Would you like some butter on your popcorn, sir?

No thank you, Robert. But thank you for asking. You deserve a promotion to Kinotorium Management

yes and also they get popcorn boxes filled with mcdonalds chips

>J-just one ticket please Robert.

Yes please, Thanks

>Ah, you look like a fan of Sonic the hedgehog, one ticket I presume?
>"blue arms? two eyes?" I'm sorry sir I don't understand
>wait, what are you doing with that mace

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Uh, user? I asked you if you'd like butter with your popcorn....

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lol

>not using the automated kiosk

I tried but the no singles policy started flashing on the screen

>Things haven't been going well at the kinoplex user, the higher ups are firing people left and right, they say they can no longer maintain such a large crew, and it's all because of piracy.
>... You don't pirate movies, do you user?

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I saw Robert at a movie theater in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for popcorn or anything.

He said, “I'm sorry, sir, but we have a strict no-singles policy”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "We'll gladly allow you to take your popcorn and sit in the virgin pit” and politely offering me an extra large fountain drink in front of my face. I walked away and tried to get into the theater, and I heard him call for security as I walked off. When I came to the ticket guard up front I saw him conversing with the penis inspection witches.

The witches at the ticket stand were very nice about it and professional, and were like “Sir, you need to show us your foreskin first.” At first I kept pretending to be a normie and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and presented my cock.

When she took my penis in hand and started cackling at its sub-standard girth, I stopped her and begged her not to tell anyone I was a virgin “to prevent any embarrassment,” and then winked at her. I don’t even know what I was thinking. After she let go of my cock and balls and started to sentence me to 10 months of falcon keeper duty, I kept interrupting her by getting my ass railed by the designated line rapist really loudly.

Oh, don't worry. Since today I am the designated shooter I will put some blood on it. Nice and edgy. That's how a kinoplex shooter should be.

I don't think Americans have foreskins. Their dicks are chapped and dry and have lost most of their sensitivity, hence they're angry about everything. It's a psychological problem affecting the most powerful nation in the world.

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Actually Robert, could I get some sour patch kids and a Redbull? How have you been man?

>I don't think Americans have foreskins
That can't be true?? Every white country in the world keeps their foreskins

Wow user, you're funny. There's a strict no singles policy remember?

K I N O

user... I have some bad news for you...

Not just limited to America
>Jews
>Muslims
>South Koreans
>tribe(s) in Africa
are remove the foreskin. The good news in America is the trend of keeping infant boys intact keeps rising.

does /pol/ approve of him?

*all remove

>does /pol/ approve of an african serving customers in a a tie, applying butter to popped corn for whites' consumption
gee I dunno

robert stop playing games and give me three coke cans, pronto

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You euroshitters need to fuck right off. We Americans get circumcised in order to prevent infections and maintain cleanliness.

kike branded, so sorry

no i want ur ball butter in my wife
maga

And fluorate the water for dental hygiene. Stay cucked.

this so much, every single baby should get half of his dick cut off with all the nerve endings with it because unless we do that he will have an infected devil penis for the rest of his life ofcourse

as a matter of fact, we should better circumcise every single animal and born being on the planet, no living being should have the right to just be born and live unharmed without any surgical procedures

NNNNN-o thank you Robert.

Yeah let me just go and cut my fucking head off because my breath stinks

have fun with your desensitized dick. Imagine if your tongue hanged outside your mouth all your life. It would be dry and leathery. The glans is similarly meant to be a mostly internal organ.

ITS MA'AM

kill yourself you dumb nigger

>We Americans get circumcised in order to prevent infections and maintain cleanliness
Imagine sincerely believing your ancestors for millions of years of evolutionary history never got laid because their dicks got filthy and infected without Jews to chop their foreskin off

oh man my fingernails caught dirt in them due to working in the field all day! time to cut my fingers!

Shitty strawman and false equivalence europoor. Enjoy your dickcheese and yeast infections. My dick feels exactly the same as yours and bigger to boot.

My ancestors only existed 6000 years ago. Where are you getting these millions from?
Another shitty strawman. Go die in a fire.

SLAT NIGGA ON GANG WE FINNA BUST NIGGAS OUT FREE GLEEZY FREE BANKROLL FREE TREYRON FREE RAYRON FREE C MURDA FREE THE WILLIAMS BROS MAN

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>Enjoy your dickcheese
I clean myself regularly. Should I also remove my teeth because they can get dirty if I don't clean them?
>and yeast infections
Never heard of anyone having that ever.
>My dick feels exactly the same as yours
FACTUALLY wrong. Factually, not an opinion.

>My dick feels exactly the same as yours
it doesn't. If you circumcise an adult, he will feel pain and extreme discomfort just from his dick rubbing against his underwear constantly until his glans gets desensitized enough for it to be comfortable. No- one who's actually had that done for medical reasons prefers the loss of sensation. Your dick literally can't feel the same as a natural one.
Your eyes wouldn't feel the same if you had no eyelids.

we americans take on the mark of the slave because we shower with our clothes on, so our penises can't get cleaned. we're the last ones laughing when you idiots are cleaning your clothes in a whole separate machine.

Amerifriend here. My foreskin is fully intact, because my mother loves me. When Dr. Schlomo Shekelstein came in, with his vile jew voice, saying "Well, ah, hand us over your boy, goyim, as we are the chosen people and we know what's best for you" she took a stand and said:
"No!"
"No, jew!"