Lounges around complaining about war

>lounges around complaining about war
>wounded come in and complains some more
>amputees some soldiers leg
>makes quip and jokes around
>complains about war while sipping on martini
>pronounces soldier dead
>makes joke
>chats up a nurse and fucks her tight pussy pulling out and cumming all over her face then goes back to his tent for a martini and a nice evening of drinking and complaining about the war
>get woken up from more annoying wounded soldiers
>makes jokes about it to kill time while you're trying to stuff some GI's guts back inside him counting down the hours till you can have some more matinis and nurse pussy

Name a more cunt Character I dare you.

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You didn't watch the series finale.

Does he die in battle trying to rescue Radar?

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Wait so he's turns crazy. So to survive he was always crazy? Are you saying I'm a horrible person and got it all wrong?

>zoomers hot take

Just delete this thread then kill yourself

I've never seen a more pathetically zoomer thread than this.

Do you have any idea what gallows humor is?

Gallows as in you yourself are in the gallows. *sips martini* hmmm I have to think about this. So I'm the one in the gallows awaiting death *fucks nurse* while waiting for people fighting for their lives everyday. Yeah makes sense.

Boomer Liberal garbage.

Hawkeye was good at what he did. It's explicitly said that his hijinks are tolerated because he's one of the best surgeons.

The only reason he treats the wounded as annoying is because he's fucking had it, and he's never rude to them unless they're being assholes. He definitely doesn't enjoy the dying ones.

>boomer liberal
>MASH is like 30 windows' worth to the right of today's middle
Maybe the boomers weren't so bad after all, if you're the alternative.

if only they made an episode in which they actually used another character to literally explain his character

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Every day the dude has to fix guts spilling out because of a shitty war that will be forgotten. He's an alcoholic depressed pacifist and doesn't do anything at the expense of the people he's putting back together. What is so hard to understand

But we didn't forget the war because of MASH. Ironic, isn't it? Isn't it ironically ironic?

He's got it cushy. Have you studied the war.
>because of a shitty war that will be forgotten
Imagine laying your life on the line for it and literally spilling your guts. This woe is me bullshit ain't gonna fly.

Fun fact: Black people hate MASH. As soon as the opening starts playing they literally rush for the remote. Maybe they're bothered by the subject matter, maybe they don't get the humor, no one know. Once when we didn't have cable I watched it. I liked it. I can sit down and watch hours of MASH but I'll never tell another black soul because they wouldn't understand. It's just a weird cultural habit passed on from parent to child to hate a TV show they've never even watched.

Remember the movie has a character called Spearchucker?

>talks out his ass

Black people love old school tv.

I don't think most blacks have even seen the movie.
Considering years ago in a room full of other black 20 somethings all told a Nielsen woman doing a presentation that they didn't watch MASH either.

That's a broad assumption. "Old school TV" doesn't mean all of old tv.

He's the closest ally that the grunts have. He calls everyone on their shit. Unlike the retard officers he's an educated doctor and actually able to recognize the shit the world is in.

Black people lack the warrior spirit from all warrior civilizations. Romans, Christians from the crusades, Islamic, Vedas, Catholics, Nordics with Valhalla etc, Persians (Iran). Black people have no warrior spirit.

MASH isn't about warrior spirit though.

lol

I didn't say it was.
Savagery isn't a warrior spirit. Read a book.

They have the mercenary spirit that in the end won those conflicts you LARP as fighting like your ancestors did while you remain 56%

The black is fastest to name the jews because the jews comes to him as the merchant he is rather than some LARP to stroke the white ego while robbing him blind

Then why post something out of context?

You're making wild assumptions. I'm not American. I guess you're refereing to black Isrealites? I don't know.

What I was referring to was about war from a spiritual and heroic perspective. There are examples from the Aryan and Islamic traditions to demonstrate how to experience wars in a way that could allow them to transcend the limited possibilities of life. For example to die in battle for Vikings would grant you entry into Valhalla. Dying in battle is glorious and when you are no longer afraid of it you can be greater than yourself. Blacks lack that.

You forgot the whole year of fourteen hour shifts of daily butchery in between those events

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He's saying black people are closeted Nazis because Jay Z likes to dogwhistle old antisemitic tropes in his songs.

>someone starts a M.A.S.H. thread
>It Ain't Me starts playing

through early morning fog i see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld from me
i realize and i can see

that suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and i can take or leave it if i please

No

a very jewish character indeed

pretty amazing that zoomers hate mash given the theme song is the anthem of their life

M*A*S*H is set during the Korean War.

Nigger

Kek

Nigger lover

>Black people hate MASH.
WTF I love MASH now

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gesundheit

>TV series set during one of the deadliest post-WWII conflicts
>virtually no actual combat or best Koreans making an appearance

Waste of time desu.

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Spearchucker is also in the first few episodes of the show, but they realized they needed to focus the cast of doctors so he just vanished one day. Also I've read that he was called Spearchucker because he was a champion javelin-thrower.

The rampant sexual harassment of the nurses on that show make Harvey Weinstein look like a fuking saint

Not because he was a nigger?

You do realize MASH was an anti war show, right?

MASH is one of the greatest shows ever made and it has little to do with anti-war liberalism.

>matinis

yes, we will never forget vietnam

>Token black guy make it's appearance

...

Jordon Peele?
Where?

so when the outgunned, outmanned, zulu nation turned back the imperial might of the English, was that just luck?

hawkeye was annoying

Yes.

literal me

>He's got it cushy.
>work on the butchery
>cushy