Did she fake being lost in order to get a movie made about her?

Listening to Moana soundtrack whilst reading this

It's three square miles. If she picked a direction, she could've gotten out in one day.

lmao just climb up a hill and look at the surroundings

The whole island is fucking covered in walking trails. Walk like 2 hours in any direction and you'll find one.

Do people just set up these fundraisers for everything these days?
>I'm constipated, help me relieve myself - 0/1000000$

she cute

Conquistadors, Lewis and Clark, and other men traversed entire unmapped continents without getting lost.

This bitch gets lost on a tiny, populated island.

My warmest aloha and condolence to the family and friends of Noah 'Kekai' Mina

>The 35-year-old was last heard from on May 20. He was hiking up to St. Anthony's Cross and made a phone call to his father, Vincent
damn too real. that's literally me

It's a shame this didn't happen when the cannibals inhabited the place so they would have chopped her up and eaten her.

It's very easy to lose your orientation in a dense forest. That said, just try to go downhill.

she got lost when she fell off a ledge and broke her leg

>HELP ME IM LOST

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>"lost" in a forest the size of a mall that has fresh water and edible fruit growing everywhere for two whole weeks (+tip)
oh no!

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>police call off search
>friends find her suddenly after and "never gave up"

so not only was she unable to find her way out, the police couldn't find her in that small patch of land

Girls aren't good with imagining spaces, they don't even have that inner sense compass that men have. I don't feel bad when they get lost, they're also bad drivers
>ask a man where you're headed
>he says west for a few miles
>ask a woman where you're headed
>she says bed bath and beyond while looking at her phone map

3 miles across and she didn't hear any cars or noise or see any lights?

Didn't she have a broken leg?

I hate that this post went unnoticed and underrated.

If you follow the river you'll reach the seaside, if not some village before that

she said she did but all the footage shows her walking fine and that her shins were slathered with poo

You need a compass for that or sun

>take shits
do americans really do this? in my country we leave ours.

The top right of your image is farmland.

Reminder that this shit happened and this was the last photo taken of one of the girls when she was alive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_Kris_Kremers_and_Lisanne_Froon

>this trip was supposed to be a graduation present

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It was their job kek

It's like saying Mo Farah can run a lot, why wouldn't you handle to do it too?

the dutch are retarded and clueless abroad

>Two months later, closer to where the backpack was discovered, a pelvis and a boot with a foot inside were found. Soon at least 33 widely scattered bones were discovered along the same river bank. DNA testing confirmed they belonged to Froon and Kremers. Froon's bones still had some skin attached to them, but Kremers's bones appeared to have been bleached.[11][19][16] A Panamanian forensic anthropologist later claimed that under magnification "there are no discernible scratches of any kind on the bones, neither of natural nor cultural origin – there are no marks on the bones at all.
they have bleach in panama?

The Dutch are alright but young women can be pretty fucking retarded and naive about the real world.

yes, they've gotten very good at getting free money from idiots. the guy who made the Charlie the Unicorn videos a decade ago said he needed $30,000 to make another, and he even explicitly said that the money would go to personal use so that he didn't have to work anymore and just spend all his time making the video. He got $200,000 dollars and just plays video games all day every day, and has not released a single frame. He was supposed to finish the video 2 and a half years ago.

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i can run enough that i won't die from it

whats your 5k time?

god she was gorgeous, tall and white
taken by the darkie junglemen

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>women
>direction

youtube.com/watch?v=w7NoW703iQY

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Quit defending these roasties, they will never come out of your phone to fuck you.
And you said run a lot, not run fast. Keep your point consistent instead of moving arbitrary goalposts everywhere.

Damn why kill her them? Why not just have them as sex slaves?

>10 minutes
I don't even watch 2 minute videos my good friends send me. What does it say?

I used to find it wild that people could get lost in the wilderness too, but when I was 17 I went out with my friends and that quickly changed. Nothing dramatic but we went out to smoke a blunt in the woods in December (it was pretty nice out honestly) and went off the trail so we couldn’t get caught. There was at least 5 of us there and nobody could figure out how to get back and none of our phones were working. We walked for 2+ hours, my friend even missed her hair appointment, until we came out the completely other side of the little wooded area. Never again did I question how people can get lost because it really all does look the exact same.

because sometimes to really dominate a hoe, you gotta eat them

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>What would drive a woman to lie when all she stands to gain is massive amounts of attention?

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>several threads on Yea Forums and /x/ about these two
>do my own research
>find a blog about them
>locals posted some comments about the guide
>apparently he's obsessed with European women
>got friends in high places
they were murdered.

So you basically cant run. Got it.

okay this sounds plausible but how the hell did the search parties miss her?

Oh fuck yeah I remember when this aired.
This webm gives the basic gist of how well the womens' team navigated on the tiny island they were supposed to survive on.

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>my friend even missed her hair appointment
>justfirstworldthings.jpgggjgjgpgpg

now they've found her what happens with the money I wonder?

On April 8, ninety flash photos were taken between 01:00 and 04:00, apparently deep in the jungle and in near-complete darkness. A few photos show that they were possibly near a river or a ravine.

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Why are roasties so retarded bros

>35 years old
holy shit bros

>After April 6, multiple attempts of a false PIN code were entered into the iPhone; it never received the correct code again.

