Mfw no alexanderposting

>mfw no alexanderposting

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Is there any version of this movie that isn't a steaming pile of rotting dogshit?
Alexander's real story is so fucking kino and in this its reduced to LOL ALEXANDR IS A FUKIN FAGGIT LOOK AT HIM LOVE DUDES HAHA GAY BUTTS

He was bisexual IRL by most accounts

Yeah but it didnt need to be the central theme of the movie

>alexander the "great"
no thanks

it wasn't the central of the movie. i think you watched the wrong movie user.

Why don’t you go back to whatever leftist shithole you crawled out of ?

BUT YOU DREAM, user.

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>someone disagrees with me
>better call them a leftist

Could they have cast him worse?

*throws a goat's ass at the king*

we really need a clip of this from the movie

Mr Bean
Actually no, that's better

>everything I don’t like is /pol/
fuck off, tranny

Who would you have casted, user? Let's see your taste.

>calls people leftists and trannies
>tries to pretend he isn't a /pol/cel

Mr Bean. I'm totally into it now. I think it could have been kino.

Jeff Conaway

rowan atkinson

Based Trump can do it. He has the look and is still in crazy good shape

Heath Ledger could have worked, but I don't know I'm not a caster. It just felt weird with Colin Farrell, he didn't look youthful enough

>by most ((accounts))

Wanting to spend more time with the boys and go around conquering shit for literal decades without seeing your wife doesn't mean they were faggots. Greeks just knew that a females only job was to spawn his children. It was more important for men to forge male bonds but that doesnt mean they butt fucked each other.

>implying being from /pol/ is bad
>implying Yea Forums isnt /pol/ of the blue boards
>doesnt deny being a tranny

Lmao go back.

FOR I WILL GO ON, WITH MY REDDITORS!

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Why would I have to deny being a tranny? If everyone denied every insult it would be 50% of the posts. Please go back to /r/the_donald, where you were before 2016

56%.

please stop its cringe

anyone who doesn't look like a 40 year old dude with a blonde wig

why can't they look 40?
no one's gonna take a 20 year old twink who gets fucked in the ass seriously

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but thats how he looked like, even brad pit was too old for achilles in troy

>cast people of predominantly British and Irish heritage in movie about Greeks
>"wah wah this movie is innacurate he looked like a twink irl"