Tell me your movie idea and I will say if you're based or unbased

ChiChi is a 4'9 japanese genki girl who fights kung-fu and knows mystic shit.
Bobbo is a 7'0 BIG BLACK NIGGA from the ghetto, but the twist is that he's an intellectual and cultured man who just happens to talk in ebonics.

After the mysterious death of ChiChi's parents, Bobbo raised her and has been helping her in the quest to get them back.
Together they open the "Weird World" detective agency, taking private cases of the weird supernatural in Calamity City, a broken-down cyberpunk dystopia filled with crimes, mutants, robots, upgraded humans and ratmen, built on the crater of an atomic bomb (a tear on reality)

It's a kung-fu action show about a japanese girl and a blaxploitation looking ass dude fighting the paranormal.
No, they don't bang, they have a father/daughter relationship.

Portland is overrun by a nazi terrorist faction and the white "punch nazis" liberals there are completely outmatched and outclassed. The film follows a group of hipster fuckheads realizing how flawed their rhetoric and grandstanding speech is and have to step up and get violent in order to survive.

The final showdown is preceded by this song, and shows one of them (who, throughout the movie has been portrayed as a whiny feminist pussy) leading the group as he stands far in front, alone, leading the army: youtu.be/TUdiq0ZHsjw

A Jew in New York wants to date his neighbor but he’s too neurotic to pull the trigger so he devices a plan to get her attention and win her heart. I call it “9/11: the true story”.

if you use the word "based" you are a piece of shit follower.

guy is tricked into helping his lesbian friend transfer her mind into an 800-mile long killing machine because an alien who wants to take the machine over gave her an incurable disease.

shit, i've just realised that trick was stolen from Gibson's "Neuromancer".

>but the twist is that he's an intellectual and cultured man who just happens to talk in ebonics.

what a tweest!

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>expecting creativity from a bunch of incels who watch capeshit

jannie screams at his screen for 10 hours while trying to delete pepes dabbing on him

It's a 3 hour documentary of me cumming inside BDH's ass

feature lenght film about OPs sex life

unbased

based

3 and a half hours. My dick, flaccid, full focus. It gets a little bigger, but then returns to its default flaccid state.

It grows in size again, and shows no signs of stopping. I stoke it until I ejaculate. The end.

>a Woody Allen 9/11 Drama
I'd watch

stitch together simpsons clips so that it says "kill all sneedposters" for an hour and fifteen minutes

Fast and Furious 9
Aliens invade Earth and the only way to defend the planet is for la familia goblinae to win the great galactic gran prix, a race for ground vehicles on the desolate deathworld edginton 4.

A struggling farmer successfully takesthe seed and feed store that his grandfather once owned back from an evil prostitution ring owned by notorious criminal Charles.

40k film that follows a Steel Legion platoon leader aided by a Emperor's Champion to kill an Orc warboss and his growing Waaaaagh!

I always wanted to make a movie about how aliens are secretly controlling us like the sims, but they have mega votes on each person to determine actions almost like Humanity is one giant Twitch website with each person their own "streamer"
Then the main plot of the movie is this has been going on so long that they decide they need to spice things up and invite the most popular humans out for a meet n greet with fans to boost profits.
Or something like that. Can refine the details in the writers room.

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Kino

the 50 foot prawn is quintessentially based

Okay, but you cant steal it! Ive been sitting on this puppy for a while now.
>Group of friends signs up for one if those haunted houses
>Like the really scary ones that are almost like an escape room and have live actors and take an hour
>This one is supposed to be really good, like mega realistic and 2 hours
>escaped serial killer, lunatic, deranged killer of some sorts breaks into and hides in haunted house unbeknownst to staff and patrons
>Friend group repeatedly comes across murdered actors and hears warnings from staff over p.a. System and think its simply “part of the experience” and “they must be thinking outside the box”
>Hilarity ensues

Two brothers squatting in their grandmother's foreclosed property hatch a plan to kidnap a local celebrity's wife, but end up kidnapping the house keeper

>prawn
Can't we make it a lobster? Lobsters are more toyetic.

