>lounges around complaining about war >wounded come in and complains some more >amputees some soldiers leg >makes quip and jokes around >complains about war while sipping on martini >pronounces soldier dead >makes joke >chats up a nurse and fucks her tight pussy pulling out and cumming all over her face then goes back to his tent for a martini and a nice evening of drinking and complaining about the war >get woken up from more annoying wounded soldiers >makes jokes about it to kill time while you're trying to stuff some GI's guts back inside him counting down the hours till you can have some more matinis and nurse pussy
Wait so he's turns crazy. So to survive he was always crazy? Are you saying I'm a horrible person and got it all wrong?
Andrew Myers
>zoomers hot take
Just delete this thread then kill yourself
Mason Hernandez
I've never seen a more pathetically zoomer thread than this.
Parker Harris
Do you have any idea what gallows humor is?
Eli Young
Gallows as in you yourself are in the gallows. *sips martini* hmmm I have to think about this. So I'm the one in the gallows awaiting death *fucks nurse* while waiting for people fighting for their lives everyday. Yeah makes sense.
Connor Bennett
Boomer Liberal garbage.
Austin Peterson
Hawkeye was good at what he did. It's explicitly said that his hijinks are tolerated because he's one of the best surgeons.
The only reason he treats the wounded as annoying is because he's fucking had it, and he's never rude to them unless they're being assholes. He definitely doesn't enjoy the dying ones.
Josiah Roberts
>boomer liberal >MASH is like 30 windows' worth to the right of today's middle Maybe the boomers weren't so bad after all, if you're the alternative.
Parker Martin
if only they made an episode in which they actually used another character to literally explain his character
Every day the dude has to fix guts spilling out because of a shitty war that will be forgotten. He's an alcoholic depressed pacifist and doesn't do anything at the expense of the people he's putting back together. What is so hard to understand
Justin Cook
But we didn't forget the war because of MASH. Ironic, isn't it? Isn't it ironically ironic?
Oliver Perez
He's got it cushy. Have you studied the war. >because of a shitty war that will be forgotten Imagine laying your life on the line for it and literally spilling your guts. This woe is me bullshit ain't gonna fly.
Ryder Green
Fun fact: Black people hate MASH. As soon as the opening starts playing they literally rush for the remote. Maybe they're bothered by the subject matter, maybe they don't get the humor, no one know. Once when we didn't have cable I watched it. I liked it. I can sit down and watch hours of MASH but I'll never tell another black soul because they wouldn't understand. It's just a weird cultural habit passed on from parent to child to hate a TV show they've never even watched.
Evan Gomez
Remember the movie has a character called Spearchucker?
Camden Bailey
>talks out his ass
Black people love old school tv.
Grayson Turner
I don't think most blacks have even seen the movie. Considering years ago in a room full of other black 20 somethings all told a Nielsen woman doing a presentation that they didn't watch MASH either.
That's a broad assumption. "Old school TV" doesn't mean all of old tv.
Daniel Flores
He's the closest ally that the grunts have. He calls everyone on their shit. Unlike the retard officers he's an educated doctor and actually able to recognize the shit the world is in.
Jaxson James
Black people lack the warrior spirit from all warrior civilizations. Romans, Christians from the crusades, Islamic, Vedas, Catholics, Nordics with Valhalla etc, Persians (Iran). Black people have no warrior spirit.
Tyler Sanders
MASH isn't about warrior spirit though.
Justin Jackson
lol
Luke Kelly
I didn't say it was. Savagery isn't a warrior spirit. Read a book.
Sebastian Perry
They have the mercenary spirit that in the end won those conflicts you LARP as fighting like your ancestors did while you remain 56%
The black is fastest to name the jews because the jews comes to him as the merchant he is rather than some LARP to stroke the white ego while robbing him blind
Kayden Richardson
Then why post something out of context?
Liam Ramirez
You're making wild assumptions. I'm not American. I guess you're refereing to black Isrealites? I don't know.
What I was referring to was about war from a spiritual and heroic perspective. There are examples from the Aryan and Islamic traditions to demonstrate how to experience wars in a way that could allow them to transcend the limited possibilities of life. For example to die in battle for Vikings would grant you entry into Valhalla. Dying in battle is glorious and when you are no longer afraid of it you can be greater than yourself. Blacks lack that.
Thomas Torres
You forgot the whole year of fourteen hour shifts of daily butchery in between those events
Spearchucker is also in the first few episodes of the show, but they realized they needed to focus the cast of doctors so he just vanished one day. Also I've read that he was called Spearchucker because he was a champion javelin-thrower.
Anthony Perez
The rampant sexual harassment of the nurses on that show make Harvey Weinstein look like a fuking saint
Jaxon Perez
Not because he was a nigger?
Jordan Wright
You do realize MASH was an anti war show, right?
Aaron Parker
MASH is one of the greatest shows ever made and it has little to do with anti-war liberalism.
Michael Jones
>matinis
Andrew Garcia
yes, we will never forget vietnam
Bentley Carter
>Token black guy make it's appearance
Tyler Morgan
...
Jeremiah Wilson
Jordon Peele? Where?
Kayden Fisher
so when the outgunned, outmanned, zulu nation turned back the imperial might of the English, was that just luck?