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they have a lot of..
SEX
which is pretty deliberating to the mind

Based

were they just trying to find their way around in the dark by taking photos? pretty spooky

It probably had to do with the fact that you were all stoned.

the unfortunate thing to remember is that someone, somewhere, at some college campus, has nudes of these girls

almost every millenial girl has sent one at some point in her life.

in fact, almost every teenage girl you see on the news thats been murdered, chances are the same thing applies

some chad, somewhere, has that girls nudes

Or trying to scare away predators. Plenty of things in the jungle that will want to kill you.

if you look at the table of calls from both phones it seems like the the second girl lost her phone or it became damaged and was trying to use the other girl's iphone at that stage (1st girl had fallen/become injured so couldn't give her the pin)

One of the photos was deleted

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can we see the rest of the photos?

So?

>Find river
>Follow it

Congratulations, you've exited a thick, featureless forests.

one time a hike took longer than i expected because it was hard walking in the snow. i ended up having to go down the mountain after dark. luckily i had a keychain flashlight at the time or i would have been fucked. since then i always carry a flashlight and a portable charger for my pone even on the faggiest simple hikes.

probably a vag pic

Shit is a verb, a noun and an adjective.

You take a shit, like you take a walk.

>Yea Forums takes on the mystery of kris and lisanne
they were raped and murdered by disgusting cartel scum most likely

faggot

I was obsessed with this case when I first found out about it. Shit is pretty crazy. Also zoom in on her face in that pic. Looks fucked up lol

w8, she was lost in that area?

I would hate to be lost in the untouched wilds of Hawaii with no hope of rescue.

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kek

>3 square miles
pathetic

I can't find that comment. Are they deleting comments?

XDDDD

have some

>Haynes said the helicopter that Cantellops discovered Eller from was paid for with some of the $75,000 from a GoFundMe campaign.
>some of the $75,000

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>WE HAVE TO GO TO SOUTH AMERICA!!!

Ladies, I know hanging out with me on my couch in with the lights off front of a TV as we snuggle under a blanky sounds boring as hell, but at least you won't die horrifically from the experience. :(

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what a nigger holy shit

Evolution probably made it so women can´t traverse more then 3 miles of forest, so they can´t run off and actually get themself killled back when everyones was a jungledwelling tribes.

She tried that and broke her leg or lost her shoe or attacked by mind ninjas or something. If you read the account, she'd walk a little bit in one direction, stub her toe and take it as a sign she was going the wrong way and turn around.

They should have let Darwinism reign on this one.

new photos
imgur.com/a/Fxag6iJ

women are fucking retarded

Not rly, I always go for forest trip with weed. But I have been scout since 6 and my favorite past time was go in to woods and go off trail/lost best way to find cool places.
Women on the other hand should stay in homes.

guys I've never been near a forest, I've lived in "civilized florida" all my life, what do I do if I get lost? Head in one direction? Stay still? climb a tree? We've got coyotes and a monkey that escaped from the zoo a few years ago they still haven't found.

>Conquistadors
some were random fags seeking fortune but most of them were professional soldiers.

Based nature once more being a bro

>not going to south america, india or asia yourself
Travel is fun user and you'll meet new people.

>Stay still?
Yep that ought to work.

If you hear water, head towards it.

And she lives there

Wtf is wrong with her face

take mushrooms and then go into a swamp

>what do I do if I get lost?

Murder some tourists.

>follows it to drug cartel putting on a projector screening of Waterworld

GG asshole

>my couch in with the lights off front of a TV

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kek

>Stay still?
Only if you are part of a group. Make sure you don't walk in circles, easiest way is go down hill and/or follow a body of water, that will always lead to some people. Or use the sun if you have to.

nytimes.com/2019/05/25/us/hawaii-hiker.html
>Ms. Eller, a physical therapist and yoga instructor, said she lost her way in the Makawao Forest Reserve on the northern side of Maui on May 8, turning a three-mile hike into a two-week fight for her life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makawao_Forest_Reserve

>“I heard this voice that said, ‘If you want to live, keep going,’” she said. “And as soon as I would doubt my intuition and try to go another way than where it was telling me, something would stop me, a branch would fall on me, I’d stub my toe, or I’d trip. So I was like, ‘O.K., there is only one way to go.’”

>Things only got worse. She fell 20 feet off a steep cliff, fracturing her leg and tearing the meniscus in her knee, according to her friend Katie York. The next day, she lost her shoes in a flash flood. She moved much more slowly after that.

I've been to Maui but not that exact location, but I can't imagine it's possible to get lost (= disregard hiking trails) without doing it deliberately or being grossly incompetent.

Who will play her in the movie version?

>We've got coyotes and a monkey that escaped from the zoo a few years ago they still haven't found.
that's because big ass snakes have eaten them

Why? Everyone knows the little brother killed her.

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"stay still" is recommended sometimes, if people know you're out there. if you went out by yourself you probably won't get a search party/be noticed missing ever.

Fucking based incel

make sure you have something reflective like a mirror or tinfoil to wave around frantically when you see search planes/helicopters go over you

How do you fall of a cliff?

climb a tree naked and howl like a monkey an hour

Rapist/hobos/murderers/snakes/spiders and plenty of other shit.

I want to donate give me the link

walk over the edge

Roasties dying is based.

i bet you think you're so smart

genius underrated post

Shit I remember this case.
>After investigating the area where the backpack had been found, police uncovered Kremers’ clothing, neatly folded along the edge of the river. Two months later, in the same area, a pelvic bone and a foot, still inside a boot, were found.
>Soon after that, the bones of both women were discovered. Lisanne Froon’s bones looked as if they had decomposed naturally, as there were still bits of flesh attached to them.
>Kremers’ bones were stark white and looked as if they had been bleached.

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Idiot, I'm a survivalist hobbyist and The BEST thing to do when getting lost is STAY PUT, unless circumstances do not allow for it.

