Could you imagine? hahaha

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for a female yeah this is pretty unrealistic

join a weekly social activity club with males and females, keep going, if you don't like it after 6 months, stop and try a different one.
you have to meet women very regularly and practise talking to them, they won't show up at your door.

go to a church

dont have sex

>senors

>be 14
>fuck three different cheerleaders and have a threesome with two of them at a friend's birthday party
>proceed to have no sex for the next 8 years
Some fates are worse than death, boys

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Have sex

How do you get all the way through high school without getting laid at least a few times? You're literally surrounded by dozens of horny teenage girls.

Yeah, isn't that crazy?

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My wife and I thought this too, but settled for the night we got engaged instead. Still took each other’s virginities though.

nice and wholesome user

>How do you get all the way through high school without getting laid at least a few times?
Easy, you just do your homework and not engage with anyone else more than the occasional "hi how's it going" in school.

yeah yeah it's a shitty unrealistic premise but at least the parody was good

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whoa what a ludicrous concept

that's how parodies work

>tfw you ignored that one wholesome christian tomboy that liked you in highschool

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the very idea is preposterous

>How do you get all the way through high school without getting laid at least a few times?
Ez: World of Warcraft and all my friends were other nerds.

based

Thats a good thing actually. That way you never built up the drive to pursue desires of the flesh and can focus on other things without distractions.

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BASED!!!!!! OH MY GOD BASED!!!! GOD I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM. HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE EPIC SAUCE! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU'RE REALLY BEING THIS BASED RIGHT NOW. HOLY CRAP. THIS IS EPIC WIN OUT OF THE AWESOME FACE STYLE HARLEM SHAKE SHIT RIGHT HERE HOMIE. FUCK HOLY FUCK OP TAKE NOTES YOU DUMB CUNT THIS IS HOW TO BE TRULY BASED ON Yea Forums MAYBE TAKE SOME NOTES YOU INBRED INCEL N-WORD MOTHERFUCKER KILL YOURSELF CUNT. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS AND YOU REEK OF FUCKING CUNT SCENT BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEX BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARDED INCEL MOTHERFUCKER

based

The kid from middle school that picked on me by bragging that he already had sex ended up killing himself with drugs. Lol.

The protagonist in this movie had a legit good life going on, it was the normalfags that made it an issue.

Haha okay libtard why dont yuo go to the liberal store and cry about it LOL!

It's not that great, don't worry about it. For your own sanity though:
> exercise
> don't eat shit food
> have a constructive hobby that isn't consuming (video games, tv, movies). On first dates, you'll have something interesting to say that doesn't deliver a dead stare
> read the psychology behind pickup-artistry

On the last part, don't feel like you have to become a pickup artist. Just understand what shit-testing is and how to counter it. It's a game everyone subconsciously plays. You'll be fine.

lol

>> exercise
I do
>> don't eat shit food
I don't
>> have a constructive hobby that isn't consuming (video games, tv, movies).
I have.
>> read the psychology behind pickup-artistry
This I did not do, aside from a few rsdtyler vids on youtube to see what this pickup gimmick is about.

>space after ‘>’

"DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE SEX?"

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What the hell, is this spacing!!!

Damn dude no need to get mean

Partake in coitus

Honestly if it's your facial bones that are fucked, this doesn't do you any good at all. It's something for pretty people to make themselves feel better with crap that "anyone can make it :)".

insert penis in vagina

I’m a Virgin - NOT by choice
I have never had sex. I’m 29 years old

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Look at the bright side, you'll be an wizard soon

let me guess,you're still in high school.

by not having friends

That train has already left, nowadays you only turn into a boomer if you reach 30 while sexless.

>When you could have lost your virginity at 22 but wasn't desperate enough to fuck a landwhale yet.
>Gonna be 30 this year and pretty much no chances since then
She was kinda crazy but I think I should have done it. I mean she was so pushy I only could bargain it down to a blowjob then haha.

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I was memeing, I’ve had sex with two different girls this week and a second date with a third tonight
*dabs*

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wait till 30 then have sex

what's the problem?
just find the ugliest chick to put your dick into for practice, then go for hotter girls as you gain confidence

would rather stay a virgin for life than to fuck living filthy monsters thank you

I was going to unironically post this

Same, but 27.

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Where did you find that picture of me fellow 27 kv?

High school felt like hypergamy at its peak, girls all crushing on the same four guys inside the class.

I should've bit the bullet and tried my luck out on the awkward chubby girls but I didn't have anywhere to bring them back to for sex anyways.

World of Warcraft for 8 hours a day for 6 years and having two years played in game.

Same but I'm 24.

i've had sex
AMA

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Was he tight?

I was a virgin until I was 21. 5 years later I've fucked 16 women. Some gorgeous some not.

Find your niche and fill it.

i don't do the gay shit user

>Find your niche and fill it.
your ass

You have to send him some flowers first user.

29. get on my level.

Why do you guys give this shitty direct to DVD B-rated movie any attention?

Better this than capeshit.

Same here, but I'm 36. I've just stopped trying to talk to women.

delete this

a real life wizard?

I was a virgin ‘til 23. I’m 28 now and have fucked easily thirty or so women, all at the very least in decent shape and with an undergraduate education, two of whom had done some professional modeling
The key is to just approach drunk women at bars / clubs / concerts / events, they are secretly uber-lonely at desperate for attention. Women have way bigger hang-ups about being single than men do

same

>had no friends except for some old black guy
>worked as a tech guy at essentially a Best Buy store
>literally gave up on women and used video games AKA children's toys to cope with his loneliness
The only things the normalfags were wrong about was that it's not just about having sex, and the movie was pretty obvious about pointing that out. The message of the movie was that you're supposed to have sex with the person you love.

Did you have a question?

just one. is the legend true?

My student group is like 90% girls, most of them are 19-20, and all of them are virgins. Of course, we're not Murican, either.

I didn't get any powers 6 years ago so no

By beating around the bush and spending all of hugh school trying to get closer to the girl that you like, never fully sure that you're close enough to her to actually offer her a relationship. Especially considering the girl herself seems to ignore anything to do with relationships whatsoever, outside of jokes.

Having lost your virginity with a prostitute/ugly chick is a stain.

Not really. At least discussing capeshit is fun, this is just depressed incels bickering at each other.

>missed out on the opportunity to get laid in high school when girls weren't too picky about who they fucked
>I was a decent looking kid too, but autistic as fuck
>now I'm an adult and women only want rich chads

FUCCCCCKKKK

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>pickup
I hate this unnatural shit. It always seems so cringy.

>At least discussing capeshit is fun
How? I literally can't think of flicks more bland or boring than capeshit flicks. Can't finish a single one of them.

very very relatable in Yea Forums and elsewhere in 4ch

lose your virginity to a nice virgin woman who will bear you 4+ children

At 36 I'd only ate a girl out, but I hit the gym and turned my life around. Don't give up Mr. Wizard.

Thanks user for giving me hope. I recently started going to the gym again, hopefully I won't quit.

if you can't even stick to working out you deserve your situation.
In fact, 97% of people here deserve to be virgin.