You don’t have a girlfriend, user?

Got dumped yesterday, that's why!

I am saving myself for marriage

not really

you're just ugly

>hahaha! no they don't
>silly virgin

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I have depression

Just seeing her hold that go to coffee makes her instantly unattractive to me.

And that is why I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin.

I don't hang around girls my age very much and have weird standards and a tendency to fuck up "sure things".

My heart was crushed young by a borderline personality freakshow, and I never bothered investing in other people after that.

>stuff no one would ask me for ten thousand, alex

unless it's arranged marriage, you get girlfriends before marriage kek

how the fuck do you marry a girl that isn't your girlfriend

I'm waiting the good person who will shit in my bed

I won't ever have a girlfriend that I can't see her being my wife in the future.
I can't fathom operating in any other way.

i'm fat and ugly

Looks like my girlfriend. Not even joking. A bit smaller face though.

I'm lonely and horny and ugly and don't leave my room and also ugly and horny and lonely.

I'm short and don't have a lot of money.

Based and foreveralonepilled

because I'm pretty happy without having to put up with someone else's shit all the time and making compromises in my life. I tried it and it wasn't to my liking. I get my social interaction at work and my sex from escorts. And that's a good thing.

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Im uglee I think

hey man, my first long term relationship was what seems to have been a borderline personality disorder too. it ruined me, made me completely doubt myself and lose all trust in my instincts. when it finally ended I sufferered health problems that have wrecked my life.

Yea Forums told me women only want black men.

I'm happy for you

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>and that's a good thing
>(((journo))) detected

>wow so does my friend wendy, I should set you guys up

Don't you forget it

I do but i want to fuck my supervisor. She looks like BDH but younger and a wider butt. Hee voice is so soft and soothing. I want her to sing me lullabies while she face sits me

Ever heard of being single, bitch?

> I want her to sing me lullabies while she face sits me
tell her that while handing her some flowers

Because I don't deserve happiness.

>having a girlfriend equals happiness
based delusional virgin

I want to watch her put on a diaper and piss in it

Fuck. I am like this too even though I know it's completely retarded.

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Years of emotional isolation have turned me into robotman. I literally don't know how to talk to people anymore.

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Women are overrated, I don't feel secure enough to have children (Monetarily, life experience to make sure said kid is above all others, etc) I also don't really care that much about sex either as I'm not a hedonist.
Why should I have a girlfriend at this stage of my life? There's literally nothing she can offer me.

>implying anything else in my life is going well
this is just one component

Is it wrong to start raping women indiscriminately?

You emotionally express yourself just fine. That is a nice picture selection with your thoughts and post together.
You are fine.

same here, fortunately I'm so unattractive that this changes nothing for me

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What is "wrong" ?
Is it governed by religion? man made law? your own conscience?
Answer this question and the answer becomes clear my friend. The answer changes from person-to-person objectivity isn't valid when the way people see the world is different.

due to rule 1 I can't say it isn't

I have nothing of value to offer

Don't want women to interrupt the time I have spent watching kino, plus settling for a women below my standards just seems pathetic

I don't constantly break down from never having had a gf, nor am I a crying mess. Still, outside of sex it would be nice to have somebody to share things with, I like to cook and enjoy good ingredients. I would like to have a gf and do this together and share a meal.
Maybe visit some places with her, go on a vacation. Opera is fucking cool aswell, having a gf to go and see one would be nice.

>tfw I made it out of this
feelsgoodman

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Because it's 2019 and dating has become so warped and one-sided that it's just not worth it. Women know that they can get a boyfriend easily without any effort so their standards have become impossibly high. Combined with the MeToo shit where we're called misogynists for even talking to women and it's not worth it.

Sexbots will be here soon.

I'm boring and I smell bad

im mentally ill
the thought of being in a relation with someone makes me very anxious and paranoid
i dont trust anyone i haven't spent a large amount of time with and don't want to spend time with someone i dont trust
its seriously not healthy at all and is going to absolutely lead to even bigger problems in the future but for now ill just deal with the hand life dealt me

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Im too ugly for the girls im actually attracted to.

some people deserve to suffer

will ya look at this city slicker

I think it depends where you live. But yeah...

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>asking me why i don't have a gf

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...

I unironically wish I was out in the country where dating seems more normal. Anywhere near a city, online dating means that a woman has 100s of options and she can never find any of them worth settling for. I assume that doesn't happen when there's only like 3 guys on Tinder in your area, so country women should have more normal standards still.
Also there aren't many feminists in the country so it's okay to talk to women.

I'm so detached I don't even know how I would respond to that.
>you see it all started when I would throw fits when mom tried to drop me off at kindergarten because other kids seemed terrifying

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so move

Well fuck at least I am glad that I am not alone

based
worked for me and my wife

hahaha

Oi vey have kids and pay for their college with loan money!

I wish I had something or someone that would make waking up in the morning feel worth it

in the country you'll just see the guys she fucked on tinder everyday

when will they make purity rings that WORK???