Matrix sequel centered around a civilization of humans who left Earth prior to the machine war and have returned after the truce to liberate the planet but find there is peace

A series of campy monster movies that tie together in the same universe based on the local legends of their monsters or wildlife.

ie. a giant crawfish attacks new orleans

another one will be a jackalope vs a chupacabra set in San Antonio

later on the Jackalope will fight a California bear kaiju

mothman vs the jersey devil

etc.

this movie came out this year or is coming out

A Thing prequel set during the Ice Age

Fuck really? Whats it called

A troubled young man with no future prospects spends a winter looking after the estate of an eccentric old man, with nothing but a dog and the house for company, and slowly begins to unravel a history which forces him to confront himself and gives him a new lease on life

The spirit Atem is brought back with a Ouija board and gets stuck in a alarm clock. The girl who brought him back is a MTG player. Whenever her alarm goes off in the morning from the clock, Atem takes over her body as it is "time to duel". Atem uses her to become the "King of Games" in MTG. Owns everyone. This allows her to get rich, she gets addicted to drugs, and discovers her lesbian side, thanks to Atem.

Taylor swift drinke a secret potion by mistake and ended up growing up to 65ft tall. Now its up to scientists to discover how to reverse it before she smash every building

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Here it is.

Fried Green Tomatoes but instead of white women it's black dudes.

The script is the exact same.

The Office: a Christmas special
Get as many as the old cast members together, especially Jenna and John

Why did the potion affect her clothes and the microphone

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Goku fights Godzilla and the result ends up destroying a portion of the Dragonball Xenoverse

Its a noir detective movie, but its in a modern day fantasy setting. Basically a paranormal detective, who knows basic magic like fireballs and exorcism, has to track down a succubus who has gone on a killing spree and leads a cult of death worshippers who are trying to bring an eldritch demon to earth.

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Event Horizon

I believe it's called Hellfest. it's more like a killer in a horror themed carnival, lots of it seems set in scary attractions where people think he's part of the act.

youtube.com/watch?v=8dOGv9jXDmM

Based

So Constantine / Hellblazer?

Remake of Falling Down, but more dead niggers and jews.

A rat with human intelligence fights crime using contaminating food with his feces. The love interest is a single mother living in a trailer park.

Yea
I fucking love paranormal detective stuff

Unbased - no Arab guys?

Swat officer is the last surviving in his squad after raiding an office building overrun by demons.

Bank robbers execute a heist. They realize that the bank is not actually a bank, but a haunted house. Spookiness ensues.

Two dudes track down their favorite internet pornstar so they can get laid, but when they meet her they find that she's a drug addict who is about to be evicted. They enrol her into their college by giving her a fake name and disguise to get her a scholarship and turn her life around.

It's called Sex Education.

I would watch this. Is it a comedy thats PG13 or will the robbers be picked off and die horrible deaths one at a time? Who would you cast? How many robbers?

dont reply to tripfags

Haunted house story set on an abandoned air base in Afghanistan, echoing The Shining and Suspiria (original).

Soldier is wounded in a bomb blast near the base and is the only survivor. He spends his days recovering wandering the huge, nearly empty base and exploring the ruined buildings. In one dilapidated warehouse he encounters an strange entity.

After this he begins to have horrific hallucinations.. he is trapped in an endless dark hallway with a monster chasing him in the barracks... he comes across a body hanging from a noose with a hood on its head; when pulled off it is revealed to be himself...he is chased around the living areas at night by a huge horned beast.. after each episode he awakens with people surround him and is sent to see a mental health doctor. The entire movie is set up to imply he has PTSD and everything happening is a result.

In a parallel story, a rogue terrorist group plan to storm the base during a day when a massive sand storm with blanket the base and shut down all air support.

Towards the end of the movie, the hero is deemed insane and locked up in the hospital while the rest of the soldiers prepare to defend themselves. He breaks free, determined to get back to the hospital to find the entity.

On his way there, the hallucinations go into over drive... the entire base is filled with the corpses of dead warriors from every era, Brits, Soviets, Mongols, Persians, Greeks, all slaughtering each other around him while the hero is freaking out.

Eventually he makes it to the warehouse. He discovers that entity is a sort of vampire, a traitorous Greek left to die by Alexander the Great thousands of years ago, but managed to survive. He cursed the hero for trespassing in his home.

The final climatic battle is alternating shots between the hero fighting the vampire and the rest of the soldiers repelling the terrorist attack during the sand storm.

Captain Marvel 2 but it's thicc Brie Larson this time, with enermous huge gigantic butt. And more comedic elements.

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That's literally Hell Fest

Based.

