Or is realpolitik too boring to make a film out of?
Why hasn't there been a biopic of this great man?
>Not a nazi
nobody cares.
I literally was just reading about him on Wikipedia. Le what a le strange coincidence!¤
>No gay sex with hats on
user, he's white and a conservative.
>le little french guy
>le napoleon
>le mustache man
>le some american literally who politician that was berely involved in a war
>le nelson
>le overrated wellingtonman
overdone. anything from 1700s onwards is overrated and shit.
therr are zero historical kino or biopic from the 1500s or 1600s. probably because no one wants to admit that Spain was the dominant power.
Nobody talks about German history because as soon as you bring it up npcs immediately think of nazis and start raging. It sucks because it's super interesting.
He cucked the nazi manlet (no not hitler)
BLUT UND EISEN
fuck I typed napoleon twice.
The virgin "emperor" vs the chad chancellor
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I don't see a movie about Bismarck being made, mostly because it would be really difficult to show the audience all the political factors of 19th century Europe that he navigated through. People barely understand politics of their own time, let alone a century and a half ago.
Of all the meme leaders, Charles XII is the one who needs a movie the most. The underlying theme is really easy to understand (get invaded, fight back) and the heroic triumphs and downfall are basically readymade for film
the emperor is mogging Otto and you know it.
how is Napoleon or Bismarck overdone? Name two movies.
how can the french ever recover?
>t. pablo de la cruz
ok. The return of Faggotry: OPs anus and Clear Colonoscopy. now apply these titles to your movies. you are welcome!
>the original 1926 or sth 5,5h epic silent movie
>that one famous waterloo movie with the fat actor
>that one french miniseries with meh acting
Its true though. No one wants to admit that spain dominated. there are like 3 movies about the Armada, but the war still ended in spain's favour which no movies ever touch.
I knew you knew that your argument is retarded. I'm not OP though.
oh yeah you're right. That is overdone.
You forgot that shit one with Brando.
Bismarck was pretty based and that time is also interesting desu, too bad nearly 100% of historic (war) movies are about WW2 and most of that are about the jews (remember goy).
bismarck (mini) series would be goat
i miss this nigga :(
idris
Cause bismarck was a fuck up for not thinking more than a generation ahead
Eueopean politics from the split of the Roman Empire up to the 1900s were an absolute zzzfest that only edgy teens enjoy reading about.
>le proto hitler
oof thats gonna be a yikes from me doge
You're a fucking retard, aren't you ?
nonono it has to be done by hollywood with multiple race switches and dumbed down politics so I can understand. also has to be 90% action or I will get bored.
Germans should make it and I'm sure it would be popular there but their elites know they would be compared unfavorably to the giants that preceded them so I don't it it happening any time soon.
The only good movie was made by nazis lol. The second movie didn't even have one actor that looked like the real person. The third movie is about poor poor socialism that hasn't been tried and this fucking german peasants that want to gas at least 6brazillion.
they would probably turn it into a pro-EU pro-multicultural propaganda film
>"Bismarck dreamed of a Europe filled with Turks and Arabs"