Malcolm in the Middle

What would this show look like if it had been made by linwood ZOOMER and not linwood BOOMER?

>at least one of the children would come out as gay
>at least one of the children would be exploring their gender identity (Dewey)
>an episode about sexual assault allegations and consent
>multiple episodes framing the behaviour of the boys as toxic masculinity
>constant references to Trump to pander to mentally ill left wingers
>girlfriends would almost certainly be black
>episodes about police brutality
>jamie would be adopted and from Africa rather than their actual child

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have sex

Just imagine how badly they'd ruin the Kanarbans.

hello incel

so..it would be modern family?

stevie wouldn't be allowed to be a comic side character, they'd have to go through a whole story arc of how everyone else is privileged because they aren't in a wheelchair. all the jokes they made about his tokenism would be gone too

doesn't this show turn 20 years old in 6 months?
Holy fuck

Based on this pic and your main childhood era, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer?

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First of all they would be a black family

bump

Correction, Jamie would be Abe Kanarban's son or one of Abe's friends son that fucked Lois as she needed a ride home from the shift at wal-mart

FUCK
>10 year HS reunion coming up next month
What the FUCK

Early millennial/Gen Y, born 1991. I hate how we fetishize the 90s when the early to mid 00s were so much better

1991 is core, not early

1991 is not early millennial lmao

>golden age simpsons
>futurama (pre-cancellation)
>family guy (pre-cancellation)
>MitM

are these the golden quartet of childhood tv shows?

literally nothing else comes close to delivering the level of consistent quality nor highs these shows did

>at least one of the children would come out as gay
I mean, statistically speaking...

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there's an 80% probability none of four brothers are fags, even higher probability that none of them are openly fags

Literally like this

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I am a core zoomer.
Noooooooooo!!! I'M 23 HOW!!!

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>Malcolm in the middle-east
>Lupita and Idris as Lois and Hal
>All the kids are various shades of brown
>Francis is a girl, no longer lives with them because married with a 50y.o. man

There is between 67%-80% probability for all five brothers not being GBT, depending on which stats you consider.