"Not him but..."

I'm gonna kick your ass buddy

>speak in ebonics to trigger incels
>I'm also an incel
And that's the tea!!!!

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COPE is also good for this

Thats pretty next lvl

Based

>give a good argument
>retard can't argue and keeps saying nuh-uh
>tell them I won't respond until they can argue the point instead of being 12
>they keep being 12 in the next post, they claim they won
>I don't respond, am still mad

>post an inflammatory and negative opinion that's not far off from my real feelings
>hope someone provides an argument as to why I'm wrong because I'm a depressive and just want to understand why people like things

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>see someone take the time to type a mile long post
>"cringe"

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>tell anons to go back to /pol/
>unironic fascist
The fire rises.

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>reply based to my own post

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>make fun of incels for being incels
>Currently 35 and had 95% of the sex I've had before I was 18

Based

cringe

>call out manlets and phone posters
>even when they're not
>am manlet
>am phone poster

Based

based

cringe

I do this all the time. I larp as a 6'5 body builder but im jsut a 5'6 bodybuilder LOL

>post in Yea Forums
>haven't seen a movie or series in years

All of these are me.

>"Have sex"
>haven't actually had sex

>people are so far up their own ass they think this actually happens

>"all me"
>only one is actually me

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based

I never did that :(

this is me, but the other ones are not

Based

based

based

>act outraged and angry in sneed threads
>actually love sneedposting

I have done this serval times. Can't tell you how many arguments I've displaced because I served as the "middle man", and make a argument in someone's place, and the two anons have no clue what they're even arguing about anymore.

very based

based

>call all "have sex" posters discord trannies
>mean it

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based

>start off topic shit post thread
>5 mins in gets no replies
>*switch airplane mode on*
>begin smfagging it to get the ball rolling
>check back 30 mins later 150+ replies

>do this
>am that

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Based. I think most people have posted as both sneedposters and Moe by now.

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>think I'm going to make a great post in a thread and get lots of (You)s
>I end up making myself look like a retard
>someone calls me out on it
>Hide the thread and hope that it archives soon

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>some user posts the "13% of the population" meme
>reply with: "non american here, is this actually true?"
>the thread turns into /pol/
>I am american

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>other poster criticizes my argument
>I admit their point makes sense that I am wrong
>they continue to argue and insult me

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Based

>user accuses you of samefagging even though you weren't pretending to be someone else
Is this what happens when you break someone's will?

>Open random thread
>Call someone a fucking failure incel that needs to kill themselves for being a waste and a dissapointment to their family
>close thread

based

based af

based!

Literally me.

have sex

unironically based

dilate

why did all the based threads get deleted but this cringe one is still up?

lmao

both me btw

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I once told a woman I coined the phrase pardon my French

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Based and tuxedofrogpilled

I'm friends with the yanny that's on for this time slot. we chat though IRC

>Reply some retard
>Never return to thread in fear of him winning the argument

>not usually

based

>someone calls me out for (You)ing myself
>screenshot and photoshop (You)s out
>post screenshot and call them a fag

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>Losing an argument with an user
>Reply to myself arguing his point very poorly and like a retard.
>Ignore the user and reply to the retarded post instead to make myself seem right.

I am every poster in this thread

>insult janny
>actually respect his dedication to keeping this board readable

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>am a janny
>post tuxpepe

>make a hit-and-run shitpost
>check back a couple hours later
>no replies

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actually based

based and (You)pilled

Underrated post.

based

Most people aren’t that pathetic, even here.

>see two guys arguing
>pick and side and argue like a retard
>reply to myself being even more retarded
>watch both of them get pissy and try to attack both fallacious arguments

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based

cringe

sneed

Did you get laid?

