LORDS and the old white man who was wrong about everything, stuff that's been endlessly memed as Goodthink storytelling for the last 2 decades.

the only enjoyment i get out of starwars now is watching the frachise burn
i hope KK and JJ really destroy it and I never have to see it again.

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>Lucas made shit movies
pfft ..what ??

Disney don't really lose anything from poor merchandise sales though. They sell the license to produce merchandise. And the license holder is the one that puts up all cost for production. Disney just sit back, enjoy the license fee money and the percentage cut they take from any sales.

Sure it's in Disney's best interest for the merchandise to be successful and sell, since they do get a cut of the profits, but to believe that they're losing and not making money from Star Wars merchandise is laughable. They're making a lot.

Imagine that smell from the niggers

The pound shops (dollar store equivalent in Britain) are full of these toys, same price as generic chinese crap

They look like extras for Battlestar Galactica

I think if the new films had decent video games to match, the franchise would still be popular.

The fact the only two Star Wars games we've had since the reboot are those awful Battlefront ones, has really done alot of damage I think.

Everyone still loved the prequels asthetics because of some great videogames to come out using it. During the Prequel era the only thing people didn't like were the films themselves.

Disney has soured the whole franchise.

when some numale asks me if i like star wars i always say "nah, i dont like superhero movies" never fails to butt blast s(j)w fans

No

If you believe that is the reason, I can only assume you have never been inside of one and seen that SW was a tiny fraction of the stuff they sold. Their prices were higher than Target and Walmart on damn near everything. Keep believing every word GeeksandGamers tells you with nothing to back it up.

generic chinese crap
is better looking to be fair

We all know that Dumb frogposter and they are failing in toys too
armyoftoyfinns.jpg.

I read he sold it a few years ago.

I always say Yes Capt Spock was great

Don't fake ignorance.
... prequel-fag/TLJ-fag detected

When I went to John Wick and the Star Wars trailer finished with the sheev laugh my friend turned to me and said “looks like shit” and I said “yup”. Nobody else reacted in the theatre

Why do you faggots want it to be bad? Yes the ST sucks I will never deny that but why do you want the movie to suck. I like Star Wars and I want the movie to be great even if that is extremely unlikely. Wanting the movie to suck is like the Democrats wanting Trump to suck as President and run the country into the ground just so they can be right.

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Plastic toys cost fractions of a penny to make.

things that never happened for 500 please

nice falseflag, shill

You could say same for comic books user

>people didn't like were the films themselves.
What ever you say Mr. Plinkett. You want to spout more inane bullshit?

jokes on you, after TFA i haven't been to a single movie period. im just here to shitpost.

I didn't hate all three, I hated the third one. But I didn't know that until I had seen it.

You are both correct. Lucas's legacy is safe forever. Lucas originally planned for the Skywalker Saga to be 9 films long, but eventually decided to make ROTJ have a definitive, triumphant ending for the heroes just in case he decided to not make Episode 7, Episode 8 and Episode 9. Then he sold Star Wars to Disney so they could shit up Star Wars by making pozzed versions of Episode 7, Episode 8 and Episode 9, all while George knew in his heart that ROTJ was the true ending for the Skywalker Saga as he enjoys the 4 billion dollars that Disney gave him. How can Papa George be so fucking based?

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LOTR was way better than Potter shite

Has he been out as a nonse yet like kikeburg

They probably rape babies anyway though.

The best movie in the series is the one he had the least to do with, and when he got full creative/directorial control we got the prequels. So yeah, he made shit movies.

>this much cope

lmao

>as he enjoys the 4 billion dollars that Disney gave him
I thought he had donated it, or most of it.

>The best movie in the series is the one he had the least to do with, and when he got full creative/directorial control we got the prequels. So yeah, he made shit movies.
More RLM bullshit. How many more lies will you spew out of your mouth?

