THIS SUMMER

TWO NIGGERS

[inception horn]

AND THINGS GET A LITTLE OUT OF HAND

shutupshutupshutUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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FROM THE CREATORS OF SHREK

AND SHRONK

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

*disc scratch*

JUMP INTO A GRIMDARK FUTURE

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Never ever, user.

WHOA NOW WATCH OUT, THERE ARE KIDS WATCHING

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IN A WORLD

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>bass echos getting gradually louder
>...
>single piano key
>...
>OOOOOMMMMMPPP
>labored breathing
What happened to deep voice kino trailers? I also saw this movie in theaters in high school, kino trailer, average movie
youtu.be/LmP3YFk_YHA

I know, and I'm not too bothered since a live action movie would never really work or convey the scale

Don LaFontaine died.

"Rated R for graphic violence including sexual assault, aberrant behavior, pervasive language, nudity, disturbing images, thematic elements, bullying, and drug use--all involving teens."

I miss him.

youtu.be/v_c8ouUMDbA

ONE BEAUTIFUL UNDERAGE GIRL MEETS A WEIRD OLD MAN.

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ONE MAN
ONE MISSION
ONE DESIRE

And the mob wants him DEAD

>im walking on sunshine starts playing

IN A WORLD WHERE TRAILER VOICES HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY SAD PIANO NOTES AND SPOKEN DIALOG THATS NOT EVEN IN THE MOVIE
ONE ZOOMER
WILL NEEDLESSLY POINT IT OUT AS IF THEY'VE CLEVERLY REVEALED SOME HIDDEN TRUTH

projection

Based

HOLLYWOOD'S FAMOUS TWINK

A BIG GUY

one of the mad max trailers

eventually the bants will turn on my gen like what you see here and the butthurt will be amazing as the first majority digital generation gets replaced

>You millenials realize you're all rapidly advancing to middle age right?
yes now stop reminding me because you're next

>only some sexual references

Step your game up faggot

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my theater buddy always loudly says "oh shit, the sound cut out" whenever the audio crescendos and cuts out in post-Inception trailers

hes a prick

What's funny is that when I was watching Mad Max Fury Road, during a trailer for some bad disaster movie (I wanna say San Andreas or Los Angeles or whatever), the picture cut out at the exact moment the main guy tried to ram a door with his elbow. I thought it was a standard editing job until the picture never came back and we could hear the next trailer start.
The picture remained out all through the Terminator: Genysis trailer and the first 20 seconds or so of the movie.
The entire theater was joking about how it was the greatest trailer they'd ever seen

JIM CARREY HAS A BUNCH OF TURDS IN HIS APARTMENT

COPE
SEETHING
FAKE

FROM THE JEWS WHO RAPED YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESS

when did superhero movies go so wrong?

CAPTAIN MARVEL RETURNS TO FIGHT TOXIC MASCULINITY

okay this is based

NOW HE HAS TO LEARN

THAT LIVING AS A CARROT

>as the first majority digital generation gets replaced

Millenials have already been replaced lol say hi to those geezers in gen x you old bald fat bastard

ZOOMERS AINT NEVER GONNA GET OLD

IS QUITE A PICKLE

btfo

AMY SCHUMER IS

AUTISTIC

AND LIKES TO FUCK