Youre missing out. It's a chance to grow. And a nice little extra is that you'll have plenty of interesting stories to tell on parties and dates.

if you don't tip your restroom technician then you're forced to take it with you (you have to provide the receptacle as well)

But why?

no one actually enjoys listening to those stories though desu

Gay

Ever been hiking retard? Sometimes you end up next to a ledge.

> recommended sometimes

It's what is nearly always recommended unless danger forces you to move.

>be cunt
>on iphone constantly
>dont look were you are going
>fall

never reply to me again nigger

Yes they do. It's always fun to talk about your travels. Depending on the social circles you frequent, your travel experience and uni experience are great conversational topics.

So what is even a plausible explanation here? The evidence doesn't really give anything away.

L O S T
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S
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Pick the lady you'd like to get lost with.
Pic related, the lady I like. She's so funny.

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>And a nice little extra is that you'll have plenty of interesting stories to tell on parties and dates.
Ahhh so you are cunt, thx for outing yourself, POST TITS.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

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You would certainly have a lot of meat to survive on.

how the fuck do you even get lost in hawaii, pick a direction and go

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local guide who they turned down got upset. Followed them, potentially scared them off the trail. Found them later and killed them. Backpack was found miles from their bodies near a local village, they thought it had been carried down a river but the items in the backpack seemed untouched.

>giant featureless forest

Your own picture has clear cut lawns to the right top corner.

This pic is the area they found her in. Developed, roads, trails and rivers everywhere.

It's probably impossible to NOT encounter another person just walking around randomly for a day.

And she was lost here for 17 days. A fucking normal person can walk across the ENTIRE island in under 3 days.

So which is it, a scam or someone profoundly retarded?

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But did they drink their own piss?

>(González) is known for sexual harassment and apparently entered the women's hostel room before police got there.

Came here to post this. She probably did it on purpose.

>your travel experience

yea it's really fun listening to people tell the same stories about south america and south east asia over and over again

how old are you?

Fake news. She obviously just wants some attention.

Kill yourself

heh

You can literally tell just by using your own natural sense of direction if you're traveling in the same direction or not. Humans have migrated back and forth between locations for thousands of years without compasses or maps. Soldiers in certain sectors of the military have to show they can perform land nav with missing equipment and just using basic instincts.

It is only ironically women that cannot do this.

Join our server to discuss tv shows, recommendations and plots
discord.gg/cm57JhG

>2 women hiking in a foreign country alone in the jungle
yeah retards, at least the dog made it back home

ugly pasty autistic freak

>didn't meet goal
>no longer accepting donations
gee I wonder

>dutch people
>in a hilly forested place ever

Sorry Im a dude.
30 y/o boomer. And yeah, comparing stuff you might have done is fun. But it mostly depends on your circle. Higher educated people tend to be more worldly. I dont really hang out with people who havent done uni (not by choice, I just dont really encounter them) so that might inject some bias into it.

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imagine being alone on that first night
guys just imagine haha
maybe she wasn't

If I get lost, I'm fucked. My phones battery life is about 5 hours of use and maybe 15 if I don't use it at all with minimum brightness. I can not use it all day, about 10 hours, and it'll be at 30%.

Why does he need 10,000?

Just follow a stream to a river to the beach

Is there a site with comprehensive rundown on this?

>in the jungle
see,you're a fucking retard.

or a waterfall like in the pic

You are a retard.

good thing you don't go outside lmao

>The missing, strategically important, photo 509, which was missing from the photo card. Dutch specialists did everything to get it back, which is always possible if someone manually deleted it (enough photo card memory, enough battery life) but they could not retrieve it. This led them to one conclusion: it was deleted with the help of a computer. Which the girls didn't carry with them in the jungle. This fuels the theory of a 3rd party being involved. The police may also have wanted to cover something up and deleted it themselves, perhaps.. I have never seen a credible explanation for that one, other than someone deliberately removing it by use of a computer, which for now is the only technically possible way it got erased the way it did. Which raises more questions than it solves!?

>The backpack was found at the side of the river; the official story is that it was carried by the river but it was made from a cheap lycra and despite the water and the rain in the jungle, having been 10+ weeks in that jungle, it was clean and dry... It also contained at least 30 different finger prints, as did the bra's and the phones and camera. Police didn't take finger prints of the search people or the locals who handed the bag in, so no more info on this... Mud was also washed off, so no more opportunity to check samples of mud on the backpack with mud on the location it was found versus the location where the bones of the girls were found...

Maybe it's the minimum you can ask for?

>Makawao Forest Reserve
this is where she got lost btw

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But I do. I sleep outside when I'm too drunk to figure out how to get in.

She could have gotten out in an HOUR.

>The girls walked in shiny bright warm weather. The paths were not muddy on April 1st 2014, everything was easy to walk, you can see it in their photos and also the locals at the time and police confirmed this. Kris' parents walked the same route (video on youtube of this) and show that the route was simple, very visible and surrounded by high rocks; no possibility there to fall in a ravine. No big risks of slipping anywhere on the path they took, especially not after the summit, which they reached in one piece according to their photos. They could predict at what point on the trail the girls were by the time they made their first distress call. They weren't anywhere near those monkey bridges yet at that point (they'd have had to walk much much further for that). But they were 3 to 5 hours walking from Boquete, if they turned around right away, and by 4:39 it was only about 1,5 hours before sunset. Nobody understands why they didn't just turn around at that point.

>They had a dog with them from locals, Blue, which often accompanies walkers, and he arrived back home alone in the evening without the girls. If they had been lost, they could have just followed the dog back. So why didn't they? And was Blue there anyway?? Why not a single photo of him? That makes no sense, they surely would have kept a photo reminder of their loyal part-time dog if he had actually been there ..