OP gets fucked in the ass by a pack of wild niggers. He goes out for revenge only to get fucked by a pack of spics. He takes them to court only to get fucked by the judge. The judge throws him in prison for sodomy and he gets fucked by every other prisoner. After he gets out of prison he is walking down the street and gets fucked by a dog and winds up back in court with the same judge. Guess what happens next?

It would be like Heat but with ghosts. The bank robbers would die horrible deaths and it would be a hard R.

Game of thrones style show about the Second Punic War with the stylistic action of 300. Made so accurate that it can be used in history classrooms.

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War story in a post-apocalyptic dieselpunk dystopian hellscape. Think WW1 but in the future (also the past).

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A movie where a girl grows 5 Miles high. People have to escape her body, rescue someone, or get a sample of her flesh (cliche explore her body mission) to create an antedote. Bacteria on her body are the size or godzilla or cloverfield to us. Movie explores the idea that humans are disgusting up close(That rick and morty episode). In the end the giant lady dies, her corpse allows for more bacteral nightmares to attack humanity for the sequel. I ran out of ideas, maybe for the third one so there could be a trilogy, it turns out she was pregnant, and we fight a giant baby (Akira flashbacks) to end the trilogy. Rated R, no other way.

Fund it!

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>with the stylistic action of 300
>Made so accurate that it can be used in history classrooms.
???

Would watch.

On a side note why don't we see dead franchises go to ridiculous levels of absurdity?

Just because it'll have slow-mo shots and highly stylistic lighting doesn't mean it won't be accurate

pretty sure i've seen this over on /gif/ a couple of times

>Rick and Morty inspired

cringe

those sequins are actually her scales. she grows them.

so basically Clive Barker's Harry D'Amour series?

I forgot to mention that the lady that plays harley quin is the giant.

A horror movie set at a 24 hour diner and dive bar with quirky fat Mexican cooks and weird customers, cleaning guy, etc. Protagonists are 2 alcoholic FOH workers, a busser and a server, who are dirtbags who work the overnight shift. Something shows up and starts killing people. Maybe a werewolf if I'm exploring alcoholism but Idk. It will be funny and show a lot of their at work antics and weird shit happening even before the monster shows up.

While I was typing it I was reminded of that episode. (There are no new ideas). Anyways I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't mase a movie about fuvking giant people. Dr. Dolittle had a little.

psycological thriller set in ww1, as time goes on things get weirder wnd weirder showing the guys descent into madness

A man suffers a mid life crisis at the age of 41 but here is the twist he is a KHV and was in jail for most of his life because of a false rape allegation.
He goes through all the states of grief and the fiml is centered only on this day some elements that i desire to be analyzed is the double standadr of females, social media and the effect on an older male, false accusations of rape, the desire to have a family, and the desire to have sex one of the most primordial feeligns in the world. Also as a funny extra the movies stars with him masturbating his morning wood and ends with him masturbating while sobbing.
Sorry for my poor english.

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yes it will. combat isn't nearly as heroic or exciting as in that movie. if you want an accurate classical war movie, you're getting effective, not flashy, combat

Game of Thrones except it's Ancient Aliens themed. Details the struggle between the various gods for land and power over people and their relationship with humans. It would be hard to make though, the gods would have to look like humans but much bigger and stronger and this would be almost impossible to achieve. They would either look like obvious cgi or prosthetic makeup. They would have to find a lot of bodybuilders who can act well

Perhaps it could be an anime, but no it couldn't unless asians made it, otherwise it would be very cringy. And if it were a cartoon and not anime most people would have a hard time taking it seriously

Christina Hendricks and Bryce Dallas Howard become bitter rivals in a naked oil wrestling tournament

amy adams and lizzie olsen become my gfs

A farmer accidentally brings her own breast milk to peddle at the farmer's market rather than the usual cow's milk that she sells. She is shocked to see that her customers are now raving about her milk, saying it's the best milk in the world. Not wanting to disappoint her legions of new fans, she behinds milking herself constantly in order to keep up with demand. Nobody suspects a thing about the milk that's all the rage. Nobody, but a spunky child reporter who tries to catch the busty farmer in her lie. When the reporter finds out that her brother's hospital bills will increase tenfold she is forced to join in the breast milk racket. Will they be able to satisfy increasing demand, while keeping their secret safe?

Find out his summer in: Udder Insanity.