>make thread pretending to be tranny
>close it
>see it in the catalog 2 hours later
>400+ replies

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moderately based

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>pick a random post
>reply "based X poster"

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based and rainbowpilled

>write out a serious paragraph
>samefag the first two responses agreeing with myself

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based dog poster

>see a film or tv show start trending
>go watch the trailer and read the wiki plot
>open up every thread and start arguing with myself

based

>type "this but unironically," even when they weren't being ironic

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>post "have sex" in many threads
>actually have never had sex

based based poster

based based based poster

Yea Forums really is the cancer killing this site
this thread is evidence enough

>call people "discord trannies"
>actually a tranny on discord

based based based based poster poster

4u

>defend trump and Pol
>hate trump and Pol
All in the days work really

this but the opposite

so fucking close

>tell people to stop being degenerates and fapping to trannies
>fuck trannies irl

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threads like this are why Yea Forums is the best board

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>type out lengthy response
>fail captcha
>close tab

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>not him but
>actually not him
>people think I'm him anyways

>make copypasta
>reply to myself like 50 times with shit like “lmao fucking based” or “holy shit someone screencap!”
>it actually works

>shit up a thread
>immediately leave

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Hahahaha fucking based

No way lmao

holy shit, screencap this!

>pretending to be a retard while posting
>actually am a retard for real

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>tell people who disagree with me to have sex
>never have sex

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checked

I do this too

BAsed as fuck

full of win!

You're playing a dangerous game friend

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someone put me in the screencap

>make shit post
>reply to myself "BASED"
>after like the 30th samefagging it starts to get real (You)s
>only 3 are real after an hour of samefagging
Time well spent(?)

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Epic

Ahahahha based as fuck mate

>talk shit about Amerifats
>am actually an Amerifat

People don’t seriously fall for this, right?

>use a vpn to samefag

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This blew up!

God. Damn.

>larping about having a vpyikes

fucking kek

absolutely based

Love you man, reading this made my night. Cheers.

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based and redpilled

Stellar post and insight into the community?

>post “have sex”
>have never had sex before

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Now THIS got people talking!

>had sex with this user while he was sleeping

Redditors beware, here be based!

BTFO

Insane!

>post "have sex"
>then reveal that ive never had sex
>which is a lie because i have had sex

Based

BASED AS FUCK

>pretend to be a libtard bleeding heart faggot that loves trans people
>actually want to fucking burn them all and am /pol/

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>had sex with him right before this user and didn't clean up

Someone lock this guy up! Put me in the screenie

he's still replying to himself lmao

Yeah, I’m thinking he’s back!

So I just made this post on Yea Forums...

he cute

yep, that’s me

>ask title of movie
>retard anons reply with wrong title
>am seething

HOLY SHIEEEEEEEEET BRAH, BASED & REDPILLED AS FUCK

Powerful post

How many of the replies are actually just him?

Shallow and pedantic.

Samefag
Have sex, btw.

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SCREEN CAP
THIS
POST

No! You can't do that! Can you?

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Fucking crazy dude

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Problem child 2

NOW that’s what I called redpilled

>look, i know theyre only 13% of the population, but

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Basado

I love you.

Autistic faggot

Holy shit boi
Finna get this nigga in the screencap

>tell people to have sex
>haven't had sex

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you aight, white boy

SAMEFAGGING KEK

>Be schizo
>Accuse /x/phile of being a schizo

Watch out reddit!

Unreasonably based

HOLY FUCKING BTFO!

SCREEN CAP
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP!!!!

My man!

>whine about /pol/ in every thread
>am actually from /pol/ trying to make /pol/phobes seem really obnoxious

non american here, is this actually true??

AHhahaha, relatable and based

This poster is American, we live together

formerly chuck

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>actually hate /pol/
>/pol/ post constantly so people will hate them
Looks like I've met my arch-nemesis.

This nigga....

Sneed

literally me

everyone knows.

I could take down everybody in this thread without breaking a sweat.

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this but the opposite

Fucking try me.

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I always interject into arguments between two anons pretending to be one of them. I make a really shitty argument and everyone calls him a faggot. It's great

based

>"i'm not american"
>actually spent 4 days in america once

You're 1000 years too early, kid

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>call other anons niggers
>am a nigger myself

*your

based

based

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