>The go fund me was set up a day before she went missing. This whole story is a farce.
>Willing to prove rescue could’ve been reached instead of “meditating” within 2 weeks.

Fuck so the bitch was lying lol

t. woman

Even when it's a contest to survive (a money competition), they're in a group, and given some provisions to survive with, women still can't survive. They're absolutely useless.

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can anyone recommend a podcast or documentary for further research?

look at that dumb cunt

>yoga instructor
no wonder she got lost

>There was also no mention of the lack of any blood or bodily tissues found on the clothes, backpack or any other things found by the search party. Normally if a body decomposes, fat dissolves and soaks the clothes, in such a manner that is impossible to wash off. Also, if a wild animal had killed them, blood would have been found on the clothes worn by the girls, and there was no blood at all found.

>Where are all the other bones? Their skulls? If they really slipped in a ravine like the official story is from authorities, how come their bones are not found together (or at least Kris' bones)? How come they are all (the few they did find) found very far apart of each other? Animals could not transport them as there were no markings found on the bones under the microscope, and a dragged pelvic bone would have had teeth markings on them and neither any bruising or other signs of dragging. How did the bodies get so cut up anyway? Official story: animals or the river. But a dead body does not get ripped apart by the small calm water that Boquetes rivers had at that time of year; in April 2014 the rivers were small streams and not strong enough to tear these decomposing bodies apart. Besides, the bones were found upstream and not downstream and no river carries bodies against its current. If there was a killer involved who had used a knife or gun, for instance, the killer(s) could have purposely hidden the bones who showed these markings, or made them disappear on purpose.

/pol/ already cracked the case.
>she was lost in an area of 3 miles for 17 days
>all she had to do was pick one direction and walk and she would be out in a few hours
>based on where she went missing and where she was found, she crossed a highway and didn't follow the road
>SHE GOT LOST IN A DEVELOPED AREA WITH ROADS AND HOUSES FOR 17 DAYS LOOK AT A FUCKING MAP OF WHERE SHE WAS GOD DAMN

It went noticed. We all know women are attention whores and will do anything for it. There’s no new info on the subject.

did she hurt her own leg or fuck up when scamming

>If they had been lost, they could have just followed the dog back. So why didn't they?
The dog just bolted at some point, and they didn't bother giving chase because they didn't want to lose their footing. It's not that hard to explain.

No. If she had, she wouldn't be look like she just got liberated from Dachau. She would have brought food with her.

>I dont really hang out with people who havent done uni (not by choice, I just dont really encounter them) so that might inject some bias into it.

my experience of this sort of thing is almost exclusively people who have gone travelling after/during uni. i get that the idea of it is good, but the reality is that everyone tells broadly similar stories about their travels to the same places. surele you've encountered this

case itself is simple - Tourist got lost and died due to exposure.
except it doesn't make any sense

>go out into the woods to smoke a blunt
>get lost
Only a retard couldn't put two and two together.

Hawaii is expensive, but its most likely a factor of airfare, hotels, rental cars, food, lost wages for the time off, purchasing any equipment, and then just some extra money just for doing it.

Some local sicco wen UMA DELICIA on them.
2 weak cunts from EU = sextoy & dinner

I live on Maui, you can get lost, but for a couple of hours maybe
> if anything, you run into natural barriers that won't allow you to go in the direction you want to

i would never talk about my car intentional, it happened once to someone else.

17 days is literally nothing

I don't know. The dude said her husband is a shaman.

>The boyfriend is a self proclaimed shaman. Shes previously known to dabble with psychotropic things. She had a bad trip, hid from rescue, hung out in or under rocks and wasnt visible for heat detection from above.

if you even suggest a woman is lying you are a bigot and need to have sex
also buy her book and watch her film

hour long press conference
youtube.com/watch?v=vWmvUCJNdvY
she unironically looks qt here

LOOK AT THIS SHIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET LOST THERE

I know a shammon he gave me the native name

"makes much Yellow Water"

So you either have a 5k time or you don’t run? Email any sprinter and ask them their 5k time. They’ve never ran one in their life.

>they didn't want to lose their footing
it was a simple trail

I've ran one. My time was pretty abysmal (26 minutes), but I've done it.

lmao

Here is the most popular podcast about the Panama girls:

stitcher.com/podcast/true-crime-garage/e/57219928

There's also one that came out literally yesterday but it might be a bit shit

buzzsprout.com/263917/1200608

How far does the forest go to the right? That does look a bit intimidating.

She lives and works in Hawaii. How does she not know how to survive in her natural habitat?

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>TRIGGER WARNING: this case involves sexual and physical violence, particularly against a child. Please take care of yourself and consider this before listening.

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>YUO CAN'T RUN KUZ NO FIVE KILOMEYERZZZ HURR DERP
That's how you sound. Why that amount? Why not 10k? 8k? 2k? 14k? I'm guessing because you ran 5k once so feel thats the cutoff limit for "being able to run", god you're unwarrantedly pretentious.

Well it depends. Im a bit older now, but I do notice the younger generation now seems more preoccupied with instagram, than actually taking in the sights and interacting with the locals. I love(d) going of the beaten path a bit and trying to experience the really unique things. Travel has commoditized a bit which is a shame.

But the world is a big place, so no two stories will ever be the same. One of my fondest memories was getting a private tour of a city hall in bolivia because I tried to talk to the guard about a paiting. Mind you I didnt speak a word of spanish at the time, but the guard appreciated my efforts and the fact that I knew something about the history (I recognized the figures in the painting). There are plenty of people out there with similar stories and it's always a joy to exchange them.