I've read Livy and Polybius. I know what classical warfare looked like. The stylistic aspects would more effect the tactical maneuvers and critical moments than the grueling slog of an ancient world infantry battle.

man with a weird haircut is in a unhealthy relationship with retarded woman. they end up
having a baby but the baby is disguting to look at. also the movie is in black and white for no reason.

Charles XII biopic

Simple as

Two park rangers (a white South African and a black African) are interrogated by the Kenyan authorities for a safari trip gone horribly wrong. Together with their interrogator, they watch a collection of found footage from the remnants of the tourists who went on safar with them. Them being a young couple of cosmopolitan American college grads on their honeymoon (man’s an activist lawyer and the woman’s a businesswoman of some kind), a wealthy British family on vacation, and an American big game hunter.

Together, with the testimonies between the two rangers, a narrative is uncovered that the tourists not just succumbed to the wrath of nature, but by far more dangerous and elusive forces at work.

Pic very much related

If you guys want to ask any further questions, I’ll be down for it.

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Anyone else refuse to post their ideas even though you know they will die with you?

>On a side note why don't we see dead franchises go to ridiculous levels of absurdity?
Maybe we will. The fast and furious spinoff movie with statham and the rock has bulletproof supersoldiers.
is probably the logical conclusion if they keep upping the ante. Maybe this franchise will spark a mainstream absurdism movement and finally directors will use all this cgi money to make astoundingly weird shit.
Mark my words user, in 20 years you will watch TF&TF and think "This is it. This is how it started. This is the kino that saved kinography."

On a fictional island with a pseudo Asian/ Polynesian hybrid culture, a young miscreant and grandiose schemer with a penchant for melodramatic monologue is about to begin his first year of college with the sole goal of obtaining popularity. Labeling himself as The Bandit, he will steal the hearts and minds of his class.

To do so he enlists the aid of the mystical spirits inhabiting the island (who appear as normal people with mild magical powers and who represent abstract concepts like war and death) one after the other, trying a new scheme for each eccentric teacher. Each fails miserably. For his last lesson, he has to learn to combine all he's learned, for his failures have resulted in him being most likely to be voted out of university in a Survivor-esque local custom held at the end of the year.

Cool

The Retreat From Kabul

>To this end he negotiated an agreement with Wazir Akbar Khan, one of the sons of Dost Mohammad Barakzai, by which his army was to fall back to the British garrison at Jalalabad, more than 90 miles (140 km) away. As the army and its numerous dependents and camp followers began its march, it came under attack from Afghan tribesmen. Many of the column died of exposure, frostbite or starvation or were killed during the fighting.[2]

>The Afghans launched numerous attacks against the column as it made slow progress through the winter snows of the Hindu Kush. In total the British army lost 4,500 troops, along with about 12,000 civilians: the latter comprising both the families of Indian and British soldiers, plus workmen, servants and other Indian camp-followers. The final stand was made just outside a village called Gandamak on 13 January.[3]

>Out of more than 16,000 people from the column commanded by Elphinstone, only one European (Assistant Surgeon William Brydon) and a few Indian sepoys reached Jalalabad.

I imagine that the first scene is an obscured figure a top a horse that is then seen by Kabul and they ride out to meet him. Then time skip back to before the retreat so it's a game of "who survived?" Throw in red herrings like the figure that survives is draped in a higher ranked soldiers coat etc. Score starts loud and full, the colours are full and then as time goes on things get stripped back just like the army.

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A wacky buddy comedy featuring two best friends in the army during the Napoleonic Wars. Very violent.

Awww man ive been sitting on this idea for years but you guys are right hellcfest is this. I wish i wasnt poor then i couldve made hell fest

Okay now THAT is based

>basic premise is an African safari gone horribly wrong
>film begins with two men being interrogated by another man dressed in an African army uniform
>the two men are pro rangers given their attire, both very ragged and beat up
>one is a black African, given his accent, he is Kenyan
>the other is a white South African
>they’re both men
>their interrogator demands answer for the safari gone wrong, everyone but them dies, plus collateral damage done
>rangers try to explain, but their interrogator is pressing X to doubt
>says he collected some footage between the tourists
>rangers agree to watch the footage and offered to comment throughout
>story then follows the perspectives of a few character groups
>the first are a pair of American newlyweds fresh out of college. The man is is heading for law school and the woman is a secretary for an office. Both decided to go to this African safari for their honeymoon. They’re both politically very cosmopolitan.
>the second perspective is a big game hunter from the United States who’s hunted animals of all kinds. He’s heading for the preserve in the hunt for lions
>the third is a wealthy family from the UK who went on safari for the father’s 70th birthday.
>Bong family is the mom, Dad, and their two daughters and son. The son brings along his girlfriend, and so does the eldest daughter, a black Nigerian. Middle daughter is shy and introverted, but wholesome
>lastly are the preserve rangers. The southie has a Rhodesian grandfather who fought in the Bush War. This will become relevant later on
>Black African is pretty chill with his southie bro, though he deals with his racist jests against the Chinese and blacks of South Africa and Zimbabwe