>went and bought a ticket to Endgame.
Nope, I'ven't even seen a single MCU film.
>And may Aladdin, too.
Why would I want to watch a shit looking remake of a film that I never really cared about?
>And 5 other Disney films from their smaller studios
Still wrong, it has been well over a decade since I've seen a Disney film (though avoiding them is getting harder and harder thanks to Mouse gobbling up studios like there is no tomorrow).

I liked the first one

Ok.

Galaxy's Edge flopped at the ox office.

None of us want it to be bad, dipshit. We all want it to be great. Jewsney has no intention of doing that and we have all accepted it and want to to see it fail.

I would rather see it be destroyed and burnt to the ground because I loved it that much than to endure watching it being dug up and have its corpse fucked to the sound of Hava Nagila and be told I should pay for the privilege.

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he Owns this place now , check it out

no way kids dont play with toys anymore,

wrong

Rogue One did less well then the other two...

Rogue One was actually good.

You answered your own question.

Provide an example of Star Wars fans disliking prequel related things outside of the films

unless it mommos credit card fort lootboxes

Are you genuinely retarded?

Paper comic books cost fractions of a penny to make.

was that goblin guy played by the midge here

The Hobbit wasn't.

An all those neckbeards paying shit money for them

DELET

I didnt mind it user

Its all Rian Johnsons fault. He wrecked Toys R Us

Rian Johnson murdered Carrie Fisher because she called him an asshole.

>>"Honey didnt you like those movies?
>>he says to his wife
>>"That was a long time ago"
unexpected feels
LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY BOY

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Nerve gas the studio

Cool.

this gif obviously wasn't made by a fan, because Lucas has almost nothing to do with Disney.

Why do faggots like you want it to be good?

Do you have any respect for good things? TFA was shit, TLJ was shit, anything Disney touches is shit. (and most importantly non-canon). Only Lucas Wars and EU deserves to be remembered.

Pic related is the universal symbol of shit. Can Disney unJUST themselves? who knows, but it will require some pretty drastic changes.

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FLAT

They key word here is "was"

I completely agree with you.

poor Carrie had far.... far.... to many issues before that , RIP Princess

He sold his Baby to the highest bastard kikes monsters ..
so Yeah he deserves the hate

TFA wasn't doing too well with the toys. TLJ was simply the last straw.

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Know I meant the general public disliking the films outside the vocal minority.

Nice Fanfic faggot.

the last good star wars

it's too easy to hit a bill nowadays. shit tier movies like Jurassic world and shit can stumble their way to that.

The sequel trilogy aliens are all brown/gray pieces of shit. The sequel trilogy is peak uncreative.

I honestly think when the cape shit redittor fans stop throwing money at Kikeney
Hollywood is freefall , hense why all AAA Games are being made for kike shill cunts now , not players . where a quarter crap game is finished with add ons an extras /loot boxes ,
we as old skool gamers should say No but the kids just accept it as the norm .

Sorry off topic ,
But Kikeney will jump on the games platform soon enough *sad*

Rogue One is the only decent Mouse Wars movie.

You're probably right, making a billion these days is a dime-a-dozen affair.

Seethe harder, Disney intern. lmao

Didn't Lucas himself refer to Disney as "white slavers" after seeing what they did to Star Wars?

>and his name was Albert Einstein.

Our attention spans have been fucked by the internet. I worry for the future

I read someplace it was HIS senpai who made the Kikeney deal !
He is not well , an they manage his affairs now .

Disney Star Wars killed the franchise and Toys R Us.

Remember that, grown men of Yea Forums

Could you imagine any great literal works of genius nowadays , or masterpieces painted in oils , or any great works of art /design, thats not done by a PC, lel
we are dumbing down civilisation

This made me cry.

Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel is inconceivable to faggot zoomers who lack any sense of art and have attention spans less than that of a flea.

No. If Kathleen Kennedy gets her way, the original trilogy will be remade, since she's obsessed with engaging in historical revisionism of Star Wars.

Oh did he? Interesting.

I’ll never forgive Disney for what they did to Star Wars

Never

Cunts

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What movie was best then user?

this is not true.
the Farce Awakens cantina scene has many good designs.