Based

In a less populated town, you'll literally be neighbors (and most likely friends) with the 10 guys in town she's on a rotation with

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>proceed to tell her about my plan to find a pure wife in Eastern Poland with whom to have 7+ children
>make her take a good look at how she's wasting her youth with men who have no interest in committing to her
>I lick her warm HPV-infected tears as she understands that she's beneath me

Im trying to leave my gf now. Also, my side chick is getting annoying too. I envy you incels..... Sometimes...

>youth

I'm only attracted to girls way out of my league. So its 100% my own fault. I cant seem to change it however.

lmao
Nah I broke up with my gf a few days ago so I'm just looking to FUCK

haha, sounds like you're made for each other!

>tfw KHHV
>only have 2 friends
>one of them is a manlet and a total pussy magnet

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Because what's the point?

>have 2 friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'm a bad liar

>tfw haven't been single longer than 2 consecutive weeks since I was 15 years old
>I'm 29 now
Sometimes I genuinely envy virgins. The best, albeit very short periods of my life are when I'm single, but then my cock takes over and forces me into yet another relationship.

I just want to be free, lads.

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To reproduce and make more workers and taxpayers.

and wanna leave my own life behind

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maybe some day but in my industry it's hard to find a job out in the country. Maybe I can get a job in the suburbs and then commute from the country.

juts crack your head open and get brain damage, seems to have worked out for me

You need to talk to people to have a relationship

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excuses
this isn't futurama you don't have a career chip

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Cute!

I'd colonize that.

same except im paranoid and don't see anyone not screwing me over in the future

I have a WAIFU, it's much better.

sex have

I'm a fat NEET, I almost never leave my house, my interest are too niche to be able to talk about them with most people and I got bullied for most of my life so just having somebody look at me gives me anxiety.

I hate woman thats why

Because I'm not conventionally attractive, on the spectrum, and hopelessly behind people in my age range (26) in terms of both social skills and capital. Couple that with a small social circle and very low self esteem, and you've got a recipe for being alone forever. The chances of me meeting a woman interested in someone like me are astronomical, and even if I did I wouldn't know what to do and fuck everything up.

I'm a lost cause. It's nobody's fault really, it's just the unfortunate reality of my life. Accepting that and choosing to just not think about it has made it much less painful. Maybe I'll get lucky some day and escape this nightmare of my own creation, but I'm long past holding out hope.

This whole "have sex" meme has made it pretty hard though. I just want to be left alone.

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you sound like you deserved it

>mfw this always reminds me of the qt3.14 gf i had in highschool
>happiest days of my life
>constantly dream about her
>it's been 11 years
>haven't felt the same kind of happiness since

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You are the reason we hate women. Because all of them share a few guys like you. It's sick.

>my interest are too niche

Elaborate. Are you that faggot whose hobby was to study WWII-era magnetic sea mines? The dumbest fucking interests are sometimes the most interesting.

>WWII-era magnetic sea mines?
That sounds pretty rad actually.

Because i'm a fat fuck.

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This guy probably plays Warhammer or some autistic faggot shit like that.

Seems like more work than it's worth. If I want to wet my peen I'll find some chick with low self esteem at a club. I got over craving human affection years ago.

>>why not?

Autism and social anxiety.

That Michael cera???

Normal people unironically like hearing about niche interests. You just have to figure out how to talk about them to the uninitiated.

Rude and retarded

I'm a virgin in my 20's so even if tomorrow morning I magically had the body, face and personality of a God, women would immediately be creeped out by it at worst or unwilling to stick to teach me things everyone knows since they are 15 at best

Having kids sounds like way too much hassle.

I don't want to suffer the stress of caring for an infant 24/7 for three years and then worrying about its survival for the next fifteen, whilst simultaneously always having nagging thoughts about both maintaining my financials to support them and maintaining a good relationship with my partner, who, let's face it, is no longer in any sense attractive after the fiftieth fuck or just some one I want to ever be around for longer than 30 seconds.

I don't want to roll the long-term love lottery with what essentially amounts of a nice looking piece of cheese that could rot and sour at a moments notice, and unless I REALLY like that cheese, I'm gonna quickly become disgusted by its mere presence around me. And like most people, tastes in cheese can vary wildly, despite most of them looking exactly the fucking same.

To be honest, I don't even feel as if I need a life partner to make my existence any more satisfying than it currently is. Why do you need a body to lug around to soothe all your problems when a good friend could do the exact same thing? A wet holes a wet hole, so throw your money in a good one that won't tie you down with all its problems.

It just all seems so utterly frivolous.

Just take the same pill I'm on bros. Life is fundamentally about chemically induced neurological phenomena dictating what we perceive as positive and negative circumstances. Just surf on those positive chemicals brah. That's all that matters in the end.

The only thing you're missing out on is nagging and misery, trust me. If a wet hole is what you desire, pay an escort. If it's companionship you want, get a dog.

I'd follow my own advice if I wasn't a fucking idiot.