Organic web shooters > mechanical web shooters

organic web shooters > mechanical web shooters

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If it's organic he should be shooting from his anus hole, not his wrists hole.

How would webbing get down his arms, also he arms would break.

If it came from his anus hole, his core could support him better

>That part where Spiderman ripped off the head of a criminal, sucked out his juices and used the body parts to add structural soundness to his nest and egg sack.

Mad what kids films used to be like

>t. zoomer

Yeah, a Spider-Man that can’t organically create webs is actually a lame superhero with zero interesting abilities
>oh wow, I have fast reflexes and heightened senses. It’s not like every other superhero has those powers

>If it's organic he should be shooting from his anus hole, not his wrists hole.
It's called artistic license. He doesn't have eight limbs either.

yeah, I like Miguel more than Peter as well.

I think Spider-Man sucks

>That scene where he takes of his shirt to reveals four deformed baby hads growibg from his back.

Try watching the snyder cut of the film before you lie

Fuck off you retarded piece of shit. Are your parents proud of you?

You don't belong here user learn to have some.fun jeez

imagine the absolute state of the later batch of zoomers (fagglings born after 2002) that have grown up with the faggot from TASM and spidertwink as their Spider-Man.

you have to go back

this, plus he should unironically have 8 arms. they can retract or something i guess.

Without his organic webs, Spiderman has been turned by Marvel into Iron-Boy.

>"Kikes fucking suck, Spiderman".

Did Raimi go too far?

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>implying being a genius and making web slingers isn’t a superpower

He never had organic webs ever. That was Venom.

friendly reminder that superhero movies are for children

Why were we allowed to see Willem Defoe’s mouth through the mask?

I don't get why everyone has web shooters and people complain when Spiderman Noir has organic

What did he have in the comics? Organic or machanic?

Why so triggered, user? What happened? Tell us your story

being a genius isnt an interesting superpower

did you know spider web is the strongest material? even stronger than iron. If you managed to build a gigantic web with the strings being large like a pencil it could stop a boeing 747 on full speed

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>If it's organic he should be shooting from his anus hole, not his wrists hole.

Why?

Stan Lee wanted organic webbing but the editors told him no as it was "gross"
He loved this rendition of Spider-Man fyi, for you comic purists. (Who probably love the faggot Holland, and his Iron-Boy persona)

Fuck you you fuking zoomie zoomie zoom capoeira mata um

Both at different points but mainly mechanical

>If it came from his anus hole, his core could support him better

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>Spider-sense
>Sticks to walls
They're both unique, beyond Spider-Man knock-offs.

Fully agree

Agree with this, too. Even with wall crawling and spider-sense, Spidey would be pretty generic without his organic webshooters. It's totally okay to disagree, but I find it hilarious how people legitimately become furious over this.

>If it's organic he should be shooting from his penis hole, not his wrists hole.
ftfy

Nah. Amatomically speaking, the fleshy patch under the tongue is closer to the spiders silk glands than the anus. Hed be spitting the webs out.

You seem pretty upset about being wrong, perhaps you should try calming down.

that doesn't make sense
how is a mouth like a butt

This is what happens when Zoomers take a science class and completely ignore the lore.

Go watch Teen Titan or whatever it is you trash Juul children watch.

wtf

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You need to return to REDDIT

have sex

for the purposes of a film adaptation, sure
they only get 120 minutes to tell a story, comics can take as long as they want provided it's engaging

How would you have figured it out?

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have sex

thou must returneth to whence thou came, traveler

Would have shot web up my gf's (male) pucci while fingering her

Venom didn't shoot webs.

What kind of reddit logic is this
Two strings from two arms would be more stable and stronger than 1 string from the butt

Guy with 8 arms? sounds hot

Shouldn't Tallo Ho have worked?

>be a genius
>too intelligent to not be broke

It actually is
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>tfw no Spider Man Noir KINO in our lifetime

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How the fuck did Raimi get away with it?