The ships on the other hand.... Show me one good ship design that isn't a modification of an OT ship.

I showed the matrix to a couple of zoomers (12 & 10). the 10 year old was glued to the screen while the 12 year old kept going back to his phone

maybe we should take away phones from zoomers?

Flat chest but fat ass is the patrician’s taste

>we don't need to create any memorable or unique character designs, just put a Star Wars logo on it and people will buy it

"Will you be coming to my movie, user?"

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These aliens are the only cool-looking aliens in TFA (and indeed in the entire sequel trilogy itself).

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You mean third world taste.

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Checked and accuratepilled

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And that kids is why Nicky Gile was the hottest woman on the planet in her prime.

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Sneed

Only if you bite my dick with your glorious teeth.

Lots of people found swars boring shit back in the day as well.
It just managed to do big budget space opera good enough to become relevant.
Now it's irrelevant again.
I wish it stayed dead since 1999

Huh I thought I was the only one that thought the new aliens looked stupid

That baffles me the most.
Why would they think a fat chink in an ugly yellow jumpsuit would sell well?
Star Wars toys sold well in the past because;
>The character was cool (Han, Luke, Obi Wan, etc.)
>The character's costume was cool (Darth Vader, Boba/Jango Fett)
>The droid had a cool design (R2D2, C3PO, all the Battle droids)
>The spaceship had a cool design (Millennium Falcon, Jedi Starfighters)
Most characters in Nu-Wars have none of that. There's one new droid of note, and I guess the Porgs sell well enough, but who want's a dumpy chink action figure? Who wants yet another Millennium Falcon toy (since there's no starships of not in Nu-Wars, the new ones are just lumps of shit or a triangle)? Who wants a geriatric Luke toy?
Nu-Wars is so badly planned it's laughable.

Yup. TFA toys are still hanging around clearance stores.

Exactly. Doing the hard reset back to Empire vs Rebellion killed it out of the gate.

ANH.

The designs in Rogue One were pretty good, some of the Solo designs were alright but the 7 and 8 designs are all just versions of the original trilogies ship exaggerated to the point of stupidity.

The Super Duper Star Destroyer in 8 is the most obvious but Kylo's stupid shuttle pisses me off the most. Why would it possibly need wings that long when the Lamba shuttle had wings less than half that length and when its flying around next to landing craft that don't even have wings?

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Currently watching Solo, it's not awful so far. A little fast paced, but maybe it'll slow down. I'm convinced the reason it flopped was just it being so soon after TLJ and no one really wanting a Han Solo movie, like, recasting any main OT character in any capacity is fucking sacriledge, I mean, outside of Obi Wan, I guess.

I really need to go to the cinema more often, watching a film on my PC in one go is nigh impossible

You know how when women see men enjoying themselves they have to go and ruin it? It's that, on a multi-billion dollar scale.

the best part is all the prequel aliens were established as species in the EU with names and cultures

none of the sequel aliens even have names

Its pretty good until Lando's fuck bot shows up. That thing sucks the life out of every scene its in. Aside from that its an alright if unremarkable film.

The main reason it failed is because people were pissed about The Last Jedi and no one was willing to accept anyone other than Harrison Ford playing Han Solo.

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>The main reason it failed is because people were pissed about The Last Jedi and no one was willing to accept anyone other than Harrison Ford playing Han Solo.
you just rewrote half of my post back at me

have an upvote kind sir

I actually would break my left arm just to give this bitch one solid full force punch with my right arm, just once.

Here it is in CGI.
youtu.be/NuNvCOUy1Ts

It was very true, I was pissed about TLJ, still haven't even seen the movie and I'm a notorious pirate who could literally be watching it in 30 seconds if I wished it.
Star Wars is dead to me.
Happy I pirated a cam version of Endgame too, finished with Marvel movies also.
My last superhero movie will probably be the upcoming Phoenix (X-Men) movie, just to conclude the X-Men arc. (I hear Disney is rebooting them for the MCU...)