>the three groups are on a safari in a preserve, most likely in Kenya
>Before the safari begins, the two rangers hear reports of animals being killed by unusual means.
>The big game hunter volunteers to help and suggests that a bear is responsible
>preserve rangers are teasing X to doubt
>all groups converge on a safari meant to go a round trip around the preserve. This would last for about a day
>the safari Jeep is pretty old, this will come back later
>the safari goes as planned, the newlyweds are enjoying the safari despite occasional being offended by the Southie
>The Southie really doesn’t like the couple, but remains quiet about his feelings to them, this is his job after all
>big game hunter takes note of a dead water Buffalo with similar claw marks
>vehicle stops for the rangers and hunter to investigate
>claw marks are confirmed to be similar, in ark ranges think that it’s from a bachelor pride of lions
>the safari continues near a watering hope, lots of animals present
>the Jeep breaks down due to heat exhaustion
>the rangers check the engine condition and the battery is fucked, overheated from the Savannah
>report to authorities and will arrive in a few hours for assistance
>there still a two hours walk to base camp
>it’s starting to get dark
>the animals start noticing
>first it was the antelopes, nothing bad happen
>a rhino or elephant approaches the broken down heel, pretty kino moment
>approaching dusk
>the big cats approach the Jeep
>the rangers were proven right about the bachelor pride of lions
>the lions between to toy with the Jeep
>newlyweds start getting anxious, they’re also sweating their balls off due to the heat
>it’s dusk
>the lions are still patrolling, occasionally take note of Nile crocodile and leopard at the waterhole, alongside wildebeest and gazelles
>it’s now dark

Paleo major here, very interested. Tell me more about the animal.

>the lions are still patrolling around the Jeep
>but out of nowhere is this loud roar, unlike anything heard
>it’s like a mix of a hyena’s laugh and a bear’s roar
>this scares the shit out of everyone, including the lions
>rangers and big game hunter have no idea what animal it is
>newlyweds use their video camera in search of the source of the noise
>they leave the car against the wishes of the rangers
>this captures the attention of the beast
>shows that it is an effective ambush predator, galloping through the tall grasses and tries to attack one of the gazelles, swiftly kills it and drags the animal into the tall grass
>the newlyweds’ camera catch a pair of glowing red eyes, and a similar roar as it made its kill
>black African ranger begins to freak out in the Jeep. Southie begins to take notice
>Black ranger claims it might not be a big bachelor lion, but instead something called the “Nandi Bear”
>Southie and Big Game Hunter never heard of it
>Black ranger explains that it’s just a folk tale to scare off children, but he found through the Internet that some western cryptozoologists believe that it might be a long lost species of African bear of giant hyena
>rest of the film’s plot revolves around the Nandi Bear stalking the safari group as they wait out for supplies from base camp
>Bong’s dad suffers a heart attack due to the summer heat, nearly killing him
>kids demand the rangers to do something. Southie attempts to perform CPR on bing dad all the while as the monster toys with their vehicle
>Bong Dad was pretty obese as well, not physically prepared for the harshness of the trek
>Nandi Bear takes the Bong’s Dad by the head and crushes his head with its powerful jaws
>everyone starts panicking
>couple threatens to run to base camp
>Bong kids threaten to sue the rangers
>rangers persuade them to not do that
>the Nandi Bear fucks off with his meal

This reminds me a always wanted to see a movie adaption of a self proclaimed great white hunter hunting big game in Afrika and getting in way over his head. Sould be set somewhen between 1900-1930.
Sort of like The Ghost And The Darkness or The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber, but more of a group survival horror film.