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Best one is:

Mechanical shooters that fire organic web

That way you can have the "Peter Parker is a science guy" scene where he makes the shooters, but also have an explanation as to why he doesn't patent and sell the incredibly strong and incredibly versatile web-rope that would make him a billionaire overnight and also be extremely useful for dozens of industries

and also because mechanical shooters means Spidey actually has a weakness - if they get taken out in combat he's lost a HUGE part of his arsenal which keeps things interesting

Same way I figured out how to milk my dick.

millenials are the ones who grew up with raimi pidermaan

If it isn't organic then what's the fuckin point of him getting bit by a spider? Oh you get strength but yeah the most important thing a spider does... you need to mechanically build that bro.

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that thing looks like claymation wtf

And?

Ooooh summer it's already here...

You must be fun at parties

isn't he in that into the spiderverse movie?
idk i was pretty fucking wasted the whole time i watched it

Your dream

Didn’t have his thumb extended out

He gets the relational strength of a spider, can fall from buildings without getting hurt and pick up cars.

Cool super power > lame science gadgets.

there is nothing scientific about a web shooter

He uses the symbiote to swing like Spiderman using webs

spiders can pick up cars? he was tested to have the same ratio of strength as a spider for its body size?

noone except hyper autistic comic fans think mechanic web shooters are better

there is if you scientifically make one using science

>organic web shooter
Did you know that this was James Cameron's idea? It was the only thing that Sony kept when Cameron was trying to get a Spider-Man film produced in the 90s.

>Mechanical shooters that fire organic web
does he make the webs himself and then put them in the shooter?

isn't that how spidey defeated venom the first time?
made him keep using webbing until he got so weak he couldn't fight anymore?

Then why didn't Spidey stop 9/11?

They can stream the raimi cut online.

It was a different time

I never understood where the mechanic thing came from, in onr comic i had as a kid he had holes on his wrists

Pretty much. Remember being five years old and finding out that he didn't actually have a web shooting superpower and being totally bewildered. It's a completely stupid choice and the post hoc "duhh it's good because it shows how Peter is super smart and stuff" is equally retarded. Peter is best as an average Joe schmuck. The more exceptional he becomes sans spider-powers the less interesting he is.

Raimi Spider-Man is peak Spider-Man. Short of Lee/Ditko/Romita, nothing tops it.

All movies are.

Amazing Spider-Man vol.2 issue 36 basically says he didn't see it coming and was totally caught off guard
Probably because he didn't have access to the FBI files

Are you retarded?

yes, as whomever said earlier he shoots his webs from his anus, but he obviously can't do it in public because it's illegal, and also he needs external stimuli to shoot webs more efficiency so he locks himself in his room for several hours each week to store all his webs in his mechanical shooters by fingering himself and he keeps getting loud orgasms from it and also he is clumsy and can't aim very good so he keeps shooting webs everywhere around. Also to get more comfortable he does it while looking at photos of his aunt May, the hot one from the Raimi trilogy

>777
God speaks

I always hated the mechanical web shooters. If he was going to get spider powers from being bitten by an atomic spider, then go all the way.

Only time the mechanical web slingers made sense is if Peter never got super powers and just made shit himself like Iron Man

Agree.

Spiders don't have butts. Personally, I think the closest thing to the silk thingies spider have would be the nipples.

Totally agree OP

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Peter being smart is he gets bullied, has no friends, and why he goes to the science exhibit that gives him his powers in the first place

Who cares they're gay

>Peter milks webs from his ass to get ready for a fight
Kino?

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Name?

>go we go!
>shazam!
>tally ho!
>sieg heil! *web shoots*

Yea. Im thinking 2002 was based

I think all capeshit SUCKS

the human holocaust > the human spider

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I want tom holland shooting webs from his anus

Toby Maguire

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he needs some web fluid first

Organic.

Mechanical means Pete is a super genius with the resources to build advanced technology, who just happens to get rekt by a radioactive spider that gives him super powers. Unlikely coincidence.

Spider-Chad has mechanical shooters that require super strength to activate to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands.
He's also built like a brick shithouse.

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The spider didn't bite his anus hole retard. Raimikino is too much for you it seems you fucking nigger.

i agree, its retarded his "superpower" is the ability to engineer some sticky silly string shooter?

how is that a super power