I haven´t seen disney shit in years. I´m keeping my money, marketing worm.

Does it already have a title? I didn't even know

I think that's a good guess. But will it be a blockbuster?

But ANH Lucas had far more external collaboration. His first cut was embarassing, and until Marcia came in, it was looking bad.

maybe they just can't care about some shit movie made in the late 70's

Allowing Rian Johnson to make big decisions was a critical mistake
>we start in an unflattering jumpsuit, then she goes into formal wear
>oh so you need someone tall and glamourous
>lolno don't be ridiculous, what are you, someone who operates solely in the field of aesthetics? lmfao get out of here you joker

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the sequel trilogy is literally the original trilogy remade

More or less. I agreed with your point about recasting Harrison. But I don't think it failed because of fatigue from the franchise. Marvel has been shitting out three films a year for a long time and they never had to use the fatigue excuse. Rather TLJ was a film that offended a lot of the fan base myself included. If it had come out after a decent episode 8 I think it would have fared better.

user, little asian girls all over the world (specially China) were just waiting for some representation in Star Wars before becoming the biggest fans ever. We desperately needed a female asian character in Star Wars for that reason. The only problem was that white nerds might like an asian character in the wrong way so we had to make her as dumpty and unattractive as possible to not cater to their male gaze. No on wants a repeat of Slave Leia.

>Marvel has been shitting out three films a year for a long time and they never had to use the fatigue excuse.
Because they slowly built up to that pacing. Star Wars was consistently each movie a year apart until Solo abruptly bucked a trend people were already still adjusting to. That Star Wars wasn't garnering nearly as much love as Marvel has been doing is indeed another contributing factor. I just don't understand why they didn't release Solo at Christmas, there was no reason not to, there were no movies planned in the time following it to justifty shifting gears like that

and they had to symbolically kill off the ridiculously attractive one

That's actually a lie, it would have only been marginally slower: If you check the deleted scenes in ANH they're actually pretty enjoyable. The only real contribution Marcia gave is suggesting the trench run thing in the end.

>little Asian girls need representation
>can't have them look or be cool though because that makes white girls feel threatened

It's better to just keep the cast white then to deliver this shit.

>They fully expected to make more from merchandising, just like Lucas did
The problem there is, Lucas wasn't fucking incompetent when it came to merchandising. The period from 1999 to 2005 was a golden age for Star Wars fags.

When you visit the parks, the only NuWars merch being worn is Kylo’s helmet. Everything else is OT related

Nah dude, Lucas wife did a lot to help improve ANH. Here's a good vid on the topic if you're interested.

youtu.be/GFMyMxMYDNk

The original cut had a bunch of scenes on Tatooine before R2 and C3PO land which removed the mystery factor about what was on the planet since you already knew that Luke and his family lived there. The final battle also occurred in deep space rather than having the Death Star approaching the Rebel base so it had less tension.

It wouldn't have been terrible but the edits definitely made it a better film even though some of the deleted scenes are kind of fun.

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>all that original trilogy and prequel trilogy media in that time frame

And on top of all the expanded universe stuff addon top like KOTOR really made it the last true decade of star wars before (((mouse wars)))

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>But Kikeney will jump on the games platform soon enough *sad*
I think they're already planning to buy EA soon. Some rumors have been escalating recently.

Not sure if you are seriously retarded

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>which removed the mystery factor about what was on the planet
also removed the most attractive Star Wars girl

>nu-Wars toys
>selling
>ever
kek

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>Star Wars is a merch monster with little boys and older obsessive manchildren
>Disney: "WE NEED THE LITTLE GIRL AUDIENCE"
What the fuck were they thinking?

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And then everyone started clapping right?

The hot chick at Toshi Station? That is a fun scene and it gives you some good background on Luke's pilot skills, Biggs and what the Empire is doing to the galactic economy.

youtu.be/NVhvZctGYL8

I'd like to see it and the other scenes with Luke on Tattoine restored for an extended edition. Once you've already seen the film and know what's going on those scenes add some good background but taking them out of the original cut definitely helped the pacing.