Why listen to a pod cast when all you need is to open the Wikipedia page?

How the FUCK can you possibly get lost on a fucking island?

be a woman

I actually had checkered it was not the same yoga instructor doing stupid shit for attention

New term Toga Brained

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Her post recovery interview seemed way too per-rehearsed.
Either that or she seemed a little too comfortable with all of the attention.

It’s fun to TALK about, not fun to listen to. I don’t want to hear about you walking in a forest on every continent and seeing a snake or something. It’s boring retarded shit and a waste of money. I gain the same world value reading a book as you did on your 3k “adventure” to the amazon and getting lost.

Hehe

youtu.be/nbuWzs--Z6Y

I don't think she faked it, she's just an idiot. If she hadn't been on an island with abundant fresh water where the temperature is always between 60 and 90 degrees she'd be dead.

Honestly, she didn't break a leg or anything. The fact that she just didn't hike her way out over the course of 17 days is a testament to her incompetence.

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Im guessing because 5k is the first real endurance run distance.

Search for hollow trees, bring some nuts with you and offer them to the gnomes living inside.
They will show you the way.

This is the first I'm hearing of this story. Are you telling me a person over the age of 10 was lost on Maui for 17 DAYS? Shit. How do you get lost for 17 minutes on Maui.

SeeShe’s not a tourist. She lives in Hawaii

his picture is the front of the reserve, my picture was the area they found here.

Heres the combined general picture.

It's 5 miles lol

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i can't tell if you're being serious or not. if i've already read the wikipedia page then what am i supposed to do? just stop reading into it?

for one that podcast goes through all the phone data/photos that were leaked.

I managed to get lost in Bora Bora. Only for few hours though.

>Conquistadors, Lewis and Clark, and other men traversed entire unmapped continents without getting lost.
To be fair, they did come close to dying several times.

i'm more on your side on this, in that i think travelling the world is a horrendous waste unless you have a lot of disposable income.
but imo you should absolutely go out hiking and camping in your country, being in nature is great and relaxing.

>Bora Bora
Well beats being lost in the Tora Bora

Imagine how dirty her pussy became...

You cannot be serious

Lol I walk 3 miles everyday. She couldn’t stop and take a break? Then continue? 17 days lost? Didn’t the rescue crew do walk searches? I bet she was hiding

How?

It does go for a long way since it joins a another reserve, but this bitch literally slept on a trail.

The trail lead mostly south/southeast.It is even called the fucking loop trail since it loops back to the beginning.

This bitch hopped into the jungle because she could

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(((Eller)))? Ok, now this is starting to add up. Let me guess, she’s going to make ALL the morning show rounds, followed by daytime talk shows like Ellen and Rachel Ray, followed by an announcement that her book “There Are No Lei’s In The Wilderness: A Single Woman’s Tale of Survival in the Savage Jungles of America’s Most Deadly State” will be on shelves in time for the Holiday season.

...if people didn’t see through the bullshit that is. Unfortunately she’s probably going to be (((protected))) from an investigation, but you never know.

how the hell do we have so many anons on Yea Forums itt who've been to bora bora? is it cheap for americans or something

Its not that large an area for a search. You'd think she would have heard them.

Jungle is very dense and the terrain very sloping (I almost fell off a cliff I couldn't see because of the vegetation)

How are you so knowledgeable on outdoor life that you knew what water to drink and what berries to eat for seventeen days, but still can't walk back to civilization in that time...

Watching porn does not count as having sex. so have sex

Yes, it's usually more fun to share experiences than to hear experiences.
Of course reading a detailed book of research and history will teach you more about a place than simply being being there, but you are silly.
Experiencing things for yourself is truly best in life. Also, you can both visit a place and read a book.

my entire extended family went there for 3 weeks

sounds like a comedy setup

jej

Interesting how so many manchildren who don't leave their mothers houses know how to navigate a forest

You're not obliged to go to luxury resorts, there's also a cheap campground for backpackers.

have dilate

we traveled there in an inflatable handbag

Start a family

Huh?

It is my mom went in the 90's

I hope that beheading video with those Scandinavian girls was a real wake-up call when it comes to adventures in the middle of nowhere.
>Yes roasties, I know romantic partners are more likely to kill you, but let's be real here. The chances of you being murdered by strangers in Central America are an order of magnitude higher than in the States.

forest =/= jungle

Because this 5ks are where your aerobic fitness gets tested. It is by no means an arbitrary distance.

It's like the only thing a decade of scouts was good for.

I'm a bong who lived about 44 mins from where they disappeared in Panama. I'm actually planning on filming a documentary on this case with all the access I have to local police/border military police/locals.

There is literally nothing sinister or malicious about these girls' disappearance. It's an oddly fascinating look into how the perfect storm of ignorant, careless tourists in a potentially very dangerous environment are at the mercy of incredibly lazy, incompetent, unskilled emergency services.

yes for sure, but just getting there is beyond my means.

To be fair, Central America is tricky for Europeans because the maxim of "civilization is always downriver" doesn't hold anymore. Maybe they start hiking down, thinking they'd reach towns that way when it's the opposite.

t. the actual killer

I bet you money her friend used the gofundme cash to stay at that spa

kickstarter.com/projects/1556971210/charlie-the-unicorn-the-grand-finale/comments
holy shit

>Only 20 years old

God damn

She doesn't just live in Hawaii she lie in the County of Maui

>middle of nowhere.
>MILLIONS of tourists every year
Morocco is not exactly ''the middle of nowhere''

Are you implying they were killed by paramedics?

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I put her in the middle of the forest, lads. This is worst case scenario.

