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Andrew Brooks
oh my god. so they ripped off something awful's slenderman and then they butt raped rod serling. this episode is nothing but a jack me off justification for this BS SJW series. What a fucking let down.
Ian Reed
>THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN SJW SHOW. not really
Juan Davis
Did anyone watch this show at all? I haven't seen a single thread on Yea Forums and all the youtube normies collectively ignored it.
Gavin Jenkins
We've been posting a thread for this every week when it gets uploaded, with the same image.
Anthony Powell
It's a hard flop and a disgrace to any fan of the original series. Now we'll have to wait a decade or more for a proper reboot to avoid a chimp out
Austin James
>Blurryman is CGI Rod Serling >this whole episode breaks the 4th wall by being about a black woman who works on the new show
When I was a senior in university, my professor made me watch the slave skit from key and peele. It was almost night time, and I was feeling like shit after an entire day of grinding at college. My mouth was so dry. When the two niggers started bickering in the youtube video, I walked outside of the group we were in and grabbed a bottle of water from my bag.
I bet they could all tell I fucking hated them. Their "comedy" is straight up race baiting.
Zachary Long
Who is "we" and why do you push this faggot show on behalf of evil kikes?
Colton Clark
Answer this, faggot.
Leo Gray
What brainlet course were you taking that made you do that?
Gavin Roberts
What is the subtle subtext of this episode?
Nolan Bailey
Black girls watched The Twilight Zone as kids, too.
Jose Johnson
mmm bascially yeah but only the TWZ doesnt even come on TV anymore nor would it have in this girls generation. also it ripped of SomethingAwful's slenderman.
The Scary door is better.
Elijah Wilson
>spend all your life campaigning for social justice >gets portrayed as a racist boogeyman on your own show by the blacks who has hijacked it
based
Brandon Garcia
It comes on in the early morning and they sometimes have marathons. It's not on as much as it used to be though
Easton Myers
60s sjwism was normal though, difference between that and 2019 race bait retardation
Anthony Jones
>the blacks who has hijacked it imagine being this deluded. it's always Jews who are behind this show.
Julian Wright
Why does Peele keep insisting that the OG Twilight Zone was politically driven? Each season had about 5-6 episodes about race/gender issues and that was it.
>Why does Peele keep insisting that the OG Twilight Zone was politically driven? Because it was....
Tyler Bell
Because when youre a hammer everything looks like a nail
Anthony Perry
I watched the first few episodes then quickly dropped it because it was shit
Zachary Collins
I watched the first two eps then thought it was shit and bailed Now everyone says these are probably the two best eps of the new season, so I am almost intrigued to find out how low they could go
Kevin Richardson
It's okay but I like the fact that it triggers nu/tv/
The opposite is true. People just reeeeing because of the politics in the show.
Noah Hughes
>mmm bascially yeah but only the TWZ doesnt even come on TV anymore It's on every weekend dude
Kayden Ross
Correction: The blacks hijacked it with on the orders and financial backing of their jew owners.
Oliver Roberts
Does it involve white people?
Parker Garcia
It got a second season because AllAccess is still in 'never cancel anythng' mode, and because a lot of people signed up explicitly to watch it. Of course, it was shit so a lot of them won't keep their subscriptions, but another season will probably run this show into the ground forever.
Was it kino, then? I've never watched a single chapter of The Twilight Zone in my life (not a real hit here in Cyprus) but this seems like a nice ending to a reboot.
Jose Collins
Yeah, but it was in allegory. Besides, there is a clear delineation between 60s “liberalism” [civil rights, anti-communism, pro-humanity, anti-war] and TODAYS Liberalism [pro-war, pro-technology, pro-communism, pro civil rights for SOME, regardless of their existence, clear bias toward others] the chief difference is of course, not just skil in writing, but the core fucking values.
Jayden Carter
The original Twilight Zone is my favorite TV show and this shit ain't TZ. It's an American nigger/kike race baiting remake of Black(ed) Mirror.
When Rod Serling created TZ he was using Sci-fi/Fantasy/Horror to tell tales about the human condition that he couldn't get away with otherwise while working with some of the best people in the business.
Serling believed in fairness and equality but not this SJW "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!" bullshit that raving SJW's spew. TZ were essentially morality tales.
I've been saying for years that the problem with every new version of TZ is that it's set in the era that it's made in. The reason why the original worked was because it had the dichotomy of having all of these weird, horrific, creepy things happen in this 1950's Norman Rockwell white picket fence world.
I've also been saying that I want a TZ remake that's shot in black & white and set in the era of the original. Why the fuck is this soo hard to understand?!? It would be cheap and easy to produce. Just adapt great short stories and there's no way you couldn't make a good show.
It's a fucking shame that TZ is celebrating its 60th anniversary this year and all we have to honor it is that fucking trash from this overrated hack!!!FACT!!!