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Why didn't they just plan out the trilogy instead of winging it?
I hate J(ar)J(ar)Abrams but even a trilogy written by him would be better than 3 standalone films.

Reminder that the original EU>Prequel EU>>>*power gap*>>>>>>>>>>>>the squeals

They presumably thought that they could attract the girl audience and the boys/manchildren would put up with it.
They thought wrong.

Damn I've never seen this clip before.
Disney should just make an ultra extended edition of the original trilogy, restoring cut content, and people would probably lap up their bluray's.

Why did they have to make it so gay? Your idea sounds way cooler than what we got.

JJ Abrams ruined Star Trek, now he's ruined Star Wars.
What's next?

damn, theres more of this?

Yeah, all the toy shops are closing. From age 2 they have a mobile phone. From age 11 the girls are making 10,000 a month grinding and poledancing on videos for a patreon.
Boys are immersed in watching porn and playing one of the 2,000 video games in their online collection, or becoming a tranny and making 5,000 a month on patreon videos.

This is too hilarious.

Wow even the costume designer knows Rian's a retard.
"really?" *smiles*

Eh I couldn't finish it, just boring really

Why is she dressed like a 1700's vampire?

Disney can't handle putting villains in the protagonist role although if handled well kids fucking love it

I was just physically sick at your mentioning of slave leia, and I have reported you to the authorities. Expect your twitter account to be shut down presently : )
Hope the misogyny was worth it. : )

Kylo was a protagonist for one scene in TLJ and the audience loved it and voted it the best scene in TLJ on the official website.

ROS will put Kylo in the protagonist position rather than Rey.

And kids love Kylo Ren.

Is Disney going to ignore that Rey fights with anger?
She has to be using the dark side if she fights with anger as Yoda says, Disney has forgotten this simple fact?

Revenge of the Kino.

disney kind of forget about that : )

It makes me so sad that they erased the entire EU for this.
I know much of the EU was low quality, but there was still a rich history behind it that had been built up over 30 years. Now it's gone, all because J.J. Abrams needed a fresh story for his "mystery box" bullshit, but nobody cared about the story in the end, and there were no interesting reveals. They alienated the core fans and destroyed the mythology that they had grown up with for nothing.

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Based Gareth pulled off the impossible with a good Disney Wars movie

The erased it because they didn't want to compete with actual stories, and good writing.
Sure a lot of the EU was bad, but it wasn't as bad as Disney's Star Wars.
Superman Leia, lmao

This.

also this

No one gives a fuck about Rey, this is Kylo's story.

Rey and her manlet loser friends can choke and remain forever irrelevant.

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>Kino
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith

>enjoyable
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Rogue One

>passable
Solo

>wtf you doing
Force Awakens
The Last Jedi

You're delusional if you think Disney will throw away its feminist propaganda.

>Reminder that the original EU>Prequel EU
nah

the EU noticeably improved when the prequels rolled in. The entire clone wars multimedia project that started with Prelude to Rebellion in 1998 is better than any of the post-ROTJ shit desu

Too bad they cast a vietnamese woman which chinese women would hate.

t. delusional Reyturd

This has been Kylo's story from the beginning. Did people care when Rey was sidelined in TLJ? NO, they just praised Kylo and bitched about Luke. No one cares about Rey. No one will give a fuck if she marries Kylo and he saves the galaxy with her help. Now if they shit on Luke again, people will care.

objectively wrong

Yeah, great feminist propaganda. Two movies in and Kylo is the only relevant character to the plot.

Retards like you are too dumb to actually pay attention to the story and realize their "stronk wimmin" agenda is only lip service.

This is what Disney actually believes

This. If LF/Disney gave a fuck about feminazi bullshit they wouldn't have even greenlighted TLJ.