not a bad premise at all, write a script and go to Hollywood. Could be a drama or even a romantic comedy (to make it appealing to the degenerate jews the ending could be that she lives with both of them in an open relationship)

day 2, still nothing, and no word from base camp
>Black ranger recalls a Masai village a few miles south east of the preserve
>decide to take the risk and head outside to fix the Jeep as they wait for supplies from base camp
>no sign of the Nandi Bear or its carcass
>Bong kids and mom mourn their dead and eaten father
>Black ranger manages to fix the Jeep engine after replacing the battery With a spare designated for emergencies
>decide to head for the Masai village and report to base camp their new location, as it will be easier for them to rendezvous there
>Masai villagers already heard word of the attacks last night and are wary to help the safari group
>claim that the Nandi Bear is a demon send to punish the sinners
>group looks at one another, the newlyweds accuse the Southie’s racism and negligence for being responsible for attracting their bad luck
>Southie tells the lawyer to fuck off before “Tyrone decides fucks his new wife back home”
>lawyer loses his shit and begins to yell inconsistently
>his girlfriend groans and accuses both of being assholes
>the Bog girl’s and their boyfriends jump into the shit show
>middle child and big game hunter watch from the sidelines
>Black ranger and Masai villagers just look at the whites dumbfounded
>argument is a bit metaphorical to the West’s current culture war
>Masai villagers tell Black ranger that the Nandi Bear will try to stalk them to the village and agree to fortify the village while they wait for supplies
>base camp call back to the rangers and agreed to send them supplies
>due to unwarranted difficulties with the “rumors” and lack of vacant transportation
>night falls again
>Masai villagers and rangers ready rifles and spears versus The Nandi Bear. Bongs, their lovers, and the Americans save for the hunter, head inside a gut for safety

Idea1:
A handfull of college students go full no-clip mode when they turn a corner down a hallway. The hallway is an exact duplicate of the one they were walking in. When they try to walk around the bend like before they come out the other-side. The entire movie takes place in the hallway where they connect and talk about their lives and what the fuck is going on. Movie just sort of ends while they are stuck in the loop.

Idea 2:
As above so below (exploring the catacombs in France) but instead of that bullshit where it gets mystical the crew gets lost and slowly their batteries die and lights go out. For the last hour of the film its entirely black and the crew is talking to one another about what they are going to do. Random sudden flashbacks with brightly lit memories from different members recollection occurs while they die one by one until the last person remains. Ends with a final flashback from when the last person was a child and used to explore caves with their parents.

A movie about a group of internet circle that had beef within each other. The main character is cynical man that spent his times harrassing random people on internet but then got shit back on him and lost all his friends. One by one of the group die by suicide for various reasons of depression and then the MC also killed himself in the end with hidrogen bag

It's about an incel who listlessly spends his days browsing anime forums and contemplating suicide.

serial killer/assassin lurks among the rich folk climbing mt. everest.

[INSERT SOMETHING], but with little girls
i.e
>Alien invasion, but with little girls
>WWII, but with little girls
>Modern day lawyer drama, but with little girls

Baaaaseed mad lad

>rangers pick up gear from the Jeep’s truck, assault rifles, first-aid Kit, big ass knives, etc.
>Southie ranger has a FN-FAL, was his grandfather’s in his days in the RLI
>lawyer is dumbstruck that they have assault rifles
>Black ranger reassures him that it’s for self defense against the poachers
>lawyer shrugs it off like a cuck
>Bong son volunteers to fight, rangers give him a spare rifle and keep watch with the hunter
>Nandi Bear stalks around fortifications to search for weaknesses
>uses the cover of the night to provide itself cover
>begins to take prey with the Masai villagers in the outskirts of the village
>villagers begin to panic and alert the warriors and rangers to join in the fight
>manage to dissuade the Nandi Bear from eating anyone else, but is still alive
>Nandi Bear finds an opening in the barrier of sticks
>begins to stalk the village, warriors and rangers are prepared and begin to shoot at the Nandi Bear
>creature fucks off again
>civies are celebrating, but this attracts the attention of the Nandi Bear
>creature begins to stalk the newlyweds, manages to wound the lawyer, and takes a bite of his gf
>rangers fire a few warning shots at the Nandi Bear to have it fuck off, but it’s really good at taking bullets
>Southie alerts base camp to bring them first aid supplies as well and possible medical evacuation.
>no response
>Black ranger meanwhile tends to their wounds rob Masai villagers
>Bong girls and their boyfriends start panicking hearing gunfire
>hunter and Bong son scurry across the village to help villagers who are attacked
>it’s a god damn massacre on the villagers

