What would you do if you worked at camp?

What would you do if you worked at camp?

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my job?

Beat Chess Master

Suicide probably, theres really not much to do in that situation

Leave before the heli was taken apart

rape

shitpost all day

Concentrate

>repair chess wizard
>play chess

I'm going to try to enter the ship with all the gasoline i can get, find something that looks like power storage / generator. It has to have them, because in the opening scene we can see two "engines" of a kind. I would try to blow it up. Interstellar travel ship should have enough juice to vaporize most of the ice cap and everything on it. A side effect would be flooding most coastal cities in the world, but it's better then extinction level event.

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jerk off until my penis was raw and bleeding then develop a fetish for the pain and jerk off more

It’s been a while since i watched the thing. Was there even a purpose for the ufo scene? Other than to confirm the monstrous outbreak was alien?

>!!YLGGDMylUnP
you post during all your waking hours from around 12:00 GMT to 05:00 GMT every day. you then sleep around 7 hours, and as soon as you wake up you start posting again.

What camp?

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Why didn't they walk backwards out?

Conduct a hair test rather than a blood test because its more practical.

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Get in and explore the ship, duh.

It explained where it came from and why it never infected any humans before when there have been people in the Antarctic since the 19th century. Hell all the penguins would be Things otherwise.

>walk up to a large huddle of squawking waddling penguins in the antarctic
>they all stop squawking and stare at you
>thousands of penguins start hissing and sprouting tentacles all at once

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Wtf I just watched this for the first time last night

the comfy life
until you fuck up your sleep schedule

wot if penguins infected david attenborough and he came back as the thing?

rape the chess master

I would wear Mcreadys hat, sit in the pilots alien seat and have a meaty wank