Rey will marry Kylo and start a family with him. That's her story. Kylo will reclaim and redeem his Skywalker legacy and save teh galaxy with Rey's help.

The end. Audience is happy because they like Kylo/Reylo. No one gives a fuck about a few loud SJW who aren't even really invested in the story because the only things to actually get invested in is Kylo Ren and nostalgia from OT fags.

Based! The prequel trilogy was Anakin's trilogy, the original trilogy was Luke's trilogy and the sequel trilogy is Kylo's trilogy.

>2/3 of the runtime
>lip service
k

>Rey will marry Kylo and start a family with him.

What happens if it turns out they're blood related?

>What happens if it turns out they're blood related?

Even better.

Finn had more screentime than Rey, keep reaching cucked ugly ass bitch.

Pablo already debunked on twitter and is having a field day with salty retards like you . Stay mad and cucked.

Based and Skywalker-pilled

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>feminist propaganda

What feminist propaganda? Rey?

Rey has done nothing in 2 movies. She just either gets angry or cry. Her actions are completely irrelevant to the story.

Kylo is the one who killed Han & Snoke, Luke is the one who force projected & saved the Rebel wannabes and Leia is the one who started the Resistance.

Now Kylo is "Supreme Leader" and Rey is still the "Resistance hero", not the last Jedi. That's what her new merchandise is called. While Kylo is promoted as the Supreme Leader.

Rey is irrelevant. This is Kylo's story. He is the last Jedi and the legend.

You're actually brain-dead, I already know the ending, it was leaked weeks ago.
Palpatine possesses Kylo, Rey kills Kylo, at his request.
How the fuck does she marry and have his babies if she kills him?

Star Wars merchandise has lost money for the last 18 months. They're making exactly jack shit from licensing it out. Plus they also manufacture a fair amount of their own merchandising that's sold at Disney Stores, the parks, etc.

>Pablo already debunked on twitter
Is that supposed to mean anything at this point?

I'll take things that never happened for 500

Stay cucked. Half the fun is laughing at you retards.

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>Disney don't really lose anything from poor merchandise sales though.
Oh look, this shill argument again
Hey, remember how the Disney stockholder report made sure to emphasize how there was a drop in merchandise sales due to Star Wars?

And look at how barely anyone still complains about that. His fuckups have been overshadowed and forgotten in the face of nuWars

>stuff that's been in print since 2015

AHHAHHAHAHAHA ANTI-REYLOS BTFOOO

>tfw anti-reylos are too fucking retarded to read and know things that have been obvious since 2015

Pablo is good for something sometimes.

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I actually like the romance in TLJ (and the cute rapey vibes in TFA)
I just have no faith in Disney to actually follow through, they won't let Kylo Ren (Or Ben, whatever the fuck he wants to call himself) live.

I never said anything about Rey's family ties, if she's a nobody (which she is) it's merely bad writing.
Rey is killing Kylo in the next movie, period.

>"Honey do you remember when I was skinny?
>he says to his wife
>"That was a long time ago"

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This.

Then you are a retard who can't see something that is obvious in front of your face. Kylo has been the star for two fucking movies and that isn't changing for IX. They had his arc planned from the beginning. They aren't killing their cashcow and last Skywalker. It's not going to happen.

Your fave Reyshit is too busy making mooneyes at Kylo on the VF cover to kill him. Better luck next time, cuck.

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Rey is butthurt and falling all over herself over Kylo in the trailer a fucking year later while he is the composed one. This shit is hilarious. She's so obviously in love with him and they aren't even trying to hide it. All Daisy gets asked about is Reylo and KYlo. HAHAHAHHAHA

docs.google.com/document/d/1NdogzVKRgecnANjj3I_0d-mUFI5n2AswYDBdOEnmwvc/edit

All the star wars leaks. Read away.

I don't like him either because he says stupid shit and comes off as anti-redeemed Kylo/Reylo sometimes, but he's good for debunking things sometimes.

The fact that he doesn't seem to be a Reylo fan but he will still debunk them being related and compare them to a married couple speaks volumes. Reylo is endgame.