All she literally has to do is follow the (dozens of) rivers. It's a fucking tiny forest. It looks intimidating from satellite imaging, but when you see the google maps, it's actually extremely easy to navigate.

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This. Work, travel and university is the holy trinity of conversation. Can start with small talk and easily transition into something more serious. If you've done any of the three you shouldn't ever run into uncomfortable silence territory again unless you're super autistic.

I'm actually surprised she didn't hear ANY sounds of transportation/bustling/humans.

Have you ever been to Maui?

>those buttblasted paypiggy comments

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>he says west for a few miles

Nobody answers like that, fucking Marco Autismo

doubt

Fucking gross, She couldn't be bothered to take a bath at all? There's only water literally everywhere

Ive seen moana twice, so basically yes

Imagine believe a meme is real life.

15 kilometers to march through on a broken ankle isn't great, but she'd be done in a few days if she kept on the same direction and didn't wander too much.

How the fuck do you get off path that much when going for a fucking jog? I don't know about you guys, but I tend to stick to the fucking trail when I go running.

Look on the right side of the map

Ho'Omana spa is ware she works

>Work
nope
>travel
nope
>university
nope

SHIEEEEET

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I mean, the thing I can't understand is. She's near the coast. If she just heads downhill she's going to go towards the coast.

Just walking downhill would have gotten her out in a day, two tops.

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Lmao

I would pay good money to watch dumb bimbos get lost in a jungle and die of exposure.

What happened is that they fell from the side of an incredibly steep, overgrown trail that is no off limits down from a mountain valley and descending into a very thick, extremely humid tropical forest. To be fair, there is civilisation downriver from where they were. They were also lined by small towns on both sides of the river valley coming down from Barú between Boquete and Volcán. The problem is that everything is so dense, overgrown, steamy and they're injured. There's no way they could effectively navigate.

he means the area of morocco they were in

Sports might work, but it's not nearly as universal.

>t. person who killed them

15 kilometers is combined directions of both paths I have put in the google map.

It's basically 8 miles if she follows the north river, and 4 miles if she follows the shorter river

The bitch was hiding

I was super depressed in college, thought about jumping off my balcony a lot and ended up flunking out after my mom got cancer and my grades went to shit.

Yeah....that sounds like a fun conversation.

Probably shat on herself to realign her chakras or something.

I mean she did change direction everytime she stumbled or stubbed her toe or something, because apparently a voice in her head told her to do so

>go travel ;)
>ignore the fact that human trafficking has risen exponentially and these networks have figured out the best ways to snatch unsuspecting tourists
>please guys ;) everyone will enjoy your stories
>you can visit lawless countries and get murdered like all those brave women getting executed publicly in the street every few weeks
so brave please share your stories everyone!!!

Oh yeah didn't notice, I thought that was 8 miles whole starting from your middle position.

I don't know if this is ironic or not.
When someone talks to me about their work or travels I just nod and pretend to be interested.
You probably just like talking about yourself

>Listen, I'm frustrated too. I just wrote a huge comment about it below. I still think "I hope you rot" is a little uncalled for though. We have every right to be upset but let's keep it civil. Comments like yours will probably push him away even more. I know if I saw people saying stuff like that to me, I'd probably try to avoid the situation entirely.

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Well let me tell you, friend, even the biggest basement dweller could navigate themselves to another human being on Maui in a matter of a couple hours at worst.

>be me in Joshua Tree National Park
>looking for Native American pictograph site in undisclosed location
>it isnt far from a commonly visited area
>okay this shouldnt be too hard
>go off trail after hiking in a ways
>see the canyon that I think is the right one
>start heading up
>about 30 minutes in get confronted by a maze of massive boulders
>crawl through tiny claustrophobic spaces between them
>climb up and over them
>gaining altitude pretty quickly
>finally reach the top of the canyon after jumping off of a large boulder
>oh fuck how would I even get back
>the surface is smooth and unclimbable and everything around it is too big to climb
>begin walking up canyon
>one hour later realize this is the complete wrong canyon
>since im not retarded I turn around
>head down another canyon
>dead end
>head back up the same canyon I got lost in
>see a fork headed off to the right but know its the complete wrong direction since my internal compass isnt utterly fucked
>need to get to higher ground
>climb up nearby boulder mound
>look over and realize ive somehow ascended 100 vertical feet up the canyon directly east of my desired route
>descend to correct canyon
>find my pictograph site

People have died in this area doing this exact same shit. Maybe I should have made a gofundme. At one point I even dug a hole in a dry streambed and lo and behold, a pool of beautiful clean water lay before me. I could have spent at least a week out there. Pic related.

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>lost in an inhabited island for 17 days
>yoga instructor
I can say with absolute certainty that this bitch was doing shrooms.

In fact, because it's an island and the forest is uphill near the coast, and all the rivers are basically flowing into the ocean, literally all she had to do was follow the flow of the rivers.

>unless you're super autistic.
Where do you think you are?

Are you planning on going to iraq?

this kind of stuff is what lets you know these people deserve to be taken advantage of

Didn’t James Franco make a movie about this? His character cut his legs or arms off?

>10 seconds in
>introduce "brute power" as the attribute of the men and "mental strength" as attribute of the women

women love to talk about being well traveled

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>Amanda Eller said she got lost when the feelings that guided her on the journey didn't bring her back to her car.
>"And I don't really know what happened. All I can say is that I got out of my car, it's like, you know, I have a strong sense of internal guidance, whatever you want to call that, a voice, spirit — everybody has a different name for it, heart," she said.
>She said she listened to those strong callings — until she wanted to head back to her car.
>"My heart was telling me, 'Walk down this path, go left,' Great. 'Go right.' It was so strong — 'Go left, go right' — I'm like, great, this is so strong that obviously when I turn around and go back to my car it will be just as strong when I go back, but it wasn't."
what a bitch

She deliberately hid :-D

Statistically speaking, I would be more likely than a local. Expats kill foreigners abroad at a much more excessive rate. They were staying in Panama's expat capital, Boquete. English is more common there than Spanish. But there's absolutely nothing to implicate any human involvement, beyond some explainable variables relating to witness accounts prior to their disappearance.