Jeremiah Foster
>THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN SJW SHOW
No it wasn't, fucking retard!!!FACT!!!
Nathaniel Bennett
Pretty much, no one but faggot Israel worshipping neocons would take offense to a broad message like “anti-war” so calling something like that political is disingenuous bullsit
Ryder Butler
Nah, the whole episode is a cringey meta narrative on what it takes to make a good Twilight Zone episode with the protagonist going right into the depths of it. Definitely not kino but not the worst episode either.
Henry Ross
I used to hate seeing you around tripfag, but now your based FACTposting provides me comfort
Alexander Richardson
>watch blue scorpion >think its bretty good >coworker explains to me how it was a gun control epaiode and that every episode has some meta social commentary Dropped.
Gavin Davis
>I've been saying for years that the problem with every new version of TZ is that it's set in the era that it's made in. The reason why the original worked was because it had the dichotomy of having all of these weird, horrific, creepy things happen in this 1950's Norman Rockwell white picket fence world.
howd you feel about the movie
Owen Ward
They had the two niggers talking at a bar one time and 2 thots discussing black dick and how theyd fuck any black guy that talked to her. They tried to sit at the table with them and they told them to fuck off niggers. Pretfty based.
Henry Thompson
even beyond whatever politics you feel may have been heavy-handed its just not well written innit? episodes i watched are not entertaining and are hard to follow
Xavier Rogers
The Key and Peele show was funny (for sketch comedy). Just be less of a sensitive faggot. It's when Peele is trying to be serious and heavy handed about race issues that his shtick becomes grating. Haven't watched any of his Oscar bait movies nor twilight zone, nor do I intend to.
Anthony Watson
>60s sjwism was normal though, difference between that and 2019 race bait retardation It's literally the same thing. Modern SJWs are the mainstreaming of the moronic shit the likes of Weatherman and the Symbionese Liberation Army believed in to the letter. Also the same dynamic of uber privileged rich kids on top calling the shots and a mass of expendable weirdos at the bottom. The difference this time is they don't need to kill anyone to get their goals achieved as their poisonous ideas have proliferated enough over the decades they've got corporations on their side.
Nathan Smith
based and factpilled
Logan Richardson
>Are you going to follow me to the bathroom? Was he going to bring the popcorn with him?
Rarely, and almost never as hamhandedly as this version. They were also more nuanced and included men's perspectives, too. Remember the episode where the imprisoned guy was given a fuck-bot and didn't even want to leave when his sentence was up?
Jordan Foster
Yeah, okay... Maybe people wouldn't ree about politics if every show on TV didn't share the exact same far-left identity politics?
Samuel Myers
Nobody is talking about this shit, it’s probably a massive flop. No wonder they dumped it on CBS all access considering how shit it is.
Charles Collins
Cool story retard. I’m sure you’re so much better than black people what with your sociology courses you’re taking.
Minute 1-10 - Setting up a cool concept Minute 11-15 - You start to figure out the upcoming twist Minute 16-55 - Absolute fucking boredom
Whoever decided Twilight Zone should be an hour long is retarded, didn't work back then doesn't work now.
Tyler Allen
Wait, has the nu TZ already begun airing?
Cooper Campbell
Yeah, that ep is often criticized by feminists.
Ian Reed
Kys tripfag dont you have anything better to do then post in every fucking thread
Zachary Gonzalez
Not him, but I think the very idea of making a TZ movie is dumb. It's an anthology series with endless opportunities, when you limit that to a movie with just 4 stories, 3 or which are remakes to top it off, it just comes off as disappointing I think.
Joshua Morgan
>It's a fucking shame that TZ is celebrating its 60th anniversary this year and all we have to honor it is that fucking trash from this overrated hack!!!FACT!!! CBS did the same thing to Star Trek with STD.
John Nelson
>howd you feel about the movie
The 1983 one? First two segments were dogshit and makes it lopsided. Landis' story felt like a half assed Night Gallery episode same as his stupid prologue and epilogue with Ackroyd while Spielberg's was sickeningly sentimental drivel.
I LOVED the last two while recognizing that all they did was update the stories but the style was amazing. I wish they could have got Sam Raimi, who made his mark with The Evil Dead in 82, and Tobe Hooper, who worked with Spielberg on Poltergeist in 82, to work on it. I would have had them do The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft (Raimi) and Phillip K. Dick's story Imposter (Hooper).
Main problem is that it didn't have a tone set for the entire movie. Landis and Spielberg on one side with Dante and Miller on the other. Either make all of them morality tales or just carnival fun rides.
TZ 83 is fun but empty while the helicopter accident blackened its TZ's legacy and is probably the only reason why the movie is remembered!!!FACT!!!
Easton Gonzalez
>The Key and Peele show was funny (for sketch comedy). Just be less of a sensitive faggot. It's when Peele is trying to be serious and heavy handed about race issues that his shtick becomes grating.
