Who the hell actually likes the right one better than the left?

Superior 80s high school kinos:

>Ferris Bueller's Day Off
>Heathers
>Risky Business

When I watched it for the first time I thought she was supposed to look worse on purpose, but they played it straight so it just confused me.

You'll realize one of these days that you're only conforming to non-conformity, and wearing band shirts doesn't make you any more interesting than someone who wears american eagle.

What if I wear both?

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Women can't be doomers

where do I find a gf like that

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She looks better on the left because the horrible 80s fashion doesn't hold up today or even the 90s when i first saw this movie

Who cares, the overall aesthetic is still better in the left

>tfw no gf who will fight me If I don't rut her like a dog in heat every day.

;_;

We've all been there.

no it isn't. your brain is warped

Her man jaw is less apparent on the left. Otherwise it's an improvement. Girls dressed properly is a major turn on for me. Can't stand when a woman puts no effort into her appearance.

people who also take showers

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The Duality of Man.

But seriously, this has alwahs bugged me in threads where people bitch about someone's appearance: how can we talk about "objective" beauty when we have people with polar opposite opinions? If it was objective, wouldn't it just be obvious to everyone?

Lol at her thick man jaw and neck on the right. I think that's the main reason the left pick works better - she's covering that up.

Me. Letting women wear pants was dumb

Absolute cute

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t. turbo gay
Tomboys are the thinking man's pick.

This. The actress got a lot of backlash for her appearance back in the 80s.

being good looking while looking like you don't try is harder than being good looking while looking like you do try

left is for incels
right is for chads

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Actual degenerate filth
>every modern zoomer all "zomg shes so much cuter as a weirdo!! i identify with her so much!"
You're a sign of the failing times

No it doesn't.

> laying down in the shower

Only to blast her pussy with the nozzle. One of the few things girls can do that I'm jealous of.

Me
don't remember if she was wearing one, but girls in sundresses > girls with meme clothes

The next generation

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Actually it's not, since if you don't have to try, it means you're just naturally attractive.

Lucky women are allowed to wear multiple outfits, so I can like them both.

How did people like you end up taking over Yea Forums?

Sorry that now we are allowed to actually like cute things, regardless of how "traditional" they are, grandpa

strong morals including work ethic

She LITERALLY changes her entire style just because the "attractive people" tell her to. This is the opposite of confidence.

But you are the first to mention objective beauty in this thread, no one else said anything of the sort.

So you admit that it was a concerted effort to usurp the community here and force your moralism onto us in the long term. Imagine what you might have accomplished over the last ten years if you applied that to the real world.

Is shitposting on Yea Forums from work part of your ethic?

to control reality you need to first control the memes

>LOOK like you don't try
trust me, the majority of people that look like they don't try do

>how did the kids who once populated Yea Forums grow into adults reject destructive lifestyles?

when you trap loving faggots took over Yea Forums, /pol/ fought back

Right look like a nice person while left looks like a moody bitch. Not all women are for fucking, silly. Some are for marrying.

Traps were on Yea Forums before /pol/ existed, try again please.

You not only wasted your youth here but are spending your adulthood here as well? Don't preach about lifestyle to anyone younger.

lol, not very successfully apparently

>waaah this is supposed to be a safe space for delusional losers like me!!!

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one line trap thread vs 95% traps, ratemydick, boipussi

You are a moron if you dont see a difference

how do you even look like you don't try as a guy, have a shitty haircut?

No, you are the moron if you're still concerned with happens on that board in 2019.

Left is intimidating to conservatives.

god her sister on the right is unkempt.
twins are hot af tho

You idiot. Everyone loved grungy Ally Sheedy back in the day. The only person who preferred the right photo was literally Molly Ringwald's character.

I think you strayed in from twitter in the last six months didn't you?

Not true. Sheedy herself has said she had a shitty carreer because not enough people thought she was sexy: vulture.com/2018/05/ally-sheedy-on-hollywood-sexism-and-harvey-weinstein.html

if confidence means turning into roastie #3425, then yeah

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>why would an actress say her lack of success was for something other than lacking of acting skill if it wasn't true

Don't you forget about me

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Do you agree or disagree that a lot of talentless people are famous simply because they look good?

No, right conveys agreeableness, which is what a well-adjusted person would be looking for in a mate.

So, boring in other words.

You forgot to write in
>Only has sex 7 times a week

Hmm sighn me up all I like to date are tiny dorky Brunettes with glasses and low self esteme

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> You will never be raped at knifepoint by a hot psychotic gothic hillbilly spun out on coke and moonshine

Kill me now.

Fucking abhorrent screencap. If you wrote that kill yourself.

>not true
It fucking is true. I was a horny 12 year old when that movie was released. I know exactly which version of Ally Sheedy everyone liked.

And so does she frankly. She knows that being the surprising hot girl next door type was the whole reason her career existed in the first place.

I am moving to Appalachia this summer

struck a nerve, huh?

I do.

Your mentally ill and need help

>is suicidal but knows apocalypse is probably coming anyways
I once dream that my country got nuked and woke up smiling

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> You are spelling

what a retard lol

boomers

>Be a man
>Say something slightly sexist online
>Get called a rapist
>Be a woman
>Literally rape somebody at knife point
>Face Assault and Burglary charges
Did she burgle is goo or what?