There were no "paramedics" involved to my knowledge. Local police, military border police, and local volunteers were involved with the search. The police/CENAPROC weren't involved until DAYS after they were reported missing and only scurried along to search when they were told the Dutch were coming to search. Only local volunteers looked within the first day. If the police took the situation seriously and began a search while at least one of the girls was alive, coherent, and communicable, then at least one if not both of the girls would have probably survived.

But what if you were a stupid woman? Like the one in this story?

Yeah, sure. So why'd you do it, you sick fuck?

Except they ain't well traveled, they go to all those places, never make the effort to learn a bit of the native language, fall into every tourist trap imaginable, take a few pics for the gram and then fuck off home

A man will use his superior strength and intelligence to overcome hardships. A woman will live with them, accepting them as her "lot in life." I dont know, user, women do have to have a high degree of willpower considering they're so helpless.

So what the fuck happened then? Cannibals?

My god, she's just fucking retarded and now she will be rewarded for being retarded

I hate this world

>"mental strength"
>get lost 17 days in a park

well, even if she did, it's still a search party. those people would catch a criminal on the run

kys

Drug Cartel maybe, Sinaloa has been down there for a few years

>change direction every two minutes
>surprised it took you 17 days to get out
Myeah

>it's still a search party. those people would catch a criminal on the run

If she was in the forest the entire time

Wouldnt make a lot of sense to kill white westerners. Thats inviting trouble when there's no need.

hmm yeah that's right
what a cunt, she'll pay for this

that sounds a lot like schizophrenia

Broken legs and trauma from a steep fall, dehydration from the extreme heat and stress/shock, and a jungle full of scavengers and decomposers in a climate perfect for them.

thot patrolled

Falls don't scatter and bleach bones.

>there are no discernible scratches of any kind on the bones, neither of natural nor cultural origin – there are no marks on the bones at all
huh?

What are the explainable variables about the bleached bones and missing photo

So what do you talk about?

>they have bleach in panama?
Bleached by the sun you mong.

Sinaloa operate along the coast around Santiago and David then link up into Costa Rica. Panama's military police are have an extremely strong presence inland. Also, violence like that is pretty much unheard of outside of slums in the capital and Colón. Panama is arguably the safest country in North America as a whole in regards to violent crime. Cops are EVERYWHERE and heavily armed, and unlike the rest of central America understand that acting like shitflinging chimps costs everyone money.

shut up nigger

two words: autoerotic mummification

kill yourself
roasties btfo

the only thing that got lost in the jungle is the truth
what an absolute fucking cunt

nigger,shut it.

oh lmao. Yeah thats fake as fuck. She probably walked home and back a few times trying to raise 100k

ehhh, let's say they stumbled upon a lab by accident, what's the cartel gonna do?

Take them hostage for ransom?
No, that's just inviting a world of trouble. Plus the goverment now knows of the approx location of your lab and possibly more.

Just keep them as prisoners?
One more mouth to feed and they might get dumb ideas like running away which could lead to them being found which, again, would generate more shit for the cartel.

It's not the likeliest thing but it is a possibility

based

seething roastie
im happy that these oblivious women got murdered in some shithole country
serves them right

Scavengers dragging parts along a sun-exposed river bed do. Jaguamundis, lots of feral dogs, vultures, and potentially the odd jaguar or two roam the area. The dogs are the most likely suspect. They are everywhere.

based

Bleach by decomposition by lime or lye. It takes weeks for the sun to whiten bones.

Some bones are bleached and purely clean. Others still had skin on them.

holy fucking shit you reek of underage
>LOOK GUISE I'M NONYMUS LAWL XDD ROASTY ROASTY BTFO!
you're epic for the win!

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Creepy thing is they think the phone got hooked up to a computer to delete the photo.

>youtu.be/TG1nWScBfB4
7:18

>Going into debt for fun stories.

the killer must have been a boomer

Scavenging carnivores are abundant in the area, especially wild dogs. Missing photos are not unheard of when the phone reaches a certain temperature and the motherboard overhears and the phone software does not respond properly. I have personally experienced corrupted photos while in Panama due to seemingly no reason other than my phone was too hot. It's highly likely that the photo is a result of a temperature based failure or moisture based failure as the picture falls between morning and night, implying either midday/afternoon when it's hottest/most humid.

>no drag marks were found on any of the bones

I mean, I can totally see some lowly grunt murdering them because he cant see the bigger picture, but 'middle management' would probably immediately release them. Preferably somewhere close to a town. It's just not worth the trouble of incurring western wrath which will force the local government to act. Businesses tend to thrive under stability.

No marks on the bones you idiot

Lock her up. She's mental

>Scavenging carnivores
the bones are clean,no chewing marks

Even if we pretend dogs or any other animal did it, there would be marks on the bones that could come from the animal tearing at the meat and inadvertently chewing or skimming their teeth on said bones. They found no marks of any sort on the bones, and if we pretend they were sun bleached, only one pair of those bones still had skin that would be more akin to natural decomposition, the other was white, but both were flawless damage wise

Also, I'm not big on phones, but a corruption wouldn't just affect one photograph, it would have damaged multiple, but they only found one missing

a jaguar's sandpaper tongue would have smoothed out the marks you RETARDS

She is a Doctor

The bones/body parts were in small enough found pieces to be carried. They also could have been deposited into the river they were found around by a scavenger or other animal and washed along it

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>There is literally nothing sinister or malicious about these girls' disappearance

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maybe Beatles or other rinsects

Not him, but travelling does help job prospects. Recruiters value candidates who've studied abroad, traveled and are skilled in communicating these experiences. Source, my friend who is (or was) a recruiter at KPMG.