A tv show about a secret organization in the far future who manages to steal time travelling technology from a global China-like totalitarian government, builds their own time machine, and sends agents back to the 20th century to try and eliminate marxist thinkers and activists from around the world before they gain political relevance within society
However the global govment discovers this plot and they too build their own time machine and sent their agents to kill the assassins before they achieve their mission, and thats where most of the plot will develop. Meanwhile the resistance must avoid being destroyed by the govment in their own timeline, utilizing whatever subversive methods they have at their disposal, which would include cyberpunk action like ghost in the shell

So, Travellers?

could be good without reddit style quips and puns.

>later in the night
>take notice of multiple casualties from the villagers, the lawyer’s son, and the eldest Bong girl’s Nigerian boyfriend
>figure out there’s more than one Nandi Bear...
>they’re hunting together in a pack, most likely a small family pack led by a matriarch
>guessing that there’s four at most
>Nandi Bears attack from multiple directions, trimming the numbers of the village
>villagers prepare to fight with fire
>ready torches and Molotov cocktails at the Nandi Bears, village set on fire
>Final stand take place between Southie and Black ranger, and some Masai warriors and the wounded newly weds, versus the pack of Nandi Bears
>Southie begins singing to himself Sweet Banana youtube.com/watch?v=m7mQ7N8e7ac
>Black ranger and the villagers join him as the sing in Swahili
>Southie ranger readies is FN-FAL at the Nandi Bears
>Nanadi Bears attack Masai and tourists together, take the warriors and the women as prey
>lawyer forced to put a bullet into his girlfriend’s skull as a mercy kill
>Bong girls start getting picked off as chaos runs rampant in the village
>quiet Bong girl and little brother join with the hunter and rangers as they make their final stand
>manage to kill a juvenile Nandi Bear together, but it’s mother attacks them in response, killings off the last of the Bongs and the hunter
>rangers are now on their own against Mama Nandi Bear

>Southie prepare to hurl a ring of gasoline around the Jeep in a final stand with the black ranger and the lawyer
>lawyer apologizes to the Southie, the Southie never cared for it and just wants to get out alive
>Nandi Bears approach the group, Southie readies his trap, which scares them away
>group begins to open fire, kill the other one of the juveniles
>the others fuck off, but rerun shorty after
>mama Nandi Bear attacks the lawyer, assuming it was responsible for liking its offspring
>lawyer dies, Southie kills him out of mercy
>Southie and Black ranger still have a grenade left in the Jeep, a war relic back in the day
>Southie begins to sing along Rhodesians Never Die before attacking Mama Nandi Bear
>tosses a grenade into the Jeep, causing an exploration. Nandi Bear get fucked and blown up

>next morning
>rangers from base camp finally arrive, only to find the Masai village in a mess
>only evidence used was the found footage found with amongst the tourists’ camcorders and iPhones
>Kenyan government seized the materials and arrested both rangers
>return to the present day
>interrogator contemplates on the story shared between the footage collected and the ranegrs’ testimonies
>decides that such a scandal would forever shake the core of Kenya’s tourism industry, and decides to publish in his report to advise the Tourism and Interior Ministers to not fully disclose what happened out of fear of repercussions
>the interrogator warns the two to never speak of the incident again, or face possible imprisonment and/or exile
>The two rangers are last found at a bar in Nairobi, enjoying a moment together as they watch a football match
>the news is turned on
>reports on the incident, but dismissed it as a “terrorist attack from poachers”
>rangers mutter something about how bullshit the story was
>laugh it off and leave the bar
Film ends

The creature in question is called a Mandi Bear. It was first sighted in western Kenya in the turn of the 20th century as British explorers chart out the region. It’s described as having similar features and behavior patterns akin to both bears and hyenas. As the green text story suggests, cryptozoologists consider it as either a long lost species of African bear, or a species of giant short-faces hyena.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Nandi_Bear

If you're still lurking on this thread user, I just want to say thanks. I still want to flesh it out, probably have some of the characters be killed off by more natural phenomena, and even make the big game hunter a bit cocky, but more or less, the story will probably remain the same.

I just want a movie about Bobby Fischer. Show how he went insane with paranoia, how the CIA and jews fucked him over. Don't make him the hero or the villain. Just show what happened and let the viewer draw their own conclusions.