>Rey is killing Kylo in the next movie, period.

No she isn't. Kylo will save her ass though again, like he did in TLJ. And no one can kill Kylo because he knows how to cheat death. He will ressurect himself. That will be the big twist of TRoS.

Because it's Star Wars, it prints money. Look at the prequels they made money and they're super infamous there's no way we can fuck this up

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>that picture
Fuck yeah

I love how Adam said that after Rey closed the door on him in TLJ there's the question of whether or not Kylo's going to pursue their relationship further. The ball is in Kylo's court and he looks more composed while Rey is shook. I can't wait for some Reylo banter.

Are you a teenage girl?
Get back to your reylo fanfiction and get off my board, you pseudofaggot..

ST belongs to Reylo. You don't belong here and never will cuck.

>Rey is butthurt and falling all over herself over Kylo in the trailer a fucking year later while he is the composed one.

Daisy is the same as Rey. She is also butthurt about Kylo/Reylo and is always asked about only this. While Driver is chill and all about Kylo's personal issues with his family or his "maybe bond" with Rey.

Lol. This shit is too hilarious.

Gib some links for proof, I don't believe you.

Pablo is another butthurt dude. Who thinks he knows better than anyone else. He doesn't like complex characters. Only worships Luke and Rey. Doesn't like Anakin or Kylo. He's a dumbass and a shitty one at that. But he has seen the script for IX so he knows Rey is not related to anyone.

I can't tell if Daisy is just getting into the part because she did say Rey is butthurt about Kylo in the beginning of the movie or something like that. She did say the IRL she sympathizes with him more, but Rey herself is like "YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL BUT YOU LET IT GOO REEE"

In the trailer, Rey looks really emotional to be seeing Kylo again and on the cover she doesn't even look made just "uwu" face at him. She has to steel herself to face him down. She's acting like a scorned lover a year later because she's mad Kylo didn't choose her meanwhile Kylo seems more composed and doesn't even know if he wants to trust her again.

It should be juicy. We all know they are going to make out in the end anyway and once Kylo gives her the dick, Rey will finally calm down.

It might be endgame but Kylo still dies.

Pfff. My wife is fatter than that.

There was an interview where she shit talked about Kylo/Reylo, I think. Some fans even got mad at her careless attitude. I don't have the link. She comes across as really dumb sometimes. Specially after her Mary Sue comments.

Yeah, he thinks Anakin chose power even though George confirmed Anakin loved Padme more than anything. And even though he admits Reylo was romantic in TLJ, he implied they were going to be like Michael/Kay in the Godfather and probably wants Kylo to not redeem himself like Michael.

Supposedly a Reylo saw him saying on twitter that he would've done TROS differently than JJ so that looks very good for Reylo. Pablo doesn't seem to want redemption or endgame Reylo for Kylo.

The fact that even Pablo is debunking anti-Reylo rumors is a good sign.

>shit that never happened

Daisy flip-flops and Kylo/Reylo a lot.

She said she thinks Kylo is a really cool character and she would play him if she coudn't play her character and that he is redeemable then she turns around and makes emo jokes about him and brings up him killing "so many people".

She's fucking dumb and irrelevant, I don't know why anyone cares about what she says. Even the other cast throw her under the bus on GMA because she says stupid shit.

Adam was the only one who we know of that knew his character's arc probably because Kylo is the real star of the trilogy. I only care about what the directors/writers and what Adam says.

Everyone else is irrelevant.

Pablo's comments about Anakin always rub me the wrong way.

Anyway I am so glad he doesn't like IX much. That means it's not gonna be "let's worship Rey/Luke and blame Kylo/Vader for everything".

Gosh I hate Pablo and his retarded opinions about Skywalker saga.

I hope you're right man, because on release day I'm not seeing the film.
I'll be reading a synopsis of the plot and if it holds up I'll go see it, if not I'm cutting all ties with Star Wars and Disney, immediately.