You see your honor. All that blood on the walls were cleaned up by the moisture.
And the gun serial number was chiseled by the wind.

>be extremely bluepilled
>make a documentary forcing your shitty world view
enjoy the hate if you even release it KEK

>i rubbed peanut butter on my gun so the jaguar's sandpapery tongue would remove the serial number
we would make such good criminals, anons

The Perfect crime

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criminal masterminds right here

Were those two girls who got raped and beheaded in Morocco dutch

>bluepilled
>whole premise is dumb roasties didn't listen to people and did something dangerous, and proceeded to die because dumb lazy beaners couldn't lift a finger to do their job

Are you retarded?

Holy fucking shit. I'm starting to believe you really might be the killer now.

Women should just never visit any country since there's a 99% chance they'll end up raped and murdered

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they were Danes

>there was no murder
>social services were lazy!!!!
>and then they bleached the bones, had a leopard sandpaper the memory card and then the moisture struck the camera

You want a real fucking weird mystery, lads?
Try this one.
There's some weird shit going on in the world.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Gary_Mathias

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A jaguar would probably too strong to not leave marks. If anything, it's the wild dogs. It's entirely possible there would be no marks on the remains if there was still flesh on the bone. Hips and the like are covered in muscle.

dogs carry bleach and computers?

he isn't, but you probably are.

Much more plausible than the guide they quit on, who they describe as creepy, finding them in the woods and killing them. The same guide that mysteriously found most of the evidence and was allowed to search their room unsupervised.

>On the night of February 24, 1978, a group of five young men from Yuba City, California, United States, all with mild mental or psychiatric issues, attended a college basketball game
>Several days later their Mercury Montego was found, abandoned, in a remote area of Plumas National Forest on a high mountain dirt road that was far out of their way back to Yuba City
americans let retards get drivers' licenses?

Damn Jaguars

this one is kino, with the older guy having a heart attack in his car while the company left their car down the road under very suspicous circumstances

>did something dangerous
Their parents walked on that exact same trail and it's extremely hard to get lost.It didn't rain and they were not far from Boquete so something scared the dog,chased them into the forest and you know the rest.

>I'm a dumb fuck who thinks le ebil drug cartel psycho butcher raper stalked these girls into dangerous jungle and butcher the white women >:>

You literally have no idea how this part of the world works or actually is in real life.

Regardless of whether you buy into all sorts of natural causes or not, there is literally nothing to implicate anything criminal other than shitty spooky YouTube channel coincidences, versus actual documented evidence.

I know more about how the world works than you ever will. I'm only on this site for leisure.

will it rain today? i don't know if i should do the laundry

This has made me laugh so fucking much. Thank you.

The trail they were witnessed to go down is closed off to the public now because it is EXTREMELY dangerous. The trail they fell from is a side path on the main, completely accessible hiking trail that is hard to get lost on. The one they fell from should never have been public access in the first place.

what a reddit reply

it was clearly a combined effort by wild dogs and jaguars
one using their sandpaper tongue to clean the bones while the canines used their stored bleach to put the finishing touches on them
that's nature for you

>Lewis and Clark
Incompetent white males who got babysitted till they reached the Pacific by a teenaged indian mother
#yasqueen #slay

>Says the retard who's never lived there

Everyone is here for recreation you idiot. Are you Hiroshimoot or a jannie?

t. seething faggot

GET OFF MY BACK QUEER

Just admit you killed them. Nobody here will judge you for it, we all hate roasties

t. Asperger's ridden faggot

cope

I read a book ware Nantucket went back in time 3000 years and the hippy lady stole guns and sailed to south America to save the natives from the white man by warning them in English giving them ten 22 rifles

They tied her to an Alter and had her raped by a trained Jaguar

>versus actual documented evidence.
Such as the scouring power of jaguar tongues.

>we
there is no we.

As funny as that possibility is, I literally just know what happens in the area personally. Media sensationalised something that is completely typical for the circumstances of it all.

I hope you fucking die, you posturing cunt.

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>I literally just know
you just KNOW

Thay wasn't me. A jaguar tongue would not sand a bone down.

based

How do you know? Are you the killer?

>Panama
>South America

It's the same story as the local government and Dutch investigators determined, and that the involved officials eventually admitted to gross negligence in addressing the initial reporting.

JUST ADMIT YOU KILLED HER YOU SANDPAPER NIGGER

>.22 rifles

It was the sandpaper niggers in the local police being too busy collecting 20 bucks to look the other way for speeding tickets all day.

how do you know? did you look at their bones

You can look at my bone and leave some teeth marks on it faggit

What I want to know is how the fuck the one guy starved in the cabin with food right next to him.

yikes

I'd be right happy to

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reddit

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South America starts at the Canal

How about I yikes on your scrawny ass, you one-meme-word-spouting little bitch?

yeah and all the blankets and stuff when they had fuel for heating right there is very strange
the entire case is very intriguing too, with them missing the basketball game and going in a completely off direction

kek

oof

love blossoms even on the battlefield

Not to mention a huge fucking storm rolls in soon after, and when it clears they only find bones. Typical of cases like this.