100% this. LOVE their K&P and it felt like 80's style Eddie Murphy/Delirious/Raw/Chappelle Show level offensive humor. But this TZ reboot is just "FUCK WHITEY!!!"!!!FACT!!!
Brayden Robinson
this, its a shittier less smart version of the already not so good not so smart blacked mirror. pretty sad
Nathaniel Jones
>Maybe people wouldn't ree about politics if every show on TV didn't share the exact same far-left identity politics?
Also 100% correct. It's being shoved in our faces 24/7/365 now and I'm soo fucking tired of it. This is why this new version of TZ is trash while Star Wars, Star Trek, the MCU and Doctor Who is now dead to me. The worst thing is that these people don't give a fuck about these franchises. It's just something to hitch their agenda driven politics too in order to get the attention!!!FACT!!!
wish i was retarded. watching things as a kid and not noticing any social/political message was the only possible way to truly enjoy films
Aiden Rivera
There's been threads every new episode. The first 2 episodes got a lot of posts but then it obviously dwindled because it's complete trash. I haven't watched any since because I can tell it's going to be shit based on the synopsis.
Dylan Anderson
This really has to be the most unintelligent single minded version of this show I’ve ever come across.
How do you make something worse than 90’s twilight zone?
Fucking Titus has a more intelligent episode than this entire series.
>Whoever decided Twilight Zone should be an hour long is retarded, didn't work back then doesn't work now.
30 minutes is the perfect format and I wish more TV shows would adopt it. TZ worked perfectly because you set up the story, play it through and top it off with a twist. But once you got to an hour you have to add more filler and it's a fucking drag. TZ's 4th season did this, it fucking sucked and they went back to 30 minutes for season 5. This is one of the reasons why The Outer Limits is shit and boring as fuck.
If you have a story that NEEDS more time then do a two parter. Otherwise keep it at 30 minutes, brevity is the soul of wit and all that jazz!!!FACT!!!
Nicholas Hernandez
60’s Outer Limits or 1995 Outer Limits?
Austin Martinez
Is there a namefag more based than creepythinman? The man is a walking red pill dispenser.
Gabriel Edwards
>60’s Outer Limits or 1995 Outer Limits?
Definitely 60's Limits while the 90's version had tits and blood to distract from the tedium. It's telling that Stephen King prefers Limits to Zone because the former focuses more on creatures and monsters. But then he writes schlock, with good ideas and bad execution, so no wonder he identifies with it!!!FACT!!!
Alexander Rivera
You’re wrong, both were better than twilight zone especially 1995, and you can’t call kings work schlock when you keep trying to push this dumb schtick of yours namefag your writing style makes you look 60 lonely and old like Facebook grandma or the comments section of any news article. Knock it off
Jackson Bell
duh
Luke Jones
I'm not American and I have never seen the original show. I thought this episode was creative and had a neat message about movin on from the past. What's wrong wtih that? Why do, according to you people, I need to watch an old 156-episode show just to get a right to have an opinion on the new one?
Hunter Ortiz
Hey, it's arguably better to be lonely and old than to be lonely and young. At least you don't get space for false hope that way.
Brandon Campbell
You can have whatever dumb opinion you want that’s the basis of American freedom, you’ll only enrich yourself by watching the old stuff if you can’t be bothered then you’re worse off for it and can’t make comparisons to the new.
Zachary Watson
If you’re a defeatist maybe
Jackson Fisher
>t. totally not Stephen King
Grayson Reyes
I disliked this show but 2 episodes actually showed some promise. The one where they go to space right when a nuclear war happens on Earth was really good and higher quality than early Black Mirror.
And the meteorite episode was pretty entertaining from a horror perspective.
This last episode at least shows some genuine effort from them to try something new and make a coherent story that envelopes the entire season but it was merely okay.
So to anyone reading this go watch at least the episode about NASA launching a spaceship and immediately a nuclear war happens on Earth. I think it was episode 6 but I'm not sure.
Carson Ramirez
this was the biggest waste of an episode. I couldn't tell if they were making fun of themselves or being serious. Does jordan peele really talk like an asshole irl? Are we supposed to feel like the twilight zone is some kind of super important social good or is that part of self deprecation? It's so confusing and ultimately a waste the ending was just them jacking themselves off. no wonder this shit is on TBS
Alexander Gomez
A Visitor was the best episode.
John Mitchell
>I've also been saying that I want a TZ remake that's shot in black & white and set in the era of the original. Why the fuck is this soo hard to understand?!? It would be cheap and easy to produce. I think getting all the props to make it feel properly 1950's-y would make it more expensive than setting it in modern times, unless all your stories take place indoors.
What I would really like them to do is a 4:3 version. 16:9 shows too many unnecessary stuff. 4:3 made stuff look cramped and gave the show a cossy feel.
Angel Diaz
4:3 when everyone has 16:9 screens would be retarded