Childhood is wanting the left
Adulthood is wanting the right
Trust me after not one but two different failed engagements to lefties I’m looking for a righty the has lefty energy
I’ll always love the left but it’s just not worth the gaslighting, false rape accusations, withholding of hpv status, cutting and painting with their own blood
I’ll marry the right and imagine I’m fucking the left when smash

>Hernandez
>Montana Native mutt
the point here is that amerindians are just as psychotic today as they were when they were removing hearts from prisoners in Tenochtitlan

>how can we talk about "objective" beauty when we have people with polar opposite opinions?
>If it was objective, wouldn't it just be obvious to everyone?
No you're just an autist who can't handle something that isn't black and white when it's a mix of "objective" and "subjective" (although those words might not be precise in this case).
A better term than "objective" might be "universal" or "near-universal." It's impossible to deny that there are some women that almost everyone considers beautiful, and some women almost no one considers beautiful.

The trick is that there's also fashion, and people are conditioned to find fashion appealing in addition to any raw, "objective" beauty. (fashion is based partly on relative novelty). Once the fashion passes, the effect may be the opposite. If the style itself was not objectively a good one, it will be seen as such much more easily years later.

In the case of the OP, he picked two still photos of the same girl (at the same age). The hairstyle on the right looks dated. Nobody wears flowered barrettes in 2019 or pull their hair back like that (at least not in that manner). Meanwhile the hair on the left doesn't have much style and in fact looks much more similar to styles that are popular now. Also, her face isn't particularly better-served by hair pulled back (though it does not look bad either way).

On the other hand, the right photo has bright colors and she is smiling, while the left has dark colors and she is frowning. These are universal differences and I think you'd find that outside of contrarian Yea Forums you'd find that most people will fine the smiling woman more appealing than the frowning woman. The brighter colors are also more associated with a mating display.

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>intimidating
In her own mind. The word you're actually looking for is "disgust."

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The hair and outfit are the biggest factors for the left. It hides her wide neck whereas the right legit looks like a tranny.

They were fools. All of them.

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(((Ringwald))) a shit A S H I T !!

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>remember kooky girls, wear makeup and pink and the football player you were pretending not to care about noticing you or not when you were being kooky will fall head over heels for you! Never be the real you!

Feminists really have a point, at least if it was still the late 80s.

>female doomers

yeah im calling bullshit

she's wearing makeup on the left too

I blast my taint and balls with the shower head, feels good man. Probably feels better with a pussy but its no slouch with a cock and balls either. Give it a shot.

Normies

You know exactly what I mean you fucking faggot, don’t ignore the point because of a small detail.

The message of the movie is that she can’t possibly actually want to dress or be like that and, despite there being no build-up at all to the discovery that this is all a front and she actually just wants to be one of the popular girls, they just throw in this bizarre ending for her character in literally the last 5 minutes.

Breakfast Club is absolute garbage. The scene where they’re sitting on the floor is kino as fuck, but that’s the only valuable moment in the entire thing. It’s paced and edited so badly and none of the characters make sense.

I didn't like either version.

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I was in high school at the time and trust me NO ONE thought she looked better “after.” In my school all the girls dressed like “before.” That bow on her head was ridiculous.

Were "groups" rivalry even a thing in US? It's a common theme of almost every school movie. I don't know if it's still exists with all that sjw trash though. You can't laugh at fat, stupid, gay, ugly, annoying, autistic people etc.

But I thought the left conveyed her not putting effort into her appearance?

user, Shazam had high schoolers bullying a crippled kid. I thought that looked ridiculous, but according to what people here ahve told me, it still happens all across the US.

yeah it turns out that most women like when men pay attention to them. Then they get married to one and have children they will love more than anything in the world until they die.
Alternately you can live in a tiny apartment with annoying roommates working a thankless job while getting fucked by random dudes from the bar once a month until your ovaries dry up and you can't have children, at which point you'll conceal your bitterness and resentment of men by blogging about sexism and girl power.

Stange. I thought every time you call someone faggot or fatso it spurkles outrage and shit.

>Were "groups" rivalry even a thing in US? It's a common theme of almost every school movie.
I don't know about now, but in the 80s and 90s it kind of depended where you were and what your school was like. If you were in a big suburban school you probably did have groups. If you were in a smaller rural school the groups would probably have a lot more overlap.

>implying she wouldn’t get it just as hard if not harder when she’s actually herself and not a fake version of herself
The version of her at the end of the film will get slammed by the Chad for a few months and then dumped for a slightly hotter or younger girl. She’ll then go back to being the proto-emo she always was, only she’ll be that guys sloppy seconds. Who’d want her then?

ally sneedy lmao

I knew a girl like this, except her music taste was normie as fuck. She’s dead now.

The real redpill is realizing she was always not attractive but her hair hid her face so you didn't think that. Still though, I'd rather take the left.

