Just saw the blu ray. How the fuck did this make a billion dollars? There is literally nothing entertaining in this

Just saw the blu ray. How the fuck did this make a billion dollars? There is literally nothing entertaining in this.

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It really didnt make that much. Half of the ticket sales were bullshit to keep Disneys stock price solid for the merger.. since the deal was partially for stock

It's a great movie.

it really was the most boring mcu movie to date

have sex

with me

Disney made theaters play nothing but Captain Marvel (I checked my theater website) and then bought a lot of tickets themselves. This should have an asterisk next to it in the list of highest grossing movies.

endgame

Bend over

It was released a month before end game with apparently a tie in to it, then they dropped the trailer for end game with captain marvel in it right before the start of the second week for cm. If it wasn't right before end game it wouldn't have done those numbers.

Disney essentially conned the entire planet. They made everyone think that Captain Marvel was somehow essential to Avengers: Endgame, so everyone went to see it because they thought they had to figure out the missing piece of the Avengers puzzle.

Which of course just makes it that much more hilarious that she has so little screentime in Endgame itself.

this. disney fooled everyone

People are sheep and will consume whatever they have been conditioned to.

>How the fuck did this make a billion dollars
They lied by saying it was linked to Endgame

that and feminism
other than womyn good men bad undertones I didn't find the feminist message in the movie

Agreed. Probably the most boring movie I've ever seen.

Holy shit, I just saw this, too. I got bored and wandered away twice while watching it. This is the worst Marvel movie. It's a bad movie. I'm impressed by how bad it is compared to every other Marvel movie. What the fuck happened here?

directed by a woman

I didn't either. I think all of that was a desperate attempt to get people to see it. Because it is a bad movie. I thought the jokes about the cat being the best part of the movie were sarcastic. They were not. The cat was literally the most charming part about this turd of a movie.

>other than womyn good men bad undertones I didn't find the feminist message

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I dunno. I think the story was bad. There's nothing there. The characters are boring as shit. The script was bad. The lead actors were bad in it. The music was bad. It felt like nobody liked working on this movie. Like soulless somehow.

Oh well. One time watch.

>n-no it's good guys

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written by two women as well (and a jew handler)

Excellent source

Can any comic nerds tell me if comic book captain marvel also has no personality?

muh bike scene

it was written by like 5 people

directed by 1 woman 1 jew
screenplay written by 2 women 1 same jew
story by 3 women 1 same jew
music by 1 woman
edited by 1 woman 1 gentile

She's a based psychopath

oh god
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source: your wishful thinking