>the real you!
no such thing, memes-for-brain

>not a fake version of herself
Fucking dumbass millennials I swear.
Dressing to look attractive is not presenting a "fake version of yourself" it's trying to present the best version of yourself.

Based sneedposter keeping the post quality high

how'd she died

Is that what Jews told you so that you buy more expensive clothes that will be out of fashion in a year?

nice try but fashion ads are all about the "express your personality" meme

>death grips
>evangelion
>acoustic guitar
>post fallout 3 merch
>fez
>god is dead
>marihuana
>litter box inside the bedroom
must suck being part of the internet's status quo
on the other hand, chik fil a ain't bad

Well, what if I jam my legs through the armholes and let my dong dangle out the neckhole of my vintage Soundgarden "Fopp" t-shirt? Huh, asshole? Now who "isn't interesting"?

>t. ugly faggot who thinks he's attractive despite society telling him he's not
Society is right, you ugly piece of shit.

She LITERALLY looks like shit in the left. She OBJECTIVELY looks better in the right.

Christ, this thread is full of delusional ugly pieces of shit who think they are confident because they don't care how they look. You are not confident.
You are fucking stupid. Looks matter and there is a specific way of looking attractive. Good thing none of you ever leave the house or else you'd have to deal with reality.

you're talking to the kind of people that play 3ds in public
just give up

Seething normalfag

>"dude just be yourself is shitty advice, only normalfag chads say it"
>"bros??? wtf??? why didn't she just be herself"

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That emo shit /was/ her pretending to be something shes not that was the point.

If objective beauty is a thing, then explain this

>if math is objective explain people getting exam questions wrong

>You'll realize one of these days that you're only conforming to non-conformity, and wearing band shirts doesn't make you any more interesting than someone who wears american eagle.

>tfw 25 years old
>still dress like a 13 year old skater wearing band shirts

40 days and 40 nights, can you imagine such a scenario haha

These people can usually be proven wrong through objective logic and will change their opinion after they are. When talking abiut beauty, people don't use logic, they use emotion: "well duh, it's OBVIOUS thaat X is attractive and Y is unattrsctive, HOW can people disagree with me???" Even right now, you didn't really elaborate on why exactly is right better than left, you just posted a butthurt emotional reply.

morons do that
learnéd know that objective beauty is based on greek art

So when are you going to stop "pretending" to be an incel and have sex?

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Left looks more depressed, and thus more willing to debase herself for my whims, so I pick the left one please.
Thanks, bill me later.

Greeks were hella gay though.

so I'm supposed to think this fat bitch with her fucking fat molds is the epitome of beauty?

forgot pic

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I'm blind but based on your description, no

Just saw a scene with the one on the left and I like the left way more better.

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low test

You can play the game or forfeit, there are no other options.
More important than "being yourself" is being honest with yourself about what you want from life. Also being honest about what your natural gifts can enable is important.
Even if you can't afford the latest fashion or decide to be more frugal with your money, you can dress pleasantly.

There is objective beauty but we don't fully understand it yet.

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>conservative
>totally dig the left more than the right
I think being herself shows more integrity than changing to show she's "confident and feminine" to impress boys. If she was on the right to begin with and changed to the left I'd probably prefer the right.

>calls himself conservative
>unironically parrots feminist memes

Remember adults were telling you that school and uni will be the best time of your life. They were right. This movie is just a reminder of how comfy and nice school was. You had no responsiblities, was surrounded by interesting people or at least, some of them were decent and you could cooperate and make fun of others. Also you needn't come to women first, they were talking with you because they just liked you, not because you have money or some shit. Remember your first love? First kiss? The feeling of absolute freedom? Damn, it was trully best time.

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Not that user but;
Feminists are liars, they don't believe in integrity in reality. Don't look at what they say, look at what they look like and perform.
Someone that's happy and comfortable doesn't change their hair to stupid colours for attention, for example.

> first kiss?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK
NORMALS BEGONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tfw I left education early because I "hated" it, how wrong I was...
Should have just stayed for the extra two years, would probably have more happy memories, or at least more stress free memories

>Remember adults were telling you that school and uni will be the best time of your life.

honestly for me it's been post-college that has been the better time of my life. no more college stress and now I can enjoy my hobbies without worrying about an assignment, test or lab report.

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What if I just dislike my natural hair color

That's how I feel in a way

That isn't "being yourself" then.

S-soon, any day now.

tfw should be enjoying uni but instead going schizophrenic :(

You do realize that she turns "pretty" because other people wanted her to right? It's the exact opposite of confidence, it screams insecurity.

Come on, you obviously posted this because you wanted the "haha totally cryingwojak.jpg" incel replies.

Left = used, abused, ignored, depressed, angry, etc

Right = fresh, clean, unspoiled, ready to go, etc

I mean really, taking something so fresh and clean and wholesome on the right and using her, molding her to your specifications, who wouldn't choose that over the skag heap on the left?

>ITT losers, plain and fucking simple, nothing but fucking losers

Watch Miracle Mile

At least she knows who best girl is
Asuka fags don't @ me

Imagine if your shower head shot water that solidified around your dick and jacked you off
That's what it's like for women

Only idiots prefer right, headbands are shit-tier

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